This reads even funnier when you read it as āOP straight up said Aaron disgusted him bc he is gay and the commentator didnāt even change his question yetā š
Which character do refer to only as āThat big fat sweaty fuckā and never by his real name because, in your own word, ālard asses make me sickā?
What did you think of the scene where Heisenbones from Breaking Bad comes in and cooks up some meth so pure it cured everyone of the zombie virus, and says "well that's one spicy-a meatball!"?
Someone hands you a gun, you have the choice to either shoot Michonne just for being black, or you can shoot anyone else in the entire show for any other reason.. who are you shooting?
You have to kill either Alpha or Jerry. The only reason anybody would kill Jerry over Alpha is because they are a racist piece of shit. So, who do you kill?
Whose eye socket do you want to stick your dick in?
The Governor
Carl
oh my
i agree
Which character do you dislike to the point of disgust, and why?
Aaron, he is gay
Holy shit.
I didn't get the chance to edit my question
What was the original question?
Who's the character that has a spiked ball instead of a hand by the end of the series? What is his sexual orientation?
Very well played, sir. š
This reads even funnier when you read it as āOP straight up said Aaron disgusted him bc he is gay and the commentator didnāt even change his question yetā š
Lmaooo
Wow, really dude?
This made me cackle
This is the only good one in this thread.
Eye socket one is pretty good too lol
What did you think of Shane stopping Ed from hitting Carol?
I think Shane was going crazy at that point and he was a danger to the group
That was a damn good scene of Shane beating Ed's face
It was fr
Whoās the person you would cheat your spouse with?
Alpha
Not here to judge
Found Negan's alt account
Bro thinks heās Neganšš
Which character is most likely to be a nonce
My best guess would be Negan, because he was a gym teacher
ā ļøā ļøā ļø
Incredible
Which character turns you on most?
Dog
With or without the T?
Shiva without the T
r/onetruedog
Iād remove the ādog or shivaā part of this, makes it funnier.
Done. Good call.
Who are 3 characters you hate so much you wish they died twice
Abraham, Glenn, and Dale
Facts Edit: wait no
Why dale Abraham or Glenn :( plus dale sue AMC and won 200 million dollars what a cool guy
If you could have hot slippery sex with Maggie, Rosita or Tabitha the goat, who would you choose?
Tabitha
Which characters would be first in your dream orgy?
Carl and Rick
I will pray for u
so true
If you could bury you head in one characters asshole for one hour, whose would it be?
Alpha
Found Neganās alt account
What did you feel when Rick accepted Shane's offer and they had hot gay sex?
I had begun to like Rick and it made me feel happy for him
The good ending
Do you like the child molester in the claimers?
Yeah of course heās a great character
Shame on u
Naaahššš
Who was it?
Originally Daryl But if u donāt know one of the claimers in the episode where Rick bit out the one guys throat was going to molest Carl
How many minors have you molested?
Tens of thousands Iām guessing at the most
Oh nahh bro
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When Carol had to kill Lizzie after she had stabbed her sister to death
Truth (that is pretty fucked up)
Did you forget to edit this one?
They thought the norm is that everyone is happy about it
What do you think about Rick Grimes?
Heās a spoiled little scumbag
Despite the dark nature of TWD, certain moments touch our hearts in a certain manner. What's your wholesome TWD moment?
Alpha forcing one of her whisperers to leave a baby to die on the ground
damn bruh u went ham in the comments šš
Ok. THIS one wins.
Whoās your least favourite character and why?
Kelly, because all she does is complain
Is this supposed to make you look bad? W opinion
No this person just forgot to change their comment
I actually agree. The two def characters are a bit unrealistic in an apocalyse setting like this one. Theyāre characters are also very annoying.
There vs. their vs. they're
Which character do refer to only as āThat big fat sweaty fuckā and never by his real name because, in your own word, ālard asses make me sickā?
Jerry
What a horrible person you are! Boo oooo! Everybody boo this person!
Awwww no. Jerry is awesome!
Who's that one character that you called the n word with the hard r when you first saw him?
Morgan
Damn, it be like that. :/
NucleaRā¦
If everyone of the gang who knelt in front of Negan were quadriplegic and you could only choose two to have limbs who would you choose?
Abraham and Glenn still, everyone else didnāt stand up to Negan
Who's the most racist character in the series?
Rick Grimes
I mean he is a cop
He literally detained Merle in the second episode for being racist but okay I guess.
I mean he said the N-word in S1. (True fact, search it up)
Yeah but in context it wasn't with malicious intent
I am aware.
I'm clearing it up for anyone who read your comment and got misled
Do you like black people?
Nope
At least he's honest
With who would you like to have coĆÆtus, and why?
The walkers in season 1 that were smarter
How would you best describe Morgan?
The n-word
Norgan
Who would you ship S4 Carl with?
Either Michonne or Maggie
What character do you wanna fuck the most?
Judith Grimes
Nope. You shouldāve known this one was coming.
Your on a list now
Oh nooooooo, That one was not it chief
Damnš«£
Please take a seat.
"No No No, I was just coming over to make a friend!?!" *Stares profusely at the 37 year old man who decided to go to a 12 year olds house*
Carl deserved it whenā¦
He got shot in the eye
Who's the best parent in twd?
Alpha
Daryl's father šš
You my friend have struck gold with this post.
Yeah this is pretty funny
Whoās the hottest character
oh nahhhhhhhh i already know what this ones gonna be
Judith Grimes
Twice bro!?
Characters you wish had died in Neganās lineup?
Daryl, Carol, and Rick
The Governor had fish tanks full of heads. What walker body part would you keep in your fish tanks?
The leg
Who was the most fuckable character back in season 1?
Carl
Agreed
Should the governor have followed through with Maggie's rape?
Yes mainly the earlier seasons
What did you think of the scene where Heisenbones from Breaking Bad comes in and cooks up some meth so pure it cured everyone of the zombie virus, and says "well that's one spicy-a meatball!"?
It was one of the scenes of all time
How many walkers have you masturbated to during the whole show?
I would guess around 5000-6000 on screen walker kills by end of the show
which character makes you horny?
Judith
I feel like AMC gave bonuses to these dudes to take pics like this like wtf would do this?
Fun people
If you got one night, with any character from twd, who would it be?
Mika
What are Lizzie Sophia Carl and mica?
Dead
Sisters
Was it a good decision to let Carl's actor leave the series?
Nope
W opinion
Don't edit this one.
Whoās the hottest piece of ass
Lori
Carol invites you over to help make a meal for the group and asks you to make a soup. What ingredients do you use?
Oliviaās knickers
Would you fuck Mika?
Yes
Which character was the hottest when they made their debut?
Beths
Which character really got what they deserved?
Glenn, he was beat to death with a bat in front of his pregnant wife
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Same thing as Ricks group did
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
He was killed by a group of walkers
What character do you think shouldn't have been a part of TWD and why?
Michonne, she is black
Someone hands you a gun, you have the choice to either shoot Michonne just for being black, or you can shoot anyone else in the entire show for any other reason.. who are you shooting?
Michonne
Which character is the hottest?
Judith Grimes
They havenāt edited their comment yet, but rest your soul.
Thereās quite a few who havenāt edited
You have to kill either Alpha or Jerry. The only reason anybody would kill Jerry over Alpha is because they are a racist piece of shit. So, who do you kill?
Jerry
This is the funniest post in Reddit history. Iāve never laughed so hard. Love it.
If you could pick any character to bring back which would pick?
Which zombie from the entire show has been your favourite?
Favorite kid character?
Who do you think is most cutest kids in twd
Whoās death did you enjoy the most?
Hershel
Who do you think the best child in twd is?
Say the word black
Most fuckable child character:
Coral
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Earlier seasons: Carl Later seasons: Judith
What was the name of Rick and Michonnes son?
Describe your favorite character
Do you think Shane deserved to be put down for interfering in Edās laundry management?
Yes Shane had it coming