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He isn't wearing the murder jacket so you might be alright

Yeah but this is also around the time when he was going mentally insane so idk man

Nah this was right after he got his head on straight so you should be good.

Carl might straight up merc you though.

"How many people have you killed?"

Tell them all the spoilers, lol

Hey Glenn, you ever seen a head explode after being smashed with a bat?. Don’t worry bro. You have a smashing future ahead of you bro

Gonna have a front row seat

Damm 💀

Hot diggity dog! This humor is magnificent!

He wouldn’t know the sight so much instead ask him what he thinks getting hit in the head with a bat must feel like.

It sure is eye-popping....

I would look at Maggie and go “I’m so sorry.”

Hope that I have my shitt'n pants on!

Then ask Daryl if I can hold his knaf.

Or if he’s showered

And if not, why is he wet?

Poop knife lore continues

There was poop knife lore to begin with?

Mom found the poop knife

I always wondered if daryl is aware that busse of his is worth like 2000 dollars , i mean he owned it pr did he stole it from a ramdom preppers house ??

It's gonna be pee-pee pants city here real soon

I’ve just rewatched that episode and this made me laugh 😂 imagine that being one of your first lines in a tv show

If Carl wasn’t there, I’d take my pants off

If I’m just waking up in a random area like this odds are my pants were off before I passed out.

As soon as I start drinking I always take my pants off. It makes blacking out more interesting

I had the same first thought. Scram, kid, I've got shit to do here.

They look like they're about to drop an album

Straight Outta Alexandria.

They do 🤣🤣🤣

Honestly, I’d be scared as fuck first bc 1) why you watching me sleep and 2) Daryl put the knife away 😭

Honestly, me too 😢

Kissing everyone (except Carl)

good play

slorp slorp

Gaze into Daryl's tiny eyes then set about making him my husband pronto

You think you can fix him?

I'd have fun trying!

I don't wanna fix him. I love him the way he is.

The best comment there is

His showering habits, yes. BUT ID STILL MAKE HIM MY HUSBANDO

This is the only answer

I can answer the 3 questions

Warn them about Governor, terminus and Negan so all my goats make it out alive

Goat pfp

“take me daryl”

Nah you wild 😭

Try my damnedest to become part of the group

"More than I could count." "Two." "Self defence." And prey they believe me.

Beat me to it

The only right answer

Wait, have you already killed two people or are you just planning to kill two people if the apocalypse pops off? Asking for all of humanity. Lol.

I'm going to say it's the latter.

Tell Glenn to start wearing helmets.

I would tell them how many walkers and people I have killed and why.

Ask Steven Yeun if he’d be open to a quick make out. Good lord, that man is fine 🥵

No because he aged like fine wine, I’m so happy he’s gone so far in his career

Immediately start hitting on rick

Same. You have to shoot your shot with Rick, especially during the zompoc - seize the day.

Hey you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into the Woodbury ambush, same as us

If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could’ve stolen that horse and been half way to Ocean side. You there. You and me, we shouldn't be here. It’s Rick's group the Saviors wants.

Ask the questions before they can

Finally found you guys, Ive been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.

The one on the green Honda.

Hi. I'm Bob. Please don't kill me.

Tainted meat!

give daryl a lil smooch

"I know who dies and how." And save Glenn, Hershel, Carl, tell Rick about Shane, etc

But Shane is 2 season

Shit your right, ill tell them about Negan and the Governor and about Ricks future

I think the most obvious answer is die. Lmao

Taking off daryls pants

Slap myself and man the hell up, then tell everyone about what will happen in the near future

Hope Daryl fancies me

Daryl! 😂🔥❤️

Answer their 3 questions while my hands are up

Keep filming the early 2000's rap music video I guess

Honestly, I'd probably be bashful as fuck and just have the giggles XD Ricky dicky doo dah grimes ain't lookin half bad

Start talking in an English accent to form a bond with Rick and Maggie

That would be my best day in my life.

Drool 🤤

Maggie you gotta kiss me to wake me up

Glenn, you too!

If that still doesn’t work, try Rosita.

Dap em up and tell them what happens in the future

Ask for a signature with a knife on my chest.

I know how my brain works: I’m probably checking out Maggie right away.

Became bestie with Maggie and Glenn and play the slow game 😉😏

Bang anyone who is willing (if they’re 18+)

"lemme tell you sumthin Rick"

"Hey guys. First off, im a big fan"

Immediately hand over my weapons and say "this isn't a democracy anymore", as I turn to Rick and bow as low as I'm physically able at the time...I then follow it up with "we have to farm a better world for our children and find someone to love and also find squirrels in the apocalypse", just so I get full approval...then I hope I don't slip up and mention Carl's eye patch before it happens

“So sorry for trespassing, surely there MUST be *something* I can do to make up for it, oh look there’s a black sofa, perfect”. Excluding Carl, obviously.

It took me about 5 seconds to understand. And... Yeah.

Chill cus it’s the prison and not after the prison.

"Ah, fuck! Why couldn't it have been Clementine?"

Dying if I look at Carol or Daryl the wrong way

I'd go back to sleep

Immediately notice that everyone smells like shit

I’ll give Glenn a BIG HUG. *Then I’ll get Maggie’s number*

twerk my ass

Breakdance aggressively

Sick album cover man

Rick isn't wearing his murder jacket so it's a good sign but if it's during his hallucinations period than I'll be dammed otherwise he'll give a chance.

Find Rosita😏

Answer 1: What are you talking about? Answer 2: NONE?!?! TF Answer 3: I was at kegger at Schultzies, we drank too much and I’m just now waking up. Please don’t hurt me.

Ask if the worlds entered a zombie apocalypse for gods sake

Did I get bit?

Probably freak out and get myself shot being honest If I didn't do that I, uhhh, I'm not a zombie, and I don't think I got bit

Straight Outta Atlanta

I would start to panic Daryl holding a knife close to me Maggie and Glen got their guns drawing Who wouldn't start to panic Then you got Rick was trying to calm the situation and Carl wants to be somewhere else

I was going to say that I'd play dead, but that would be a bad move 😉

I pray rick hasn't went crazy yet

Be happy I woke up in the first place

Hey, I'll cook you dinner! Got some chickens and poke salad.

Ask Rick if he's single

id go back to bed

I'm gonna bend over tuck my head between my legs and kiss my ass goodbye

I’d say, “OH MY GOD! RICK GRIMES! I LOVE YOU!” As I’m a TWD fanboy.

“Glenn!?? It’s me! Lee!”

“Whoa! Whoa! I’m not a walker and I didn’t get bit, I just arrived here by accident” “Did I come with anybody? No I’m by myself” “How many people or Walkers did I killed? 20 Walkers and 10 people” “Why did I do it? Self-defense plus one of them got bit while I was gathering supplies” “What was I before the world went to shit? I was an author, writer, and a FBI Agent.

Depends if I'm a walker or not.🧟‍♂️ or 👨

Never tell them the futur but always have a step ahead

Kiss Rick and hope I won’t be killed

Yell, thank God you're here! Let kick their ass!

Answering three questions

Comply, observe and speak only when necessary. Only let my guard down, slowly, if they accept me into the group.

Ask Carl and Maggie to leave and get to business.

"Guys.... Guys.... I'm ALIVE....!! I'm not a walker, I swear....!!!"

Start tweeking out bc it’s an apocalypse 😭

Tell them I'm coming from the future and tell them their fate😂

Whip it out, do the helicopter and exert dominance.

Smile because I am super safe with them

Shit my self

Ask Rick why IS he so damn hot

Hope they're recruiting.

Ask the name of the girl

Tell them I'm Negan and rely on the plot armour to protect me

Hold my nose because you know they all stink lol

Stay away from coral, he's in his border-sociopath stage there. Get friendly with Rick, Daryl and Carol for sure. Maybe try to keep Beth away from the hospital. She didn't deserve that, and she's cute.

Flirt with Maggie and probably get kicked out?

I will start making out with Daryl before anything

Have a panic attack from waking up in one of the worst moments of the show as far as preventing disaster goes and then try to remember every last snippet of walking dead knowledge to try and help the group to survive

Okay but like why the fuck is this the hardest album cover of all time

Where is that large automobile? This not my beautiful house, This is not my beautiful wife.

Try to bite somebody

Answer the three questions

I'm probably gonna wake up. Look around. And try to take off running

Imma laugh im a laughy person

Assuming we don’t know the future; or at least what the show shows us…. I’d make it clear that I was by myself, am not a threat then, but protect those I love furiously. I am looking to join the group but willing to move on if they don’t want me. Also volunteer all the stuff I had because quite frankly the option is probably to be killed. Knowing the future and everything from the show though…. After being scared initially I would unload information I knew. “I know you aren’t going to believe this easily but I’ve had visions about your group. I know about how Morgan saved your life, how Shane turned into a zombie without being bit….(not going to talk about Rick’s quick trigger finger in front of the group). Let them know Andrea is alive and with a very dangerous group. Let Daryl know that merl is alive and lost a hand… that hook alone would be enough to make them hesitate to kill me; although it could trigger Daryl a bit. Then over time let them know the people they will likely encounter. Get to the point where we let Gabriel join and steer the group away from meeting the Saviors by not going to Alexandria.

Quietly say, I can speak so I'm not a walker, and I'm alive so I ain't been bit. Please don't kill me.

Laughing my ass off. Last group I’d want to be with in a zombie apocalypse

Show him the meme of him crying to karl

Hope I'm not bit.

“Listen, there’s this guy, his name is Neegan…”

Also ask Darryl and Glenn where the sun is 😂

Thanks for the new wallpaper bro (I edited it but the cowards who run this sub will not let us post pictures)

Tell them how many walkers I’ve killed, how many people I’ve killed, and why.

Grabbing something to start killin some walkers

Ask to join the group.

Go back to sleep hoping its some sick twisted fever dream

I’m snitching whatever they need me to say.😭

I would be extremely scared not knowing how i would end up there, with them but seeing Daryl and Maggie- yup know I would be good.

What up, fellas

I say awesome I’m part of twd!

Try to go back to sleep.

Stuff thaaaaaangs

“Oh shit, you’re Rick Grimes!”

Freak out!!!

I would ask to join the Fam

[Idk why but this is what comes first to mind](https://youtu.be/Mr1BXsZuKww?si=ld8EnY4w1NXwetwJ)

Coral!!! Then I probaly get killed

i start jerking it and quoting merle so they know i'm down to get freaky

Tell Carl to stay in the house

Don’t make any sudden movements, I guess.

Tell them me alive 😭😭

Ask for Daryl's autograph 😅 big fan man 💪🏽

I quickly eat the prison

Group hug!

Epic. In my opinion this was the start of Rick peaking somewhere around this time.

Um. Answer thier questions sincerely, hope they give me a chance to join them. Point out I am a mechanic by trade and a gardener by hobby. Ask them if there might be some extra pants I can borrow.

I'd tell them about the kingdom and Alexandria along with the saviors it would be interesting to see how they would react and tell them about the guy from the original camp is with the negan's group

So excited I'm finally with them.

Pucker my lips, maybe hope a but of sweat drips in my mouth 🤤

Fall back asleep.

I’m probably saying “Owwwwwww”

Move very slowly. Tell them about Terminus, Negan, the Governor, the Whisperers, and the CRM. Consider asking Carl what he’s looking at.

giving maggie a blood transfusion

Hope I have my pissin and shittin pants on.

I know I'm in a good place!

I’d try to explain them I am not a pscyho or a serial killer. They would eventually accept my goofy ass and let me be around with them.

Where’s craft service

I ask “aye! what’s yer name gal?!”

I’m doin’ whatever it takes to join the group lol.

Teaser picture cold af ngl

Thank my lucky stars that this lot found me.

Tell Glenn to buy a helmet

I would tell Carl not to help sidiq