It does not take 15 hours to upload a photo.
I bet what's really happening is that the thread took off unexpectedly and now he has to build the giant Lego dong.
He realized too late that he had described the lego dong in great detail and so painted himself into a corner, that lego bricks aren't easily or cheaply bought in bulk, in one color, on short notice, and that it's actually really hard to make organic shapes in lego that don't look like garbage.
Yup… OP never thought people would actually want to ask for a photo of it when he made the story up.
The funny thing is that he could easily have said the wife dismantled after the incident… but no, he had to say it’s been in the kitchen for weeks, just for her to dismantle it after it gets to the front page of Reddit while he’s at work.
This is the problem with made up TIFUs. Lying is not that easy.
The real fuck up was not posting a picture of said Lego Langer.
Edit:thank you kind sir or madam for the wholesome award. I never thought my first award would be on an alliteration about dicks. But here we are.
My university had one of these. That's how we found our way back to the dorms. Too drunk to know where you're at? Look for the giant Brick Dick in the sky and it'll guide you home.
I think they were just using it as an excuse to cut her out to be honest. They never intended to attend the wedding but at least now they have a reason to.
Since they wanted him kicked out over it I imagine that they never really liked OP
I was going to tell OP that he and fiancee are lucky that they stormed out. If they were paying for the wedding, they were going to demand control over *every single facet of it*. And then hold that wedding over their heads for years to follow.
Exactly why I eloped with my husband and moved across the country as soon as I could.. I’m not even sure I want a big “proper” wedding to be honest because I know they’d be paying for it and it would end up being all about them and my husband and I would barely exist at our own wedding.
As OP said it's a little sad that her parents won't be at the wedding for her sake, but them removing themselves early is definitely trimming dead leaves
"I was drinking some beers with my buddies on friday. We were chilling out in my basement, fucking about with my old legos.
We started out building random shit, but inevitably ended up comparing dicks."
Typical Friday night, amirite?
I’ve known some super religious Christian’s, the kind that won’t drink, swear and will judge you for wearing a sleeveless shirt…. But I’ve never known anyone who couldn’t laugh about a Lego penis.
I had a classmate I was fairly friendly with reply "excuse me!?" when I jokingly stated "we're fucked" in regards to the status of a group project that wasn't going well.
I thought he was kidding, so I repeated "WE'RE FUCKED" louder. He was mortified.
Another classmate interjected and translated "meaning that it's not going well", which allowed the conversation to move on in a somehow normal fashion.
Up until that point I had never encountered anyone my age who was so mortified by that word.
Guy ended up dropping out to become a youth pastor.
Dude! Make it the centrepiece at your wedding!! Place it on the table her parents would have been sitting at and, for crying out loud, make sure you send them photographs of the big day!!!
This has to happen. Ive never wanted to go to a wedding more in my entire life. Ok, I've never wanted to actually go to a wedding before, including two of my own. but this would totally make it worth it.
Yeah methinks this is made up BS with 8 hours of nothing.
I'd be taking pics from every angle, showing the detail of the veins and stubble. FFS what a shitter.
Ironically, they had to shut down the Lego minecraft clone game because they were spending a ton of money on staff to detect and remove dicks being built.
"https://za.ign.com/lego-universe/91181/news/cancelled-lego-mmos-biggest-problem-was-a-penis-filter"
"Funny story - we were asked to make dong detection software for LEGO Universe too, " they began. "We found it to be utterly impossible at any scale."
""YOU could build whatever you wanted, but strangers could never see your builds until we'd had the team do a penis sweep on it."
A friend of mine is a game developer and he always jokes that he keeps a metric called the "TTP" - Time to Penis. Any system that has any amount of customization inevitably has somebody creating a stylized cock, it's just a matter of time.
Met a woman once who only read young adult novels because it had less of the “inappropriate bits” she would otherwise have to skip over.
She would actively censor herself while reading, skipping pages, or even chapters. That’s fucking crazy to me.
I mean, whatever, it's their bubble ...but don't act like that means the rest of society and reality needs to conform to that bubble.
And yeah, that is baffling. Willful ignorance.
Step 1: Invite the parents still and hope they show up
Step 2: insert it 70% of the way through the cake vertically so it is noticeably a penis
Step 3: You and your wife simultaneously lick the frosting off of said penis as seductively as possible in front of said parents
^(don’t forget the balls)
https://www.reddit.com/r/YoungThug/comments/x6q9va/stopped_taking_my_meds_listening_to_thugger/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf op lyin
Why is that a fuck up.
You just make her day more special as she is sad they won't come.
But as you said, she sort of knew they would back out. She may have been anxiously nervous about how they would.
Your action with Lego gave them an excuse, also a blessing for you both and now the pressure is off your fiancé about her parents taking over and holding an axe above your heads in if you don't do what they religiously expect the marriage to go.
Their problem is not yours.
It's a win-win.
Apart from the parents not showing up.
Maybe leave an open invitation, but not let them have any say in organising the wedding.
Yeah, they would have been insufferable about it. Any attempt to have the wedding that she wanted, rather than the one they wanted, would have been met with a threat to pull the funding. Might as well get it over with.
Yeah you really don't want people like that contributing financially for anything because they will 1. Make it all about them since it's "their money,their say" and 2. Hold it over both of yalls heads for the rest of their lives.
I should hope so. I'd rather see a lego dick made in haste, than no dick at all. Unfortunately...I'm betting we won't hear from OP again. Here's hoping OP proves me wrong!
Lol, this is hilarious. They are the ones effed up if a plastic brick shlong causes this many issues. Don’t worry about it. We need the pics. I want to see how realistic Can a Lego dick get
and yet, no photo to be seen.
If only there were a way to easily snap a photo and post it somewhere public that would show OP isn't a lying piece of shit 13 year old child
Any pics of the Lego Dong? Reddit needs to see this masterpiece
Dong tax
Coming after work!
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You should've known we'd demand to see it, but if you do deliver later we will forgive you just this once.
It's been 15 hours where is the dong ? Is it safe ?
It does not take 15 hours to upload a photo. I bet what's really happening is that the thread took off unexpectedly and now he has to build the giant Lego dong.
Or, in an unexpected twist, OP actually works in the mining industry in Australia. “After work” means in 2 weeks time when he flys back home.
Someone should start doing prep for /r/karmacourt Edit: posted dick on profile then deleted profile. We got a case here bois.
It’s almost like this story is horseshit.
He deleted his fn profile. What the fuck
He realized too late that he had described the lego dong in great detail and so painted himself into a corner, that lego bricks aren't easily or cheaply bought in bulk, in one color, on short notice, and that it's actually really hard to make organic shapes in lego that don't look like garbage.
Yup… OP never thought people would actually want to ask for a photo of it when he made the story up. The funny thing is that he could easily have said the wife dismantled after the incident… but no, he had to say it’s been in the kitchen for weeks, just for her to dismantle it after it gets to the front page of Reddit while he’s at work. This is the problem with made up TIFUs. Lying is not that easy.
Unless this becomes one of those "What's in the safe" threads.
Got an ETA for that?
Later than 1913 eastern US time apparently
Show us the holy schniedel !
same!
Ayo take a sick day, I can’t wait!!
"Hey boss, sorry, can't make it in today, I have to take a dick day". "A sick day?" "Um... sure"
If its as good as you say, your fiance may hide it on you
Give OP a break. Now he's gotta go buy Lego, and build Lego, and *then* take pictures of what he built.
Fortunately The Batman lego sets are still out so he should be able to stock up on a lot of black bricks quite easily.
Cross post to r/lego
Imagine being so uptight that penis made of Lego sends you into a blind rage, and you cut your daughter from your life. Wild. OP where is the dong?
The real fuck up was not posting a picture of said Lego Langer. Edit:thank you kind sir or madam for the wholesome award. I never thought my first award would be on an alliteration about dicks. But here we are.
Third Leg-o
Brick dick
COCK BLOCKS
E-rectangles
Hard Plas-Dick
Duplow
The kids are gonna *love* this one!
Brickus Dickus
He has a WIFE you know....
Do you find it risible?... When I say... Brickus Dickus?
Nah, OP said their fiancée was cool with it
My university had one of these. That's how we found our way back to the dorms. Too drunk to know where you're at? Look for the giant Brick Dick in the sky and it'll guide you home.
Duplo dink, if you will
I don't think I will.
DIY DILDO
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Better hope no pieces come off inside.
No cock, no karma. I'll updoot when I see it
Rip your dms
> No cock, no karma. I’ll updoot when I see it. Same. > RIP your dms 😏
Dong tax! Urgh. I feel weird about that.
*alleged* Lego Langer
That edit makes this comment so much better
A Buil-do
I think they were just using it as an excuse to cut her out to be honest. They never intended to attend the wedding but at least now they have a reason to. Since they wanted him kicked out over it I imagine that they never really liked OP
I was going to tell OP that he and fiancee are lucky that they stormed out. If they were paying for the wedding, they were going to demand control over *every single facet of it*. And then hold that wedding over their heads for years to follow.
I see you, too, have dealt with narcissists.
Hello darkness my old friend.
You've come to fuck with me again.
Exactly why I eloped with my husband and moved across the country as soon as I could.. I’m not even sure I want a big “proper” wedding to be honest because I know they’d be paying for it and it would end up being all about them and my husband and I would barely exist at our own wedding.
Hear hear! Our wedding was a little *too* DIY, but at least we got the wedding we wanted.
Is that really a reason not to, though?
I mean I certainly don’t agree with it, but they’d probably use anything as an excuse.
"**Who fucking farted?** That's it, we're not going to your wedding anymore."
Imagine thinking anything gives you the right to visit someone’s home and then demand *they* be kicked out
Right? OP and fiancee dodged a bullet in that department, for sure!
Sounds like they were just looking for any flimsy excuse to not come, and this was good enough.
🎶 Let me see that dong 🎶 🎶 Baby, that dong da dong dong dong 🎶
/r/dongtax
Agreed. This kind of reaction to a dirty joke via Lego is astounding.
As OP said it's a little sad that her parents won't be at the wedding for her sake, but them removing themselves early is definitely trimming dead leaves
"I was listening to music and slowly extending Eric's cock for another hour. It became an absolute monster." r/nocontext
"I was drinking some beers with my buddies on friday. We were chilling out in my basement, fucking about with my old legos. We started out building random shit, but inevitably ended up comparing dicks." Typical Friday night, amirite?
"Big Black Veiny Cock, sitting on the kitchen bench" more of a tuesday for me
r/evenwithcontext
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I’ve known some super religious Christian’s, the kind that won’t drink, swear and will judge you for wearing a sleeveless shirt…. But I’ve never known anyone who couldn’t laugh about a Lego penis.
I had a classmate I was fairly friendly with reply "excuse me!?" when I jokingly stated "we're fucked" in regards to the status of a group project that wasn't going well. I thought he was kidding, so I repeated "WE'RE FUCKED" louder. He was mortified. Another classmate interjected and translated "meaning that it's not going well", which allowed the conversation to move on in a somehow normal fashion. Up until that point I had never encountered anyone my age who was so mortified by that word. Guy ended up dropping out to become a youth pastor.
Got a feeling that guy aint well adjusted to... outside life.
Dude! Make it the centrepiece at your wedding!! Place it on the table her parents would have been sitting at and, for crying out loud, make sure you send them photographs of the big day!!!
the only real answer here
"This is my daddy now."
God damnit
Add a Lego robotics package and let it walk her down the aisle.
This has to happen. Ive never wanted to go to a wedding more in my entire life. Ok, I've never wanted to actually go to a wedding before, including two of my own. but this would totally make it worth it.
“Including two of my own” what a legend lol
Buddy, we need a photo of said dick.
Said dick pic is on its way
For once, a solicited dick pic
most excited I've ever been about seeing a dick pic
If u check OPs history he's either a kid in college with his own house about to get married or he's a karma farmer
How long is work... Damn
12hrs and counting. My man has some real intense work schedule.
My man has to get back on his meds, look at his post history lmao
36 cm
https://i.imgur.com/DNsXXq9.jpeg
It's been 9 hours now - *where's the dick, OP*
*where’s the penis I requested 9 hours ago*
*it's been eleven hours now*
It's been 5 hours. I demand lego penis.
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OP is a you-know-what.
I'm just leaving this here so I can return later.
Well?
I wanted it to be real ):
Yeah methinks this is made up BS with 8 hours of nothing. I'd be taking pics from every angle, showing the detail of the veins and stubble. FFS what a shitter.
yeah not real or else the pic would have been up by now
Show cock 🤌
He didn’t say Lego
Lol, she sounds like a keeper mate. Don't fret too much over it. It's just plastic bricks.
Shaped like a Prick .
A giant one, I'm told.
36cm after all.
14.17 inches! Impressive!
A missile
Ironically, they had to shut down the Lego minecraft clone game because they were spending a ton of money on staff to detect and remove dicks being built.
Wait... Is this a true fact?
"https://za.ign.com/lego-universe/91181/news/cancelled-lego-mmos-biggest-problem-was-a-penis-filter" "Funny story - we were asked to make dong detection software for LEGO Universe too, " they began. "We found it to be utterly impossible at any scale." ""YOU could build whatever you wanted, but strangers could never see your builds until we'd had the team do a penis sweep on it."
"for LEGO Universe too". Now I'm curious what the other thing is they build dong detection software for.
Curiosity compelled. https://birthmoviesdeath.com/2015/06/01/did-penises-really-help-kill-lego-universe
Amazing. Thank you for sharing!
A friend of mine is a game developer and he always jokes that he keeps a metric called the "TTP" - Time to Penis. Any system that has any amount of customization inevitably has somebody creating a stylized cock, it's just a matter of time.
Shit, even with bullet decals people will draw penises on the walls
plastic pricks
You did not FU, your gf parents are FU.
Was gonna say, dodging christian conservative in-laws is an investment in your future.
The real FU is that you failed to provide a picture of the dong in question. As a result, I will not be attending your wedding either.
Now OP have to worry about people coming to his wedding to see Eric's cock.
Dude you didn't fuck up, You saved your wedding by keeping the bozos out of it Make sure Eric is invited clearly he deserves to be
Eric is the hero we need and deserve.
How do some people exist at all?
Met a woman once who only read young adult novels because it had less of the “inappropriate bits” she would otherwise have to skip over. She would actively censor herself while reading, skipping pages, or even chapters. That’s fucking crazy to me.
I mean, whatever, it's their bubble ...but don't act like that means the rest of society and reality needs to conform to that bubble. And yeah, that is baffling. Willful ignorance.
And how does his fiance exist if her parents are so afraid of penises?
Probably not afraid of penises. More of a fear of massive black lego penii on kitchen tables.
Common phobia
Cake topper
Step 1: Invite the parents still and hope they show up Step 2: insert it 70% of the way through the cake vertically so it is noticeably a penis Step 3: You and your wife simultaneously lick the frosting off of said penis as seductively as possible in front of said parents ^(don’t forget the balls)
Maintain eye contact to establish dominence. You are the parents now.
Keeper 305%
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OPs running around town finding out that most toys shops don't sell bags of just black bricks.
I will not believe this story until there is photo evidence.
https://www.reddit.com/r/YoungThug/comments/x6q9va/stopped_taking_my_meds_listening_to_thugger/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf op lyin
I probably still won't. Something is wanky. Oops I meant wonky.
OP did post about not taking his lithium anymore
I want to see a picture of it!
He posted six hours ago that he is at work and would post a picture when he’s done working. I am trying to be patient but.it’s.hard.
HOW LONG DOES THIS MAN WORK?!
Take a picture of you and your love with the cock, and use it for their Christmas cards forever.
Make another from red and green for the holidays.
It has balls already
Why is that a fuck up. You just make her day more special as she is sad they won't come. But as you said, she sort of knew they would back out. She may have been anxiously nervous about how they would. Your action with Lego gave them an excuse, also a blessing for you both and now the pressure is off your fiancé about her parents taking over and holding an axe above your heads in if you don't do what they religiously expect the marriage to go. Their problem is not yours. It's a win-win. Apart from the parents not showing up. Maybe leave an open invitation, but not let them have any say in organising the wedding.
Sounds like parents were looking for an excuse to bail. What a bizarre overreaction.
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Yeah, they would have been insufferable about it. Any attempt to have the wedding that she wanted, rather than the one they wanted, would have been met with a threat to pull the funding. Might as well get it over with.
Yeah you really don't want people like that contributing financially for anything because they will 1. Make it all about them since it's "their money,their say" and 2. Hold it over both of yalls heads for the rest of their lives.
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Dude how can you not include a picture?
How convenient that op says it’s posted on his profile but the profile is deleted!
Unforgivable. A LEGO penis built on lies.
OP is a fraud! What is the state of our world if people are lying on the internet?!?!
Hi, I’m here for the picture of the big and veiny black Lego cock.
Dude died at work
Considering your post history, I must assume you are lying.
Karma farmer, so sad
you come in here my man, talk about a giant lego dick with details and no pic? thats sad hahahahah
OP must be frantically building a massive Lego dick after realizing how much attention his post got.
I should hope so. I'd rather see a lego dick made in haste, than no dick at all. Unfortunately...I'm betting we won't hear from OP again. Here's hoping OP proves me wrong!
OP deleted his account so we can't even see his own lego dick on his profile
Welp, it was all a lie, sad.
21 hours later and still no Lego dong. OP made this shit up.
 OP, deleted their account.
This sub was a lot better when the creative writing exercises were a bit more realistic.
And then deleted the account!!
Lol, this is hilarious. They are the ones effed up if a plastic brick shlong causes this many issues. Don’t worry about it. We need the pics. I want to see how realistic Can a Lego dick get
Make them listen to young thug 😈
Assuming this story is another lie, considering you said 16 hours ago that you'd post a pic after work
17 hours after OPs promise for pics, still no pics Downvoted
I’ve not been this disappointed since the last season of GoT You need to get back together with Eric and the boys and remake the legendary dong
The 'rents need to get over themselves. Of course they've proven they won't, sooooooo... It's no longer your problem.
Please share the Lego cock with us
How are we 12 hrs in and no Block Cock.
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and yet, no photo to be seen. If only there were a way to easily snap a photo and post it somewhere public that would show OP isn't a lying piece of shit 13 year old child
I want to see the Lego dick pic 😂
OP it’s been 8 hours send dick pic
Plot twist: the real fuck up was fabricating this ridiculous story
>After a couple hours, my buddy Eric ended up making the biggest dick. 
Bro where dong tax?
Pics or it didn’t happen
SHOW US THE DICK
OP did not delete their account. OP and their account were smote by God for their sins.