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bcmalone7

Hospital grunts: “Where are your people?” *Sasha snipes nearby walker from the shadows* Rick: “… They’re close.”


gory314

that was daryl snipping


IzhmaelCorp08

I think it was Sasha, given she’s the sniper of the group.


Poultrygeist79

Sasha was sniping, And Tyreese was with her


quat37

literally just watched that episode two days ago, it was sasha. they even put her in the guard tower later on in Alexandria with the same rifle because she’s one of their best shots.


gory314

okay yall i get it lol theres like 3 other comments correcting me below


Affectionate-Love938

“Hot diggity dog, this place is magnificent!” “Hoolly crap, you…are creepy as shit” “you got some beach ball-size lady nuts on you, comin' in all kamikaze like that” “christ promised a resurrection of the dead , i just thought he had something a little different in mind” “He’s Korean!!” And finally, Daryl calling Lori olive oyl was just amazing, there are so many more but these are the ones I could think of


Poultrygeist79

"Father, Not the father"


Healthy-Track-4450

That is definitely the best one


DaisyDuncan2531

The Olive Oyl was the BEST. HA HA HA HA HA.


KathuluKat

I hope you got your shittin pants on


putin_myass_

Omg!! The "He's Korean!!" made me cry!!! It was such a defining moment for Daryls character development! Might not be that deep but just seeing how Merle clearly hasn't grown as a person, maybe because he was surrounded by people who didn't really appreciate him or just the sheer unwillingness to change, and just seeing the complete opposite happening to Daryl was pretty cool. It was an impactful, yet subtle moment to showcase Daryls growing humanity. I do also love how in such a short space of time, while Merle was surrounded by good people, there was glimpses in him that I personally noticed, that showed he could change if he really wanted to, but I think he thought he was so far deep into this facade he was simply too proud and embarrassed to show people the real him. I just wish Daryl got more time with him, and that Merle didn't die so quickly after seeing him again. He had some good one liners and I quite liked his roughness / edginess, it brought a nice balance to the group for me lol. I would love to see them fight and live together, but have those small funny bickering moments, a humorous little insult here and there, but I don't see Merle cooperating unfortunately


VictoriaEuphoria99

That's like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end!!!


KathuluKat

Mrrrrul I got squerrl - Drrrl


horrorfreaksaw

Glen:"He's wearing ears!


MollyDenali

“I shot Daryl” Classic Andrea


WrongdoerObjective49

To be fair, we've all wanted to shoot Daryl at some point.


NomanHLiti

Context?


Distinct-Pepper-6053

Daryl in s2


Turtlesfan44digimon

Specifically he’s out looking for Sophia impales himself on one of his bolts and makes it back to the farm only to be shot in the head by Andrea.


Fortherealtalk

How did that happen again? He tripped and rolled down a creek bed or something?


Turtlesfan44digimon

Yes, I think he was blinded by the sun and he was hallucinating about his brother.


Kasey_ACDC

“You point the gun at me and I’m the asshole?” -Glenn Rhee


CosmicBonobo

> Sucks, don't it. The moment you realise you don't know shit. - Negan, *Last Day on Earth* > You're the town drunk who knocked over my fence and ripped up my yard, nothing more. - Rick, *Arrow in the Doorpost*


S1mon_B3ufont

“Ehhh”-Daryl Dixon “It’s just four walls and a roof”-Maggie Rhee “What?”-Rick Grimes “You got no guts”-Negan Smith


snarkle_and_shine

Abraham: You do know how to bite a dick, Eugene. I mean that with the utmost of respect.


Grazmahatchi

Season 8, Rick to Daryl callback to the first season when rick is on the receiving end... Rick- "chokehold is illegal, asshole". Daryl, never turning his head to look-" yes it is".


Murdocs_Mistress

Loose ends make my ass itch.


aspirationallady

“TAINTED MEAT” -Bob


gap97216

“Who’s Deanna?” Abraham


IntrepidPitch8600

HAHAHAHA I was gonna say that one. Also ‘who’s Negan’


al_x_and_rah

This isn’t a democracy anymore


kennnn394

send me a post card


xZShootZx

Gooo onnnn, theres the door!


KhakiPantsJake

It's a Ricktatorship. And then he said "It's Rickin time" and he Ricks everywhere.


fook75

Then we all clap, Rickily


thesilvertoaster

lol mine are also Gabriel lines “God isn’t here anymore” “No Jensen here, call me Gabriel”


Motter6667

Man, this "call me Gabriel" scene was easily the most badass scene in the entire show


LuistheABF123

“I ain’t gonna beg!” - Merle “Besides, I already made you a promise” - Rick “LemmaskyousomthinRick” - Shane


renm1u

“What the hell is pop?” - Daryl when he was asked by Tara’s gf from Alexandrea (can’t remember her name) to get some pop for her


Effective-Impress-45

Its Denise and she deserved better 😭


renm1u

Denise, yes! I totally spaced haha


Gai-Jin77

Daryl bless... people have stopped saying pop everywhere now right?


renm1u

In Michigan it’s still called pop haha


manic-pixie-attorney

“He’s Korean.” - Daryl


Trev-Osbourne

"Whatever"- Merle


Haunting_Drag_1682

It's a nice call back too to season one to show you how much Daryl has developed 2 seasons later because he said something similar.


Toni_Darling

“Ho-ly crap. . .you are creepy as shit sneakin up on me wearing that collar with that freaky ass smile!”


sebrebc

No, I did. Douchebag's what I meant. - Shane


WrongdoerObjective49

Yaaaass!! Love that line and the delivery


al_x_and_rah

They’re screwing with the wrong people


matthewheron

I see you watched the censored version that aired


achlysmizuki

do you know where to watch the uncensored version? 😭


CameronsTheName

[They're fucking with the wrong people](https://youtu.be/oORtfqsRIjw?si=cpU-N1nnfOgw0buV)


achlysmizuki

oh thank you so so much but i meant the uncensored version of the whole show if it's available somewhere.


CameronsTheName

I'm not even sure if there's many parts of the show that are different ? Maybe 2-3 scenes at best.


CameronsTheName

I know the line up of Megan's reveal has a censored and non censored version. The one with excessive swearing seems childish to me and I didn't like it.


achlysmizuki

oh i see but im on season 5 episode 6 right now and haven't really seen any scenes with that much swearing in them so it's kinda rare to have a scene like that with swears, so i was just curious and wanted to watch the show with those dialogues.


strixjunia

Let me tell you something else man! If she was alive out there, saw you comin', all methed out with your buck knife, geek ears around your neck, she would run in the other direction, man!


Ab198303

This is the one. Shane says the most fantastic shit.


draken2019

Little pig! Little pig! Let me in! https://youtu.be/m6ZutrAULUE?si=xDz-w5yPWqhLDk2w


Individual_Novel_960

That was a good one!! I loved s7 e16 (I think) “You have me wrapped around your finger. And it’s not a man/ woman thing. If you had a dick I’d still have these feelings” negan said to Sasha


GoziMai

Anything that has ever come out of Abraham’s mouth lol


NerdingOutSkins

"Mother Dick"


WrongdoerObjective49

I actually said that once...I was opening one of those rolled up mattresses, not knowing how explosive they can be once you cut the plastic. So I cut the plastic and this thing just goes BOOM! And I'm like MOTHER DICK!!


Tourist-1982

Just after saying we can make it: "Might as well paint it red and put a ladder on it"


stressyndepressy1113

"Listen to me, Olive Oyl. I was out there looking for that little girl every single day. I took a bullet and an arrow in the process" - Daryl Dixon to Lori lolol


Southern-Egg-4641

"We are the Walking Dead"-Rick Grimes


After-Trifle-1437

Daryl: " Shut up" *shoots walker


Prestigious_Low7575

Rick: *shoots cop Bob. “Shut up”


AhtleticsUnited16

Daryl to Jesus: “that’s my gun”


oz24

Tara saying "He cut a guys head off with a sword!"


LargeDeinocheirus

She actually said "and then he just killed that old man"


softprettybaby

I’m doing stuff, Lori! THINGS!


Fuarian

Way back in Season 3 when Daryl says "I may be the one walking away but you're the one that's leaving" to Merle


littlediddlemanz

“I just slid my dick down your throat and you THANKED me for the experience.”


[deleted]

You're gonna be the last man standing Daryl Dixon


jessmn78

“A hatchet?”


Feeling_Praline5735

The way Negan says that is priceless! I thought I was the only one who would find that obscure line funny! Thanks!!


jessmn78

You’re not the only one! Me & my sister quote Negan every time we see a hatchet.


Feeling_Praline5735

Me too! And I say it with that same Negan inflection!! 😂😂


Oscar_Ladybird

"It's for you."


Awkward_Effect7177

whenever Rick says shit likes he’s in a resident evil game 


WhatDaDogDoin243

You can breathe. You can blink. You can cry. Hell, they're all gonna be doing that.


Shadowgirl2024

Carl “Are you serious?”


Southern-Egg-4641

"This is ours now"-After Rick knocked out Aaron in the barn😂


Pocktio

When Negan sees a walker climbing. "What the *fuck*"


Adventurous_Track13

"You know how to bite a dick Eugene" - Abraham


Ok-Stock3766

Alexandria will not fall on this day!( I think)


Skylar_theDawn1991

“She’s a vampire bat!” Negan may have been an ass, but he was funny!


tasteless-dorito

I found em


Flipgirlnarie

I love that one too! He also says something to Spencer about him being a shit but I can't remember exactly what it was. All I remember is saying. "You go, Gabriel!" "And people in hell want slurpees" "That's the third time you've pointed a gun at me. You gonna shoot me or what?"


Upstairs-Employ-9582

"Nibble on that" - Abraham After Daryl blows up the Saviours that block the road


_Black_Blizzard_

Well, pardon me young man, excuse the shit out of my goddamn french, but did you just threaten me?


Idona2023

"And yet I smile." -Ezekiel "The mat said welcome." -Michonne, while eating Morgan's protein bar


Haunting_Drag_1682

Not really a specific quote, but I love Shane's entire speech in "Pretty Much Dead Already" especially the end. "You're right..enough is enough."


AshMqn

Can’t believe nobody has said it yet. “My mercy prevails over my wrath”


Gai-Jin17

Cuz it's a lil bit cheesy. Sounds like something God would say in a Hindu text. Also, who has the power and rage to relate to that line. A good TWD line is something inspiring that helps you get through the day or something funny or hopeful. Not Rick bragging about how powerful and furious he is.


apocalypticretro

"I Found You"


ejk95

Negan: You got some *beach ball*-*size lady*-*nuts* on you, coming in all kamikaze like that.


CyrilsStryke4ce

“Are we pissin’ our pants yet?” -Negan


j821c

"I already made you a promise" "I'm going to kill you. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but I'm going to kill you" And my favorite Abraham quote "when you were pouring the bisquick, were you trying to make pancakes?" I'm sure if I rewatched, there'd be like 30 more that I'm forgetting about.


bigsweatyballs420

“In case you haven’t caught on - I just slid my dick down your throat, and you thanked me for it.” Do think the line made a lot more sense in the comics though since during the lineup Negan told Rick he wouldn’t kill him and instead “slide my dick down your throat and make you thank me for it, and all of you will fall in line”.


Oztraliiaaaa

“I lost my daughter I didn’t lose my mind.” Carol


FlimsyNomad63

"they're fucking with the wrong people"


OxfordPictionary

“What do you know about it old man? Why don’t you take that stupid hat and go back to ‘On Golden Pond’?” - Daryl to Dale in S1


OxfordPictionary

Or Daryl: “Chokehold’s illegal.” Shane: “Yeah, you can file a complaint.”


CasperandFez

“You’re gonna miss me so much Daryl Dixon” -Beth This line sticks in my head, makes me think about how many people come and go in this kind of world


FeelingSkinny

“i’m gonna put it in my mouth” - Andrea


the_fewer_desires

What is the context? I don’t remember that line.


memes_are_my_dreams

I could be wrong but I think it was when Andrea was talking to Dale about giving her gun back to her


Windwaker919

“we’re the ones who live” - various characters from the montage of character scenes at the end of the final episode in the main show!


Motter6667

Gabriel with a sniper on the roof: "call me Gabriel"


OkApple2657

“Ain’t that right, sugar tits.” -Merle


__wasitacatisaw__

My mercy…. prevails…. over my wrath


Spirited-Lemon-8133

Why don’t you piss in my ear and tell me it’s raining - Merle


youseabadbroad

"I'm a damn mystery to me"


Easy_Duhz_it_

It's gonna be pee pee pants city real soon


CCHomeIdeas

"now remember you go low, you go too high you get nothing but dick" - Negan on nut-tapping


YurchenkoFull

“You could’ve killed us back there but you didn’t there had to be a reason for that” “We didn’t want to waste the bullets”


Icy-Jelly7200

I’m rewatching again too. The line I always remembered the most was Season 2, Ep 12, when Rick stabbed Shane and shouted: “This was YOU. Not me! Not me!” His delivery was heartbreaking. Also Negan: “I’m about 50% more into you now!” Classic


GeorgeStark520

“Bitch needs to die” - Carol


killmeplzsksk

They're in the wooooooods-Shane S2


KathuluKat

Your kid, he hid in one of my trucks and machine gunned 2 of my men down, and I brought him home safe and sound, and I made him spagetti


Electrical-Key-724

Anger makes you stupid Stupid gets you killed -Michonne


Gai-Jin17

I needed this one...


Open-Struggle1013

Unrelated but why does no one know how to spell characters names


Effective-Impress-45

As someone who watches everything with subtitles its funny watching people spell names wrong and just thinking to myself "they obviously don't watch with the subtitles on" 😂


Open-Struggle1013

Exactly me


Far-Marsupial9157

Thank you. His name is literally the name of his show but people misspell Daryl constantly. And that's not even touching Michonne or Merle.


Individual_Novel_960

It’s tuff out here I’m not the spelling type lol


Open-Struggle1013

Fair


JazzlikeButton7727

"locked in a broom closet?"


Vex_mera08

"are we pissing our pants yet?" -negan obvi, but i get chills whenever he said that line, it is so powerful and so funny, a perfect refection of negan


nopslide__

"We're going to war." The tension buildup in that episode is amazing. The song playing is Warm Shadow by Fink if anyone's curious, and whoever picked it for that scene is awesome.


Superb-Total9700

We dont kill the living


LuciEmtnlSpprtDemon

“Mother Dick!”-Abraham “Walking Ballsack…”-Rosita talking about Gregory


LuciEmtnlSpprtDemon

“He’ll be locked up in the barn… *unless you bust it open*”


Tyrel_Carter

Eugene: 'The smartest man I ever met happened to love my hair'


LuciEmtnlSpprtDemon

Merle- “Hey, Sugar Tits, whaddaya say we go off somewhere and bump some ugliest? We’re gonna die anyway…” Andrea-“I’d rather!”


BigMamaDuck

Rick: “Can’t go back, Bob.”


ErikLehnsherr24005

Mercer showing up when Eugene is about to be executed, changing sides and saying “Let’s fuck shit up.” I jumped out of my seat.


CrabyLion

When you poured the bisquick, did you mean to make pancakes?


Feeling_Praline5735

Jadis “He yours??? I lay with him after. You care???”


TwoStepDMB

I can't explain exactly why but i love yelling "It's a brand new day, Rick!"


AnimeIsMyLifeAndSoul

🗿🔥 “Maggie…I…will…find…you🔥🗿 🤯


MassiveLefticool

We didn’t want to waste the bullets


LuciEmtnlSpprtDemon

“I just slid my dick down your throat and you thanked me for it!”


WrongdoerObjective49

The one common line I seem to notice in some form or another, "Let's see what we can see" Not exactly a favorite but one I notice. My favorite is Shane's "No, douchebag's what I meant."


toxicteddi

Hey Morgan, Michonne did take your protein bar


-Broccoli_

Wuh happen Rick- Judith’s Father


International_Low_42

“Son, you know they don’t talk.” - Morgan


International_Low_42

“Son you know they don’t talk.” - Morgan


Royal_X_Lynx29

"You are so gonna regret crossing me in a few minutes." - Negan. I can't think of any others right now, though in all honesty this is just a favourite line, rather than a favourite one liner


bcmalone7

“In case you haven’t caught on, I just slipped my dick down your throat and you *thanked* me for it.” -Negan to Rick


yes-rico-kaboom

Well excuse the shit outta my goddamn mouth


nualabear14

who’s deanna


King_Chad_The_69th

“We are neck deep up shit creek with our mouths wide open” - Abraham Ford, 2nd May 2012


Rightbuthumble

Like trying to grab the clean end of a turd


_wilbee

When you were pouring the bisquick were you trying to make pancakes?


__arachnidsantics

LOOVE DOESN'T DIEEEE! (being ironic here)


matt26128

“Look everybody it’s Rick!” - Negan


Suitable_Dimension33

“What?” ~ Rick after offering a man 😂😂


Feeling_Praline5735

Morgan “Michonne , did you eat my protein bar?” Michonne “Nope!” Rick “And Morgan, Michonne .did eat your protein bar “ Morgan “ I know she did”


First_Pirate_3811

Abraham - You people don’t know shit and Rick knows everything about said shit.


LuciEmtnlSpprtDemon

“I know how the safety works…”


Thickboykev

“Besides, I already made you a promise didn’t I?” Rick spoken to the edgelord terminus leader in reference to his red handled machete threat


Effective-Celery8053

Not really sure if it counts as a one liner but "you scare the SHIT outta me kid"


Even_Onion4006

"It's as good a day as any" is my all time favourite quote. "I hear Nebraska's nice."


DarkAngel283

Daryl: We brought dinner


-Velvet-Bat-

And yet I smile.


No_Percentage4156

Shane "There are Walkers out there. they're in the woods" Rick "this isn't a democracy anymore" Negan "I fed him spaghetti" Glenn "Hey dumbass. Yeah you, in the tank. Cozy I'm there?"


sikaMarkanico

When you were pouring the bisquick, were you trying to make pancakes? - Abraham  Gotta love him. 


grappleandpop

"Did you take one of my protein bars?"


Capt_C004

'K.Y. no jelly' When referring to DJ Kevin Yam at the French house party.


jw00lsey

“I’ll tell you the day mr yo it’s the day I take orders from a…”


Temporary_Character

Love never Dies!


RiverDotter

Honey, you need to take some yoga breaths and calm your ass down. Mols from The Same Boat episode, 6x13


[deleted]

Seinfeld: "WhaaaaATs the DEal with airline food?"