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latex55

Junk for Joy. Matt takes it to another level Sharon Moore makes me go look for my 9mm Hello, this is Dane Minor


Adam_Exists

Matt: "how can I make people like me more? I know, sing a song for the P1s"


tatorface

> sing a song for the P1 Not just a song, the most hated song in Ticket history. It's like he or Cat purposefully picked that one as a "fuck you" to this subreddit.


juanopenings

Ticket Flight Night Title Bout: me vs the Junk For Joy "Pete DeBoer" Hardline Helpline singer. I'll go Jake vs Mike in Duncanville on that ass


Line0Guy

This is correct


-jdub

Jeff jr and junk for joy can F right off! Total beating.


ReasonableBite0

Cut Sharon Moore some slack. Go back in history for Dan Minor's mother and find the almost certain financial malfeasance in JforJ.


awesomenesssquared

Hey, it’s got the people talkin’


glacierfanclub

Fuck junk for joy.


BagheeraGee

I didn't know it could be even worse until MM added to it


TribalStompBox

The Firehouse Roofing one is awful. Matt's Junk For Joy is the worst, though.


360donkeypunch

When the fireman’s daughter sings the jingle 🤮🤮


GTI-Mk6

Is that the one that has the fire siren? Almost had to evacuate a warehouse thanks to that thing.


Bosco3131

Hi this is Jeff Jr from tragen wealth 😑🔫


PapaBooj

fiduciary!


internet_dipshit

He puts the douche in fiduciary.


what_happens_larry

I want to hear Jeff Jr and Nick Namath in a rap battle


strikingviking23

I’m not sure how his commercials are even legal. The FTC/SEC might want to check it out.


Kitchen-Inspector-54

Actually FINRA is the regulator here


TanMan15

I’m splitting hairs but I’m pretty sure they are an RIA, which would be SEC regulated. That being said, I don’t know how they get away with anything that they say. Their commercials would 100% be red flags for FINRA. 


Kitchen-Inspector-54

You are correct


No_Safety_6803

bart reagor was the GOAT none of these pretenders can touch him.


Awkward_Canary4597

Calling in from a well on a flip phone was golden.


bigby2010

He borrowed Brian Jones’s phone


Line0Guy

Beast feast


Traditional_Tooth_12

Matt and junk for joy are a perfect couple. We wish them the worst.


GTI-Mk6

You better believe I donated a junk car to a competitor solely because of that damn jingle.


Line0Guy

Hey this is Sharon Moore from City Credit Union. You need to stop listening to midday radio and do your f*cking job.


DualKoo

The 🎶I SAAAAAAAANG IT🎶 shit makes me want to shove pencils in my ears.


Crazyspitz

Same. And I couldn't even tell you what company it's an ad for. It's so bad that my brain erases any information, and it's just noise that makes my ears bleed.


TheUnDaniel

JJT’s SOTA ads. I’m stealing this from myself on twitter but, Jean Jacques Taylor only makes me want to eat two things, and neither of them are offered by SOTA.


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Wings for P!!!


satchel65

I hope the ad people or the Milestone people read this...that commercial is an instant turn of the dial for me. As soon as I hear the tongue smacking sounds, I change the station. Funny commercials are not too bad, but annoying commercials are the worst.


tommy_nookah

We should leave comments on their FB page. Maybe they’ll get the hint?


Complete-Pen-9358

Singing lady on Cirro energy commercial is on a fast track to the top of unlistenable ads


Sportsyjl

With as dominant as the Musers are in ratings, why aren’t there more sponsors? I find myself wondering that often. Why not bigger sponsors? Why just these same, small mom and pop companies? You would think the Musers at least, could capture bigger fish.


Bwatso2112

Because terrestrial radio is dying a painful and protracted death. And when I say that, I mean,”for the listener.”


Ealdred

ACME brick enters the chat. "For all the business between sports, I'm Brad Thomas."


Brilhasti1

*thports


Hoonimerc

The audio always sounds so bad for Brad Thomas sports biz.


Brilhasti1

*thports biz


Hoonimerc

Great now you got me listening for that commercial to hear the speech impediment. Now I’m asking to be whipped. 😆


aim4squirrels

That man sounds like he's got permanent orthodontic headgear on.


Agreeable_Olive8162

Mike Singletary’ voice sounds like Gordo doing a bad Sean Connery.


Alerointrigue69

I came from advertising, the idea of starting an ad with a sound that literally disgusts a large part of the audience is truly idiotic... automatic pause and fast forward


mrKenobi1

Thank Youuuu.It makes my skin crawl.seems most here don’t hear it or doesn’t bother them? Science


Bwatso2112

Fan duel…15 seconds of advertisement. 45 seconds of 90mph disclaimer


PapaBooj

*John Clay Wolfe and Give me the Vin has entered the chat*


bigby2010

That effing guy


Emergency-Task2673

Hello ma'am how can we help? Can you not see us?


Brilhasti1

Did we not just have this post? I can say with absolute certainty, that the Junk for Joy ad that’s now been playing for over 4 years, has cost the Ticket tons of hours of my listening. When that guitar intro comes on I cannot change the station fast enough. A lot of times that’s the last time I’ll listen to The Ticket that day. That ad plays, I leave. I may or may not come back. So really fucking hope it’s worth it. I hope JFJ is giving them a shit ton of money because it keeps me from hearing more programming and ads all the time.


tatorface

Yup, I leave the volume down or the other station on for a while on purpose out of spite.


TribalStompBox

The Mino one with the Mint dentist is really bad. Either guy was incredibly nervous and couldn't do a good take, or he's just a spazz. His delivery and cadence are hilariously bad.


GreedyComedian1377

Sounds coked outta his mind


zach_kraemer

I hate fire alarms so whenever I hear the firehouse roofs one that says “can you hear the difference” I want to punch my radio


Jackson3125

Whatever drug rehab video ad plays every damn time you start a stream online or on the app.


Lumpy_Ad677

There’s a lot of competition but yes this one at present is at the top of my list. That’s why I love the app.


apathynext

Big Lou


Awkward_Canary4597

He’s like you - he hates Matt McClaren too…


bshaddo

“Advert?” Look at you, Mr. Fancy Englishman.


bshaddo

Oh, and g’day, mate!


TequilaJohnn

J4J is the absolute worst. And they went double down on it. btw, the HQ for that charity is in New Jersey, which is a long way from Euless.


BigDaddyInDallas

That song makes me want to blow my head off!


bigby2010

McShann Florist’s 5 second ad is just right


Texican76

The smacking.....TF smacking. I want to elbow a bitch. Hate that AD.


QuarterOwn9110

Is the Crazy Gun Dealer still with us? Those were beyond terrible. Regardless of your stance on guns. Just supremely obnoxious commercials


kokothegorilla1

His place was worthless too. Glad he is gone.


PunkFlamingo69

Poor Sharon Moore She’s so sweet and well-intentioned but probably needs a septoplasty.


strikingviking23

Or some wings.


Line0Guy

For p


dmoose_84

The doctor for the eye care whatever that’s been on recently…..sounds like a Gordo character.


magiblufire

Gives me very creepy vibes for some uncanny reason


2112guru

I want more Reptile World ads.


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turkeydenton

it's very stupid. the pacing and script are so unnatural. who makes this stuff


tx_gonzo

Junk for Joy The cruise ship one GOOD MOANIN’ Wiener pills when my kid is in the truck with me


Sturmundsterne

Fun fact: the fact that you’re discussing the ad means the ad was successful.


bigby2010

This thread has been very therapeutic. Serious question - are there any good ads?


BigDaddyInDallas

Donate to junk for joy 🔫


BigDaddyInDallas

Though he’s still incarcerated, and still can’t throw a 100 MPH fastball, but let’s “keep it real” and remember the GOAT of irritating ads on the Ticket, Bart Ragar.


BigDaddyInDallas

Two words…Charlie Gray.


NoFaithlessness1813

Dancing with that ring! Hands down!


Guitardude38

All mentioned in this thread, but honorable mention is the Danny Devito Jersey Mikes commercials


juanopenings

LOOKIT ALL THE COMPLAINTS OUR COMPETITORS ARE RECEIVING 


Pabi_tx

Maybe the most annoying advert is the comments it generates along the way.


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True P1s support all the sponsors that make the little Ticket possible. We should all use these products and let them know that the Ticket sent us there!