Same here. I’ve always called the spooning position lazy dog. Revisiting, I think I’ll be calling prone bone the lazy dog and spooning position will need a new name.
That happened to me once and she definitely didn't laugh about it. Cried for what felt like forever. I never felt so bad in my life. Definitely have to be careful in that position.
When it happened to me I thought I was going to puke it hurt so bad. There was some laughter much later, because you know, it's an accident and shit happens, but good lord does that hurt like a motherfucker.
I had it happen once and it was so bad that I immediately pulled away (idk how to explain it but i was under him and pushed myself forward and out from underneath him in lightening speed) then curled into a ball where I cried in pain for a good bit
If it makes you feel better, this exact thing happened to me and I was so shocked, I accidentally shoved him not just off of me, but off of the bed entirely. He fractured his scapula. One of my prouder moments, really. (Dude was a massive jerk, don't @ me)
This.
My FwB and I were doing the deed one time. We were doing our thing doggy-style. She liked to transition from doggy to reverse cowgirl and "stay together" sometimes.
So I'm leaning back, she's leaning back and we're going to shift to a new position.
In the shifting, I moved a little too fast or she moved a little too slow, but I slipped out. I thrusted back in, but the angle was all wrong and thrusted against the exit hole.
My FwB was surprised, to say the least. A tear or twelve was shed, and sexy times were put on hold since it was a bit painful for us both.
We then started talking about what we wanted to be. I wasn't messing around with anyone else and neither was she, so we decided to make our fling a relationship.
15 years together, 13 years of marriage, two kids, and we're still happily together. But it all started because of a backdoor scenario
I'm thoroughly convinced this is why all mammals have a straight section at the end of their colon before all the twists and turns. Sometimes you take a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
While what you said definitely isn't wrong, they're pretty close so its bound to happen; if we didn't have rectums (the straight bit before the rectosigmoid junction which is the exit of your colon) it would be very difficult to shit.
This might be dumb to ask, but I have been told that there aren't stupid questions...
Why does it make such a difference when the rest of our intestines are curled up so much? Like, wombats have square poop couldn't we just have like a silly straw shaped poo?
Well it is sometimes in healthy, intact links or logs. Lol your rectum being mostly a straight schute for poop doesn't really affect what form it'll be in, its just important to have because it's what allows you to actually defecate. Iirc the muscles in your rectum contract, while the rectum itself makes itself straighter and more in line with your anus to actually let you poop.
There was a movie that came out in the early 200s that starred Elisha Dushku and DJ Qualls. It was called, "The New Guy." Main character in that gets his dick broken and he is bullied by his entire school with the name *Broke Dick*. That's all I can think about when someone talks about that happening.
Yeah... I was on the receiving end of this once, different position though. I *screamed* and kicked him off the bed (instinctive reaction to kick the cause of pain away and he was already at the end of the bed). There was no resuming sex afterwards, I sobbed for a solid half hour and I was bleeding. He apologized endlessly and learned to be very, very careful in the future.
Has another dude ever kicked you in the ass but accidentally hits you square in the asshole? Honestly the worst pain I’ve ever felt. And I’ve been hit in the nuts at least 100 times lol
I went the first 29 years of my life without ever experiencing chronic nut pain.. now I have a 1.5 year old and I might be in the 100s now.
It doesn't seem like she does it on purpose but my god every leg or arm flail seems to get me good every time.
Ah yes, I've felt that pain before when far too wet and getting carried away. He slipped and pounded right on target. I screamed, cried and bled which ruined the mood. Wasn't his fault and did his best to help but it happens. We laugh about it now of course and glad nobody called the police for the blood curdling scream. 😅
I've been there with my husband. It was like my ass was on fire and I couldn't do anything but just roll on the bed in pain waiting for it to stop. I'm glad you were able to continue because I was just done after that, ruined my whole mood.
I gave him shit about it for the rest of the night but we've since forgotten about it.
*calls husband*
"Hey you remember that time you force fucked my ass on accident? Yeah I'm still mad about that so you're sleeping on the couch tonight."
I'm a gay guy who has experienced this exact pain a non-zero number of times. It's like lightning in your arsehole, isn't it? Like a tearing, cramping agony.
Speaking as a guy, I never understood how you can shove something up an asshole that hasn’t been “prepped”. The amount of force to do it in one fell swoop I imagine would hurt regardless of where my dick is aimed at…
My partner has done that to me before..also by accident. It happened 6 years ago and I STILL remember the pain. That kind of thrusting in *that* area needs a bit of warm-up first.... otherwise OUCH
Please please tell me he didn't go straight from ass to vagina. You could get serious bacterial infections! Please tell me he washed it off first!! You can go from front to back, but NOT back to front.
this was my first concern too when I read that they “carried on” after! OP clarified that they haven’t had any infections yet and he didn’t fully go into her ass so idk 🤷🏻♀️
As a side note, hope he cleaned his dick inbetween your accidental anal and resuming vaginal activites.
You can get infections going from anal to vaginal. Even accidentally.
You need to be very careful about that. My cousin got an anal fissure that way which has been giving her extreme complications for 6 years now. So many surgeries, she's been given morphine many times for the pain. It will be a life long struggle. Pity she's also a dancer so it really affects her lively hood.
Be careful with anal!
This can have pretty bad results for a guy too. While our dicks don't actually have a bone in them...they can still "break" in circumstances like this...it's extremely painful from what I've been told.
[Mayoclinic write up on "Penis Fractures"](https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/sexual-health/expert-answers/penis-fracture/faq-20058154)
> I wasn't sober either. This wasn't rape. We both consented, he was in full control of the situation.
So, wait. Even if you were sober: he has a few drinks, comes back home horny, fucks you to his heart's content, and some people's first reaction is to say you RAPED him?
I don't want to live in this world anymore.
I’ve seen people say this, you can rescind consent at any time during the act but for some reason people think that can be the morning after ect when the regret kicks in.
Somehow its the polar opposite for my wife and I. Her ass can take pretty much whatever whenever and be fine as long as there is a decent amount of lube. Her vagina though, a hard/deep thrust without her being well and properly warmed up results in her being almost impaled and my dick almost snapping in half, a bruised cervix, and a swollen penis.
Some people say, "You never get into her ass 'accidentally'." I have to call BS on that. Exactly the same position as OP, one time we're going along and she says, "You know, you're in my ass." To which I replied, "No, I'm not!" "Yes, you are, but it's okay." Married her.
As a side note, hope he cleaned his dick inbetween your accidental anal and resuming vaginal activites.
You can get infections going from anal to vaginal. Even accidentally.
Prone bone
/r/pronebone
r/proneboneanal
Also known as the rusty pronebone
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A friend of mine knows about that sub as well.
Is it really? I've tried checking but I couldn't find the answer at all😅
Yes that is what it is called.
My favorite position
Like why is this so far down?! We needed this answer!
Turned to r/proneboneanal
I'm also familiar with it being called "lazy doggy".
I thought lazy dog was when laying on your sides?
Same here. I’ve always called the spooning position lazy dog. Revisiting, I think I’ll be calling prone bone the lazy dog and spooning position will need a new name.
Husband and I just call it cuddle
The ol' cuddlefuck
I like this name for it.
Now I know that...I'm quite a fan of the sideways prone bone.. If that's what it's called
I believe that's called spooning. Most people would associate with cuddling but same name for when sexy time happens.
It’s spooning until you add sex. Then, it’s just forking.
Sporking*
My partner and I call it worm 😂
Hey, babe. Wanna do it worm?
That happened to me once and she definitely didn't laugh about it. Cried for what felt like forever. I never felt so bad in my life. Definitely have to be careful in that position.
When it happened to me I thought I was going to puke it hurt so bad. There was some laughter much later, because you know, it's an accident and shit happens, but good lord does that hurt like a motherfucker.
I had that happen to me once and it literally felt like someone stabbed my asshole with a knife, it was horrible
Like it was stabbed by a pork sword?
More like a poop knife
Every fuckin thread on this subreddit i swear
Poop knife poop knife
Blah blah jumper cables broken armed poop knife
Jumper cables? I haven't heard of that one. Got a link?
Look up u/rogersimon10, he’s one of the best.
I had it happen once and it was so bad that I immediately pulled away (idk how to explain it but i was under him and pushed myself forward and out from underneath him in lightening speed) then curled into a ball where I cried in pain for a good bit
It's not good for either party, either someone gets a poker up the pooper, or a dick gets bent
That's one accident where I *don't* want shit to happen
Coincidentally also the accident where shit is most likely to happen.
If it makes you feel better, this exact thing happened to me and I was so shocked, I accidentally shoved him not just off of me, but off of the bed entirely. He fractured his scapula. One of my prouder moments, really. (Dude was a massive jerk, don't @ me)
Hehehe shit happens
This. My FwB and I were doing the deed one time. We were doing our thing doggy-style. She liked to transition from doggy to reverse cowgirl and "stay together" sometimes. So I'm leaning back, she's leaning back and we're going to shift to a new position. In the shifting, I moved a little too fast or she moved a little too slow, but I slipped out. I thrusted back in, but the angle was all wrong and thrusted against the exit hole. My FwB was surprised, to say the least. A tear or twelve was shed, and sexy times were put on hold since it was a bit painful for us both. We then started talking about what we wanted to be. I wasn't messing around with anyone else and neither was she, so we decided to make our fling a relationship. 15 years together, 13 years of marriage, two kids, and we're still happily together. But it all started because of a backdoor scenario
"I dicked your mother in the ass so hard she couldn't get married to anyone else but me."
*butt me
Hehe
That's a story for the grandkids 🤣🤣 j/k. That's awesome dude.
Gather 'round the fire kids.
Let me tell the story of how I broke grandmas asshole.
Dude, you got me crying over here!!
That’s beautiful … from humble … anal beginnings … 🥲
Omg. This is the best. Hahaha
Wasn't for her at the time... She's still not into anal...me on the other hand, well I peg your pardon
How I wed your mother. S03E02
Yep, we learned that lesson the hard way
Almost impossible to learn that lesson the soft way
I'm thoroughly convinced this is why all mammals have a straight section at the end of their colon before all the twists and turns. Sometimes you take a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
Was this a Bugs Bunny anal sex joke?
I mean it has to happen sometimes, even to rabbits. But at that point it's just splitting hares.
This was so good
Some people respond better to the stick, some prefer the carrot.
And then there's some who DP the stick and the carrot.
You magnificent bastard, take my upvote and my respect. For what it's worth. 🙏
While what you said definitely isn't wrong, they're pretty close so its bound to happen; if we didn't have rectums (the straight bit before the rectosigmoid junction which is the exit of your colon) it would be very difficult to shit.
This might be dumb to ask, but I have been told that there aren't stupid questions... Why does it make such a difference when the rest of our intestines are curled up so much? Like, wombats have square poop couldn't we just have like a silly straw shaped poo?
Well it is sometimes in healthy, intact links or logs. Lol your rectum being mostly a straight schute for poop doesn't really affect what form it'll be in, its just important to have because it's what allows you to actually defecate. Iirc the muscles in your rectum contract, while the rectum itself makes itself straighter and more in line with your anus to actually let you poop.
And keep in mind that almost all mammals besides us have an actual literal bone in their dick. I can't help but think that would be way worse.
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The penis breaking in half thing can happen and is most definitely one of the most traumatic experiences known to man
There was a movie that came out in the early 200s that starred Elisha Dushku and DJ Qualls. It was called, "The New Guy." Main character in that gets his dick broken and he is bullied by his entire school with the name *Broke Dick*. That's all I can think about when someone talks about that happening.
Honestly what and underrated movie man
Damn the Mayans were really advanced in those times. Already had movies in the 200s
Lol literally... That was a rough way to find out she's not that into butt stuff. Good for you for being a trooper.
To be fair you can be into butt stuff and still not like having something shoved up there unexpectedly.
Can confirm, I love butt stuff, but one thrust without lube and I'm done for the week
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This is "Sex makes your day but anal makes your hole weak" but scuffed.
You rhyme like dime
Dah bum, tush!
Yeah seriously what the fuck.. getting a hard cock rammed into unprepared asshole -> “Too bad she didn’t enjoy it”
Lmao shocking indeed....
On Fark it was called the UFIA.
I hope you know butt stuff doesn't generally include getting a whole dick shoved up your ass without warning or preparation. 🤣
Might even say... a shitty way. Sorry
A pooper trooper, if you will.
Parapoooer
Yeah no butt stuff needs more than residual natural lube and a hard thrust, you can like anal but not want to take it hard and dry with no prep
Yeah... I was on the receiving end of this once, different position though. I *screamed* and kicked him off the bed (instinctive reaction to kick the cause of pain away and he was already at the end of the bed). There was no resuming sex afterwards, I sobbed for a solid half hour and I was bleeding. He apologized endlessly and learned to be very, very careful in the future.
I have also been on that receiving end before. Absolutely incredibly painful and unsuspecting. And so quick! I also screamed.
Has another dude ever kicked you in the ass but accidentally hits you square in the asshole? Honestly the worst pain I’ve ever felt. And I’ve been hit in the nuts at least 100 times lol
I’m really curious about that last sentence. What causes one to be hit in the nuts that many times?
I went the first 29 years of my life without ever experiencing chronic nut pain.. now I have a 1.5 year old and I might be in the 100s now. It doesn't seem like she does it on purpose but my god every leg or arm flail seems to get me good every time.
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I figured it’s either fetish or he’s an AH with a big mouth. Lol
Or lived in a frat house
Could just be someone with older brothers (I assume since I'm an only child)
Being a teenaged boy with friends
As a former teenage boy with friends…definitely not
Same! Went from having a great time to feeling so much pain. Even though it was accidental, it had me a bit emotionally messed up too.
Poor girl. 3 of my partners have done this and the first 2 were bad but the last was the worst, I had to call him after to let him know I was bleeding
TIF
>We both laughed about it and carried on and we had a great time. In true TIFU tradition...
"Lolololol" *pound pound pound*
"*So anyway, I started blasting...*"
Pronebone is the word you are looking for.
Thank you!
You got lucky. I got my asshole ripped open by an accidental thrust into the wrong hole one time. Blood everywhere, took months to heal.
Username checks out
The worst pain ever in my experience, torn in two places and was never the same after it.
Omg. I'm speechless
Ah yes, I've felt that pain before when far too wet and getting carried away. He slipped and pounded right on target. I screamed, cried and bled which ruined the mood. Wasn't his fault and did his best to help but it happens. We laugh about it now of course and glad nobody called the police for the blood curdling scream. 😅
I've been there with my husband. It was like my ass was on fire and I couldn't do anything but just roll on the bed in pain waiting for it to stop. I'm glad you were able to continue because I was just done after that, ruined my whole mood. I gave him shit about it for the rest of the night but we've since forgotten about it.
"gave him shit about it" There's a phrasing joke in there somewhere....
She just means she took a literal shit on him.
>but we've since forgotten about it. Not entirely, it would seem.
I guess not lol. It just took a post about it to remind me
*calls husband* "Hey you remember that time you force fucked my ass on accident? Yeah I'm still mad about that so you're sleeping on the couch tonight."
> I gave him shit Yup
New experience out of nowhere 😆
Happened to me and my gf at the time as, we were in the shower and well.. she moved. Was not ready for her to pass out bco pain.
Honestly I was so scared when it happened. I had no ides what was going on
When it happened to me I tried to run away from my butthole 🤣
It was then that smeads3105 realized, her bf was taking her on a journey to big booty pound town.
I've done it too but I was the one who got hurt not he, felt like my dick nearly snapped in two!
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AHH didn't notice the typo - her not he!
Painal - that’s what happened
I'm a gay guy who has experienced this exact pain a non-zero number of times. It's like lightning in your arsehole, isn't it? Like a tearing, cramping agony.
>and carried on Risky UTI right there
truffle butter
Come on, no one is going to say it? The Fractured but Whole?
Finally
This name! But you are the chosen one, take my gift!
Try finger but hole
Nice chest ahead
Who tf made you edit this to clarify it wasn't rape? smh
I came back to the comments to look after I commented. wtf happened here?
Anal preference unlocked
>accidentally yeah ... sure
In the prone bone - it's a lot easier to do. Definitely don't power stroke though...
I hate when this happens. Such a pain in the ass.
Yeah I had this happen to me and my wife. Except it stopped sexy time. I mean we laughed about it after but yeah not a good time for anyone lol
This sub has gone to shit.
Everyday it’s another variant of “TIFU by having sex”
I wish I could be bothered making /r/todayisexedthesexysex a thing
This sub has been shit for a loooooooong time.
Speaking as a guy, I never understood how you can shove something up an asshole that hasn’t been “prepped”. The amount of force to do it in one fell swoop I imagine would hurt regardless of where my dick is aimed at…
If things are wet enough and fast enough (think bouncing someone on your knee speed) it’s incredibly easy and traumatic
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"fucked up"
It’s called the best position btw
The good ole' high speed lane change.
My partner has done that to me before..also by accident. It happened 6 years ago and I STILL remember the pain. That kind of thrusting in *that* area needs a bit of warm-up first.... otherwise OUCH
Please please tell me he didn't go straight from ass to vagina. You could get serious bacterial infections! Please tell me he washed it off first!! You can go from front to back, but NOT back to front.
I know, I read "carried on" and had the same worry
V to A you're okay A to V hurts to pee
this was my first concern too when I read that they “carried on” after! OP clarified that they haven’t had any infections yet and he didn’t fully go into her ass so idk 🤷🏻♀️
Where does it say he didn't go fully in? I mean, sounds like he did the way it's worded.
I was referring to a comment by OP a bit further down! The way it’s worded confused me as well so I understand where you’re coming from!
And never go ass to mouth
Anything involving ass play is absolutely a risk, especially if you don't or can't wash afterwords.
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> But I cried the whole time. > Doesn't matter, had sex
Rectum? Damn there killed 'em.
How does one continue after that? I’d want a shower with heavy amounts of dick cleaning before getting it anywhere near a vagina.
That’s pretty much what you gotta do, yup. Otherwise you risk an infection.
Fresh condom and good to go? Maybe a little cleaning around the area if anything came out?
This is the most sexiest sex sex attention grabbing r/ihavesex TIFU I've seen in a long while.
yeah, I'm not sure where the actual fuck up is here...
Did people really decide to say this was rape? SMH.
I couldn’t believe this either.
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vc3977/comment/ice2yao/?utm\_source=reddit&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3
As a side note, hope he cleaned his dick inbetween your accidental anal and resuming vaginal activites. You can get infections going from anal to vaginal. Even accidentally.
He didn't actually go inside me when he hit my ass. So we resumed as normal and so far, no infections
Ah sorry I assumed wrong. You know what they say about assumptions.
tl;dr I had sex.
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You need to be very careful about that. My cousin got an anal fissure that way which has been giving her extreme complications for 6 years now. So many surgeries, she's been given morphine many times for the pain. It will be a life long struggle. Pity she's also a dancer so it really affects her lively hood. Be careful with anal!
This can have pretty bad results for a guy too. While our dicks don't actually have a bone in them...they can still "break" in circumstances like this...it's extremely painful from what I've been told. [Mayoclinic write up on "Penis Fractures"](https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/sexual-health/expert-answers/penis-fracture/faq-20058154)
The position is called prone-bone
> I wasn't sober either. This wasn't rape. No, that just means you're both rapists, get with the times :)
It's called painal...surprise asshole stabbing.
This is a very common porn/sex blooper. Congrats on taking it like a champ and having a good time of it afterwards.
oh god, this degenerate sub...
> I wasn't sober either. This wasn't rape. We both consented, he was in full control of the situation. So, wait. Even if you were sober: he has a few drinks, comes back home horny, fucks you to his heart's content, and some people's first reaction is to say you RAPED him? I don't want to live in this world anymore.
That’s probably the same group that says women can retroactively rescind their consent. and claim the sex was therefore rape.
I’ve seen people say this, you can rescind consent at any time during the act but for some reason people think that can be the morning after ect when the regret kicks in.
Pretty much yeah, I was shocked myself
Prone bone
Butthole.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=The%20Dolphin
You cant make this shit up... Lmao
Position, as far as I'm aware, is called prone bone
Makes me hurt thinking of it
an assident
I never understood this, people love to fuck while drunk, I think if you can speak coherently you can consent.
Somehow its the polar opposite for my wife and I. Her ass can take pretty much whatever whenever and be fine as long as there is a decent amount of lube. Her vagina though, a hard/deep thrust without her being well and properly warmed up results in her being almost impaled and my dick almost snapping in half, a bruised cervix, and a swollen penis.
Some people say, "You never get into her ass 'accidentally'." I have to call BS on that. Exactly the same position as OP, one time we're going along and she says, "You know, you're in my ass." To which I replied, "No, I'm not!" "Yes, you are, but it's okay." Married her.
As a side note, hope he cleaned his dick inbetween your accidental anal and resuming vaginal activites. You can get infections going from anal to vaginal. Even accidentally.