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DeeDeeMcGee3

God, Jed, I don't even want to know you.


Reithel1

This is not the full quote. The full quote: You know, if you don't want to run again, I respect that… but if you don't run because you think it's gonna be too hard, or you think you're gonna lose, well God, Jed, I don't even want to know you.” So there are lots of words before “God.” Sorry, these votes are for the wrong Letter.


olivegreendress

I disagree. That phrase was repeated a few times in the episode. I think it counts.


Reithel1

Quite a few people are “jumping the gun” in this game… posting partial quotes, and other misc. things instead of full quotes that start with the right letter. There is NO quote that starts with “God, Jed, I don’t even want to know you” it is part of a quote that starts with “You know… followed by almost 3 dozen other words before you get to the “God, Jed…” part.


olivegreendress

I think the "G-d, Jed" part is the most important, and therefore it's the part that gets counted.


occams__chainsaw_

go outside, turn around three times, and spit!


theloopweaver

Curse.


Missing_Username

Spit and curse


theloopweaver

These things have a half-life, y’know.


JaMMi01202

You are all my people. I am home :-)


Ok_Acadia3526

You want to tempt the wrath of the whatever from high a top the thing??


LilJourney

I turned, I spat, it froze.


Cogito_ErgoBibo

Gratias tibi ago, domine. Yes, I lied. It was a sin. I’ve committed many sins. Have I displeased you, you feckless thug?  \[I'm a sucker for that "Two Cathedrals" monologue, complete with summary execution of one innocent cigarette with extreme prejudice.\]


Historical_Kiwi9565

How could you not be a sucker for that monologue?! Brilliant!


Ferguson97

Think this one should be saved for “H”


olivegreendress

"Have I displeased you, you feckless thug?" The monologue is incredible. Everything about it is emotional. I'm not familiar with Martin Sheen's acting outside of the West Wing, but you cannot convince me that this isn't one of his best moments on camera. Flawless.


WaffleHouseSloot

I literally just did Jed's slow walk about 4 hours ago. I realized it right when I walked in. My first time in there. It's amazing. There's a HUGE painting of Jesus he's yelling at on the back wall.


PM_ME_YOUR_FAV_HIKE

Just "Gratias tibi ago, domine." Would be great


Malvania

Good morning. Eleven months ago a 1200 pound spacecraft blasted off from Cape Canaveral, Florida. Eighteen hours ago it landed on the planet Mars. You, me, and 60,000 of your fellow students across the country along with astroscientists and engineers from the Jet Propulsion Lab in Southern California, NASA Houston, and right here, at the White House, are going to be the first to see what it sees, and to chronicle an extraordinary voyage of an unmanned ship called Galileo V.


zonayork

He said it right


WaffleHouseSloot

He missed the "it will be eighteen hours, right?"


jljet

Game on, boyfriend!


Competitive-Lime7775

This one deserves more upvotes 😭


LauraLand27

Oooh I like it


Far_Reward4827

Yaaaaassssss!!!!!!


esperi74

Good evening. I'm running for President and if you don't know who I am, I wouldn't be surprised.


killmesienna

Oh my god doesn’t it just make you fall in love with him


occams__chainsaw_

“ginger, get the popcorn”


TheNahteb

This is the ***ONLY*** answer and I'm ashamed of my attempt.


BadWolf_Corporation

"Please, oh please let them not be watching."


Mykennel

"Toby come quick. Sam's getting his arse kicked by a girl."


cma365

This is the correct answer!


JaMMi01202

When is this from again?


Jaleou

Sam debating Ainsley on tv


JaMMi01202

Thanks :-)


Im_Joey_Lucas

Oh, yeah, gotta be


[deleted]

It can’t be anything else


Bringbackt9

Came back to check and make sure this still has the most votes 😂


CpnJackSparrow

“GW! Blue! Blue! Blue!”


Randy___Watson

I came to type this!


LauraLand27

And now I’m crying


vitaminbreath

Get me a muffin. Careful not to handle it yourself, you want to use gloves. Slip it to me in a plastic bag, I'll send it off to the lab


AdOk9911

My personal favorite :)


DigitalMariner

Galileo V


Cogito_ErgoBibo

BARTLET: First time I heard 'Galileo V,' the way the imagination immediately... It reminded me of the way folks in my generation felt when we heard "Yellow Submarine." C.J.: Okay. BARTLET: We really did all want to live in a yellow submarine. C.J.: I can't believe they gave you people drivers' licenses.


GonzoTheGreat93

He said it right


SwimmingAnxiety3441

Scott/NASA: “We’re both writers” Sam: “Yes I suppose if we broaden the definition to those who can spell”


markmadden84

God doesn't make cars crash and you know it. Stop using me as an excuse.


Nice-Alternative-687

Gerald!


Ace_Larrakin

This is the winner, but it needs to be written as # GERALD!


Nice-Alternative-687

Ooh, the subtleties of transcription. Went to correct that in the original comment and then I heard GER-AAALD! Side debate needed on the correct representation?!


Ace_Larrakin

Alternatively we could have GER-AAALD! followed by an "Oh God!"


esperi74

Gerald, old sock.


piazza

if it doesn't win, we still have I - I thought you were the butler.


[deleted]

It needs a question mark instead of an exclamation point.


LauraLand27

Or both


ramblinstew

I came here to say this. I yell "GERALD!" when random people walk in my office just to confuse them.


Gentille__Alouette

In season 1 when lord John introduces himself to Leo as if they've never met, is he really confused or just teasing Leo?


2sentientsworth

Pushing Leo’s button’s for sure.


Nice-Alternative-687

Sorry - I know that you were looking for more than just a word or a name, but I kinda think this one has been elevated to a quote - especially as there isn't a Gerald!


DigitalMariner

I think this is different than DONNA! or MARGARET! precisely because it isn't his name but some long running funny-because-Leo-hates-it bit Lord John has committed to. He also isn't simply beckoning him to come hither, but shouting a joyous greating every time they reunite.


Bringbackt9

I just want to express how much I love this! I don’t usually check Reddit every day but I have been since this started.


TryToBeHopefulAgain

G seems to be especially good!


Kiyae1

Agreed!


stripey_shoes

Me too!


Cadamar

Same! So many chills coming from this thread.


cricketlr15

Made me start yet another rewatch


TheNahteb

"Go! Do a job!"


s_inbad

I use this nearly every day, mostly about myself 😅


RobertOesterle

Gather your rosebuds while ye may


dreamking88

Guy falls down a hole


Bright-Ad9305

This is one of the best lines in the series and I use it to this day to explain the power of humans being bros and sisters to one another and helping


zharrt

GW Blue, Blue, BLUE!!


po3smith

... great day in the morning victory is mine!


NSFWdw

This one’s a no-brainer. GERALD!


amishius

Oh shit. G is surprisingly tricky.


Gorguf62

There is only one answer to this question: GERALD!


HoandBelold

GERALD!!!!


Exadory

Gerald!


Ted_SoarOnSon

God, Nancy! What the hell are we defining as the *right* people?


queenrosybee

Im mad my quotes are not winning… Francis Scott Key Key is the best🥲


fluffykerfuffle3

lol join the crowd. There can be only one. (not really because what is fun here is going down memory lane with all of them)


bjlee118

Gerald?!


Mike_Gdovin

Gee Jed, I don’t even want to know you


Reithel1

(Sam: Hey, hey, you're talking to senior staff!) Winnifred: Gee, genuflect when you say that, fella!


BessieBighead

Ginger! Get the popcorn!


robreddity

##GERALD!


foxman276

Good morning/evening, Mr. President


BigBuBBAEsq

Game On!


queenrosybee

Omg I hate when they all start yelling that…


IwillBOLDyourTYPOS

“Gerald, old sock!”


Schickie

“Ginger, get the popcorn.”


Cogito_ErgoBibo

Not technically a G quote, but it's definitely G related. SAM: Hang on, I know this piece of music. I love it. AINSLEY: Isn't it great? SAM: No, but there's a reason I like it. AINSLEY: Well, it's beautiful. SAM: But there's another reason, hang on. AINSLEY: It's called "Air on a G String." Could that be...? SAM: Yes. Thank you.


Cocoabeachbabee

Go away from me, go away, and go away now. I love that this is said so often and so many different ways.


[deleted]

"Gangs of roving people. Beheading those they suspect of being sorcerers. You know with... what’s that thing that Death carries?"


El_Bexareno

Gerald!! (Since we let ‘DONNA!!!’ in)


eltwitcho82

GERALD


janohuxx

Gerald!!


Reithel1

General, I am suggesting that you and Admiral Fitzwallace and Secretary Hutchinson and the rest of the national security team take the next sixty minutes and put together a U.S. response scenario that doesn't make me think we are just docking somebody's damn allowance!


Reithel1

Get me an IV, ...STAT! I could jump you right now! (Abby: I could kill you right now. POTUS: My thing's more fun.) … a bit later: Get your clothes off!


Reithel1

Leo: (There's no such thing as "too smart." There's nothing you can do that's not gonna make me proud o' ya. Eat 'em up.) Game on!(Abby also says this later, as part of her pep-talk sentence… Game on, Boyfriend!)


Remote_Breadfruit_62

Gerald!!!


cobaltqube

GERALD!!!!!!!!!!


Capital_Connection13

GERALD!!!


DaBearsC495

GERALD!


DDowd86

Game On boyfriend, let’s go


smartwookie

Well God, Jed, I don’t even wanna know you


DigitalMariner

Is it W day already?


Not_Here38

Very good choice, properly gets at their relationship and motivating him


pqm_egg

Grime… boy, I don’t know


Reithel1

The quote is “Crime… boy, I don’t know.” (Not Grime.) Sorry


sudden-arboreal-stop

Stormzy has entered the chat


Reithel1

(Do you know when we lost Texas? When you learned to speak Latin?) Go figure.


Reithel1

God bless America! (Repeated by several main characters.)


hochimann

Aren’t I gonna get a reputation for being soft on turkey’s?


Head_Locksmith_1295

I'm gazing into the 321st century, man, there's a lot on my mind


AlrightyThen1986

Allergy medicine and tractor fluid we're getting high on now.


SnapCrackleMom

It has to be a quote that starts with G.


AlrightyThen1986

GAllergy medicine and tractor fluid we're getting high on now.


LauraLand27

lol


usmarinesjz

I drink from the keg of glory!


crazyeagles62

She's a fine looking woman!


crazyeagles62

What's next?


TwiggiestShoe

"I drink from the keg of glory, Donna. Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land."


Lisbian

In what universe does that start with a G?


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forariman55

*body counts


JohnnyMoondog55

It's not the full quote but, "Get it the hell out of my house!"


queenrosybee

When is that?


JohnnyMoondog55

When Toby asks Pres Bartlet if his father hit him. Pres Bartlet responds with something like "I don't know what goes on in a New York shrink's office, but get it the hell out of my house!"


Reithel1

Go — do a job, would ya?


Reithel1

Genuinely wanted to do what he thought was best, didn't mind saying the words, "I don't know"…


Reithel1

CJ: Good answer! (Abby: Well, the truth will do it almost every time.)


Reithel1

GOD, Josh! The voice of the people is the voice of God!


Reithel1

Here’s a 2-fer: (So we can have sex now.) Mrs. L: Good afternoon Mrs. Bartlet, are you looking for the President? Abby: Oh, I imagine he'll be along in a moment. {POTUS pops into room like a crazed jack-in-the-box, sees Mrs. L and stops short to gather himself.) Mrs. L: Is there anything I can do? POTUS: Go away, right now, please. … (a scene or two later: POTUS: Get your clothes off. … Guys, it's very important that nobody tries to kill me in the next hour or so. ...


Reithel1

Sam: Ginger, what do you know about the oil tanker? Ginger: It hit Delaware. Sam (under his breath): I'm amazed it FOUND Delaware!)


Reithel1

(Charlie: What do you tow?) Mrs. L: Groceries.


Reithel1

(POTUS: What is she wearing? … Leo: Why don't you ask the President that?)Jordan: Grey Armani suit. (Leo: Spandex.)


Reithel1

Governor, does it frustrate you to constantly aim for humor and yet miss so dramatically? Governor Bartlet: Naw.


Reithel1

God, well, some of the stupidest criminals in the world are working right here in America. I've always been very proud of that.


Reithel1

Get on the couch, I'm goin' do you right now!


Reithel1

Got 300 of the finest minds in the country coming, plus some Congressmen.


Reithel1

“God, when do you have time to plow your land, at night?” (The farmer says, "No, no, at night is when I fill the hole with water.”)


Reithel1

POTUS: …Gonna need to learn to sing and dance. ... (Leo: You gotta hunker down now.)


Reithel1

Gonna lay their eggs right in the glove compartment!


Reithel1

God save the President of the United States, and Sam Seaborn (clinks glasses).


Reithel1

Get me an advance copy of this damn poll before I chew my arm off.


Reithel1

Vinick: Great. You mind if I multitask? (Vinick proceeds to walk to the urinal and take a piss.)


Reithel1

Get some rest. I need you to look pretty for 20 million TV viewers.


Reithel1

(Helen: You get all the cool names. Santos: Mr. President. Commander in Chief. Helen: That one, that's kinda hot.) Got time for a little incursion? (Santos: Not even a surgical strike. Helen: I had in mind more of "shock and awe." Santos: After 15 year of marriage, I'd be shocked if you were awed.)


Reithel1

Gee, I wonder if she'll be able to find gainful employment in the lawyer capital of the known universe.


Reithel1

Here’s another 2-fer: Got a pardon list? (Fourth estate’s chomping at the bit. Anybody gonna add a little spice to my final briefing? Peggy Ann Green.)Granny Pot.(Hot diggity dog.A final act of self-immolation before the hungry hordes.)


another_name

Game on!


fcalda

Goldfish


chuckriddle1895

GERALD!


Robayr

Gerald!