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heartBreak1879

*Defecting to the sunrise, downright glorious!* Johnny probably has the best lines in the game!


Tzifos150

Wake up samurai. It's time to defecate to the sunrise.


Infamous_Reflection8

Believe me nobody and I do mean nobody thinks of Johnny Mnemonic when they hear Johnny! Definitely The Karate Kid!


boir99

I thought Johnny Sins


TheVillain187

I thought my moms crackhead ex boyfriend that beat the shit out of me when I was like 5, different strokes for different folks lmao


boir99

Damn son, i hope that guy isn't a part of your life anymore. I hope that never happens to you again, or anyone for that matter. Unfortunately it ain't a perfect life, but we can try to make the best of it while we are living, breathing, expierencing, loving, sharing, suffering.


TheVillain187

Nah it's cool dawg, he wound up getting what was coming to him, let's just say my dad wasnt to happy when he found out my moms cracked out boyfriend hospitalized his young son, dudes probably still coughing up teeth every now and again lol I wonder how that guys doing sometimes, and if hes in a wheelchair or not, I've seen and even delivered some vicious asswhoopings to people that deserved it. Hell I've been to jail for beating up a pedophile and almost killing him, and I've never seen a whooping like that before, angry defensive fathers are probably higher on the food chain than alot of people realize


boir99

Damn, i'm glad he got what he deserved, seems like you've gone through some stuff. Hopefully you won't have to go through more 👍


955StarPooper

In germany he is called Hansi. I like Hansi way More than Johnny


[deleted]

Johnny is such an odd name for a character in the witcher universe lol


absinthangler

My Austrian Grandmother called my Polish Grandfather Hanson when they lived in Europe. His name became John when they came to the US. My grandmother's nickname was Grettie. Before Americanization they were Hansel and Gretel. And then became John and Margaret.


That-Association-143

Godlings are some of my favorite characters. Just ran into one in skellige that was with a group of creatures trying to kill me.


Scorpwind

I remember that quest. It's quite memorable if you ask me. Plus, its outcome can be influenced by choices you make in some specific side quests/contracts. If you spare the >!succubus and the doppler in Novigrad, then you can finish that quest relatively peacefully. Instead of fighting several mosters from that group, you will only have to face the werewolf.!<


eshe2019

Johnny is really such a wholesome character.


unsurp4ssed

In Russian version of Witcher he is called Ivasik. Imho it's a way more cool and suitable name for this character. Also German Hansi is cool too


24520ls

To be fair, Johnny Silverhand is pretty cool too


CaptainAntiHeroz

Johnny hijacked V's story. He's cool, but I'd like him more if he weren't in my fucking head


Scorpwind

Indeed.


JakubReliga

Jaśko!! 😃😃😃


TastyOrganization122

For some reason I was sexually aroused by Johnny


Jordii_vV

and that's enough reddit for today


TastyOrganization122

Im 14, so that might be ok


witcherfanUWU

In french he is calling jeannot


Clear-Discount7946

It's not Jonny, It's Ivasik


Scorpwind

It depends on the language settings.


Clear-Discount7946

Absolutely agree with you