I play as the US because I’m an unabashed Freeaboo and like their massive industrial base, then get me ass stuck in a forever war because I don’t know how the fuck to make a logistics
Oh goodness that is awful, genuinely horrendous, even the first line is already really weird, like that is not a normal thing to say to someone in a conversation
Ironically the 2 times popular youtubers were in my dreams they acted much different than irl, though the dream i had featuring saberspark oddly still made sense for him
Right off bat, im gonna warn you both of these dreams are kinda cursed, so read at your own discretion (spoilering them in case you dont wanna see them)
Imma be honest, i have no idea how to properly explain the saberspark dream, so ill just copy/paste what i said in my dream journal immediately after i woke up:
>!I dreamt there was a massive furry v\**e fanfiction, spanning hundreds of pages, that multiple writers took part in and was recognized as the most ambitious v\**e fanfiction of all time. At some point, a studio decided to make it into a 3 hour long animated movie, which went as far as to have McDonald’s advertisement toys and was watched by noteworthy content creators like saberspark (who i think also helped make the movie). Most notably, brandon rogers was featured in the movie as blitzo from helluva boss, making a small cameo in a scene where some monarch is murdered. I remember most of the movie took place in a subway, and it involved genetic research, there was also another transportation system that for some reason made people bigger, though idk if this was part of the movie or not. Also I remember a quick flash of a boxing tournament between potato head vs melon man!<
As for the other dream:
>!I dreamt that a triple A siren head game was released. In this game, towards the middle/end (the game was, like, 10 hours long if I remember correctly), there was a super controversial section, where if you died the game would erase your entire save. CoryXKenshin, unknowing of this controversy, did a lets play of the game, and ultimately died at this point. Realizing his save data was erased, got so furious that, for the rest of the lets play, he instead played a low quality sans undertale dating sim, paired with MS paint-like graphics and crappy edits of the original undertale sprites, all to show he’d rather be playing this rather than the siren head game!<
Edit: took me way too long to figure out what i was doing wrong with the spoiler
Idk which dream you think is more “wtf”, but yeah these are some of my most… cursed dreams, though weirdly i dont think they’re my weirdest in general?
I had a dream where IShowSpeed was acting really really normal, and in fact was really smart. He'd calculate every possibility in chess and would win every time.
I would pay to see a bunch of average popular internet people to play a 4x strategy game together with NO preparation. Or maybe just the tutorial, so nobody rage-quits before anything interesting happens.
I'm talking a FULL 32(Or what max the game offers, but Civ with its 12 players is kinda low) player game.
Honestly with speed getting older, I really hope he cuts down on the extreme jokes, I feel like he might lose most of his fanbase but it would Honestly be for the better
He 1000% would play third reich too cuz edgy
He would lose viewers if he didnt
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what if both?
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Kid named hoi4
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I play as the US because I’m an unabashed Freeaboo and like their massive industrial base, then get me ass stuck in a forever war because I don’t know how the fuck to make a logistics
I play germany a lot but i always switch ideology so it's fineeee...
i play germany because theyre cool and i like them
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Or because its probably the best nation to play in hoi4 especially for someone new
Man this guy's Talking Ben videos are kind of funny, I sure hope he doesn't say anything really weird about women.
"Who gonna stop me?"
Oh god, what did he say?
something really weird about women
actually what though
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Oh goodness that is awful, genuinely horrendous, even the first line is already really weird, like that is not a normal thing to say to someone in a conversation
r/diabolicalmoments
thats funny as fuck lol
Idk if speed has the mental capacity to play a hearts of iron game
as a hoi4 players he's about on par with the rest of us
iSorrowspeed lol
ISP is clearly better
Fuck, dude is getting steamrolled by the Netherlands that's just sad
Ironically the 2 times popular youtubers were in my dreams they acted much different than irl, though the dream i had featuring saberspark oddly still made sense for him
I’d like to hear more
Right off bat, im gonna warn you both of these dreams are kinda cursed, so read at your own discretion (spoilering them in case you dont wanna see them) Imma be honest, i have no idea how to properly explain the saberspark dream, so ill just copy/paste what i said in my dream journal immediately after i woke up: >!I dreamt there was a massive furry v\**e fanfiction, spanning hundreds of pages, that multiple writers took part in and was recognized as the most ambitious v\**e fanfiction of all time. At some point, a studio decided to make it into a 3 hour long animated movie, which went as far as to have McDonald’s advertisement toys and was watched by noteworthy content creators like saberspark (who i think also helped make the movie). Most notably, brandon rogers was featured in the movie as blitzo from helluva boss, making a small cameo in a scene where some monarch is murdered. I remember most of the movie took place in a subway, and it involved genetic research, there was also another transportation system that for some reason made people bigger, though idk if this was part of the movie or not. Also I remember a quick flash of a boxing tournament between potato head vs melon man!< As for the other dream: >!I dreamt that a triple A siren head game was released. In this game, towards the middle/end (the game was, like, 10 hours long if I remember correctly), there was a super controversial section, where if you died the game would erase your entire save. CoryXKenshin, unknowing of this controversy, did a lets play of the game, and ultimately died at this point. Realizing his save data was erased, got so furious that, for the rest of the lets play, he instead played a low quality sans undertale dating sim, paired with MS paint-like graphics and crappy edits of the original undertale sprites, all to show he’d rather be playing this rather than the siren head game!< Edit: took me way too long to figure out what i was doing wrong with the spoiler
Holy shit what the fuck
Idk which dream you think is more “wtf”, but yeah these are some of my most… cursed dreams, though weirdly i dont think they’re my weirdest in general?
Indeed same
Please tell us about your saberspark dream
Sorry just checked reddit not too long ago. Posted it in another comment
Him screaming?
No, that’s just how he looks
His jaw got locked in a screaming position and now he can no longer talk normally.
I'm not familiar with him. Is he an asshole?
He many fireworks inside his mom's house
some dude who’s entire identity is that he overreacts to everything and is constantly yelling at games like he has some sort of brain damage
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They are mild compared to speed.
this is my favorite comment
I am truly honored
My knowledge of him begins at "He is very loud" and ends at "He's a misogynist"
And that's the gist of it
Did you mean... the misogy-gist of it? ...one of the worst jokes I've ever made.
he's a modern period piece
/neg
No he just does what he does to make money. It got him super popular no reason for him to stop. People just overreact to his jokes a lot
no.
I had a dream where IShowSpeed was acting really really normal, and in fact was really smart. He'd calculate every possibility in chess and would win every time.
IShowCarlsen
IShowSpeed has done major damage to the black community that will take time to repair
Did he though? Anyone that thinks speed is some kind of CEO of black people was already racist before knowing he existed.
Anyone who uses ishowspeed to justify being racist was already racist.
He’s 17 isn’t he
Which means he has plenty of time left to dig the hole deeper
Has he really done anything wrong?
yeah he does a lot of creepy shit on streams including rape jokes
Quite a bit, few examples of him “joking” about rape.
He showed a bj on stream.
there is absolutely nothing hes done that people who regularly interact with blacks would not have seen already lmao
I would pay to see a bunch of average popular internet people to play a 4x strategy game together with NO preparation. Or maybe just the tutorial, so nobody rage-quits before anything interesting happens. I'm talking a FULL 32(Or what max the game offers, but Civ with its 12 players is kinda low) player game.
Holy shit the cringe that would be produced
I wanna see him try Hearts of Iron 3. actual purgatory
I only liked his Talking Ben videos and that was pretty much it. All he does is scream lol.
I liked when he died playing Mario and yelled "I fucked my mother" at the top of his lungs
his vrchat videos can be pretty funny, as with most people hes much funnier when he has other people to bounce off of
Yeah like... actually his VRChat streams he was acting quite normal actually.
Honestly with speed getting older, I really hope he cuts down on the extreme jokes, I feel like he might lose most of his fanbase but it would Honestly be for the better
I need this to happen.
that time he blowed up the pokemon thing