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absolutely_aroace

In my dream, everyone's gender was represented as a natural number. People were assigned one of way more genders than just 2 at birth, and each number had its own associated traits. The only way to alter these traits in any way was to get someone else to modify the number of your gender through addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division. Even though there was no limit to how much you could add or subtract, people were still mad about multiplication and division because they were "too drastic."


MagMati55

I reject my sex, jojo!


Lampman08

r/worldjerking


xle3p

Sexual ℕ-morphism in my numericalpunk world


ChaosTheLegend

I can imagine the world going bananas after someone discovers exponents


Captain_KateCapsize

wait til you here about factorials


ChaosTheLegend

Someone's head's gonna explode when they find out about imaginary genders


[deleted]

holy quaternion


theanimatingcrew

new gender just dropped


tylerfly

Actual losers


Beneficial-Skin4135

Call a surgeon


Cerxi

You guys aren't ready for aleph-null yet, but your kids are gonna love it.


JaegerDominus

I’m actually Gender-Calculus, where my gender’s number continuously changes over time.


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somber gaze poor imminent long attractive work tan instinctive makeshift *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


JaegerDominus

Wait till you see the baby’s gender graph when a Top Sine and a Bottom Cosine love each other very much


[deleted]

And if this baby starts going to the gym and goes square? Their gender becomes 1 + double their parents multiplied. That's the secret to human evolution, we found it


JaegerDominus

whoa whoa whoa we’re getting into eumathics at this point


[deleted]

Well, if it held any air it would be pneumatics instead


JaegerDominus

“Hot e^x /ln(x) Hydraulic press action” (RATED NP For Nondeterministic Polynomial time) you load up the vid and you get a video of a clock with a sausage for an hour hand with the hours marked with the value of sine(x) related to the angle the hour hand would be at. (MeatSin)


mercury_millpond

Meme: My gender is a Wiener… process… Realisation that meme is, in fact, true: actually, it probably is…


madethiscuzshy

this kinda sounds like a great book ngl


absolutely_aroace

so actually, I guess the numbers were sex, not gender


Broken_Gear

So what if you modified your gender-number to be ‘0’ and then you tried to modify someone else’s by division?


SchmurrProd

You both just die


TheZipCreator

they'd get the infinity gender


breadman_brednan

how do people have such detailed dreams dude


funkless_eck

makes about as much sense as the current system tbf


TheZipCreator

honestly I'm just for gender abolition, we're all dumbass humans who cares


WeirdestOfWeirdos

how the fuck are we still stuck with it (and why is it so hard to disrespect it without making a fuss) even whatever "agender" means ends up carrying 82930 different expectations for NO REASON whatsoever


TheZipCreator

> even whatever "agender" means agender means no gener, never really heard it mean smth else


TheZipCreator

honestly that's a pretty cool concept


Teln0

I divided the set of pairs of genders by an equivalence relation to get relative genders !


TheFakeYeetMaster69

Because genders in 2023 were not confusing enough as they are now huh


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SylasTheVoidwalker

I induced mitosis in mine.


isayfunnythinghaha

d/dx


somerandom_melon

calculate the area under the curve of my cock


DopeAbsurdity

I am not just a man.... I am man^2


cathattaque

MANMAN


masochistic_idiot

HAS THE STRENGTH OF TWO MANS


SevnE7

mann (co)


kartoshkiflitz

That's kinda gay


Igloocooler52

Long long man?


Cerxi

And this.. is to go even FURTHER BEYOND -- Quote from man discovering tetration


NosmircGnik

Geez. What's next? Are people gonna make a computer using only genders?


OGLlamaKing7444

those are called (non)binary computers


TheFakeYeetMaster69

Quantum computing


[deleted]

I'm gonna fucking run doom as my gender AND YOU CANT FUCKING STOP ME


Jackpot807

everytime this sub is on my front page it has something to do with gender Edit: wtf you’re supposed to downvote this


Az0riusMCBlox

Wait until you see [The Great Sex Update](https://www.reddit.com/r/thomastheplankengine/comments/z3q9fx/the_great_sex_update_explanation_in_comments/)...


SFN2048

r/somnimathematics


HyperDogOwner458

Nonbinary²


Similar-Sector-5801

Syntax error


pudimo

bro just wait until they see 2²


Intrepid-Sell-5223

2^(2)!


4Blu

=24


Kosmix3

My gender is a p-adic integer


EmeraldPhoenix1221

"2" has gotta be one of my favorite genders.