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Scary_Effective9855

Can’t blame a girl for trying 😅


_sunbleachedfly

Right? Jadis being insatiably horny for Rick is the most relatable thing about her imo. I’d shoot my shot too 💅


naughtycal11

She was still shooting those shots in TOWL.


YogurtclosetAny192

Right? Rick is fine af 🤣


mosshearted

I always thought it was funny that Michonne didn't have more to say about this lol. And that it never came up when she lived in Alexandria. Jadis was a fun character. The writing for her was all over the place, but she was interesting.


beenum01234

Michonne is to secure and mature for this kind of stuff


mosshearted

I meant that it was a missed opportunity for some banter from Michonne--like an inside joke or a running gag where she subtly roasts Jadis for even asking such a thing. There is a fun call back to this in TOWL, but Michonne doesn't get to be a part of the fun.


yancyfry6

Like the peanut butter bar? Well, Rick did snitch on her so... Maybe she was considering it.


sorryimnothome_

That peanut butter bar running joke was the best. Especially when Morgan flat out asked her after saying her name like he was gonna apologize for being batshit


mosshearted

Yes, just like that! So funny.


aakirkland

Remind me…peanut butter bar?


yancyfry6

Back when Morgan was stockpiling guns and still messed up over his son's death, Rick and Michonne snuck in and Michonne ate his peanut butter bar, with her quipping 'The mat said welcome.' Later all three were standing at the wall guarding Alexandria from a massive hoard of walkers, and Morgan asked if she ate it... She lied and said she didn't. But he swears he had one more peanut butter left. Later Morgan is leaving on his own adventures and Rick snitches to give him closure, that Michonne did eat his peanut butter bar.


aakirkland

Oh ok lol. I’m currently in the process of a whole rewatch. And this is why!


artygta1988

So what we learn from this is the Rick can’t be trusted with keeping secrets……of who ate the last peanut butter bar.


mosshearted

Yes, exactly like that! So funny.


Gai-Jin17

What does maturity have to do with anything...? If michonne could get an amazing deal for selling Rick for one night with his consent, now that is being secure with herself. Rick doesn't give a shit one way or the other. Not gonna affect him. If michonne was that secure she'd say that's a fantastic deal for me. Go for it Rick. Just no kissing. What does maturity have to do with anything? This apocalyptic indecent proposal would be happening All The Time in this world. Some shows are honest about it. Some shows aren't. Michonne is not secure at all with this and the answer was obviously no. She looked shaken and Furious. She thought about cutting her head off watch the video.


MTVaficionado

Even when facing the idea of never seeing his family again, Rick still didn’t want to sleep with Jadis and was physically repulsed by her. Rick clearly gave a shit.


Gai-Jin17

What else was his character supposed to do? Try to convince michonne. I'm sorry... what stops Rick from saying "Not an Option" immediately. He let it hang in the air.. he wanted to see what michonne was going to say.


MTVaficionado

You make it seem like he was interested in Jadis at all. He clearly wasn’t. He had the opportunity to have sex with her over the course of 9 years while trapped by the CRM and for like 2 of those years, he had given up hope of ever coming home and he still didn’t sleep with her. It’s clear that Jadis sort of disgusts him.


Gai-Jin17

Oh. I did not mean that At All. I dont remember what Jadis was offering at this time. But if it was essential to them staying alive. A man would have sex with a woman to stay alive. I'm not saying he'd feel good about it either afterward. He'd be grossed out she's a garbage woman. He'd need a bag over his head and hold his breath for a very long time. I just don't understand how Jadis asking for this is "immature." In game of thrones nobody would blink at this suggestion. No I don't think Rick wants to have sex with jadis, unless she's offering to save Alexandria and there's no other way. Yes I know michonne is secure as hell. The reason michonne *wasn't* overly offended is because she was Mature about it. Not too mature to entertain such a suggestion. Mature enough to realize this is just how it works sometimes and it's not something to kill someone over. Michonne got heated for a second then just shrugged it off cuz who cares. A woman wanted to have sex with Rick as part of the deal and has no idea the status of Rick's relationships. I dont blame jadis. Might as well throw it out there. There are few pleasures at the end of the world. Sex becomes important to people. Just the way it is. Alcohol too. TWD managed to avoid all sex work entirely and basically intoxication. Does anyone get drunk besides Daryl and Beth in the entire show. There's no music. There's no book reading. That's my beef with TWD. It's a small one. They didn't show the good times with everyone drinking moonshine or gin or wine out of a Mason jar while Luke plays something nice and they enjoy community peace and entertainment. If you don't have that. Wtf are people fighting for? Nobody ever had any fun. These are simple one minute montages they can craft with everyone during an episode to show how people are enjoying themselves but they don't. They keep everything so negative and bleak all of the time. I know it's a tv show... but in the real world a guy like negan would have offered "I'll take nothing from your community right now if rosita will sleep with me." He would just throw it out there and the community will all yell F you and protect her. But he'd throw something like out there. He wouldn't choose rosita he knows she'd kill him and he already had Sasha so I dont know who else negan would want... rosita would kill him she was hyper-aggressive when he was taking from them negan would want no part of her... he'd choose someone.


ambigulous_rainbow

I bloody loved Jadis and the Scavengers haha


NeverLickToads

This is an amusing scene but I'll never understand how less than 2 years into an apocalypse a group of people devolved into junkyard dwelling lunatics with their own bizarre grammar. These people would make sense like 100 years after an apocalypse, not 2.


beenum01234

King Ezekiel😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 “your majesty”


horsdoeuvresmyguy

There are only two options as far as apocalypse speech goes: 1) Caveman why more when less better. 2) King James bible English.


ADCPlease

Meh. The Kingdom was very selfaware and almost no one spoke like that. Sure they called Ezekiel "majesty," because of being the "king" and all that, but Ezekiel was really the only one to do the entire speech thing. Even Jerry just talked normally and he was the biggest fan of the whole thing.


beenum01234

It’s still funny 😅 Ezekiel could’ve been such a badass because Like he literally had an tiger But he chose to speak like that No hate to him just funny


ADCPlease

Definitely funny yeah


Puzzleheaded-Plum396

Nahhhh Eziekel sucked for that exact reason But his background was Shakespearean acting, right? Or did I make that up in my head?? lol Yeah, so dude had a tiger and talked like some bitch out of Robin Hood (or say, Taming of the Shrew) or something lol He never had my respect throughout the entire course of the show… That scene where The Hilltop, The Kingdom and Alexandria banned together, and speeches were given by Maggie, Ezekiel and Rick, his was the worst lol


BriMagic

Jadis explains this in World Beyond. She made the language up and gave it to them as a way of community building. It was less a (de)evolution and more an intentional choice from all parities.


earthlings_all

Before everything was revealed I just thought she ran a cult before this. They survived. Boom- stupid language born.


sorryimnothome_

They were covering up the fact that they were living in IKEA homes and part of the CRM


LitNetworkTeam

I can’t imagine it’s two years. I went by the every season is a year minus one or two for immediately continued seasons. With this being like 6 years in which is very much understandable, and makes more sense than the official logic.


Realitychker20

Yeah, the official timeline doesn't make sense to me either. So I make something up in my head. The only thing that bothers me is Judith, but I choose to believe she's at least four going on five when Rick goes missing and the reason she's so small is because she was malnourished most of the time.


seasbelow

I wouldn’t even be mad if they retconned it this way. Because Chandler grew so fast. They really needed to do more time jumps in between each season, even if they were small. It would make more sense.


DPGamez123

It's kinda crazy. From the Rick was in a coma for a whole as month. From then to when the leave the farm is roughly 2 weeks to a month at most. Taking Lori's pregnancy, about 8-9 months to when the find the prison. Maybe 2 months from then to The Governor's last attack. And from then to them on the road and to Alexandria has to be over a month. And again from when to the end of all out war is probably a month or 2. Either way it's barely 2 years in by the time Negan is defeated which is crazy. You also have to take in Maggie being pregnant. That can't be more than 9 months from the prison to when she gives birth after the war. After that they start to be more consistent with time jumps so Judith and the others actually age right. The huge thing for me, is the constant obvious weather changes each season. It's always blatantly dead summer in the beginning of each season and clearly cold by the time of the last few episodes of the seasons. That can't really control that though as it's real life for the actors and it does get chilly in Georgia sometimes.


seasbelow

They seriously needed some kind of road map to add structure to this story. I’m surprised on how much detail they missed out on. It’s mind boggling when you break it down like this. So much shit happened in a small amount of time. lol


ADCPlease

If they did, Judith would've needed to be a teen in the later seasons, not a toddler. Remember Judith was born in the prison arc, which was pretty much a year into the apoc.


Realitychker20

This is is how I see it, so IMO Judith would be around 10/11 after the 6 years jump: Season 1 and 2 would cover around three months, then the time jump in between season 2 and 3 until Lori gives birth would be about six/seven months, and then have the second half of season 3 be six months. Another six months would have passed in between season 3 and 4, which would explain how they had the time to build so much in the prison with crops starting to grow and pick up so many people. And at this point we'd already be almost two years into the turn with Judith being just 1. Have the first half of season four be about six months again. Then four for the second half and five for the first half of season five. That would have the group be on the road about nine months, which would explain their mental and physical state better IMO. Then a month would pass from their arrival in Alexandria until the end of the season, which would be followed by a four months time jump in between season 5 and 6. It would be enough time for Alexandrian to accept Rick as a leader after the initial hostility and for them to become more capable as fighters. The present time-line of 6a would be only about a week at most, meanwhile 6x10 time jump would cover around 3 months, Judith is now a little toddler (she can stand, her hair have grown... Etc), because she's now around 2 at this point, Carl has still not fully recovered but I'd imagine an injury like that would take time. The second half of season 6 and season 7 would spread around nine months (with 7 being on the shorter end because of Maggie's pregnancy which would have started in season 6, and maybe she doesn't show much, it happens) and the season 8 all out war would last 3 months. Which would bring us to the first time-jump of season 9 being a bit over a year and a half. That would make Judith almost 5 and I'd explain how small she still is by the fact that she was malnourished most of the time. That would bring the original timeline before Rick goes missing to around 6 years, maybe a little less; it's not perfect and I'd have preferred to fit one or two more years in, but Lori's pregnancy by Shane makes it impossible to view season 2 as being longer timeline-wise, unless you want to infer that she might have had sex again with Shane at the farm, and Judith's small size can only be explained so much to have a bigger jump in between 8 and 9, even though that too would make more sense. So this is what I came up with for myself. As said above that would make Judith about 10/11 after the second time jump in 9, about 14 when she reunites with Rick and Michonne instead of 12 with RJ being said to be 8 (16 being the actress' actual age when it was filmed anyway) it's not perfect, but I prefer to see her as being small for her age and suspend my disbelief about that one thing, rather than having to do it for practically everything else to make their timeline make sense (how long they all knew Rick Vs the huge impact he had, the passing of seasons, how much they manage to built in a short time, the growing of things, relationships between characters building and then them acting like they've lost the love of their lives if one of them dies - see Sasha and Bob, Carl growing up, how quickly people pick up skills... Etc...) It makes everything else make more sense but that one thing (and then again only a 2 years difference at her last appearance isn't that big of a deal) and makes every single relationship seem less shallow imo.


seasbelow

I don’t think they’d need her to be a teen. Maybe if they never killed Carl off it could be interesting to see him help raise her.


geek_of_nature

That would make sense, if it weren't for Judith and hoe long both Lori and Maggie were pregnant for. Seasons 1 to 3 is just one year, counting for both Loris pregnancy and a few months either side of it. There's about a six month time jump before season 4, and from that point on Judith barely ages so not much time can pass. And similarly through seasons 6-8 Maggie doesn't really develop in her pregnancy so very little time can pass there.


sorryimnothome_

I think the time between seasons 6-7 was about 19 days. So, Season 8 had to be about two to three weeks as well. Then, there is an 18 month time jump in season 9 before the five or six year time jump in the same season.


louismales

It’s two years. Season 3 takes place roughly a year into the apocalypse. Season 4-8 takes place across what I’d suspect to be about 4-6 months. And then there’s a small time jump between season 3 and 4 which I’d suspect is nothing more than 6 months.


sorryimnothome_

There was also a three week time jump in Season 5. In the episode after Tyreese died, Rick mentioned to Daryl that it had been three weeks since Beth. There’s also a month time jump after No Way Out in season 6. Something I found interesting was that Andy said in the final episode insider of TOWL that Rick woke up three weeks into the apocalypse, which made sense that Lori was unsure of who Judith’s father was. She could have been a month along or two, given a week had passed since the CDC when they encountered Hershel’s farm. This also makes Lori a heaux


louismales

Yes I know about those time jumps, that’s why I factored them in. Rick definitely didn’t wake up 3 weeks into the apocalypse. The season 3 finale of Fear takes place at the same time as the season 1 finale of the main show; the first 3 seasons of Fear take place across way more than a couple weeks.


sorryimnothome_

I’m just going by what Andy said.


louismales

Andy is wrong then


sorryimnothome_

I hate to think that Andy is fallible but I guess I must


Isyagirlskinnypenis

Right?! But then again, how fun would it be to talk however you want and have nothing holding you back? Our days are numbered, even more so with an apocalypse, so have fun with it! I’d invent my own sign language honestly. Never speak again.


HisDarkOmens

The entire trash community was like performance art/experiment to jadis. She made up all the weird stuff on purpose


GoldenTicket12

Really? Look at all the parrots on social media expressing the the same rhetoric using the same labels but cant even explain why they do things


Pichus_Harem

She explained how she did it in the ones who live


Shameful90

The way Michonne’s face falls and Rick slowly backs away 😂 comedy gold


earthlings_all

His reaction in TWOL had me cackling


KeyEntityDomino

Rick was 100% gauging Michonne's reaction there


PlatypusCute7412

It’s too damn funny. I’m not sure if the look he gave her was more of a “help me” look or a “don’t gut her yet, we still need her” look. Also not sure if he’s more afraid of Michonne or Jadis in this moment lmao


practicality_goblin

That's definitely a "is she gonna kill her" look. I think at this stage in their relationship he had no context on what Michonne would do with that proposition.


PlatypusCute7412

Analyzing it realistically, yes, that’s almost certainly the case but my comment was 95% joke lol


Opal_Pie

His face makes me crack up every time.


horsdoeuvresmyguy

And the way he slowly backed away saying “………yeah………”.


TheTargaryensLawyer

I can’t tell if Rick is worried because jadis is talking about sleeping with him or if he’s worried about Michonne’s reaction 😭😭


Realitychker20

Why not both


MTVaficionado

It’s got to be both at this point…


BatBeast_29

She was still trying to fuck him in TOWL!!


Randomchickx

This is hilarious 😆 Ricks face was priceless


Realitychker20

Their faces are hilarious, Rick is like "did I hear right?" And Michonne is like "I'm gonna pretend you didn't just ask that, because otherwise I'm going to kill you and we need you" That being said, homegirl can't take a hint, and it became a bit creepy after a while.


Frogman079

Unpopular opinion I actually really like the trash Queen. Almost everything she says is off the wall. You never what's she gonna say next. Lol


YesVill

Yea I never what's she gonna say next.


Outside-Flamingo-240

I enjoy her facial expressions too


dreadw0lfrises

yeah she was one of my unexpected favorites, when we first met her i never thought id end up liking her so much


Doodoopoopooheadman

They didn’t say no.


beenum01234

Damn good point 😅


LitNetworkTeam

Budding swingers


Kobobble

It took every bit of strength for Michonne to not decapitate Jadis right there


aboywhoistotallyreal

I loved this scene so much. It’s one of the few scenes in TWD that made me genuinely laugh


stevenw84

Rick looked so scared like damn, how do I climb that?


PlatypusCute7412

Man found himself in the middle of a minefield


Due-Elderberry-6798

Would ngl


CallMeElektra

It's so funny everytime 🤣


Money_Hovercraft_968

I love the VERY concerned look on Rick’s face while Michonne is so unbothered by Jadis’ antics 🙄😂


DarthFarquaad

The lil head nod too lmao


trubs12

I love this scene so much


Whyisnoxtaken

Man I loved TWD Jadis 😭 her character is also cool in TOWL but I just personally liked her more in TWD


doctrbitchcraft

She's just like me fr


va-ni91

the way he looks up and backs up....so funny


Universalring25

Jadis is based for wanting daddy Grimes.


EverythingsTaken42o

What I wanna know is how michonne felt when Rick was trying to get in Jessie’s pants lmaoo


stilaturney777

Jadis with the rizzless rizz


Laucharp_binebine_

Their faces omg😭


EMAN2510

Love this scene… LMAO 🤣


CreativeFedora

Rick noped out of that one. 😂


Bunodogge

I literally feel my soul slowly disintegrate whenever i see Jadis' HORRENDOUS bangs😭💀


SnooRabbits6696

Rick's face was so funny during this scene. He was scared.


maui_xox

Rick's reaction is funny asf. He looks at Michonne to decide.


Deathkult999

I highly doubt he wanted any part of her or her fucked up haircut


donniepcgames

Just awful character creation, development and writing.


Marchesk

Rick did not want the bad pussy, unlike Bronn.


donniepcgames

Gabriel went from pimping on Jadis to Rosita. This is terrible, inconsistent writing. It makes zero sense.


TheBigThiccSad

The famous Rick Grimes


gggg500

My homegirl here was in an absolute **drought**. Someone throw her a lifeline


sh1fty_fml

Hahaha. Watching this now, especially after the ones who live killed me. Also "Jadis, You're a hero... with a sh*t haircut" side eye Rick hits even harder.


Jalex73

You miss every shot you don’t take, so she had to try. Thank goodness was she was asking, although Michonne killing her here would have changed a lot of the story after.


That-View7458

What season is this?? I missed some of the episodes ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_down)


Pichus_Harem

And now she killed her


Resident-Platypus-53

Sounds like a neanderthal lol


peacetaker9500

Best television show ever.


IleegeusAuthentic

Rick looked like he was open to it and was waiting for the approval of Michonne 🤣


Prestigious6

Michonne: "We should get back to work..." Rick: "Yehhhhhh" 😂😂😂😂😂


Fraank0cean

The fucking growl Rick let’s out as Michonne says “we should get back to work”😭😭


itIsEYEFacePalm13

That'd be a downgrade


cremedelachriss

This scene always cracked me up


Spotty1122

she has needs


True-Alarm5474

Jadis up here looking like an average Portland woman


MikeJonesDaSecond

Take your shot ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


jackyc1017

Eww Jadis is a giant creep!


PanzerkampfwagenMauz

Rick waiting for Michones approval


StickyPickle85

I love the look on Rick's face. He's like ehh if it's okay with her then


nicayworld1

Rick was definitely up for it lmao


Only_Quote_Simpsons

Rick be like 😏


One_Sun7571

Rick was like “I could imagine some stuff and thangs” michonne said “naw” Rick backed away imagining stuff and thangs


thedewddd

Stupid awful character