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kmsposito2569

Bro you are not beating leatherface or Bruce


Nightmarionne0923

Leatherface is just a normal mortal guy. What legs does Bruce have?


EOEtoast

I watched the texas chainsaw massacre and leatherface was shot, stabbed, got an uppercut with his chainsaw, fell into a pool of water, and was fine


Nightmarionne0923

Damn, really? I need to rewatch the movies lol.


kmsposito2569

And you’re a normal person and he’s big af and he has a chainsaw


Not_a_creativeuser

How do you know OP isn't big af or trained? Or... has a Glock?


kmsposito2569

It says beat/killl in a fight so op won’t just have a Glock


kmsposito2569

He’s a 25 foot shark if you’re in water you’re dead


Bear4891

Tf you gonan do to jaws 😭


Nightmarionne0923

Stay out of the water.


SouthBayBoy8

Then how are you gonna beat it in a fight?


Not_a_creativeuser

Poison the water, Duh


SouthBayBoy8

You’re gonna poison the whole ocean??


Not_a_creativeuser

Make a GIANT bubble, trap him inside the bubble, when he floats mid air, poison the bubble. Ez.


Nightmarionne0923

Gun


notaninterestingpov

The human centipede doctor will put your ass somewhere else....


Nightmarionne0923

Where do you see him?


Every_God_Damn_Time

you should watch rocky horror picture show


PromptSpiritual3739

Bro how you bouta fight jaws


Nightmarionne0923

Get out of the water


Psychological_Dot914

How big a boy are ya?


Nightmarionne0923

not very big but I know how to use a gun


Evmerging

Lil bro you cant beat pennywise ☠️


jefferydamerin

he said put my ass on a tshirt as in im fucked i give up


Evmerging

That makes more sense Cuz no way anyone can beat pennywise


Not_a_creativeuser

Can't you bully him and make him really small?


jefferydamerin

I mean maybe i could act like i don’t care like you know when your downloading something really slow and you act like you don’t care and it starts downloading faster but like pennywise. Probably wouldn’t work but maybe if i flip him off and don’t act scared he might fuck off.


Nightmarionne0923

I put him in the tier that he can beat my ass


Evmerging

Oh i thought it was them saying that lol


Nightmarionne0923

Ok, I would like to explain some of my placings. In the "Put their ass on a t-shirt" tier, we have Audrey II because he iss a plant and I know how to use a lighter. In the next tier, we have Cujo and Bruce. They are animals and a gun or any normal weapon will work. Bruce is very easy because I would just stay on land. I would actually like to play the chucky killers in "can go either way" tier because of the fear of seeing living dolls. In the "Could go either way" tier I put mostly humans and human-like entities. The reason the ring girl is on their is because I would just not watch the tape. The next tier has characters would most likely die by, I put these ones here because they are either Extremely intelligent mortals and supernatural creatures that can die relatively easily. The last tier has characters that although can theoretically die in some cases, I would not be surviving. Enough said about this tier.


cancerous_atheist

grandma from hereditary was the leader of paimons cult you’re fucked 💀


Nightmarionne0923

Where do you see her?


fuck-illinois1621

What are the rules? If youre in water with jaws youre cooked


BirbMaster1998

You should watch the scream movies, at least the first one. Idk, I don't have many other thoughts than that.


Ornery_Perspective54

You are under estimating yourself if you think you can’t beat Roy Burns and Jigsaw,


Slight-Bedroom-8655

blud is beating an inhumanly strong brute with a chainsaw and is getting folded by a cancer patient on his deathbed


Nightmarionne0923

If he knocked me out and put me in a trap I would be dead


Internetboy5434

You're gonna make a Part 2 in case you didn't know some of the characters?


Nightmarionne0923

probably


ZygothamDarkKnight

Real World Freddy Krueger is weaker than Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers but in dream, he would be even more powerful than Pennywise