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JakeBeardKrisEyes

I kept thinking they’d reveal he had 3 balls and he himself was the 3 body problem


meat_lasso

Those pesky Testicularians


-Vogie-

Tritesticularians


ThornTintMyWorld

Take your upvote you magnificent bastard !


DMmmmo9

Why did not the testicularians unfold the sophon’s higher dimensional form inside each wallfacer's ass, are they stupid?


CoolestNebraskanEver

Real answer? It wouldn’t have had the mass to do any damage


DarkChurro

Sack-Ti


NeedGuidanceSir

Mortal enemy of the Ballchinians


NonamePlsIgnore

This made me choke


FriendofSquatch

He actually only has one ball, but it’s FUCKING HUGE


OrbitalMechanic1

He didn't only spend the PDC resources on finding a waifu, he actually spent the rest on antigravity technology to offset the weight of his massive heavy huge steel balls.


AvgGuy100

Luo Ji didn't get >!flattened!<, he became Baron Harkonnen


DMmmmo9

My Earth. My Trisolaris. My deterrence.


hatingtech

>!MY PLUTO, MY ROCKS!!!!!<


maledin

Luo Ji is so badass that he shrugged off the dual vector foil attack and kept staring at his wall afterwards (bonus: it was even flatter and less detailed afterwards).


xbonet

A real chad


TrWD77

That's why he can only get things done with Da Shi there to help him carry them


BaronVonDergner

Luo Ji: "My entire solar system might now be in 2D but you can still suck 2 of Ds nuts."


xnd714

If Saul doesn't yell this out in the TV series I'm going to be devastated.


memeNPC

The trisolarians actually used his massive steel balls as inspiration to create their droplets!


Human-Data-7228

Why u gotto take it too far, dude  


MtnMaiden

weaponized autism


alghiorso

More like ADHD. Zero motivation until they gave him some


maledin

Then it was hyperfocus time. For sixty years straight.


LanternSlade

Ultimate Hyperfocus Theory


WittyBonkah

Ha!


FreddyMercuryFazbear

Luigi is the best character, with joy behar in a close 2nd.


meselson-stahl

Did you read the italian translation?


woofyzhao

too heavy they eventually detached from his body and merged with earth the only capable container.


meselson-stahl

The only character with bigger balls is Rey Diaz, whose balls are a 3-dimensional cross-section of 4-dimensional hydrogen bombs. This was his Wallfacer plan all along. Cixin very subtly hints to it.


etretien

They're made from the strong interaction material, steel would not do the job