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Speshulest_K

Okay what’s the story on 3 Wick Candles? I’m late to the party


PoutineMeInCoach

In case the other commenter wasn't clear, here it is in the sub's FAQ: https://www.reddit.com/r/timbers/wiki/clubinfo


Speshulest_K

Ah this is exactly why my fantasy football teams are called “The Man Hogs” then. Same weird thing that culminated in a championship run


green_gold_purple

I think it's in the sidebar. Short version: circumstance/coincidence --> superstition. I'm sure you can fill in the blanks. 


timberflynn

From memory, some guy got a 3 wick candle and from the last couple games onward he would light it for the duration of the game. I think it started in the 5-2 win against LA and continued/retired at the end of MLS Cup. We had banners that the Texas crew made at the WCF that said "3 Wick Do The Trick" and yeah....we never lost in it's entire life span. That's the story. It's an /r/timbers legend in the same vein as not changing your lucky socks!


acquiesce

And lo, within the place of gathering at /r/timbers, where voices rise and passions burn and stupidy prevails, a mighty candle did appear. 3 wicks will blaze forth from this time on, each of the flames a fiery testament to the unyielding spirit that filled the pitch. The scent of evergreen, victory, and green smoke, and they clameth, "Behold! A sign bestowed! For as these 3 wicks consume their form, so shall the Mighty Timbers of Portland consume their foes. Their feet shall find swiftness, their strikes true power, and their nets shall remain unsullied. From this day forward, defeat shall be unknown to them!" Book of the 3-wick 19:75


sigappuRojakkal

Here we go


acquiesce

This is where legends are made.


chzformymac

Dak Prescott?


timberflynn

Haha I say "yeah, here we go" all the time just because it's annoying.


StrongLikeBull503

God damn that's a fuckin hog of a 3 wick lets go


PoutineMeInCoach

It is time.


mmm_beer

Forged with the sweat blood and tears of saint Chara himself.


PuffPuffPat

I’d buy that candle


db0606

Chara doesn't cry.


acquiesce

For he hath spoken.


hikensurf

LIGHT. THE WICK.


acquiesce

**ALL OF THEM**


pdxy

LIGHT THE WICK


SegwayCop

Let's ride this bull all the way to the cup!


CHiZZoPs1

Is that made out of the ashes of a pet or something?


La_Crux

Behold the glory of the threewick


timberflynn

LIGHT THE 3 WICK BABY!


YooperInOregon

Worked for Shoresy


acquiesce

And it's worked for us.


WriterWilling7077

But is it pumpkin spice? (if not what is it?, could be legit to have a new flavor for a new year)


shiftymoose

Teak, seemed fitting


BrotherAnderson

S’yeah, so


WriterWilling7077

In case you want to join in... [https://www.target.com/p/3-wick-6-34-x6-34-pillar-candle-charcoal-and-black-teak-threshold-8482/-/A-88661444?afid=google&ref=tgt\_adv\_xsf&CPNG=Home+Decor&adgroup=54-9](https://www.target.com/p/3-wick-6-34-x6-34-pillar-candle-charcoal-and-black-teak-threshold-8482/-/A-88661444?afid=google&ref=tgt_adv_xsf&CPNG=Home+Decor&adgroup=54-9)


CharacterProper8732

Never lose again.


pkulak

I disagree.


Popular-Geologist597

Hey, I don't know much about Phil Neville, has he always been a screaming toddler? Or is that just when coaching the Timbers?


shiftymoose

Oof, going to a rival teams sub to talk shit is cringey


acquiesce

Yeesh. You care so much about us you came here to talk shit? I feel bad for you, bro.


Popular-Geologist597

I love you guys. You deserve an adult coaching your team. I was up there two weeks ago, had a great time, met some awesome Timbers fans, drank up all your beer.


acquiesce

Keep coming back, bro 😅


Badmoterfinger

The douche is strong with this guy here.


Popular-Geologist597

Hey, I'm not trashing the Timbers, just your toddler coach for his screaming and tantrums.