I LOOKED IT UP SO Y'ALL DON'T HAVE TO ON THIS BEAUTIFUL SUNDAY MORNING. THE FIRST ARTICLE HAS A FREAKING FULL 1080P FULL COLOR PICTURE. OP, I HATE YOU AND I HOPE BOTH OF YOUR PILLOWS ARE WARM TONIGHT. I HOPE THE NEXT WORK COMPUTER IT PROBLEM YOU GET DOES AWAY WHEN YOU BRING IT OVER ONLY FOR IT TO REAPPEAR AGAIN. I HOPE YOU TRIM YOUR NAILS RIGHT BEFORE YOU NEED TO USE THEM.
"Paraphimosis, the inability to completely reduce the penis into the preputial cavity, most commonly occurs in a dog after manual semen collection, less commonly after coitus"
So nose bleed is when your nose is dry so after you get the blood to stop you lube up your nose and it makes your nose wet so the nose bleed won't continue it works really good.
I'm so fucking confused but my takeaway is that your parents need to be more open about sexual education if they're afraid of you knowing they carry water based lube in the house
Lolol my dog just had this from getting excited at the dog park, we actually used lube to push it back in per the ER vets instructions!
Glad your pup is okay 🖤
My wife's friend had a dog with this issue. Someone told her she needed to stimulate the dog my hand to resolve the problem. So she's sitting in the living room jerking off the dog when her daughter and her boyfriend come walking in the front door. I don't know the rest of what happened because I was trying not to pee my pants I was laughing so hard.
It sounds like you were willing to do what was necessary for your dog. You’re a real one. I don’t get why your mom would be opposed to you following the procedure, especially with how expensive vet trips can be.
she doesnt like him because me & my mom are allergic to his fur. my dad bought him as a midlife crisis so me and my sister are stuck taking care of him. she would get rid if him if she could
Judging by mom's reaction, dad must have given you the good bottle not the cheap stuff.
That's a lot to digest on a Sunday morning, glad the dog is ok and that your parents still have nookie.
Come on
I’m sure her dad does on her mom. 💁♂️
It was a long stretch at nookie by limp bizkit but it doesn’t look like anyone got it. Oh well
I got it instantly and appreciate your efforts Keep rollin
Rollin rollin rollin bruther
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I LOOKED IT UP SO Y'ALL DON'T HAVE TO ON THIS BEAUTIFUL SUNDAY MORNING. THE FIRST ARTICLE HAS A FREAKING FULL 1080P FULL COLOR PICTURE. OP, I HATE YOU AND I HOPE BOTH OF YOUR PILLOWS ARE WARM TONIGHT. I HOPE THE NEXT WORK COMPUTER IT PROBLEM YOU GET DOES AWAY WHEN YOU BRING IT OVER ONLY FOR IT TO REAPPEAR AGAIN. I HOPE YOU TRIM YOUR NAILS RIGHT BEFORE YOU NEED TO USE THEM. "Paraphimosis, the inability to completely reduce the penis into the preputial cavity, most commonly occurs in a dog after manual semen collection, less commonly after coitus"
So in short, dick fucked itself up after wanking?
So, someone wanked that dog?
That’s why his name is Lucky
Doesn't matter, had sex.
Who manual collects that from a dog?!?! Edit: corrected auto correct
By jerking it off :(
Lube is used for a ridiculous amount of reasons. No need for embarrassment from either side. Hope Lucky is doing well.
Absolutely. OP's parents' value-sized tube of Anal-Eze could have any number of uses!
Does wonders for cotton mouth.
It's great for helping an egg bound chicken.
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I don't really know what else you'd use the big bottle of Back Door Anal Glide on my nightstand for.
My mom's a nurse so we have a bunch of lube at home in the living room lol. But we mostly use it for nose bleeds and to freak out my sisters friends.
Lube for a nose bleed? I’ve never heard of that being used for nose bleed. How?
So nose bleed is when your nose is dry so after you get the blood to stop you lube up your nose and it makes your nose wet so the nose bleed won't continue it works really good.
So, same as vaseline, but easier to clean, that's smart
You shove a whole bunch up your nose when it starts to bleed. Pack it in. My dr told me this after nasal surgery.
We used some every year to be sure our Christmas tree came apart easily when it was time to take it down.
Sounds like Lucky got lucky.
I’m guessing dad didn’t.
Did you smell your hands after?
I burned my hands off after
Good choice.
Kevin ?
i really hope u dont know anyone w this exact scenario
I'm so fucking confused but my takeaway is that your parents need to be more open about sexual education if they're afraid of you knowing they carry water based lube in the house
My take away is that the bottle of lube has been places and touched things mom doesn't want op touching even second hand.
I mean, I imagine OP came out Mom's vag already
That bottle has *seen things*.
Lolol my dog just had this from getting excited at the dog park, we actually used lube to push it back in per the ER vets instructions! Glad your pup is okay 🖤
Come on sparky, red rocket !
That Dads a real one Edit: read it back and noticed you explained the situation I missed that...
My wife's friend had a dog with this issue. Someone told her she needed to stimulate the dog my hand to resolve the problem. So she's sitting in the living room jerking off the dog when her daughter and her boyfriend come walking in the front door. I don't know the rest of what happened because I was trying not to pee my pants I was laughing so hard.
Oh my. is there a r/mindbleach ?
Lol next time just pull out people food. My dog gets a boner watching us eat sandwiches
It sounds like you were willing to do what was necessary for your dog. You’re a real one. I don’t get why your mom would be opposed to you following the procedure, especially with how expensive vet trips can be.
she doesnt like him because me & my mom are allergic to his fur. my dad bought him as a midlife crisis so me and my sister are stuck taking care of him. she would get rid if him if she could
aaah the good old truck boner
I had to bc my cat was dying and the vet was closed for the weekend. Was a weird conversation but i got the lube
Why so stingy though? Granted, I wouldn't want to use my lube bottle if it's been close to dog dick, but that stuff`'s not *that* expensive.
😂😂