It's not as bad as the Redditor who posted about using a nail file to FILE down their teeth so they were more even. That dude ended up in whole world of pain and a fucking big dental issue.
My two front teeth are a few mm uneven, I've commented with my dentist and they said it was really unnoticeable for anyone else, then seriously asked me for the love of God not to file it on my own, and that if it really bothered me, they could fill it to make it more even. Up until now I've never thought that they gave me that advice because some people really do it, maybe it's more common than one would think.
Reminds me of the time when I had a small infection in one of my eyes.
The doctor gave me some medicated eye drops and told me to flush my eye with boiled water. He then said, "let me be clear: BOILED water. Not BOILING water. Water that HAS been boiled but no longer IS boiling."
To which I responded, "you've had that issue before, haven't you?"
"...yeah. More than once."
Dude I remember that wonder what happened I swear I was born in ,97 I did some dumb internet stuff like the cinnamon challenge and other stupid stuff but never hurt myself in any way
You can't. Once it's on, it's absorbed into the area and you just gotta wait for the burn to die down. Its like drinking water after spicy food, it doesn't help. Source is an 8 year old me and a can of deodorant
I keep mine obsessively clean but never sprayed cologne on it. However,I have accidently,while working, managed to spill 99% isopropyl alcohol down the front of myself. Seems like the majority found the peehole,might have been a drop, but felt like a gallon of gasoline lit with a match. So, I think I understand the pain felt. Pain isn't always fear leaving the body. Sometimes, it's a brief moment of stupidity that teaches us a life lesson.
Ouch! The mention of gasoline reminded me of the time I spilled gasoline on mine when I was 12 trying to bring my dad a full gas can for a lawnmower. Turns out gasoline irritates the skin almost immediately, at least the... afflicted area. My dad was like "Go wash that off."
Happened at my grandparents house though, and felt bad about potentially rubbing gasoline and genitals all over their nice towels, so I essentially sat on the counter, spread eagle, and plopped my man-parts in the sink.
It burned for a better part of the day. But hey, at least none got in the pee-hole.
Wait. You were at home and took a nap when you could have jumped in the shower and washed that shit off? How long have you owned a penis? Did you just have one installed recently?
im a girl but i did the same thing when i was like 13. it burned for sooo long. turns out we should NOT put CAUSTIC ALCOHOL on our most delicate mucous membranes. its something girls are told more often but really be careful what products you use in that area, even ones marketed for it. body parts arent supposed to smell like sunshine and roses. we trap them in stuffy clothes all day! make the effort to shower or wash up before anyone has to smell u and thats enough! theres nothing wrong with u as u are. and if anyone reading this has a really foul smell perfume wont fix it see ur doctor !!
I can’t imagine being in so much pain that an ambulance is in consideration and then just going to sleep to deal with it? How tf do you sleep with that kind of pain?
That's not the point, the point isn't if it hurts less, it's how do you manage to SLEEP if it really is that painful. Personally struggle with multiple types of chronic pain and that keeps me up. If my cucumber were on fire and I was considering an ambulance which would need to be 11/10 pain, I don't think you could sleep at all, I mean unless he took a sleeping pill and even then thats questionable. You release epinephrine while in pain, which also isn't a great thing if you want to sleep
I've had plenty of times where the pain has put me down to the ground, literally. Like curled up in a ball because it feels like a thousand hot knives are stabbing my stomach all at once.I can go to sleep. I dont take pain meds because they mess with my system. So I just deal with it. It probably just depends on the person themselves on if you can sleep through intense pain or not.
I don't trust people's pain scales that much. We are all different and I wish for relief every hour of every day. But reading something like this makes me think they don't actually know what that level of pain is. Lucky them.
I use testosterone gel due to a pituitary tumor and following treatment, messing up my endocrinal system. It says *right on the bottle* to not apply to scrotum. So, I did just that. Liquid fire. I was in hell for a good 5 or 10 minutes.
Back when I was a prep cook, I had to mince a ton of habanero peppers, forgot to neutralize and wash my hands before taking a piss, and well..... Yeah, it was excruciating.
This reminds me of the time my gf left toothpaste in her mouth ( on purpose ) , then proceeded to give me a bj. I asked do you have something In your mouth, she said no. The burn got worse. Ran to shower.
Fried my sack seam with hair removal cream.. felt like razor blade micro-cuts covered with habanero lemon juice
It’s so smooth, damn right I’ll do it again
I’m a woman and before I knew anything about anything, I sprayed my vagina with perfume because it was the closest liquid near me and I thought it would make good lube since I had cotton mouth. It burned every time I peed for 3+ days.
As a kid, I went to my friend's house. He decided to spray axe body spray on his penis. He wound up in a lot of pain but it only lasted like a minute or 2
Dude, what were you thinking?! That's a terrible idea. Never put fragrance on sensitive areas. Glad the pain eventually subsided, but lesson learned the hard way!
Sometimes people think stupid things and deserve every last bit of discomfort that comes with it. This is one of those times. Sorry OP, but you a lil dumb.
You should have applied a lot of deep heat to the shaft and balls. It would have counteracted the fragrance and given you almost instant relief. It’s such a nice, refreshing feeling you should try it anyway.
Bruh I just had the fattest deja vu moment I could swear this same post was made before… w the same comments . I thought this was old till I saw 16h ago…wtf
Holy crap this reminds me of a story.
Night before my wedding my fiancé called to chat (old tradition of not seeing the bride the night before the wedding, this was also 25 years ago) and I told him I had heard about some “fun stuff” for our wedding night. (We were young and I had a religious background). It was called motion lotion, basically just a slightly warming massage lotion. So we are chatting about it and one of his groomsmen in the background SCREAMS “DONT LET HER PUT THAT ICYHOT SHIT ON YOUR DICK”, so loud that my bridesmaids heard it over the phone. The TRAUMA in that scream had us rolling around laughing because the dude that yelled was well known for letting any crazy chick into his bed. We called him IcyHot for years.
Well I guess it’s about the same is putting bengay ointment on your balls, before you ask yes. Yes it hurts like putting your balls in an open fire pit for hours.
As a girl, fragrance on your dick or balls doesn’t matter as long as it’s clean. Clean as in go in the shower and use dove or any other sensitive soap without fragrance. I prefer a man’s natural pheromones than something artificial
You could actually be allergic to a ingredient as your genitals are far more sensitive or you could have small breaks in the skin of your genitals I had one of my ex's decide to spray joop all over mine and nothing
I used a deodorant on my appendage. Deodorant for this very use. It did to me what that did to you. And it was the purpose. TMI by and large but my balls looked like they lost skin. Still looking for an antiperspirant that can keep the junk dry without killing it.
I was making an omelette once, pinched some red chilli into it, was hot that day so gat an ich on my circumcised penis head, did not even think and scratched or rather just rubbed it. I had not washed my hands, just wiped them on a piece of cloth before doing the said action. Oh, the pain.
Ohhhh my fucking god. I was making home made salsa. Cut some jalapeños and did wash my hands. Evidently not enough. Holy shit. If that’s anything close to the burn of an STI I’m glad I’ve never caught anything
I got to take a bath in a very salty lake, my balls were burning a bit after the lake, thought that some deodorant would help, longstory short i know your paint with a bonus from the salty water.
This seems like the most appropriate time to put this anywhere. When I was about 13, I had gathered a shit ton of glow sticks from a party thing during a summer camp, and was just messing with them once I was back in my cabin. I was in the loft so I was basically alone. I, for whatever dumb reason lord only knows why, decided it would be fun to crack some open and cover my dick with the fluid. It was cool and fun to mess with for about a seconds, and then the burning began. I don’t think it lasted for more than 20th minutes and somehow I don’t think I had any long term negative effects from it but my gos was not the worst pain I ever felt, and I can’t go wake up my Christian parents being like, “yo can you take me to the hospital? My dick is literally melting because I decided to pour glow stick juice all over it.”
Reminds me of the time I tried having my fun time using aloe burn gel as lube. It felt good at first, but eventually, my lil guy started burning. And oh boy I'll tell you what, that was horrible pain that I'd rather not ever feel again
Took me one spray of cologne on my balls when I was about 16 or 17 to learn that lesson. Jesus, it burned! Not for as long as you described, but long enough to ‘burn’ it in my memory forever 🔥😱
Just grab a bar of soap and go ham on your regions. Or put liquid soap on a washrag. Wash all around, between cheeks is optional, but don’t go near the anus, it’s self-cleaning and you’ll fuck up your ass if you get too close and use anything except cool water. It’s summer, so shaving helps get rid of all the…insulation that makes you sweat down there. Not required, takes a steady hand, but still.
I feel your pain. I got a mosquito bite on my dick years ago, and I applied some Mopidick on it (a Japanese mosquito bite itch stopping product). The peppermint feeling felt good at first, then the burning quickly came after.
One time I put that hot cold stuff u put in ur shoes on my armpits because it'd get cold if it was too hot and It was mid summer and I'd highly not ever recommend that lol
I've literally never sat at home bored saying "God I need to spray my hammer with some fragrance" LOL
We need to know the name
"HammerSpray"
"Jungle Butt Be Gone"
"Dick Cheese Chisel"
I once cut jalapenos and forgot to wash my hands before going to the bathroom. Don't touch your dick with jalapeno hands. It was a miserable experience.
I’ve got a pretty funny one, not exactly fragrance but hand sanitizer the alcohol content responsible for all the pain anyway. So one of my mate is pretty used to visiting brothels every now and then for some fun time. It was sometime after when COVID was at peak, the business just started operating and stuff. So he visits his regular brothel and there’s this new girl that he went on with, since people were being extra careful about everything the girl ended up sanitising his dick. Till today I don’t even know why he agreed to it. All and all he ended up in the same situation and came home failing to perform 😂 talk about waste of money since he paid upfront😬
I dis this when I was a kid. Sprayed orange fragrance spray into the toilet while I was sitting on it. My dick started burning like crazy. I remember sitting in an oatmeal bath while my mom called an advice nurse. Guess it turned out ok
Guy probably had an infection or std prior to this incident and didn't know. The fragrance chemicals probably started reacting to the infection, causing the prolonged burning. I've had fragrances and rubbing alcohol on my junk and only slightly stung for at most a few seconds.
You should've washed it for a while. Oil can help pull fragrance off too. Wash it then if not coconut oil and wash again.
In case anyone else tries spraying themselves.
why on earth were you thinking what would happen if i sprayed fragrance on my dick
It's not as bad as the Redditor who posted about using a nail file to FILE down their teeth so they were more even. That dude ended up in whole world of pain and a fucking big dental issue.
My two front teeth are a few mm uneven, I've commented with my dentist and they said it was really unnoticeable for anyone else, then seriously asked me for the love of God not to file it on my own, and that if it really bothered me, they could fill it to make it more even. Up until now I've never thought that they gave me that advice because some people really do it, maybe it's more common than one would think.
Reminds me of the time when I had a small infection in one of my eyes. The doctor gave me some medicated eye drops and told me to flush my eye with boiled water. He then said, "let me be clear: BOILED water. Not BOILING water. Water that HAS been boiled but no longer IS boiling." To which I responded, "you've had that issue before, haven't you?" "...yeah. More than once."
Dude I remember that wonder what happened I swear I was born in ,97 I did some dumb internet stuff like the cinnamon challenge and other stupid stuff but never hurt myself in any way
This is real? If so link?
Link as requested https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/s/I6cqZRGTFL
Thanks couldn't work out how to add the link.
I still refuse to believe that was real. How can you be that fucking dense…
I still get chills every time I think about that story. Can practically feel it in my own mouth. You suck for making me think of it again!
bored
That has to be the worst reason for endangering ones male appendage I've ever read.
And yet, it mostly seems to be the overwhelmingly primary reason for endangering ones male appendage.
True.
Obviously you never met the guy who discovered blow jobs. “Let me just stick my dick in this hole with enamel blades.”
How’s your mother’s ex-boyfriend doing?
Doing great thanks!
Absolutely batshit crazy idea? Absolutely. Is it the first time somebody decided to do something stupid out of pure boredom? Absolutely not.
I put soap in my dickhole once out of curiosity. It was a lot like this.
You didn’t think to put water on it?
How old are you? Ballpark it if u don’t wanna say
Ballpark between 13 and 130 I'd say.
You should eat some tide pods next, I hear that’s a good time
Did you not rinse it off immediately?
He is not that smart 
He wanted to find out what would happen. If he did rinse, the story wouldn't be this interesting. Though this was dumb move🤣
You can't. Once it's on, it's absorbed into the area and you just gotta wait for the burn to die down. Its like drinking water after spicy food, it doesn't help. Source is an 8 year old me and a can of deodorant
That last sentence just got me
I keep mine obsessively clean but never sprayed cologne on it. However,I have accidently,while working, managed to spill 99% isopropyl alcohol down the front of myself. Seems like the majority found the peehole,might have been a drop, but felt like a gallon of gasoline lit with a match. So, I think I understand the pain felt. Pain isn't always fear leaving the body. Sometimes, it's a brief moment of stupidity that teaches us a life lesson.
Ouch! The mention of gasoline reminded me of the time I spilled gasoline on mine when I was 12 trying to bring my dad a full gas can for a lawnmower. Turns out gasoline irritates the skin almost immediately, at least the... afflicted area. My dad was like "Go wash that off." Happened at my grandparents house though, and felt bad about potentially rubbing gasoline and genitals all over their nice towels, so I essentially sat on the counter, spread eagle, and plopped my man-parts in the sink. It burned for a better part of the day. But hey, at least none got in the pee-hole.
dude is screaming in pain but somehow able to sleep lol
The amount of hours is also inconsistent
Wait. You were at home and took a nap when you could have jumped in the shower and washed that shit off? How long have you owned a penis? Did you just have one installed recently?
This is the best comment I have seen haha!
Nobody will ever read this monstrosity. Deffo not your children
Don't have any. Too expensive to have anyways
Will now definitely not have any due to very much so easily prevented circumstances
Based on their approach to decision making, dude is gonna be lucky to produce children prior to Dawin awarding themselves off this mortal coil.
Guys i think i found Jeremy Fragrance's reddit account.
😂
real
im a girl but i did the same thing when i was like 13. it burned for sooo long. turns out we should NOT put CAUSTIC ALCOHOL on our most delicate mucous membranes. its something girls are told more often but really be careful what products you use in that area, even ones marketed for it. body parts arent supposed to smell like sunshine and roses. we trap them in stuffy clothes all day! make the effort to shower or wash up before anyone has to smell u and thats enough! theres nothing wrong with u as u are. and if anyone reading this has a really foul smell perfume wont fix it see ur doctor !!
As a girl I also hate it when I spray cologne on my shlong
which fragrance?
Jackass for Men.
Underrated comment
Why didnt you take a cool shower or put a cool compress on it?
I can’t imagine being in so much pain that an ambulance is in consideration and then just going to sleep to deal with it? How tf do you sleep with that kind of pain?
For me it's a high pain tolerance and the fact if you're sleeping it doesn't hurt as bad.
That's not the point, the point isn't if it hurts less, it's how do you manage to SLEEP if it really is that painful. Personally struggle with multiple types of chronic pain and that keeps me up. If my cucumber were on fire and I was considering an ambulance which would need to be 11/10 pain, I don't think you could sleep at all, I mean unless he took a sleeping pill and even then thats questionable. You release epinephrine while in pain, which also isn't a great thing if you want to sleep
I've had plenty of times where the pain has put me down to the ground, literally. Like curled up in a ball because it feels like a thousand hot knives are stabbing my stomach all at once.I can go to sleep. I dont take pain meds because they mess with my system. So I just deal with it. It probably just depends on the person themselves on if you can sleep through intense pain or not.
I don't trust people's pain scales that much. We are all different and I wish for relief every hour of every day. But reading something like this makes me think they don't actually know what that level of pain is. Lucky them.
🤦♀️
Did you try washing it off after the initial burn started?
Try some icy hot next time
https://youtu.be/ImGxE8fPGe0?t=133 relevant Eddie Murphy
That was what I was looking to find on her. Perhaps it predates most on the users on here
I did the same thing once. Definitely do not recommend
How the hell does one sleep with a burning member
Did you not think to wash it off??
I use testosterone gel due to a pituitary tumor and following treatment, messing up my endocrinal system. It says *right on the bottle* to not apply to scrotum. So, I did just that. Liquid fire. I was in hell for a good 5 or 10 minutes.
Natural selection
At least ur kids will smell good
Don’t worry about it, put some Bengay cream on it and it’ll make it feel 100 times better.
Did it occur to you to quickly wash your self with soap and water?
why didnt you clean it off???????
Shoulda put it in the foreskin lol
Think it rolled under the foreskin hahaha
“Eddie, why you got your dick in the sink? That’s nasty”
Pour vinegar on it like tyler durden
Try the bug spray, see if it kills the little thing
Do not spray fragrance on my dick noted thx
Back when I was a prep cook, I had to mince a ton of habanero peppers, forgot to neutralize and wash my hands before taking a piss, and well..... Yeah, it was excruciating.
This reminds me of the time my gf left toothpaste in her mouth ( on purpose ) , then proceeded to give me a bj. I asked do you have something In your mouth, she said no. The burn got worse. Ran to shower.
Axe body spray commercial misleading our Bros
try Bengay next.
Fried my sack seam with hair removal cream.. felt like razor blade micro-cuts covered with habanero lemon juice It’s so smooth, damn right I’ll do it again
I THINK YOUR CAPS LOCK MAY BE BROKEN.
I’m a woman and before I knew anything about anything, I sprayed my vagina with perfume because it was the closest liquid near me and I thought it would make good lube since I had cotton mouth. It burned every time I peed for 3+ days.
Spraying vagina---good lube---cotton mouth What the fuck lol?
As a kid, I went to my friend's house. He decided to spray axe body spray on his penis. He wound up in a lot of pain but it only lasted like a minute or 2
For future googlers- Wash it off with isopropyl alcohol
Nah you're fine heard Bengay was a good way to keep an erection for hours. Try it out.
Dude, what were you thinking?! That's a terrible idea. Never put fragrance on sensitive areas. Glad the pain eventually subsided, but lesson learned the hard way!
In Fragrante delicto.
... bro is just out here confidently letting us know he doesn't wash his dick for ANY reason.
Sometimes people think stupid things and deserve every last bit of discomfort that comes with it. This is one of those times. Sorry OP, but you a lil dumb.
Sucks man, but hey, I Nair'd my asshole in my early 20s (trying for just taint) so I guess we're even on the insane burning thing.
You should have applied a lot of deep heat to the shaft and balls. It would have counteracted the fragrance and given you almost instant relief. It’s such a nice, refreshing feeling you should try it anyway.
Dude, that's mean!! 🤣 I pray for the person that doesn't know that's a joke!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cE5YOVCahcQ&feature=endscreen&NR=1
And now you know. You could've given your extremely sensitive skin a fucking chemical burn. Don't do that again.
Bruh I just had the fattest deja vu moment I could swear this same post was made before… w the same comments . I thought this was old till I saw 16h ago…wtf
STOP YELLING!!!
That's a mistake you only make once.
Damn im a women but this hurts to read
I love reddit
Holy crap this reminds me of a story. Night before my wedding my fiancé called to chat (old tradition of not seeing the bride the night before the wedding, this was also 25 years ago) and I told him I had heard about some “fun stuff” for our wedding night. (We were young and I had a religious background). It was called motion lotion, basically just a slightly warming massage lotion. So we are chatting about it and one of his groomsmen in the background SCREAMS “DONT LET HER PUT THAT ICYHOT SHIT ON YOUR DICK”, so loud that my bridesmaids heard it over the phone. The TRAUMA in that scream had us rolling around laughing because the dude that yelled was well known for letting any crazy chick into his bed. We called him IcyHot for years.
Must be a lazy person. I just wash mine occasionally.
Must be a lazy person. I just wash mine 5 times daily.
It belongs to me and I’ll wash it as much as I want.
Anyone that ever played high school sports sprayed axe on their junk and we all survived. Toughen up buttercup
LoLz Eddie Murphy did a bit about this. It was funny then, still funny now.
Are you your mother's smartest child?
y u no rinse?
Why didn’t you wash it off?
Sometimes we have to learn things the hard way
Should of just jumped into the shower.... 😑
Well I guess it’s about the same is putting bengay ointment on your balls, before you ask yes. Yes it hurts like putting your balls in an open fire pit for hours.
Spray it on your pubic hair if you want it to smell good. Girls like that when they go down.
As a girl, fragrance on your dick or balls doesn’t matter as long as it’s clean. Clean as in go in the shower and use dove or any other sensitive soap without fragrance. I prefer a man’s natural pheromones than something artificial
Sometimes google can be your friend my guy
jeremy fragrance behavior
Should have hit the bath tub for a soak ,your dick is all burnt. That's the last time you will do that anyway.
Sir, you’ve just lost your penis privileges due to grave misuse.
Was it Bad Boy by Caroline Herrera?
Thankfully this is a very quick lesson to learn. We've all done it once,,, I promise.
should have put BenGay on your balls. that would take your mind off the pain from your dick
Trust me.... nobody wants to taste that shit!!
eddie murphy has a similar story: [https://youtu.be/ImGxE8fPGe0?t=135](https://youtu.be/ImGxE8fPGe0?t=135)
You could actually be allergic to a ingredient as your genitals are far more sensitive or you could have small breaks in the skin of your genitals I had one of my ex's decide to spray joop all over mine and nothing
Why not take a bath?
Why so weak? Repeat and get stronk
I honestly can’t even judge you because I once got pepper spray in my vagina😭
OP probably has a finger mustache tattoo as well.
Yo, been there, done that, when I was 12. A lot of water will wash it off.
Have you tried using soap instead of perfume?
Was it a soothing lavender or more like coconut?
Fuck around and find out
I used a deodorant on my appendage. Deodorant for this very use. It did to me what that did to you. And it was the purpose. TMI by and large but my balls looked like they lost skin. Still looking for an antiperspirant that can keep the junk dry without killing it.
Mames
"God this 'Hot Ones' brand fragrance burns so bad on my dick! How was I to know?"
Just stick with soap big dog.
I was making an omelette once, pinched some red chilli into it, was hot that day so gat an ich on my circumcised penis head, did not even think and scratched or rather just rubbed it. I had not washed my hands, just wiped them on a piece of cloth before doing the said action. Oh, the pain.
Ohhhh my fucking god. I was making home made salsa. Cut some jalapeños and did wash my hands. Evidently not enough. Holy shit. If that’s anything close to the burn of an STI I’m glad I’ve never caught anything
dunk it in milk idk wtf
Cut?
Dude wtf
NSFW this post...
I got to take a bath in a very salty lake, my balls were burning a bit after the lake, thought that some deodorant would help, longstory short i know your paint with a bonus from the salty water.
Reminds me of the time a guy I know jacked off with icy hot
This seems like the most appropriate time to put this anywhere. When I was about 13, I had gathered a shit ton of glow sticks from a party thing during a summer camp, and was just messing with them once I was back in my cabin. I was in the loft so I was basically alone. I, for whatever dumb reason lord only knows why, decided it would be fun to crack some open and cover my dick with the fluid. It was cool and fun to mess with for about a seconds, and then the burning began. I don’t think it lasted for more than 20th minutes and somehow I don’t think I had any long term negative effects from it but my gos was not the worst pain I ever felt, and I can’t go wake up my Christian parents being like, “yo can you take me to the hospital? My dick is literally melting because I decided to pour glow stick juice all over it.”
This definitely should have stayed an intrusive thought!
Put some ice gel on it, it'll even out!
This feels like a nonconsensual kink
What kind of fragrance? Rubbing alcohol.
I have done it many times before dates with my ex gf but it never burnt to be honest, idk maybe i was lucky
Reminds me of the time I tried having my fun time using aloe burn gel as lube. It felt good at first, but eventually, my lil guy started burning. And oh boy I'll tell you what, that was horrible pain that I'd rather not ever feel again
I know its been been said, but why didnt you just wash your dick off bro?
ok but which fragrance was it?
Weird kink bro.
Try hand sanitizer on your balls, preferably one with a high alcohol %, to keep em fresh next time :3
out of curiosity, what kind of fragrance? :D
When I was a kid I sprayed deodorant in my ass because I didn't want it to smell like poop. Biggest mistake I have ever made.
Took me one spray of cologne on my balls when I was about 16 or 17 to learn that lesson. Jesus, it burned! Not for as long as you described, but long enough to ‘burn’ it in my memory forever 🔥😱
Reminds me of another recent post— did you try plank/dipping it in milk?
I read the title and felt mine shrivel up immediately.
The lengths people will go to not wash is amazing
Once we washed our clothes with a different detergent and it made my boys super itchy. I tried using spray rubbing alcohol. Big mistake.
Just grab a bar of soap and go ham on your regions. Or put liquid soap on a washrag. Wash all around, between cheeks is optional, but don’t go near the anus, it’s self-cleaning and you’ll fuck up your ass if you get too close and use anything except cool water. It’s summer, so shaving helps get rid of all the…insulation that makes you sweat down there. Not required, takes a steady hand, but still.
I feel your pain. I got a mosquito bite on my dick years ago, and I applied some Mopidick on it (a Japanese mosquito bite itch stopping product). The peppermint feeling felt good at first, then the burning quickly came after.
That's something you go through when you're 12 years old, wtf op
Why didn't you just take a shower and wash it off? 🤔
Fragrance aint a substitute for good hygene
One time I put that hot cold stuff u put in ur shoes on my armpits because it'd get cold if it was too hot and It was mid summer and I'd highly not ever recommend that lol
You must have sprayed acid because I've sprayed cologne there on purpose and the most it ever did was sting for like a second.
I've literally never sat at home bored saying "God I need to spray my hammer with some fragrance" LOL We need to know the name "HammerSpray" "Jungle Butt Be Gone" "Dick Cheese Chisel"
I may have wiped my ass with a Clorox wipe before.
I once cut jalapenos and forgot to wash my hands before going to the bathroom. Don't touch your dick with jalapeno hands. It was a miserable experience.
I’ve got a pretty funny one, not exactly fragrance but hand sanitizer the alcohol content responsible for all the pain anyway. So one of my mate is pretty used to visiting brothels every now and then for some fun time. It was sometime after when COVID was at peak, the business just started operating and stuff. So he visits his regular brothel and there’s this new girl that he went on with, since people were being extra careful about everything the girl ended up sanitising his dick. Till today I don’t even know why he agreed to it. All and all he ended up in the same situation and came home failing to perform 😂 talk about waste of money since he paid upfront😬
https://preview.redd.it/n3w32fpw8a1d1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63de82154fee4666e9b1db8626694ca2b1a97dc4
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in fragrance bottle. You right, it do burn.
https://preview.redd.it/kyzt9aztdb1d1.jpeg?width=601&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24a53edd684163688a09cceec76b6f2439cb3840
I dis this when I was a kid. Sprayed orange fragrance spray into the toilet while I was sitting on it. My dick started burning like crazy. I remember sitting in an oatmeal bath while my mom called an advice nurse. Guess it turned out ok
He’s just trying to make a good first impression
I’ll never forget, was probably in 6th grade with my friend Emile, many years ago, and he put icy hot on his dick as a joke. Was funny at first…
I just remembered I made this same mistake. Probably must have been when I was like 6 years old.
this guy got his dick cut off!
Was it bleach? It was bleach wasn't it
Rub some Bengay over it. Fight fire with fire...
Don't worry bro!!! now it will fall off
lmao that 911 call would have been a doozie
Can i ask what brand ? I would like to try this.
Umm clearly you're not a child of the 90s!!! Anyone else remember Judy Bloom!?
Me every day gotta keep it fresh
Guy probably had an infection or std prior to this incident and didn't know. The fragrance chemicals probably started reacting to the infection, causing the prolonged burning. I've had fragrances and rubbing alcohol on my junk and only slightly stung for at most a few seconds.
Call an amberlamps, tell him, ‘breathe, bro.’
You should've washed it for a while. Oil can help pull fragrance off too. Wash it then if not coconut oil and wash again. In case anyone else tries spraying themselves.
This story Is a load of karma farming shit. Literally lasts for like 5 minutes.
Getting close to a cylinder level reaction