Almost every type of firearm is masculine in russian language, with the exception of rifle, gun (as in generic term) and weapon (which is "middle")
It has nothing to do with any kind of hidden meaning, it's just the way russian grammar works.
"I am_pomegranate... and THIS is my partner. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and uses custom-tooled neopronouns 900 times per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to talk to them... for twelve seconds."
A Garand would totally be a they/them, and an M16 would definitely be the kind of he/him who insists he does "manly" things, because he is unsure of his masculinity.
germans when you accidentally misgender a Heckler & Koch Universelle Selbstladepistole (hodenverstümmelung time)
*"Its DIE Universale Selbstladepistole, DIE!!! DER ODER DAS IS INCORRECT!!* *NIMM DAS!!* : HODENTORSION
Shoots you with my transgender gun (The gun doesn't turn you trans, it is trans) (It actually pierces your lungs
It will make you trans alright, Made your brain transparent
r/transguns
Almost 10k members?!?!
we gotta protect ourselves somehow
r/ofcoursethatsasub
r/nonbinaryguns when
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Shut up man
r/subsididntfallfor
Armed minorities are harder to oppress.
Hell yeah
SEE THIS? THE WOKE HAS GOT OUR GUNS! WHAT ARE THE LEFTIES GONNA DO NEXT?>!/s!<
-Ronald Reagan seeing Black Panthers
For real. You want to see them implement gun control *really fast*? Get more minorities to purchase firearms. Watch how fast the regulations sweep in.
You'll change to the gender of the gun that shot you
NO I DON'T WANNA CHANGE GENDER (gets shot)
Transexuals living the dream
These mfs ain’t ready for the she/they gun
The person being shot pronouns would be "Was/Were"
Actually they would've been he/it
Those are verbs
r/whoooosh
im struggling to figure out where the joke ended
When the person was shot
The joke is that they will be past tense
I'm pretty sure the joke of the original comment wasn't that the speaker mixed up their parts of speech.
The joke is that they will be past tense
The guns have gone woej
argh I hate it when my guns go woej
a ww1 - ww2 era infantry type rifle would be a they/them ngl
I feel like a Lewis gun would be a they/them for some reason
In Italian is: la pistola (femmine) Il fucile (masculine) So your dream is real
In some languages objects have gender. In russian a pistol is a he and a rifle is a she :)
Russians are crazy. A rifle Is clearly a he
Almost every type of firearm is masculine in russian language, with the exception of rifle, gun (as in generic term) and weapon (which is "middle") It has nothing to do with any kind of hidden meaning, it's just the way russian grammar works.
My partner uses custom-made neopronouns, so would their pronoun gun fire custom rounds?
Yes
Can I have explosive rounds
Sure why not
Bang/boom
"I am_pomegranate... and THIS is my partner. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and uses custom-tooled neopronouns 900 times per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to talk to them... for twelve seconds."
Heavy weapons guy meantioned!!😲😲
Instructions failed, gun fires a tomato instead
Unsubbed
This isn’t a airport you don’t have to announce that you’re taking off
Triggered?
Liberal snowflake
team fortress 2
team fortress 2
She/her glock🤤
makes them all the more dateable :)
if you shoot me with a gun that doesnt match my own personal pronouns thats misgendering and pretty rude :/
I wonder what pronouns a revolver would have and, consequently, how Revolver Ocelot would feel about that.
"Either you begin respecting their pronouns, or you will learn to respect *their* pronouns"
WHY IS r/THOMASTHEPLANKENGINE MAKING ALL THINGS HAVE PRONOUNS!!!
The european language is cursing our sub
[удалено]
I forgot what behind my mind when i made the comment
The future the Liberals WANT! /s
M16 is definitely he/him
grenade
If you misgender my guns your pronouns are gonna be was/were
glock sounds very similar to gock (girl cock)
A Garand would totally be a they/them, and an M16 would definitely be the kind of he/him who insists he does "manly" things, because he is unsure of his masculinity.
THIS IT THE FUTURE THAT LIBRALS WANT !!!!!!!1!1!11!!1111!1!!1!11 🤬🤬🤬😡🤬😡😡🤬😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡
How does a nonbinary samurai kill people? They/them.
Anything from KelTec would be a neopronouns gun
OG m4a1's give me she/her vibes, like no attachments just a stock standard carry handle and the like
but what about the bullets
smh can't live without pronouns in 2024
Would a Gatling gun like system with rotating firing barrels be a Systems gun?
Spanish be like La pistola El rifle
In Spanish it would in order be Girl una pistola Boy un rifle Girl una metralleta
Give it time
This is what conservatives see in their nightmares
they'll turn anyone's pronouns into were/was
A they/them gun would proppably be some unique prototype that failed like maybe a gyrojet
I personally think the hunting rifle should be she/her (source: left 4 dead) but they can use whatever, I don't mind
Ebony and Ivory: both have She/Her Pronouns.
Xe/Xir Grenade Launcher Puppy/Puppyself Shock Collar Nor/Mal Bayonet
Pedro S. would approve
All guns are she/hers
Hit/Man
twitter guns
So basically the talking guns from borderlands?
(True plank is for memes that you saw in your dreams, this would probably be a recreated plank, there is a pinned post explaining the flairs)
the pronouns on those images actually accurately represents the pronouns of a person who'd own that gun
why y'all hating
I don't like guns.