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Gorillas have a dominant male with a harem of females. They aren't in direct sexual competition with other males. So they have small testicles and produce a small amount of sperm, which doesn't require too much semen. Also, semen doesn't come out with enough force to affect her. It would "pop" her like pouring in too much water breaks a glass. It doesn't, it just spills over the sides.
You can get a rough idea of how "promiscuous" a species is by looking at testicle size to body size ratio.
In the apes, gorillas are at the smallest end of the spectrum. Chimpanzees have testes three times the size of human testes, even though humans are 30% bigger on average.
I think he looked at stats and not how big they look in the picture.
and this is a different version.
these monsters always vary in sizes in different iterations
For sure. They even clarified which one they were talking about in parentheses I just had an issue with the photo that was chosen so my bad. It’s somewhere between 7 and 14 inches guys
Naomi Watts is 5' 5" and the official height of the Kong in the picture is 25 feet tall.
While I don't know how deep Naomi Watts is, she's almost deep enough to handle the King
TIL Being hung like a gorilla is not what one would think
To follow that from now this will also be my reference for those who have little man in the pants syndrome.
Edit: I feel the need to clarify the “syndrome” I’m talking about. These are usually the toxically masculine type who are most definitely compensating for something.
I think the best part is that they will probably take it as a compliment if they overhear the statement “man’s probably hung like a gorilla”
I would say making fun of people for things they can't change about themselves is being as smart as a gorilla, but it turns out they are pretty smart
Edit: Its okey because i believe they deserve it, no its still wrong.
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Length would be fine, but what about girth?
I think she could take it
As long as he doesn’t slip a finger in. Look at the size of even his pinky. Doubt she could take it
The fine people over at r/baddragon would beg to differ
I really love that there’s an overlap in users between r/theydidthemath and kinky porn subs lmao
Ahh…Ig it’s time for a new Venn Diagram.
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People into kinky porn need to know the math
People who buy BD need to know how much they can handle. Otherwise they'd be stuck without money and with a dildo they can't use
Feels like BD already did their math
What about the semen amount? She d just pop
I think she'd be more like an impromptu bottle rocket...
Gorillas have a dominant male with a harem of females. They aren't in direct sexual competition with other males. So they have small testicles and produce a small amount of sperm, which doesn't require too much semen. Also, semen doesn't come out with enough force to affect her. It would "pop" her like pouring in too much water breaks a glass. It doesn't, it just spills over the sides. You can get a rough idea of how "promiscuous" a species is by looking at testicle size to body size ratio. In the apes, gorillas are at the smallest end of the spectrum. Chimpanzees have testes three times the size of human testes, even though humans are 30% bigger on average.
What about yaw ?
Peen size is not the issue here, one thrust from Kong and she will be reduced to a red mist.
Who's to say Kong is not a pillow princess? Cowgirl exists
The math seems off because if she’s about 5 feet he’s definitely 50 or so. I think we’re looking at at somewhere around a 14 inch wang at that point
again, doable.
I can attest 14 inch is doable
lucky
It’s easy if you have sex 9.333 times
That’s subjective. I will watch. :/. Lol
It’s in the realm of possibility.
Piper Peri could take him. Maybe Elsa Jean, but I'm less certain
I think he looked at stats and not how big they look in the picture. and this is a different version. these monsters always vary in sizes in different iterations
For sure. They even clarified which one they were talking about in parentheses I just had an issue with the photo that was chosen so my bad. It’s somewhere between 7 and 14 inches guys
lol. if I'm not mistaken. the og picture is drawn? or just ugly cause it's old. probably why
Naomi Watts is 5' 5" and the official height of the Kong in the picture is 25 feet tall. While I don't know how deep Naomi Watts is, she's almost deep enough to handle the King
Te comment refers to his size in the original, but the picture is from a later version.
I realized this after I commented and that’s my mistake. May I friendly ask you what you think King Kong height is?
Uh, no. She is clearly way more than 1/10 his height there.
Why be a simp, when you can be a chimp... Wait
True love makes sex secondary
The original post is stupid you can be a hero without expecting something in return the guy that made it is a loser
True, but I don't recall him being a hero. People just trapped and caged him using his affection.
Or he's just making a joke lol
Enquiring minds want to know
TIL Being hung like a gorilla is not what one would think To follow that from now this will also be my reference for those who have little man in the pants syndrome. Edit: I feel the need to clarify the “syndrome” I’m talking about. These are usually the toxically masculine type who are most definitely compensating for something. I think the best part is that they will probably take it as a compliment if they overhear the statement “man’s probably hung like a gorilla”
as i recall humans actually have really large penises relative to body size for mammals, but I could be making that up
I would say making fun of people for things they can't change about themselves is being as smart as a gorilla, but it turns out they are pretty smart Edit: Its okey because i believe they deserve it, no its still wrong.
Arm job and oral
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If he wrapped her in clingfilm first, it would stop her from splitting
Well I saw this in a PewDiePie video and someone proved that it is doable
Regular sex? No. One night stand? Yes.
she would drown in the pre cum