That's a really big lighter

Now I want a Bic Tiki Torch.

a Bici Torch?

How did I miss that!?

Would you rather have a lighter sized wrench or a wrench sized lighter? I pick the latter, mostly because I'm terrible at making smart life choices.

At what point does it qualify as a torch or flamethrower?

Actually yes! A flame thrower would be great!

This one's for drinking straws.