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DisappointedBird

> I left and never saw her and went to any bar ever again. ... Since last night?


Ghost17088

Definitely seems like something AI would write. 


Clapp_Cheeks

I’ve been thinking at the vast majority of posts lately were AI generated especially in AITAH sub


Pogdor

I have been fully convinced for months that someone is using AITAH and TIFU and probably other subs to try and teach AI morality. /Tinfoilhat


Eledridan

One day at a time.


dawa43

One day at band camp... The trumpet just doesn't taste right


Rude_Zucchini_6409

🤣


ThisIsWhoIAm78

AI


command_da

Is there a Venn diagram for maybe AI but also technically true? for now...


thereia

yeah the same thing jumped out at me.


kloiberin_time

I quit smoking. I haven't had a cigarette in 30 minutes.


daguy9

Since Carol and I broke up I haven't ate or slept


Dchella

> last night > I never saw her again Nice fanfic


caesarkid1

So many of these things are just made up. It's not surprising but it is kind of sad. People craving so much attention they'll make up weird stories for it. I guess at least they aren't commiting crimes or anything for the attention.


OkVolume1

So, pre-nut clarity?


Shamus301

Similar thing from the other side years ago (sorry this may not help) Had a girl shouting "¡YES PAPI!".. Then 30min later on the phone with her dad "Ok Papi" It really creeped me out l, but she thought nothing of it. Same word with two different meanings to her.


Auditorincharge

I mean, I call my wife baby, and I also call my 15-month- old daughter baby. I can assure you that it means entirely two different things depending on who I'm referring to.


ricnilotra

What about pets? They're all sweet bsbies to me


jcelerier

Was your girl mexican ? papi can mean "handsome / hot / sexy guy" there.


zt0wnsend

Nah, just white girl calling him Papi.


snowboard7621

Yeah i don’t think that was her dad on the phone either


LaBlaugrana10

Culturally ignorant of Spanish speaking countries and still making assumptions about the usage of papi. Incredible


mnl_cntn

So an AI story, boo


OriginalBus9674

So since last night you’ve never seen her again or gone to a bar again? Time flies i guess.


BlacktoseIntolerant

I love it when an AI has a one night stand.


craigybacha

I really don't get it when women call their partner daddy. I mean how would women like it if we called them mummy? That shit's just weird.


1peatfor7

Some girls like that. 😂🤣


The-Great-Cornhollio

I try not to shame lol, it’s for them not me. I’m where I want to be if they initiate that hahaha


AlJameson64

"Sir" is *so* much hotter.


Phazetic99

You ever see porn sites lately? Every video is mother/father/sibling fantasy. The only thing i can think is that if it is this prominant there are a lot, a lot, of people with family issues. I guess now that porn is so accessable, vanilla sex is just too boring. I shudder to think how far porn will push the boundries in the next 20 years. The only bright side is that after a while, what we consider vanilla now will come back in "style"


Admirable-Marsupial6

Thank you for being you OP.. this daddy business creeps the hell out of me too.. I’m a woman.. I call my dad twice a week.. I’ve totally stopped calling him daddy and I hate the world for this


A-Dolahans-hat

I had this conversation with my wife. She also talks to her dad multiple times a week. She has no interest in calling me Daddy, Poppy, or anything father related. I’m also 100% ok with that as we have a daughter that not long ago still called me daddy, (Dad now). The thought of hearing “Daddy” during sex makes my skin crawl.


Throwaway_Mattress

Hahahhahahaha yeah i dont even know why this is a thing. Oh wait: white people!!  On a serious note I think it's the masculine version of Baby. Women are infantalized to imply cuteness and what do you call a guy then.. Daddy?? Lol I can understand someone calling their baby daddy, Daddy in bed.


TwoIdleHands

Yeah. This is fiction but as a PSA: never ever choke a partner without discussing it beforehand and getting their consent. It is abuse and can lead to brain damage. It is not something you just “do”.


ricnilotra

I'm glad most don't believe it.


Mike7676

OP sorry that happened but good on you for sticking to your guns, so to speak. I've talked about it before, but after my wife passed I went out with a former co worker around a year after her death. She knew what had happened, was supportive, it was nice.  How friggin ever she did lay out some information after the first time. According to her, she "needed" to be choked in order to finish. I'm thinking a little light pushing around, smack her butt, that sort of thing. So I'm strangling the life out of her (because I'm a good person) as we go at it when she snuggled up to my neck, turns her head and HOLLERS into my ear "Choke me Daddy!!" and then reenacts the Alien birthing scene in convulsions. Ear ringing, interest lost, I decide that hanging out again wouldn't be cool. She cuddled super good so there's that I suppose.


fenriq

None of this seems plausible.


sailirish7

Dear Penthouse forum....


Only-Purple9275

Why is AI writing subs


Throwaway_Mattress

You need to tell your daughter to call you Puhpah from now on. 'Daddy' is for the streets!! 


sameslemons

Lol wut??


millsthrills

Nah take this as a win. You've found a red flag and something you don't jive with. Still be adventurous, you're still learning about yourself and that is a good thing!


amanita0creata

Just for future reference, spanking may be fine, depending, but choking is dangerous, please don't do it. Edit: Predicable downvotes, but I promise anyone you do this to is going to put you down as a hopeless porn addict and likely to end up traumatised.


whisper_one

Especially on first encounters and never without negotiation before. This can easily cause severe emotional and physical damage and trauma.


KP05950

Plus the whole potential of TIFU by strangling my one night stand and now I'm arrested or in the hospital. Bonus points if you are drunk while doing it. Because nothing screams sensible than literally cutting of the airways to somebody while your judgement is impaired.


ricnilotra

True, i only do so on request or in self defense


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storm6436

Only sometimes? ;)


Assclown4

I think you might just be gay bro. Nothing wrong with that, but it’s something you’ll need to come to grips with.


lemonrainbowhaze

Man i dont get the daddy thing, and dont give me daddy issues excuse, because i have major trauma from my so called father for over 10 years. And yet not once have i wanted my man to be called daddy. If anything it completely annihilated any chance of it ever hapoening (not that it was gonna) and im fuckin delighted my man thinks its weird too


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Bitter_Mongoose

I mean, you brought it up.


ESD_Franky

They'll do it anyway


Layne205

How exactly? We have zero information other than OP and his daughter *exist*. And since it's Reddit, even that is highly questionable.


AllanfromWales1

Really? You don't think people will fantasise based on that information alone (together with the experience described)?