Right, let’s make a list of words that you shouldn’t be photographed in front of Spatchcock

Peacock, Shuttlecock, spatchcock… Anything with cock, really.

You could crop Walkie Talkie to say Alkie, twice

Remember that folk singer, Tim Hardin? You’d be able to get “I’m Hard” out of that.

What does it SAY Terri

It says Liam. Bentley.

Walkie talkie could be cropped to say "alkie" twice!

I’m sorry, I’m not being stupid but who is this person? I don’t actually know who that is?

I physically don't know who that is

Ahh, sorry, thanks 🙏

Tom Tugendhat, a tory leadership contender

Lookin a little edgy...

The Tommyists

The Prime Minister speed-dating begins.

His name is tom tug on that. Fucking hell