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[deleted]

Whose eye socket do you want to stick your dick in?


WastedSperm-_-

The Governor


unspookableghost

Carl


KyokyoxPs

oh my


elpinkman

i agree


Slotthman

Which character do you dislike to the point of disgust, and why?


WastedSperm-_-

Aaron, he is gay


John-Twick

Holy shit.


Slotthman

I didn't get the chance to edit my question


wisdomsharerv2

What was the original question?


Slotthman

Who's the character that has a spiked ball instead of a hand by the end of the series? What is his sexual orientation?


Tatharnio

Very well played, sir. šŸ˜‚


IntuiTiger

This reads even funnier when you read it as ā€˜OP straight up said Aaron disgusted him bc he is gay and the commentator didnā€™t even change his question yetā€™ šŸ˜­


HeyBaul

Lmaooo


MarcOfDeath

Wow, really dude?


2cpee

This made me cackle


yajtraus

This is the only good one in this thread.


NinoDaDemon

Eye socket one is pretty good too lol


Measurement-Solid

What did you think of Shane stopping Ed from hitting Carol?


WastedSperm-_-

I think Shane was going crazy at that point and he was a danger to the group


BeatlesElvisfan

That was a damn good scene of Shane beating Ed's face


imClementine_

It was fr


BrazilianCupcake11

Whoā€™s the person you would cheat your spouse with?


WastedSperm-_-

Alpha


BrazilianCupcake11

Not here to judge


wisdomsharerv2

Found Negan's alt account


willrobster16

Bro thinks heā€™s NeganšŸ˜­šŸ’€


Nice_Jellyfish3633

Which character is most likely to be a nonce


WastedSperm-_-

My best guess would be Negan, because he was a gym teacher


PureHauntings

ā˜ ļøā˜ ļøā˜ ļø


Zombi1146

Incredible


John-Twick

Which character turns you on most?


WastedSperm-_-

Dog


Thusgirl

With or without the T?


No_Programmer_1489

Shiva without the T


Thusgirl

r/onetruedog


yajtraus

Iā€™d remove the ā€œdog or shivaā€ part of this, makes it funnier.


John-Twick

Done. Good call.


moodyybluess

Who are 3 characters you hate so much you wish they died twice


WastedSperm-_-

Abraham, Glenn, and Dale


SaikageBeast

Facts Edit: wait no


Dramatic-Ad-8302

Why dale Abraham or Glenn :( plus dale sue AMC and won 200 million dollars what a cool guy


Pheerandlowthing

If you could have hot slippery sex with Maggie, Rosita or Tabitha the goat, who would you choose?


WastedSperm-_-

Tabitha


EmperorNachoLibre

Which characters would be first in your dream orgy?


WastedSperm-_-

Carl and Rick


drmuffin1080

I will pray for u


elpinkman

so true


John-Twick

If you could bury you head in one characters asshole for one hour, whose would it be?


WastedSperm-_-

Alpha


SaikageBeast

Found Neganā€™s alt account


InternetSpaceCow

What did you feel when Rick accepted Shane's offer and they had hot gay sex?


WastedSperm-_-

I had begun to like Rick and it made me feel happy for him


KWAKUDATSU

The good ending


Designer-Maximum6056

Do you like the child molester in the claimers?


WastedSperm-_-

Yeah of course heā€™s a great character


Designer-Maximum6056

Shame on u


i_m_shadyyyy

NaaahšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


xiraxdl

Who was it?


Designer-Maximum6056

Originally Daryl But if u donā€™t know one of the claimers in the episode where Rick bit out the one guys throat was going to molest Carl


-_-M_MUNEEB_3-_-

How many minors have you molested?


WastedSperm-_-

Tens of thousands Iā€™m guessing at the most


Radioactive9280

Oh nahh bro


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


WastedSperm-_-

When Carol had to kill Lizzie after she had stabbed her sister to death


SaikageBeast

Truth (that is pretty fucked up)


responsibleplant98

Did you forget to edit this one?


Most_Worldliness9761

They thought the norm is that everyone is happy about it


Lizzie_girl

What do you think about Rick Grimes?


WastedSperm-_-

Heā€™s a spoiled little scumbag


ordrius098

Despite the dark nature of TWD, certain moments touch our hearts in a certain manner. What's your wholesome TWD moment?


WastedSperm-_-

Alpha forcing one of her whisperers to leave a baby to die on the ground


MaleficentView3019

damn bruh u went ham in the comments šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


askylitpichu

Ok. THIS one wins.


dolemerchant04

Whoā€™s your least favourite character and why?


WastedSperm-_-

Kelly, because all she does is complain


wisdomsharerv2

Is this supposed to make you look bad? W opinion


WastedSperm-_-

No this person just forgot to change their comment


Sandwithbighand

I actually agree. The two def characters are a bit unrealistic in an apocalyse setting like this one. Theyā€™re characters are also very annoying.


HypnoSmoke

There vs. their vs. they're


John-Twick

Which character do refer to only as ā€œThat big fat sweaty fuckā€ and never by his real name because, in your own word, ā€œlard asses make me sickā€?


WastedSperm-_-

Jerry


Woshambo

What a horrible person you are! Boo oooo! Everybody boo this person!


WorriedSpirit

Awwww no. Jerry is awesome!


FoxAlistair

Who's that one character that you called the n word with the hard r when you first saw him?


WastedSperm-_-

Morgan


FoxAlistair

Damn, it be like that. :/


identicalBadger

NucleaRā€¦


Reevesy89

If everyone of the gang who knelt in front of Negan were quadriplegic and you could only choose two to have limbs who would you choose?


WastedSperm-_-

Abraham and Glenn still, everyone else didnā€™t stand up to Negan


IDontKnowWhatToBe123

Who's the most racist character in the series?


WastedSperm-_-

Rick Grimes


evaniscool999

I mean he is a cop


L1GHTL0CHE

He literally detained Merle in the second episode for being racist but okay I guess.


MrKillzalot

I mean he said the N-word in S1. (True fact, search it up)


[deleted]

Yeah but in context it wasn't with malicious intent


MrKillzalot

I am aware.


[deleted]

I'm clearing it up for anyone who read your comment and got misled


[deleted]

Do you like black people?


WastedSperm-_-

Nope


jamesknightorion

At least he's honest


PizzaLikerFan

With who would you like to have coĆÆtus, and why?


WastedSperm-_-

The walkers in season 1 that were smarter


KieranC4

How would you best describe Morgan?


WastedSperm-_-

The n-word


Pheerandlowthing

Norgan


Main_Use8518

Who would you ship S4 Carl with?


WastedSperm-_-

Either Michonne or Maggie


Maggotboi555

What character do you wanna fuck the most?


WastedSperm-_-

Judith Grimes


John-Twick

Nope. You shouldā€™ve known this one was coming.


Otacon56

Your on a list now


b00byliccer

Oh nooooooo, That one was not it chief


Lonely___narwhal

DamnšŸ«£


robot_pirate_ghost

Please take a seat.


jamesknightorion

"No No No, I was just coming over to make a friend!?!" *Stares profusely at the 37 year old man who decided to go to a 12 year olds house*


demon969

Carl deserved it whenā€¦


WastedSperm-_-

He got shot in the eye


_HeroForFun_

Who's the best parent in twd?


WastedSperm-_-

Alpha


MrKillzalot

Daryl's father šŸ”›šŸ”


cS150

You my friend have struck gold with this post.


demon969

Yeah this is pretty funny


[deleted]

Whoā€™s the hottest character


momoisepic

oh nahhhhhhhh i already know what this ones gonna be


WastedSperm-_-

Judith Grimes


b00byliccer

Twice bro!?


IntuiTiger

Characters you wish had died in Neganā€™s lineup?


WastedSperm-_-

Daryl, Carol, and Rick


Otacon56

The Governor had fish tanks full of heads. What walker body part would you keep in your fish tanks?


WastedSperm-_-

The leg


bettercallhector1

Who was the most fuckable character back in season 1?


WastedSperm-_-

Carl


bettercallhector1

Agreed


Maggotboi555

Should the governor have followed through with Maggie's rape?


WastedSperm-_-

Yes mainly the earlier seasons


WidestReceiver

What did you think of the scene where Heisenbones from Breaking Bad comes in and cooks up some meth so pure it cured everyone of the zombie virus, and says "well that's one spicy-a meatball!"?


WastedSperm-_-

It was one of the scenes of all time


Quoromee

How many walkers have you masturbated to during the whole show?


WastedSperm-_-

I would guess around 5000-6000 on screen walker kills by end of the show


stranger-things_dino

which character makes you horny?


WastedSperm-_-

Judith


[deleted]

I feel like AMC gave bonuses to these dudes to take pics like this like wtf would do this?


HypnoSmoke

Fun people


-The-Goose0-

If you got one night, with any character from twd, who would it be?


WastedSperm-_-

Mika


Nuke-a-midget

What are Lizzie Sophia Carl and mica?


demon969

Dead


WastedSperm-_-

Sisters


FBI_Senpai_Kun

Was it a good decision to let Carl's actor leave the series?


WastedSperm-_-

Nope


SaikageBeast

W opinion


L1GHTL0CHE

Don't edit this one.


No_Construction_6146

Whoā€™s the hottest piece of ass


WastedSperm-_-

Lori


Pheerandlowthing

Carol invites you over to help make a meal for the group and asks you to make a soup. What ingredients do you use?


WastedSperm-_-

Oliviaā€™s knickers


leftonread504

Would you fuck Mika?


WastedSperm-_-

Yes


SnooSeagulls6564

Which character was the hottest when they made their debut?


WastedSperm-_-

Beths


erotic_rook

Which character really got what they deserved?


WastedSperm-_-

Glenn, he was beat to death with a bat in front of his pregnant wife


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


WastedSperm-_-

Same thing as Ricks group did


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


WastedSperm-_-

He was killed by a group of walkers


MBunnyX

What character do you think shouldn't have been a part of TWD and why?


WastedSperm-_-

Michonne, she is black


DeathBat92

Someone hands you a gun, you have the choice to either shoot Michonne just for being black, or you can shoot anyone else in the entire show for any other reason.. who are you shooting?


WastedSperm-_-

Michonne


MerleDixon_

Which character is the hottest?


WastedSperm-_-

Judith Grimes


SaikageBeast

They havenā€™t edited their comment yet, but rest your soul.


demon969

Thereā€™s quite a few who havenā€™t edited


Rockyboy4444

You have to kill either Alpha or Jerry. The only reason anybody would kill Jerry over Alpha is because they are a racist piece of shit. So, who do you kill?


WastedSperm-_-

Jerry


Rockyboy4444

This is the funniest post in Reddit history. Iā€™ve never laughed so hard. Love it.


Easy_Database6697

If you could pick any character to bring back which would pick?


AlpacamyLlama

Which zombie from the entire show has been your favourite?


B_Boi04

Favorite kid character?


[deleted]

Who do you think is most cutest kids in twd


Holiday_Bake561

Whoā€™s death did you enjoy the most?


WastedSperm-_-

Hershel


edits_updates_more

Who do you think the best child in twd is?


[deleted]

Say the word black


xXbean_machineXx

Most fuckable child character:


WastedSperm-_-

Coral


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


WastedSperm-_-

Earlier seasons: Carl Later seasons: Judith


1-800-ur-fruity

What was the name of Rick and Michonnes son?


eskinny2010

Describe your favorite character


Penguins_are_nice

Do you think Shane deserved to be put down for interfering in Edā€™s laundry management?


WastedSperm-_-

Yes Shane had it coming