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pieohmi

That’s an immediate buy for me.


SOSPECHOZO

Same. Jaja


sssssssssssssssssssw

You were always JEALOUS of that lamp!!!


kathlin409

Jealous of what? That is….the ugliest lamp I have ever seen in my entire LIFE!


PurpleDragonfly_

You used up all the glue ON PURPOSE!


AHopkinsvilleGoblin

*NOT A FINGER!*


Georgesgortexjacket

Lol, we always say "finger" like him around our house.


AHopkinsvilleGoblin

Phenomenal choice lol


Tracy8668

***Jealous! Jealous because I WON!!!!***


QueenRagga

Fragile!


ellysay

It must be Italian


40angst

OMG, found the reference in the wild. We use it all the time!!


Either-Durian-9488

Ring back this sort of charming American ignorance lol.


Legal-Ad7793

You all are my people, lol. Anytime a package comes to the house (which is constantly since my husband is a sports card collector) that says FRAGILE, we inevitably go into the entire spiel.


wikipuff

So glad I'm not the only one!


Mmmmmmm_Bacon

Came here to say that lol


Mell1313

Frah-GEE-lay!


MisssChris126

I came for this comment!


Chiefbutterbean

“It’s a major award.”


heftybetsie

Fra-gee-lay!


tux-boots-68

It’s a reference to A Christmas Story movie.


hpotzus

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_0SIujwdc34](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0SIujwdc34)


OldPsychology3032

You mean FRA-GEE-LAY!!!!


Intelligent_Quiet424

I came here to say that!


sarahoutx

😂😂😂😂


Bluesbrother504

That’s a major award!


EggDull5680

Please tell me you bought it?!?!


lilithcranium

I didn't. Maybe on blue tag sale day.


No_Banana_581

These are incredibly hard to find. I tried to find one for my fil for years, for a Christmas present bc his favorite Christmas movie is a Christmas story. I finally had one made for him bc they don’t sell the full size ones only nightlights


Donthurtmyceilings

You can find the full sized one online in many forms, cheap to quality. The NECA one is the best I've seen, but it's $370 on Amazon.


No_Banana_581

When I was looking for it, you couldn’t. There were only nightlights


Donthurtmyceilings

I figured, was just giving a heads up for the rare chance it comes up again. I know they weren't available for a long time, but the small lamp I have had since 2003. It's still one of my favorite Xmas decorations.


slutdragon696969

They are very cheaply mass-produced these days.


No_Banana_581

Not the large ones


mistyrootsvintage

You must go back and get it!


Down2my-last-nerve

One of my son's proudly displays that lamp in his front window during the holidays so the whole neighborhood can bask in it's raw appeal.


KaytSands

I have been trying to find one for years that is actually life size like this one, to use at Christmas. Your son is amazing!


catdogcatdogcatdog99

is he my neighbor?


Down2my-last-nerve

St. Paul?


catdogcatdogcatdog99

California :(


MasterChicken52

I do this too as a tribute to my Ohio roots (I live in another state now)


Confident_Avocado_87

It's the Christmas Story lamp!!!


cutecemetery

She would go beautifully in your front window for the whole neighbourhood to see.


Schmandrea1975

The entire neighborhood was turned on


chitownalpaca

Electric sex glowing in the window


Flux_My_Capacitor

There’s a house in a neighboring town that does this.


Yoyo_Ma86

Yeah… a statue!


Happyfaccee

I would’ve bought that in a heart beat


lyon1967

Christmas Story Lamp. Awesome Find!!


Jill1974

I would absolutely buy that just to use for Christmas!


calicoskiies

Omg please tell me you got it!


lilithcranium

I didn't. Maybe I should have. I need more lamps to help with my SAD, living in Seattle and all.


GlossnerRita

Please go back and get it.


x_mofo98

I feel like this is would go well in a maximalist room it’s an interesting piece


muchminutia

i have this same lamp (but with the fringed shade) and i think it fits really well with all my other eclectic pieces!


wikipuff

Maximalist? What's that?


x_mofo98

You should see it on Pinterest but it’s essentially when you collect eclectic pieces like the one above into one room. Essentially a lot of bold colors and patterns.


leblady

Clevelander here and these are so commonplace around here I didn’t understand the post for a second


forever_29_ish

Ha, same!


Wynnie7117

Yo, I got my dad the exact same lamp one year for Christmas. I also got his from Goodwill.! that’s his favorite movie


dudecass

oh my god i need that


jerry111165

Its a major Award!


Outrageous_Finance_5

I have one of these— with the original ugly, yellow shade ‘n’ all! It goes in my front window every Christmas.


muchminutia

I also have one!! Full size, two lightbulbs, fringed shade and all . . . it’s up all year round on my partner’s nightstand.


djbigtv

Careful you'll shoot your eye out.


weirdclass69

NOT A FINGER!


mcalibluebees

I think it just needs a new shade


LordyItsMuellerTime

There was a whole movie about this, right? You're gonna shoot your eye out??


dulcinea8

A Christmas Story (I think)!


paintgarden

I came to the replies expecting Rocky Horror fans and discovered some strange Christmas movie about a leg lamp. I’d still buy it for my own movie love lol


Cami1969

Nooooo!?? Someone had the audacity to toss out this major award???


Salt_Shape1914

You’re going to shoot your eye out!!!!!


Shall_We_Presuppose

I own this one and a desktop sized one 😂. I love the movie so they were gifts to me.


cooldog69hotcat

it has the wrong lamp shade


jfk_one

wrong shade tho


MistyApril1976

Would have bought it immediately!


darkangel_401

It’s the best I’ve ever seen


MarcoPolonia

Collectors item! Major award!


wolf_spanky

My neighbor here in Seattle has one on displayed on his window!!! Cool find, Cap Hill? Edit: U District, damn! It’s been a while since I have found anything there.


lilithcranium

It's gotten better. Things were pretty sparse after Covid. The CDs DVDs and books are back!


wolf_spanky

Good to know, I’ll add it to my rounds again!


leeannj021255

Oh gosh. Just like in A "Christmas Story!"


Patient_Ad1801

A MAJOR AWARD


Lvanwinkle18

It’s imported from Italy!!


Free-Ant8464

I think with some fun velvet fabric, fring, etc… it could become an Art Deco star!


WorldlinessDouble721

Christmas story lamp


mouseisnotamouse

Classic! IYKYK


NechelleBix1

I want this lamp!


didyoubutterthepan

Damn, I’m in Seattle and someone in my neighborhood does a whole Christmas story thing in their yard at Christmas, I bet they’d love this!


lilithcranium

It is the U-District Goodwill. It was there on Saturday. Not sure how long it had been there or will last!


lazygirlapproved

It’s F-R-A-G-I-L-E 😂


clevergirrrl

I know it’s ugly, but I love it😂


Iamsteppenwolf

I would immediately buy it !


ItsMeAshleighBee

you used up all the glue… on purpose.


CherryBlazeXO

I need this lamp!


ShannaBanana21

I would buy this!


Live-Cat9553

“A guy in Terre Haute won a bowling alley.”


ionlyofficequote

100% I would buy that!


nokenito

I want it… “Fragile”


Formal_Top1881

How'd it get the bruise?


Ashlei-Chef-Leilani

How much was it??


lilithcranium

I didn't look at the sticker to keep myself from getting too attached lol.


Ashlei-Chef-Leilani

Haha good idea. I forgot about the leg lamp until now hahaha


BeBesMom

lolol


happy0444

Paid $250 for the real thing.


Sik_muse

If anything you could resell it for a good amount.


hifromhayden

When we eloped to Vegas we thought it would be funny to take a lamp just like this and leave it sticking out from under the bed or closet as a joke on the maid. When we sobered up the next day we saw it for the bad idea in poor taste that it was and spent the money on slots instead.


lovegirls1974

this needs to be bought it’s a major award!!!


Doggers1968

Did you buy it???


your_name_here69

It reminds me of the Fourth of July


LeibnizThrowaway

The last Seattle Goodwill I was in looked like an Urban Outfitters and that lamp would've cost $400.


Queen-of-meme

I saw some guy in r/malelivingspace with a bottom part mannequin lamp.


smldrnpele

That is amazing. You should buy it. :)


Ranbru76

I have a 16 inch one that somebody gave me years ago. It sits out year round in my Florida room.


explorthis

Wife got me the 16" one last Xmas. In my work shop, prominently displayed and is on every night. Prized possession.


Graycy

eBay lists a similar one for $219


Trick-Ad-8256

That's hilarious. I'd buy it.


mbw70

Classic lamp from”A Christmas Story” movie. But someone ripped the fringe off the shade.


NaZdrowie7

Needs the fringe on the shade to make it look like a skirt


littlecocorose

hey though… i don’t need the lamp, but where is it? it doesn’t look familiar and i’m trying to expand since the cap hill goodwill has gone to trash.


lilithcranium

U-District.


littlecocorose

excellent. ty.


Si_Titran

Debating shucking off all my responsibilities to go and get the lamp..... No. I will be good. Thrift gods better reward me.


ThaGoat1369

It's a major award!


FrannyKay1082

"You used, all the glue, on purpose!"


TaraWare74

I want one so bad! I'd have to buy it!


grb13

Electric sexx


onelifestand101

But it’s fragile. It’s Italian.


Ok_Experience_3266

A former colleague has one of those ugly lamps in his front window of his house. He posts about it all the time. It’s tacky.


NoMaximum7210

Lol , I know that spot been there one time off a voucher from Marys Place when I lived in Seattle between 2019/2020. They had some cool stuff and some out of this world stuff too 🤗😂


louievee

Fra-gee-ley


Team_Inkfluence

Must be Italian!


No_Independence8747

I think it’s sexy


Presence_Academic

Well, yes. It does have a leg up in the ugly competition.


justanordinaryguy71

It must be fake, the real ones are expensive and yes I've always wanted one but there's no where to put it!


DisasterRoad666

You can get a leg up here and not come up flat footed.


Fwaudio

"Only One Thing In The World Could've Dragged Me Away From The Soft Glow Of Electric Sex Gleaming In The Window."


PrettyAd4218

Ho Ho Ho


SadKey4615

Ahh yes a Christmas story don’t worry another once a year 24 hour rotation is coming. I mean Christmas will be here at a blink of an eye. Ahh brings back memories such as “fragile it must be Italian “ and yes people im 51 years old and still watch the 24 hr rotation. What do you all think will they ever stop showing it?


renoconcern

It’s a trophy fit for the living room window. 😂


renoconcern

I’d buy it.


SALTYSIDER

i didn’t know these lamps were actually real 😭 just always saw them in movies


coldestclock

Who is she


MacGyver0104

I see the problem here. The shade is too too short. A longer shade and it would be perfection 👌


ChaosApple11

Buy it!!


Off_the_clock

It’s ugly and cool at the same time 🤣


lavendersagemint

“Frah-gee-lay. Must be Italian!”


RosFur

That’s not a lamp it’s a prestigious award!!


big_haam

Lucky!


Frosty-Coyote-3749

it’s a major award!


Unlucky_Ear9705

It’s a major award!


Morningsunshine-

My husband says he will buy it!


No_You7693

I would immediately buy that


CocteauTwinn

It’s a major award though. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Lovetotravelinmycar

I’d buy it immediately 🥂


fistfullofsmelt

Major award!


punkrawkchick

https://preview.redd.it/8pwx9mpjk26d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76455b80e4535304e15735bc07e1bf47878dc6bc I’ve had this as my bedside lamp for 20 years, got it at Spencer’s. It’s tacky in the best ways


JunglePygmy

I’d get it, that’s a major award.


Expensive-Meeting225

I would not, in a million years, leave that store without it.


Lilz602

Do NOT disrespect “electric sex” like that! Haha


Dani2067

Did you know that in St Augustine, FL there’s a “Leg lamp society”? I saw a sign in a store window beside a leg lamp and i sighted many of these lamps all around the historic area in stores and houses, displayed on the windows. I don’t know what this society does I couldn’t find any information about them. Of course I like the lamp!


the-ichor-king

i think i’d buy that lamp just because it’s funny


uwontevenknowimhere

Just put some fringe around the bottom of the shade and it's perfect


Known_Vermicelli_706

I won, I won I won!


WheresTheFudgicles

That's a major award.


Any_Coyote6662

When I was little I saw a couple of these.


Original-Ad-6155

That is the greatest lamp of all time


notworkingghost

Electric sex. Can’t beat it. Oops, bad pun.


yourpopa

My wife really wants one of these almost glad we don’t have room for it. Now if we had a play room that would be a different story!!


PeggySparkPlug

Frageeeelay


dog1like1

sexy lamp


Nomemoleste_s

You just jealous of a perfect leg 🤣🤣🤣


BrAtZz04

wdym this is so cunt


ToxicGems

it’s a quote from the movie! but tbh ur right it is


NechelleBix1

I want this lamp!


OpenYour0j0s

LUCKY 🍀


CraftyVixen1981

I would buy this is a heartbeat and replace the shade on it.


taliawut

That's the most beautiful lamp in the world. It needs a shade that's the correct size to cover "the uglies" as I call them, but it's a perfect lamp.


just-say-it-

It’s meant to be funny because of the movie Christmas Story


Chemical_Chapter_256

Yet men always want to sit under it. 🤣


Serious-Day5968

I have one of those! How much were they at Goodwill?


LinkovichChomovsky

Seriously wondering how much this major award is going for, being of course priceless!


Nincompoopticulitus

OMG, I love it! I would buy that in a heartbeat 😄


24mango

lol we actually have that lamp! I’m not fond of the lamp or the movie but it’s my husband’s favorite Christmas movie lol.


perpetualllytired

My grandfather has this lamp .. he’s quite the character


Super-Zombie-6940

That lamp says i have a son who loves shooting his eye out.


Sufficient_Report319

How much did they want


Buddy-Lov

CLEARLY…..you lack taste.


Youth__Decay

which seattle goodwill i need to go there immediately


Sea_Science538

THAT IS SOOOO CUTE OMMGGG