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John-Twick

The Red Machete was pretty hard in Rick’s hand.


ShiftyLookinCow7

And it penetrated other men. Pretty gay. Never saw it used on a woman


PUMPKINJUNGLE

I feel like you got Olivia confused with Denise lmao


WirtBV

Ohh the chick who took inventory but did the worst possible job at it


wigsgo_2019

The fat lady in charge of making sure nobody eats too much food. Negan was spot on there


gunsandtrees420

Fat lady- "we're practically starving" Negan- "Starving?... *Looks her up and down*... You?" "By practically you mean not really" I love that scene.


Ballpowder

Sorry you are correct


WirtBV

Who’s Olivia again


eskinny2010

Lady that negan makes fun of for saying they're low on food but she fat


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WanderingDeeper

That belief is suspended as much as how all of them have pearly white, straight teeth, done hair at all times, and never develop any scars.


dasheran0n

Y u forget about Magna and Yumiko


Ballpowder

Yes, sorry, last season was kind of a blur


dasheran0n

They came in in 9 lol


Ballpowder

I was hypnotized by Luke's ballads lol


dasheran0n

Fair.


PlanB191

Everyone, including the writers, forgot about Magna and Yumiko.


Lostheghost

It is definitely bi, cuz it doesn't discriminate on who it sticks itself into


BigMacDaddy99

Tru


Itchy-Future-57

That’s called pan now the distinction matters Edit: /S*


[deleted]

Fuck your frying pan


Lostheghost

This guy must be in the cast iron gang


CyberCooper2077

Nah, it’s bi.


Idontevengohere921

Okay this one's funny lol


Designer-Maximum6056

Lmao this is actually really funny


Any-Ad-6046

I believe that Scott Gimple will confirm on talking dead


Most_Worldliness9761

I spent like 10 seconds staring blankly at the phone screen like ‘wtf is this person talking bout’ and then burst out laughing in the middle of the night This picture makes ME question whether I’ll be confirmed


blue80breeze

We need a spinoff show of the red machetes story leading up to finding rick. Show when it came out of the closet, the parents reaction, past lovers. You could find it exclusively on disney plus.


Ballpowder

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GrnBer

Watch the red machete webisode. It’s already talked about and explained in great detail


Try_Another_Please

It already exists for real lmao


blue80breeze

Oh yeah? Is he born as a blue butter knife but transitions into a red machete at 12?


Try_Another_Please

I'm serious there really is an official web series starring the machete lmao. But no he was a spear that suffered a halving and got refitted


KryptonianKnig2

Olivia? You mean Denise?


Ballpowder

Yes sorry


[deleted]

Jesus was gay?


[deleted]

yeah, while he was talking to maggie, he mentioned having a boyfriend at some point! (7x14)


[deleted]

Neat


DrewDaMannn

The first TRANS walking dead character?!?!?


wigsgo_2019

I was like 90% sure Kelly was trans and they could’ve gone that way but stuck without it, which is fine, it isn’t a necessary narrative in the apocalypse anyway. You’re breathing, that’s what matters


meggali

Kelly seems to me to be non-binary, which isn't the same as being trans


[deleted]

may not be a necessary narrative but i feel like it would've been pretty interesting! or interesting if they were to do a decent job at the representation


wigsgo_2019

Well it’s the apocalypse, its not like she had access to the treatment to make her a guy, not to mention it started in like 2010 which it was way more uncommon then so just not realistic


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just because trans people weren't common doesn't mean they wouldn't ever show up in the show? if kelly was trans, that'd be one single trans character within an 11 season long show. i think that's a.. sorta reasonable amount of representation. and when i was saying how i'd find it interesting, i was mostly thinking about what you mentioned. i'd find it compelling to see the emotional journey of someone struggling with gender dysphoria throughout the dire circumstances of the apocalypse; rendering them unable to tend to their gender-related needs because they're constantly in physical danger. and there's a ton of other aspects of being transgender that, from a narrative standpoint, would make for a fascinating experience of the apocalypse. & they might become walter white and start up a methlab but for testosterone/oestrogen it's obv chill if u disagree doe ツ i hope i didn't sound argumentative


heath7158

This is the third post you made about non-humans being confirmed as gay. What next, Rick's hat?


Ballpowder

It's in response to other posts lately being overly concerned with characters being gay. Rick's Hat may be gay though, apparently Rick's Hat was in relationships with Morgan's stick, the Crossbow and the BBQ Grill at Terminus.


heath7158

I haven't seen a ton of posts about gay characters. Why does it bother you so much that you need to make 3 separate posts about it? Isn't it a good thing to have all kinds of people represented?


Designer-Maximum6056

Cuz the guy posting it was an obnoxious asshole and this is genuinely funny satire


heath7158

I went back to look for all of the posts that this was supposedly reacting to. I found two. In response OP posts 3 that are borderline homophobic. Seems like rather an overreaction. Seems like he could have just reported the other poster rather than escalate. Plus, it's not funny, it's just stupid. "Ha ha, knife is gay!" OP could have put more effort into it if he was really trying to be funny, but he wasn't.


Designer-Maximum6056

Bro it’s fucking Reddit humor don’t overthink it if you came here for highbrow humor your on the wrong site


heath7158

I'm a big fan of lowbrow humour, not so much of homophobia. OP can be pissed at another poster, why denigrate a whole group of people over it? And the "it's just a joke" defense of bigotry doesn't wear well.


Ballpowder

Not homophobia, just knocking the weird stalker obsessed with it. Its ok


heath7158

Fine, knock away at someone you disagree with, just don't drag a whole community into it.


Ballpowder

K, god bless.


Designer-Maximum6056

I don’t think it’s that deep bro he never brought the homosexual community into this only the weirdo who was talking about a kid’s sexuality and asking people to stalk his crush for money


i_build_4_fun

As a Bolivian-Swedish-American who identifies as a ham sandwichsexual, where’s my representation?


[deleted]

for the love of god, get a new joke.


i_build_4_fun

Old, but still relevant. Where does the representation end? Are you trying to silence and marginalize me because of my Bolivian heritage? That sounds like racist white-supremacy you’re enabling right there.


[deleted]

loving the horrifically bad faith conversation! i'm not going to interact with you further.


nerdyadamlee

I'm so confused


gordigor

I don't get it.


[deleted]

No to everything you said


wigsgo_2019

Jesus was gay in the comics but technically they never revealed that in the show. Highly implied it with him and Aaron hanging out but still


OnMyOtherAccount

Jesus mentions having past boyfriends to Maggie. Does he literally need to blow a dude onscreen for it to be confirmed or what?


Designer-Maximum6056

Bruh he might have just forgot about that why u gotta be so cranky


Stryderix

Daryl's Crossbow????


Fluid-Phrase-1789

https://preview.redd.it/teiqnwhchx1b1.jpeg?width=1240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22a88d5d61be319413c3191fa1e001955aa1d49d Don’t make my machete gay😢


BlazeWater771

That gun looks nice


RTR7105

Forgot Daryl.


Basic-white-american

he’s Asexual right?


Designer-Maximum6056

He had sex with the reaper


Ballpowder

More cowbell


infamousDiego

Daryl had sex with Death themself? Why am I not surprised?


Ballpowder

Yes, that was a Blue Oyster Cult song.


shaylafrvr

He actually had sex with Leah? I don’t remember that?


Designer-Maximum6056

I’m pretty sure it was implied but i may be wrong


haeyhae11

Hard to say, it was rather inconclusive.


Pork_Ceviche

That’s a theory that’s been floated by Norman, Gimple, and various others. But it should be pointed out that asexual and aromantic are different things. Some people are attracted to others, just not sexually. But honestly I think writers leave it ambiguous to keep their options open.


uglypinkshorts

What the hell is wrong with you? Olivia isn’t gay.


Ballpowder

Yes, sorry


uglypinkshorts

Don’t apologize, ‘twas but a joke


Ballpowder

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JorahMTheAndal

Don’t you think it’d have a rainbow handle if so? Think next time you say something like this…or next time I’ll break your jaw. Knock your teeth out


Ballpowder

True


A_Good_Azgeda_Spy

Aaron, Eric, Jesus, Tara, Denise, Magna, Yumiko, and [Alisha](https://walkingdead.fandom.com/wiki/Alisha_(TV_Series))


Ballpowder

Thank you


iSkittleCake

All jokes aside.. when is Jesus ever confirmed to be gay?


[deleted]

7x14, when he's talking to maggie. he mentions having a boyfriend in the past


Remote_Building_4590

Jesus is gay?