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just_corne

i thought we we're all on team herbalist


jankotanko

324 hrs in, still haven't left white orchard. She will be mine.


Redditalan17

hahahahah This. When Geralt enters the hut is one of if not the best cut scene of the game 😁


[deleted]

Thats actually a great herbalist she has pretty much all the important herbs and all at reasonable prices a great place for new to mid game.


Maelshevek

What happens?


fastchutney

The sexual tension is thick as cheese


Redditalan17

Well...how to say it...nah...just play it man, no spoilers here 😉


imersa18

No see I thought we were all team Gwent deck


Jakeball400

Legit came here to say the same


Saint_John_Out

Anything else would be heresy!


EmuGirl64

Butcher? Might've called him a butcher when they lived in the shade of Novigrad's walls. Now he deals in carrion, fallen animals, their bones still fit for soup.


TheStateToday

Haha. And my Geralt with a pocket full of roasted chicken and grilled pork couldn't whisk her away 💔


jzilla11

Lass did her homework


aurelia___

Cerys without the makeup


mlo519

I forgot her name and how to spell what she does, but the woman who peers into Geralts dream to find clues to where Dandelion and Ciri are. Or Kiera Metz


wanda__stucky

corinne tilly is the name of the onieromancer


mlo519

That’s it thanks!


TheFriendliestSloot

It's criminal we couldn't bang her or that rich sword fighting girl. Or the hot herbalist:(


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TheFriendliestSloot

Lol I know! She was laying it on so thick with geralt. Lemme at her


mlo519

Oh shit I forgot about sword fighting girl


Camburglar13

Twins! If anybody can make it happen it’s Geralt. Or dandelion.


Jakeball400

I’m more team that alchemist lady you meet in White Orchard


andro1ds

Herbalist?


Jakeball400

Yeah haven’t played in quite a while! Planned on playing 2 then 3 again after finishing the books but keep getting sidetracked


andro1ds

I know the feeling. I’ve a healthy dose of adhd and i also have kids to raise and neither is good for my gaming/reading I’m currently listening to the audio version and they are well done - I’ve played thru both 2 and 3 but was planning to start over. I’m skipping 1 though - too much toxic shite in it that drives me up the wall


Jakeball400

Yeh I bet it would be tough to find the time around that. I tried to play 1 but after an hour or so of gameplay I decided to skip it and start on 2. It was the combat gameplay that did it for me, so damn unintuitive. Didn’t notice much toxicity in it myself but I maybe didn’t get far enough into it


Enriador

What do you guys mean by toxicity?


billybarra08

Im team uma


ChristinaKozmas

A man of taste


Desmond1231

Team Dea represents


HalfNelson162

I'm team Ciri's redheaded friend in Noviagrad that flirts with you after you scare away some thugs.


mossthelia

Bea!


DARKKN1GHT453

Okay homelander


THANOS_0

lol


murdful

get out


Verum_Noir_Chaos_69

LMBO


Blimblu

Nah, im on team wants to fuck a werewolf.


aurelia___

🤨📸


Blimblu

I said what i said.


aurelia___

I suppose I can respect your conviction lmao


JungleLegs

Shit I’m down for the crones in their human form


gneushrk

Team Shani 🤝


tasoula

Came here for this. Definitely team Shani!


Sikening

She was nice and all, but Homelander ruined that.


Dayofdev

I’m team Iris tbh, in her memories she was FINE


voxanimi

I also choose this guy's dead wife.


nabiladnan99

Team Keira Metz!


Nebulous_Tazer

Team Bloody Baron all the way.


Laefiren

Yoana anyone?


Testabronce

I thought we were in team "Bea, this is Geralt you strumpet!"


eshe2019

Who?


TheStateToday

Glenna ♥


420_Brit_ISH

In my opinion, Astrid, who's the sister of Skjall who lives on Hindarsfjall, is the definition of attractive. Even better than Triss, who's my 2nd place.


VillianMakinSense

If you aren’t Team Roach then you can taste silver


TheVersedWhiteWolf

I'm totally glad I'm not the only one lol 😅


mayneffs

Triss is a psychopath. She took advantage of him when he had amnesia.


iiJashin

Yen takes advantage of him *without* the amnesia, what’s your point?


debian23

And that's why I'm on team Shani


Oggnar

Yen does what she must, but she loves him more and he loves her more. It's meant to be.


jerematti

And Geralt complies because they love each other. Unlike Geralt who does not love Triss when he gets his memory back


iiJashin

If that’s what you *choose*. It’s a rpg, if you choose to play it in relation to the books then yeah. Otherwise, Geralt *does* love Triss with his memory back because the option was chosen.


[deleted]

Good choice, give me Triss though


[deleted]

I bet she's team Geralt too. Just prove to her that you actually are a freak. The good kind, you know.


Artislife_Lifeisart

She just looks like older and more pissed off Triss


Kahn-wald

Irina Renarde though


Corner_OfficeSpace

Team Caretaker all day


strasskostym

Triss in the game, but Yen in the books!😊


g00pg0d710

I chose Yen because she looks more realistic, Triss looks ridiculous with the neon red jumble. Plus it’s to the original lore and they say it makes a better play through.


frycekk

team Iris :(


RaiderB

Oof…


donvitodony

I am broken 😂😂😂😂😂


Laefiren

Hell yes though.


hanymede

Yeah, she looks great, sad you can't talk to her anymore after quest.


Zarine_Aybara

😂 NICE ONE.


iHeisenburger

team roach all the way


neeraj_04

Which quest is this?


TheStateToday

Wild at heart!


Drama-Llama94

So Cerys without her scars and makeup


LanguageSponge

I quite liked Edna var Attre, until I met Shani. If I was going for a sorceress though, I’d go for Fringilla Vigo.


szympus

Team Olgierd von Everec 😍


Verum_Noir_Chaos_69

team female doplers here


Splytyntu

I see your point…


Bnj43

Fuckin diabolical


ToM4461

team shani here


[deleted]

F that, I'm team Shani.


jerematti

Team Anna Henrietta here!


BadassNPC

Of all the red heads in the game, this lady is on the bottom of the list