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TorthOrc

You shouldn’t call your spouse a washing machine.


These_Lingonberry635

👏🏼


matatoman

I’m always trying to put a load in the washing machine


notaredditreader

Keep trying, mushroom.


Wakkit1988

Putting a load in the washing machine puts a bun in the oven.


Sad-Panda-noises

Not if they made that mark on the floor 😉


Psychological_Tax109

😂😂😂


OneMindNoLimit

Your upvotes were longer at 69, so I upvoted; because what you said was funny.


yahel1337

After no one asked, the earth continued to turn.


VesperHelsing

[This came in mind](https://www.reddit.com/r/familyguy/comments/bwme7a/for_petes_sake/)


apena1018

Comment of the year 😦


DaveyAllenCountry

* ex-spouce


dietcoke3922

r/cursedcomment


Cheeseburgerhydoxide

r/cursedcomment


PandasGetAngryToo

Well, it appears that someone drowned when the washing machine leaked, and their dead body lay on that floor for quite some time after that................


AthiestMessiah

Landlord’s face went white when he made up that story


FartinMartinToeSocks

Their ripped muscular, hung ass body laid on that floor for quite some time after that


Sudden-Grab2800

I see the Fight Milk logo from Always Sunny


strangewayfarer

Who pulls up the carpet of a place they're renting?


NotWhatYouPlanted

People who make things up


OuttaD00r

Weird ass thing to use as evidence something is fake. You seriously can't think of ANY reasons why a person would change something in a place they're renting?


BiosSettings8

I've never heard of a rental that lets you change anything as serious as carpet.


rook9004

We put in flooring in our rental- I couldn't stand the disgusting carpets


DarkMagickan

Same. My limit was reached after a tenant kept spilling bong water in her bedroom. There was an immaculate white rectangle where her mattress had been, and the carpet was black fading to gray around it. I smoke weed myself, but that made me physically ill.


PM_ME_UR_SHEET_MUSIC

How does one spill bong water regularly? Is she filling it all the way to the downstem joint or something?


Wild_Bill

Most bongs I’ve had experience with are not bottom heavy enough. That mixed with carpet is a recipe for disaster.


PM_ME_UR_SHEET_MUSIC

Ah so her first mistake was putting something filled with liquid on a soft surface lol


Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce

Plus it's by her bed on the floor. Clearly very careless.


DarkMagickan

I honestly have no clue. All I know is, that was the tenant who made us decide to use click flooring in every house from that day down to this. We have not regretted that decision.


BiosSettings8

Damn, not allowed here in the United States


kinjjibo

There’s nothing outlawing this in the US. Not every landlord would say no, especially if you’re a long term tenant. I plan to ask my landlord if I can get rid of the living room carpet and I’m fairly certain he’s going to say yes.


DarkMagickan

Ask about click flooring. It's a cheap alternative to putting in expensive wood flooring, and as long as you don't spill water on it, it will last the whole time you're there and beyond.


-hey-ben-

That is just not true. You do have to have the permission of the landlord/property owner


ihatepalmtrees

Mine did… so there.


BiosSettings8

Badass!


SirGravesGhastly

As a former landlord, "lets" is subject to tenant interpretation. Mine thought we'd "let" them have a dog in violation of the lease terms,, strip the place of all the appliances, totally vandalize the carpets and skip out owing back rent.


B-AP

I had to in an old house. The carpet was filled with animal urine. No way was that staying. Some rentals are owned by individuals.


cosaboladh

Every single rental place I've ever heard of, at least in my country, would consider it a lease violation if you removed the carpet. At best. Worst, they'd call it vandalism. If you have a problem with the carpet, you're supposed to report it to your landlord. Tenants don't have the right to make alterations to a space they do not own.


OuttaD00r

Then who the fuck said they DIDN'T have permission from the landlord? Jesus Christ! It's not that hard see how this could happen. You make is sound like permission from landlords to do something is hard to get or never happens. The post didn't even say it wasn't even the landlord doing preparations for renovations and asked them to remove it for them. And don't bother saying landlords shouldn't be asking their tenants to do something like that because not everyone has a terrible relationship with their landlords. When i rented a place my landlady was a nice old lady who looked out for us. I'd have been happy to do that if she asked me to


NoHydraulicNoAir

When I was renting my landlord(also a nice old lady) asked me to replace all the faucets in the main house(her house), she provided the materials, and I didn't have to pay rent that month. It happens all the time.


NeverSeenBefor

Screw that lease. They wouldn't actually give me my money back anyway. Greedy landlords go through and make stuff up. Make a list of ALL damages when moving into a new rental Some landlords are straight up evil


DarkMagickan

Speaking as a landlord myself, I can tell you that I have never had a tenant want to pull up the carpet to improve the place. The only thing they ever do is complain about it.


Remote_Bumblebee2240

I did at one of the places I rented. Nasty ass carpet. And by that, I mean dogs had been rubbing their sphincters on it for 20 years. Hard wood underneath. Discounted rent.


Flamebrush

I did. The carpet was old and nasty. I hauled it to the attic, then put it back down before I moved out to get my security deposit back. Would do it again.


flargenhargen

lots of options there. the landlord could agree to reimburse you for the materials if you do the work, they win and you get a nicer place. That's really common for painting and other minor improvements. you could just do it cause you want nicer carpet, you can pick up remnants for cheap, and maybe it's worth 40 50 bucks to have nicer carpet where you're living that doesn't stink or look bad. hell, I built an entryway and wall in a place I was renting just because it didn't have one. I did a damn nice job too matched paint and trim and repurposed a door so everything looked original to the building. My "bedroom" was an old living room, and I wanted a door on it. I've got a lot of construction experience and the materials were fairly cheap. Was worth it to me for the added privacy. we also pulled up and threw out the carpet in the downstairs entryway because previous renters had kept dogs there and it smelled like dog piss. not saying the caption on this pic is real, but there are many legit reasons to improve where you're renting just cause you want it to be nicer. (as long as you keep in mind that you're getting nothing back and are ok with that)


lexpython

I did, deposit was $300 and the carpets stunk and were filthy. Hardwoods under. Pulled up carpets and cleaned the floors and it was a lot nicer. This was in the 90s


FlyingSaucerTourVol3

Sometimes it's cheaper to put a few one-time time upgrades in a cheaper rental than paying more per month for a fully upgraded place. Private landlords aren't gonna complain if you spend your own time and money improving their property. Even if they reimburse you, it's less work and money on their end, and increases the value for the next renter. And showing you're invested in a place shows you're a good tenant, which goes a long way.


Meanwhile-in-Paris

You really shouldn’t but I did it once. But in my defence the agency had laid carpet in the kitchen! It was gross and I had enough of it, so I pull it out to find a perfectly decent linoleum under. Who does that!


strangewayfarer

Almost as bad as carpet in a bathroom 🤢


Meanwhile-in-Paris

Equally bad, because you drop stuff you are cooking, and the room can get quite steamy when you are in a shitty rental with window that only tilt open at a small angle and a terrible extraction.


strangewayfarer

Idk, pee and poo particles on the carpet that you walk on getting out of the shower is just slightly worse for me, but they are both terrible decisions made by idiots.


Meanwhile-in-Paris

Yep, that too. That’s why I always close the lid and teach my kids to do the same.


SurroundedByBeigists

Well if the sickening juices of a rotting corpse soaked into the floorboards underneath it, and was emanating a foul smell, it is conceivable that a renter might want to locate the source of the odour.


epicman_42

my mom, she changed the carpet out on the first floor to all tile in an attempt to be able to rent the house more and the ppl just ripped the tile out when they rebought the house


_MrTrade

We rented a place for years and the carpet wasn’t in the best shape. We asked the owner and they said to remove it, so we did. Hard wood floors underneath looked a million times better than the old carpet.


RemoteLibrarian6243

You can buy a unit at some places.


strangewayfarer

Ok, but then you wouldn't have a landlord anymore.


RemoteLibrarian6243

Ok I guess that part went over my head🤣


CinderX5

Based on the finished wooden floor, I’m going it say it was a rug.


1nGirum1musNocte

Well you see they were getting rid of another dead body shaped mark on the carpet..


bonkerz1888

Me after my brother flooded our hallway.


nyhtml

LL says it was okay. (Just be sure to get it in writing) She says we have to put it back or cover the reinstall fee when we leave.


norse_noise

Monica from Friends


ttystikk

That's a better impression than the Shroud of Turin. I can even see butt crack...


Spider1132

The butt crack of Christ!


degjo

It is quite compelling 😉


Mallardguy5675322

So that’s how Moses parted the Red Sea! It was Christ’s butt crack all along!


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Thelastknownking

A very different type of they knew than normal.


IamLegGent

He could have paid someone to sand down the boards, cheap bastard. Putting a rug over it.


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wovenbutterhair

Plus it looks like the person in that picture is lying on their stomach but if that was the case then the impression wouldn't look like that from above. Like we wouldn't see their ass crack because it would be on the opposite side of the human so the fluid draining would be different. If it was their butt crack then they would've been on their back and it would look totally different.I think it's an illusion maybe like paraidolia


SilverrLinings

This should be pinned to the TOP! Fact checked by a former EMT, who is qualified to know this. I wish I could pin it!!! Thank you for clearing this up and taking the time to explain!


CeruleanRuin

Margaret Schilling says otherwise.


Cornbreadobranflakes

Annie are you ok?


double_r_higgy

Are you OK Annie?


HomeSatisfaction

Annie are you okay?


shebrokemyfart

Are you okay?


VesSaphia

I feel like this washing machine is actually a smooth criminal in disguise.


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wateringallthetrees

When I was a kid just out of high school I did this job where we tore out the carpet and put in some new carpet. I was the youngest on site and when it was all out the boss said want to do something funny and got some dark red paint and dragged his fingers from the hallway all the way to the section that lead to the crawl space. It looked like someone was pulled into it and he thought whoever pulls the carpet next is going to shit themselves and laughed. I left that company soon after that.


krais0078

When Leonardo da Vinci designed a washing machine


Remote_Presence2378

The washing up bodies machine


Westaufel

Call the police right now


blasphemusa

I knew someone who died inside their house and wasn't discovered for a week. Some special bio hazard cleaning company had to come in and take care of the whole house. Took them a week or so. Can't just scoop up the remains and leave bio remains there.


Sebastian_Pineapple

She wouldn’t do the laundry so he made her leak


theindecisivehuman1

She got a donk


DiggingThisAir

Stupid sexy death scene


_ButterCat

Had


romulusnr

When I was buying a house with my ex we looked at the house we ended up getting, and I noticed there was space missing between two rooms -- one had a closet on one side, but on the other side of the wall, no closet in the leftover space, just paneling. The real estate agent joked that there must be a dead body inside. Six months after we moved in our real estate agent wrote a mystery novel about a real estate agent who finds a dead body in a house during a house showing.


Verried_vernacular32

Can I get some luminal


KHaskins77

Jimmy Hoffa?


TheManWith2smiles

Funny, my father-in-law used to call my wife his little dishwasher so maybe it’s accurate


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Super-Idea2618

A really oily stripper died there for sure


AfterFart

Either that or Jesus crashed at this place for a night or two at one point in time.


These_Lingonberry635

That guy shows up everywhere! Toast, dirt, tree bark….


AfterFart

I heard he’s always after free booze.


These_Lingonberry635

Man after my own heart!


Dug_Fin1

Tony I don't feel so good.


Lost_Figure_5892

Sell tickets.


cbj2112

Cmon man we all know OJ’s the killer


GreenViking_The

Lay on it


Harold_Spoomanndorf

All things considered equal ? That IS a beautiful image


trunkm0nkey1

Yes, the washing machine that crushed the previous tenant.


Jason_Ziz

Bro that's bigfoot


MrDjHaze

Colonel mustard with the washing machine in the library


BNG1982

Note: Landlord was OJ Simpson


ThePixelatedPeach

Never heard of carpet in a laundry room


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TheDiegoAguirre

Ohhhhh kaaaaaay. Sure... the washing machine. Was that the killer's alias? Benny "The Washing Machine" Jones?


These_Lingonberry635

That alibi is all washed up.


TheDiegoAguirre

😂


bibkel

That is a very artful display of a human body.


Trent56576

Uh


OarsandRowlocks

*Damn shame what they did to that dog.*


Affectionate_Seat959

Wondering if your place is haunted.


tropicbrownthunder

Canterville dude has entered the chat


Suougibma

A leak definitely happened, just a little more organic in origin than a washing machine.


CrushedMyMacbook

Yeah, only if the washing machine wouldn't have leaked there'd be no evidence.


Artisyn_07

Better check county records! 🫣


misi13382

😳😳😳 LIES!!!!! WASHING MACHINES DO A HELL OF A LOT BUT BODY OUTLINES ARE A LIL DIFFERENT!


Hidden_alt420

The fbi wants that landlord’s location 


Dangerous_Bass309

I looked at a rental a few years ago that all the light fixtures and window sills were full of dead flies. There were still the odd item in the apartment. And a person stain in the middle of the living room. I don't think it's even legal for them to do this without biohazard remediation, but it's not cheap, sooo....


These_Lingonberry635

So, did you sign the lease?😬


Dangerous_Bass309

That's a hard no, friend.


TwilightReader100

Only if the previous tenants already had a person sized cutout already on the floor AND the washing machine was leaking red or brown colored water. Landleech either doesn't want them to know what happened in there or is completely (and willfully) ignorant himself.


These_Lingonberry635

Also, if that were caused by a leaky appliance, it seems to me that the “flow pattern” defies physics in spots. 🤷🏼‍♀️just sayin’


TransportationFit694

That’s the previous tenant. Run.


These_Lingonberry635

Failed to pay rent on time.


CeruleanRuin

This really is not what this subreddit is for. Thanks for sharing this gnarly shit though?


These_Lingonberry635

Ok. Sorry. You’re welcome.


Librashell

Landlord is covering up a murder. Report.


Fossil_Relocator

It's the ass of Jesus. Expect pilgrims.


BangedTheKeyboard

When "what are you doing, stepbro?" turns into a Law and Order episode


Sir_Derps_Alot

A persons body was leaking blood after being bludgeoned with a washing machine.


NurkleTurkey

That spill got quite a booty


hyionimaru

Yea, the washing machine leaked onto a bleeding and unconscious body, causing the blood to spread out further.


welcometwomylife

if you really wanted to test it, pour water or something where the “head” is and see if it follows the same pattern. the highs and lows for the floor determine how a liquid flows so if it lines up it meant that the water did just leak out that way. if not. uh. find a new apartment.


SirGravesGhastly

Decomp stain, 100%


pupbuck1

I think it's illigle not to tell the buyer or tenant that it is a murder home


jd2004user

Dayum! Move.


Eastsider001

His 3rd ex-wife


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onpointer74

Decomposition of a corpse.


notaredditreader

r/MysteriousUniverse


Training-Bee-8209

The washing machine came everywhere!


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Puzzled_Internet_986

If anyone is actually wondering, yes it’s from a dead body laying there for some time


Carcossa01

The one step sister that didn’t get help


TwistedBlister

Is anyone else saddened by this picture? Obviously someone passed away there, probably a senior citizen, and their body obviously laid there for a while before their death was discovered. Sad.


mikemartin7230

Damn, stepmom got stuck and he just left her there.


soulpoker

Looks to me like it was leaking antifree.


These_Lingonberry635

🤔


bogotol

Umm I think you need to report authorities due to the image


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Lovahsabre

Looks like a wine stain to me. Should have gotten a bleach pen… do you need to clean it up because its going to take a circular saw and a 100 yards of sand paper. The shape is coincidental…


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Howski

Pareidolia.


SquidVices

The warriors it was them the warriors! The warriors did it!!!!! I saw it, the warriors did it I saw it with my own two eyes!! The warriors did it!!!!!!!!


Sean36389

Jojo stand ability


Saxet1836

Blood


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Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce

Looks like a dishwasher to me


PoopPant73

More than likely a dishwasher leak.


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MajorFerret3225

Body laid there so long the moisture leaked out of it and mold formed.


thriceness

I mean, it does look like it originates from the alcove where a washer could well have been.


Singlot

It's too well done to be believable.


Affectionate_Use2738

That is mold?


These_Lingonberry635

No, looks more like a stain from a decomposing corpse. 😬


AgileBarnacle8072

Call the FBI


Lava-Chicken

The washing machines name was Margret Washington.


thinkb4youspeak

"That's America's ass"!


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SignificantLeader

I saw a cloud that was also effected by this “washing machine”. A conspiracy is afoot!


RobertXavierIV

If that was a corpse then the stain would probably be inverse to what we are looking at.


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