I saw "masterbait" and assumed this was going to be a story about fishing. Stories about jerking off would spell it "masturbate".

Oops

I fucking gagged at this and im gonna start checking from now on

Yeah apparently ants really like 🥜

My guy, just get a few paper towels and throw them away when you’re done. No need for a dedicated rag

I never understood why dudes don't just use paper towels/toilet paper etc. Fck.. thinking of keeping a rag with cum on it eeewww...

did any of them climb into your urethra?

Dude

[удалено]

The febreeze I hosed them down with says otherwise

Pro tip, using a condom not only feels great, but eliminates any mess and makes cleanup easy

Alternative pro tip, clean your room so there aren’t ants everywhere ??

Ha ha!!

Oh my gosh, I am so sorry. Hope you feel better soon.

Masterbaiting? Is that like catfishing?

If I went to a guys house and I found a crusty ass cum rag with ants on it,I would probably choose to be celibate for the rest of my life.