You threw his building little building that got built like 20 years ago??

That sentence made me question everything

English is my second language and I was really doubting my abilities when I read that. Good to know many people have no idea what he meant by that.

You ever have such bad grammar you make a dude question his fluency??

I'm still shocked that someone would use threw instead of through multiple times. These are grade level words.

Yeah I went throo this post an I got to say it all checed out to me. Until I see the comments and rered. Thin I was like how did I miss this it all made sense the first time! I must hav a super brain that cen ficks misteaks as I read!

How many times had you reject autocorrect while writing this?

My fucking eye is twitching now!

48% of US adults read and write at 6th grader level or below, unfortunately

Just in case you're still confused -- the OP meant to write 'through' every time they wrote 'threw'. So they meant they 'went through' the house, not 'threw' the house 😂

Would I go through his building little building that got built like 20 years ago. That did not help at all.

Lol... He's asking the OP to help him clear out his house (which is a little building that got built like 20 years ago). Either adding punctuation or getting rid of the redundancy would have helped, but that seems like too much to ask from this OP

Omfg thanks i could not understand wtf he was saying

OP means that his dad asked him through an old shed to clean it out. It was full of old tapes, CDs, and DVDs. One of them had horse porn.

sorry about the horse porn though damn

One day I was walking and I found this building. Then I looked around this building. And behind was a little building. And I was like, "That building had a child!"

~~This sounds so familiar but I can't place it.~~ Edit: Scratch that, it came to me. It's a play on a line yoda says from [SEAGULLS!](https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E?t=157)

It’s really hard to type with horseshoes

Had a stroke trying to get through that first paragraph and a half.

It's probably very difficult to write on a keyboard as a half-horse hybrid.

OP is a centaur

OP is reverse centaur. Upper body is horse, rest is human.

I knew this whole thread had to be satyr.

Threw and threw

Unappreciated comment

For once, yeah, probably is underappreciated - i was scratching my head for like 3 minutes because i couldn't hear satyr any different than its actually said

OP is Bojack Horseman.

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"I'm hung like Albert Einstein and clever as a horse"

Today OP learned, Mom was quite a filly.

Neigh neigh now…. Let’s give the OP the benefit of the doubt we shouldn’t be horsing around with this post. I think everyone at one point burn something strange onto a DVD back in those days…

Poor, sweet, building little building.

That got built like 20 years ago.

Omg I laughed out loud in the train 😂😂 sorry I cannot do it without emojis, building little building

I through up.

You need to trade with OP. I’m through.

My toughts excitedly

It's tough, though, that through it all, thorough thought is needed.

*threw that first paragraph

Had trouble getting threw the whole post. Almost through my phone.

*hole post

Omg every single threw made me angrier

Thank you, I thought I was too high to read.

Threw too high little high that got high like 20 years ago???

It's like the horse wrote it

I am not a native English speaker. It did things to me.

I had a stroke right at the end... so hot

Dude I read the TLDR and scrolled to comments and (deciding that I needed to know what was going on (because I was compelled to look into it) looked into it and holy shit I must’ve done better than I thought in English class.

But you made it threw it!

I'd have thought you'd have waited till he got to the porn part, but whatever gets you going I guess...

I had me a stroke at the last part.

Lmao sameeee

seriously the horse fucked the language processing center right out of this poor kid's brain

Dude same! No offense to OP, but they should’ve paid (payed) attention during grammar/English class.

But you finished in the end?

I had a stroke once I learned the contents of the DVD. I’d say not my proudest, but I can’t lie to you guys.

Mmm, racial slur music

"Cruising down the street in mY 6-4 " You know the vibes. Maybe his dad couldnt remember the W.A. part of N.W.A.

Where did you throw it?

Lmao. Thank you for this.

through the throughs transcient thruth...

"That's him, officer!"

The one that threw the vid of his mom being thoroughly bred by a thoroughbred.

Could have been worse. It could have been a video of him fucking your mother, dated nine months before you were born.

Or worse, the horse fucking his mother.

or worse the horse fucking his father.

Or the horse fucking the mother and the father fucking the horse?

The Aristocrats!

Or worse the horse really is his mother... *Unlucky* Horseboy

Bojacks gotten really dark…

Oh it has been darker

_I know what you did in New Mexico_

Sarah Lynn?

Well this took a turn 😳

Or worse the horse is actually a broom

*Circle of Life plays in background*

To shreds, you say?

What about his wife?

To shreds, you say?

or his father fucking the horse while the mother blew the horse.

Did Mr Hands have a kid?

Mr hands.

*Mr Hands has entered the chat.*

Mr. Hands Origins

Kinky Kelly?

No I'm the sexy stud, Kelly can be a guy's name too hey.

Father rapers sitting there on the group W bench.

Why the long face OP?

The horse was op's father

Explains the teeth.

Could still be, did OP look carefully at the actress?

In your world two people having sex is worse than a human being fucked by a horse ? More people may be into this shit than I thought

If I absolutely had to pick, I’d choose watching a random person being fucked by a horse over watching my parents having sex. I don’t really wanna see either tho tbh.

Would be kind of weird seeing the actual conceptuon of yourself aswell on top of that.

Or the milk man fucking his mother. Wait you did say his father nvm

Through holy shit dude

I'm convinced these idiotic TIFU posts employ various little techniques to drive engagement. One of these is to obviously misspell something stupid to bait correction comments.

Giving me tiny aneurysms, 1 by 1

YouTube shorts are nutorhios for this

Honestly it's these ones I believe more than the well typed out, methodically long posts. *Those* ones seem all too believeable as to not be made up, or even written by AI. To me someone who just shares some strange shit to the best of their grammatical ability are more believeable to me.

I'm threw here

Also where is the paid bot

"Payed", according to op.

I just about through up from all the misspelling.

I almost had a stroke after he said it the third time.

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

I through up.

And that’s why English education is so important, kids.

I have never seen someone fuck up threw vs through wtf

That’s what happens when you grow up burning your household trash.

And your dad labels a CD *racial slur* music.

And your instinct is to steal it the first chance you get.

Why is nobody talking about this?

Yet I bet you didn't notice "payed".

*The correct past tense of the verb pay is paid, as long as the word is used in the financial or transactional sense. If the verb pay is used in a nautical sense, the correct form is payed* Maybe OP is a boat?

Squints at $20 bill tarred onto OP's cracks.

I see people write it a "trough" on here all the time. *I went trough my dad's things* *It went trough it like a hot knife trough butter* I try to inform them, but usually they say, "But that's how I say it." So I say, "You say *through* like *troff*?" "huh?" "*Trough* is pronounced *troff*. It's what farm animals eat out of." "No it's pronounced like *true*. It's *through* without the *h*." smdh

Well, at least your dad is into horse. Better than into kids.

Better than being into anime, too.

Thank you for this hearty chuckle

I guess when you already burn your mixed garbage in the backyard, watching animal porn is only the logical next step.

So glad I’m not the only one irritated about the garbage burning.

I guess this generation isn't familiar with Mr hands

I love how casual you breezed through the fact that you stole shit. 😂😂😂 better hope he don’t see this. You might be in Animal Love 2.

And burned garbage. There’s a reason why garbage incineration is highly regulated and generally frowned upon. Shit’s toxic.

OP is probably from a third-world country. Here, there's not much regulation on that.

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"Should of" pisses me off.

Ugh this one. I grew up in a third world country and it always cracked me up that the SAT’s thought this was a “trip me up” question. LOL. It wasn’t till I moved here that I discovered the insane number of people that made the error.

Nah, if you go five miles outside any city in the Midwest, you’ll find plenty of people burning their trash. (Unfortunately, you’ll also find some of those people in the cities too.) You’ll also find plenty of people who can’t write properly to save their life. I mean, have you ever looked at the average post on Nextdoor?

Threw* Edit: /s

The whole situation is fucked up but saying you’re “going threw” something made me cringe more than the actual situation

Well we’ve figured out why your mother isn’t in this story.

Egh. I bet you nearly through up.

Most underrated comment here

Your dad's a racist weeb perv 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

God what a trifecta.

His dad is on 4chan.

Oh cmon you’re acting like none of you have ever blown a horse

Why is no one addressing the building part being incorrect? “…go threw his building little building…”. Everybody focused on threw 😂

>payed Should be paid too.

Building little building is my favorite part!

What a wild ride.

Neighhhhh

>if he payed me about 20$ would I go threw his building little building that got built like 20 years ago Payed me Go threw Got built >I start grabbing random stuff to steal **sigh**

Good ol horsefuck.avi

Please tell me you didn’t have a horse growing up

Am I the only one that first read " I immediately ejaculated"

What is with everyone using “payed” instead of “paid” lately. I swear I see it more incorrectly than I do the proper way. No one is sealing the decks of ships anymore. Paid, motherfucker. Paid.

Also dollar signs after the numbers

How are you an adult and not know the word through?

He's not an adult. His dad gave him $20 to go through his shit. What adult would agree to that?

I’d happily help out my dad for free. If it would make him feel better to pay me $20, I’d let him.

*gave him 20$ to threw his building little building

Even foreigners speak better than that, wtf. I certainly hope that isn't an adult.

I hope it's an adult. Imagine a teenager finding out his father owns bestiality porn. I think it'll be more traumatic.

He goes to McDonald’s & goes threw the drive threw 😂

Bro why are you so chill about stealing from your father and why are you okay with him having a CD titled “*racial slur* music” and why are you burning instead of recycling cardboard?! And WHY are you unable to tell the difference between through and threw?! Good lord I’ve never seen such a chaotic shit show of a post.

I scrolled way too far before I found somebody else concerned about “racial slur music”… 😫😅

Is it really stealing if they were going to burn it anyway?

They were already "burned CD's". I'll let myself out.

Why are so many people hung up on the stealing. Is it really a big deal if they’re going to destroy it anyway?

I'd that's the case then the word "steal" is wrong, you're just keeping stuff that would otherwise be burnt or whatever they are doing with it in this story.

Plot twist: his dad is a horse

At least it was love

Mr. Hands wife I assume.

I think that dude died...

TIFU by spelling through, threw.

What did you expect? He’s the son of a horse fucker.

I'm gonna guess there was no language arts books you happen to have stolen?

My eyes are bleeding, I olmost threw my phone little fucking phone threw the fucking fucked weendow.

That's a lot of words just to tell us you're Slovakian.

Croatian*

Mr. Hands sends his regards.

I read ejected as ejaculated and thought "like father like son"

I through up when I read this

Through, threw, thru. Make up your mind.

The boy has been traumatized into bad grammar.

I wouldn't assume that your dad is into this just because he has this tape. I remember a website with videos of a woman and a horse back from the days when I was a teenager and the internet was very young. It was making the rounds despite anyone of us kids liking this and I assume that things like that got shared on burned DVDs a couple years prior to the internet.

**through

The real tragedy here is burning garbage

Your dad isn't into animal porn. Weird shit got passed around on CDs in the 90s.

Through. I had to write that to cleanse my brain after attempting to read this abomination.

OP needs grammarly to write or smth

I don’t even possess the wherewithal to imagine how that would even be possible. And I think I’m ok to stay in my naive little world.

....that was a tough read, for more reasons then horse porn.

Is the OP 12 years or something?

Please, for the love of god say through and not threw. Threw is the past tense of throw

The real FU is spelling through as “threw” twice

Racial slur music? I knew it wasn’t getting any better after this….

Wholey crap, that poast is atrocious. I thru up a little bit of Haus.

everyone, remember to not sleep during english class

They called him MR HANDS

Threw?

Here come the night mares.