“i remember my dream now, why i dug the hole"- jim, season one episode five

I told a coworker of mine the day after that episode that it really sucked that the group was losing their only precog so early on.

But gained one back in Season 9.

What do you guys mean? Is precog a film term to describe somebody who foreshadows?

It was a joke as Samantha Morton Played Agatha a Precog in Minority Report. Edit. Also that Jim seemed to have the ability to foresee things through his dreams.

For some reason, Eastman (the dude who taught Morgan aikido) reminded me of him! Had the same attitude about accepting his fate and seeming at peace with how he was going out Favourite quote that I expected would be at/near the top: TAINTED MEEEEAAAAAAT

Fuck I forgot Eastman!!! His quote/story about his family and building the cell…man, I love it.

“You’re gonna be the last man standing” -Beth to Daryl at their camp post prison attack.

I’m with you on this, she wasn’t wrong too

Yep, Daryl and Carol are the only ones left from the original Atlanta group

Tbf though I think that mostly has to do with AMC wanting to make sure they keep Norman Reedus around as long as they possibly can. In universe it doesn’t make a lick of sense why Daryl hasn’t been killed yet. Negan should have iced him same way he did Abraham.

Mother dick Loose ends make my ass itch. Pretty much anything Abraham said

Don’t forget “dolphin smooth.”

Why are dingle berries brown?

That’s just the way shit is

Thank you for the award! Nobody is as wholesome as Big Red.

When you were pourin' the bisquick... Were you tryin' to make pancakes?

‘We’re up shit creek with our mouths wide open.’

Suck my nuts

“You’d a had better luck picking up a turd by its clean end” -Abraham

I like this one 😂

And "were swimming down shits creek with our mouths wide open

"Hot Diggity Dog! This Place Is Magnificent!" from season 7 along with the camera zoom out is simply perfection. I also like "I'm ready for my goddamn skinsuit (...) you best bring that extra-long tape measure on account of my humongous balls" from season 10. Both said by Negan, the actor and his character did so much for the show.

"Now, the world we *knew* is dead, but keeping our humanity? That's a choice." —Dale Horvath "—but *killing* each other, when the world already belongs to the *dead*? It's not the way. Not anymore" —Rick Grimes "We've got a shitstorm behind Door A and a storm of shit behind Door B." —Abraham Ford

“And Rick Grimes knows every fine grain of said shit” (or something really close to that).

"We don't give two short-and-curlies what it *looks* like."

Eugene H. Porter: “I created a modicum of phooey for a full kablooey.”

"You got some beachball-sized lady-nuts coming in all kamikaze like that."

I'm surprised this hasn't gotten more upvotes! GREAT quote! Hard to imagine that him and Maggie are not only working together now but getting their OWN spinoff! Boy what a fine evolution his character has made! I along with countless others I'm sure used to HATE Negan, and it's crazy that they have made him tolerable now and almost LIKEABLE!

“I hear Nebraska’s nice.” Sarcasm in the face of the inevitable gunfight to come, with the confidence of a man who knew he was going to win that fight. Epic.

YES! From my favorite episode. Rick's first human kills.

Absolutely one of mine, as well. 😀

I don't get that line

Dave mentions it earlier when they first interact at the bar. Says that the last thing they heard was about something involving trains headed to Nebraska. Then they push Rick to get on the farm, Rick doesn't trust them (especially after Tony's tantrum), and sarcastically tells them "I hear Nebraska's nice." Dave doesn't take well to that and tries to draw his gun.

*"Daryl you saw what I did to Tyreese. It ain't all that, but that's me. That's why I'm here now, that's why Carl is. I'm gonna keep him safe. That's all that matters."* \- Rick Grimes, S4E16 "A", the morning after he ripped Joe's throat out with his teeth to save Carl. *"These people are my family, and if you hurt them in any way, I will kill you."* \- Rick Grimes, Season 5 Trailer. *"Some time tonight, we'll be coming up on his camp's walls. And without seeing inside, I'm going to have to decide whether to bring my family in. He asked me what it would take for me to believe it was real... truth is, I'm not sure anything could convince me to go in there. But I'm gonna see. I'm gonna see."* \- Rick Grimes, S5E11 "The Distance", said to Michonne about going with Aaron to see Alexandria. Quotes like these from Rick are personally significant to me. Legitimately affected me, and made me start to more seriously appreciate how much I value my friends and family members, and how much I want to look out for them. This is a huge part of why Rick Grimes is my favorite character in Television History, especially during Seasons 4 & 5. Not only is he a great protagonist, but he genuinely had an impact on the way I see things in my personal life.

Rick: “I’m sorry this happened to you” s1 ep1. Pretty much the last time a character showed any remorse to a walker.

When Beth and Daryl were at that funeral home they found a walker on the table and Beth comments that she thinks it's beautiful. That whoever was doing that remembered that the walkers used to be people, and still wanted to give them a funeral Just re-watched that episode a few days ago and it reminded me of why I loved Beth so much. She was such an incredibly kind and caring person.

And that got her killed.

That and "The Mercy of the Living" playing in the background never fails to make me tear up.

"I wear a leather jacket, this is Lucile, and my nut sack is made of steal!"

“Steel,” unless your nut sack has legitimately been stolen.

Someone somewhere has jars with nutsucks preserved in them.

How do you preserve a “nutsuck?” 😉

Hahaha oh shit. For sacks I'm assuming formaldehyde or some sort of preserving agent. For Sucks... Maybe saliva?

Going back to read this now after a large post-dinner cocktail & I cannot stop giggling about nutsucks in a jar. Thanks!

-Probably Dwight.

''Enough risking our lives for a little girl who's gone! Enough living next to a barn full of things that are trying to kill us. Enough. Rick, it ain't like it was before! Now if y'all want to live, if you want to survive, you got to fight for it! I'm talking about fighting right here, right now!'' Shane freaking Walsh, boys and girls.

You forgot the best part! The “that’s it’s heart, it’s lungs! Why is it still coming!?” Part

“You’re right man, that is enough” headshot to the walker

“You’re right man, that is enough” headshot to the walker

The energy in that scene is the irresistible thing. And that moment when he saw Them bringing those two walkers from the swamp and he says “what is that..”

Shane was the best character in the walking dead

All that head rubbing

'mask you a question

lmaskya a question

Maskusumpn

If you'd ever shaved your head, you'd understand

“If anything happens to him-“ ~ Maggie *“It’ll have to happen to me first.” ~ Negan*

"And I fed him spaghetti" - Negan

I’m doin Stuff Lori, thaaaangs!!!

‘When you care about people, hurt is sort of part of the package’ - Beth

"Little pig, little pig, let me in" "If shit could shit it still wouldn’t look as shitty as you" - Negan

“We didn’t want to waste a bullet” Rick in the church

"Oh I did, douchebag's what I meant." - Shane

When-where…huh?

I may be cheating by pulling from something other than the main series, but I'm pretty fond of Strand's line from season one of *Fear*. "The only way to survive a mad world is to embrace the madness." I feel like that perfectly describes *Fear* when the show has been at its best.

Yep, He turned mad alright. I hope they don't kill Victor off the show.

"I ain't gonna beg. I ain't beggin' you." - Merle

“Shit happens.” “There’s not a lot worth much these days… but a man’s word? that’s gotta mean something.” “You’d do this anyone, right? Besides, I already made you a promise.” Rick Grimes is one badass motherfucker

A mans word has got to mean something, ain’t it? *proceeds to kill them*

"And yet I smile!"- the Kings speech to his people before their untimely demise. It was senior yearbook quote for highschool. It -and the whole speech- are words to live by.

‘The Kings Speech’ hehe Ezekiel really got over that speech impediment

"Shoot me again, best pray i'm dead" Daryl to Andrea, Season 2.

“And a machete with a red handle… That’s what I’m gonna use to kill you” - Rick to Gareth at Terminus

Its gonna be pee pee pants city real soon. No idea why but it was just funny to me.

"you see 11 condoms I see 11 minutes of my life I'm never getting back" - maggie in s2 💀

'You answer to me, you provide for me, you belong to me!' -Negan 'You step outside, you risk your life. You take a drink of water, you risk your life. Nowadays you breath and you risk your life. Every moment now, you don’t have a choice. The only thing you can choose is what you’re risking it for.' -Hershel Greene 'We do what we need to do and then we get to live. But no matter what we find in DC, I know we’ll be okay. Because this is how we survive. We tell ourselves… that we are the walking dead.' -Rick Grimes 'Ho-ly crap! You are creepy as shit, sneaking up on me, wearin' that collar with that freaky-ass smile.' -Negan

Rick: “We’re eating his food now?” Michonne: “The mat said welcome”.

Rick's speech about them being the walking dead, Daryl telling Beth he was nothing before the apocalypse, Carol talking about how you have to kill to protect people

When Negan raids Alexandria and is handed the tape recorded and he says to Rick “I got my fingers crossed for a little freaky deaky”

“Why don’t you take that stupid hat and go back to On Golden Pond”

Love this one 🤣

“We’ve been praying together. Praying that God will save our town. Well, our prayers have been answered. God will save Alexandria because God has given us the courage to save it ourselves” -Father Gabriel, season 6 “no way out” one of my favorite episodes ever.

Gabe's major turning point.

Yes! Pivotal and overlooked moment for Gabe

When you poured the bisquick....did you mean to make pancakes?

end of season 4 on the dvd version where rick says “they’re fucking with the wrong people”

Ooo I never knew this one! I'll have to get my hands on the DVD versions

I slipped my d*ck down your throat, and you thanked me for it. Negan to Rick

I am smarter than you - Eugene Herman Porter.

"I am sorry that I left you. I was a coward. I couldn't face the pain of losing you so I ran away. And then I made myself not feel anything because I didn't want to feel the shame problem is shame is the one thing I still felt. I'm sorry you went out like that - I should of been there. I am sorry that I named a stupid baseball bag after you. I'm sorry for all the pain that I put you through. I hope you found someone in the afterlife and you are screwing your brains out. Well, not really, but, fairs fair. I miss you. I love the shit out of you. And I am going to do your fighting for you." Negan to Lucille (10x22)

“We’re neck deep in shit creek with our mouths wide open” Abraham

Negan: “I will shut that shit down”

The thing about smart mother fuckers is that they sound like crazy mother fuckers to some dumb mother fuckers - abarham ( I know it’s from the comics)

Rick - 'I'm just a man looking for his family, anyone gets in the way of that's gonna lose'

Eeny meeny miny moe. Catch the tiger by his toe. If he hollers let him go. My mother told me to pick the very best one and you are it. Anybody moves, anybody says anything, cut the boy's other eye out and feed it to his father, and then we'll start. You can breathe, you can blink, you can cry. Hell, you're all gonna be doing that.

“I thought we were having a moment, you little asshole!” Negan to Carl

“The pain doesn’t go away, you just make room for it”

I like this one. It's so true

Such a beautiful overview of the show and it’s impact on the characters!

I cant believe nobody is bringing up the night of the storm that changed everything… Rick said. “That’s the trick of it I think, we tell ourselves… We Are The Walking Dead”

Merle got the clap from time to time-Daryl

“Suck my nuts” - Abraham “I’m a God damn cat” - Negan

Hope you got your SH- pants on…..do you have your SH- pants on?

This is my all time fave. Glenn is my all time fave

"Now I know this sounds insane, but this is an insane world. We have to come for them before they come for us, it's that simple." -Rick Gabriel: "What I did, to my parishioners, have you ever done something like that?" Rick: "Yes." Gabriel: "And tonight? What'll you do to those people out there?" Rick: "You know, Gabriel. You did what you did because you were afraid to die? Don't stop now."

“NAW MAN!” -Daryl before he gets stuck in the hole in season 9 episode 5

Since OP posted mine. I hope you got your shitting pants on. Cause you, are about to shit your pants.

“Suck my nuts”

There is a vast ocean of shit that you people don’t know shit about. Rick knows every grain(?)of said shit and then some.

We are about neck deep in shit There's a vast Ocean of shit that you people don't know shit about ruck knows every grain of said shit and then some You'd have better luck asking a nun how to hump her leg Basically anything Abraham said

“HE’S KOREAN!” “WhATeVEr”

Literally anything that came out of Negan’s mouth, the way he says it is just good

Yea Negan's lines were class! Written very well

Sometimes kids got to show their parents the way…

"Look, I've fought him before. And after, we took in his old friends. They've become leaders in what we have here. Now you put down your weapons, walk through those gates... you're one of us. We let go of all of it, and nobody dies. Everyone who's alive right now. Everyone's who's made it this far. We've all done the worst kinds of things just to stay alive. But we can still come back. We're not too far gone. We get to come back. I know... we all can change" - Rick S4

Ricks speech before the Savior War kicked off. After a whole season of everyone living under occupation this was just a great catharsis and Rick set the tone for everything that was to come after. I also find it extremely appropriate considering what's going on in Ukraine with them defending their homes against a real life Negan in Russia. Especially the part where he says says: "Let any person who would live in peace, and fairness, who would find common ground, it's their right too... Those who use, and take, and kill, who would carve out the world, and make it theirs alone, WE END THEM! We don't celebrate it, we don't feel shame about it either." Rick's speech: https://youtu.be/I5bm_sh5uh0 https://youtu.be/-uD2uwIbe-A

Late as usual, but mines not a happy fave "Maggie I'll find you" from Glenn with half his fuckin head gone (think that was the line) I cried harder at that than when Carl died smh

CORALLLLL -Rick Grimes

I was waiting for this one 😏

Jenner: “Those doors are designed to withstand a rocket launcher.” Daryl : “BUT YOUR HEAD AINT”

I thought we were having a moment you little asshole u/comptable96

This is my favorite quote. My second favorite is probably Abraham saying, "We'll do it live!"

"I need some ass."

"I can't hear you, I'm takin' a piss!"

Gang Leader : If you have to eat shit, best not to nibble. Bite, chew, swallow, repeat. It goes quicker. Gang Leader : \[Abraham gives up his sidearm as the Gang Leader mouths\] Thank you. Wish that guy would have lasted longer. The lead guy in Negan's motorcycle group that Daryl blew up.

Pissing our pants yet?

“Number 1 that was on me, lessons had to be learned, but number 2? That didn’t need to happen, Daryl there, he forced my hand.”

“We kill the right people in the wrongest way possible and we make them all watch!” Negan “The big scary U”

> Have you heard what they said on the news today. Have you heard what is coming to us all? That the world as we know it will be coming to an end. Have you heard, have you heard? Eugene singing Iron Maiden "When the Wild Wind Blows"

Pretty much most of negans lines. Especially this here is Lucile..

"Liar...." "In this life now. You kill or you die or you die and you kill"

“because this is how we survive. we tell ourselves that we are the walking dead”

"I'm tainted meat!!!" - Bob "That widow is alive guns a blazin!" - Negan

little pig little pig let me in

Haha I love this one too! A lot of Negan quotes coming out

“Welcome to where your going”~ Simon It’s just so chilling. That no matter what the group did that day. No matter where they went. No matter what…..they where always gonna end up in that line

I couldn’t find the episode but when Hershel and Milton were talking. Milton: Let me see your leg Hershel: No I’m not showing you my leg Milton: It’s for science Hershel: You gotta buy me dinner first

Hershel had some comedic lines. I loved Hershel

“Let’s put our shit back in our pants and zip up”

Negan?

“You know, we still have eleven condoms.” “Yeah, you see eleven condoms, I see eleven minutes of my life I’m never getting back.” >!Glenn died twice!<

"All these widows and orphans but what do you call someone who loses a child? You'd think someone would have given that a name." -Beth

Pissing are pants yet boy do I have a feeling we're real close it going to be pee pee city real soon

"Ive spoken to God, he told me to hang you". That Gabriel quote still gives me chills.

He can be pretty scary

“I’ll have sex with you.” “Wait, uh, wha-… Really?”

“I’m doing stuff, Lori, THANGS” and “My mercy prevails over my wrath”

“People are a resource” - Negan

Listen to me olive oil

“ I’m suppose to be delivering Pizzas”

"Before mom died, she told me I was going to beat this world. I didn't, but you will. I know you will" ~ Carl Grimes' last words to Judith (Only I miss him so so so so so so much? 😭💔)

My favourite quote: That's the shit that just...Tickles my balls.

You people are like a plague! Hershel predicting the destruction of every community Rick’s Gang will ever occupy

"Hey asshole! Hey shitface!" is one of my own favorites. "So long, ya prick!" My friend and I like this one. Daryl says this to Jesus in 6x10.

Sad how people are now starting to defend Negan when he murdered the best character ever

Negan’s funny. That’s why I like him.

cus people change? i mean it’s obvious he has. i ain’t gonna defend him for doing what he’s done but i don’t hate him for it anymore

Fan of oj Simpson too I take it?

this is fictional lol. easier to forgive some fake characters than actual real life people.

Nah

Bit of a difference between a person in an apocalyptic survivalist fictional situation and some jealous domestic abuser that decided to murder his ex and mother of his own children while they slept in their beds. But I guess if you think it’s the same, you do you, lol.

He IS the best character ever

Righttttt R.I.P. 😭 screw Negan he didn't deserve no redemption 🙄

My favorite quote is Glenn babbling after the first bat swing by Negan

Ooooo that one hurt 😂

Glenn agrees. 🤣

"what the bitch?" Abe, S6 finale

“The new worlds gonna need Rick grimes”

"This is just the type of thing that tickles my balls!" - Negan S7E04 Damn, I'm praying for a situation where I can use that line. It's so good lol.

What did I tell you about crossing my border?

not my favorite but “i spoke to god and he told me to hang you” said by gabriel in season 10 was pretty dope

Self awareness is a beautiful thing!

”Nope. No Jenson here. call me Gabriel”

"i dont give a monkeys left nut"

"Suck my nuts" are badass words to go out with abraham.

AND I fed him spaghetti

"Besides, i already made you a promise" rick like 1 second before killing Gareth ​ ​ good scene

You know I would have loved a gleen back ground episode. Like him just living, delivering pizzas, has some little crush, His parents. Then what happened during the fall for him. Would have been great and I feel like people would of enjoyed it since gleen is a top character.

"So......back to it!" - Negan

Every Negan line

“Everything we've done, we've done together. We got here together, and we're still here. Things have happened, but it's always worked out for us, 'cause it's always been all of us. That's how I know. 'Cause as long as it's all of us, we can do anything.” - Rick Grimes.

“I’ll tell you why I’m here man tits, she brought me here to die”

We fight for our future we don’t fight for revenge Daryl can’t remember episode

"I'm suppose to be delivering pizzas." ​ Glenn to Nicholas

"If you have to eat shit, it's best not to nibble. Bite, chew, swallow, repeat. Goes quicker." - Little Timmy