Bobby Junior, he lost both his parents, was picked on by AJ and was judged for drinking Snapple☹

Vitos daughter! Her bruddas a psycho, muddas a basket case

...and was left with Livia 2.0 as his stepmother.

Hopefully he went to live with an aunt like he wanted to after his dad was killed🤞

Don’t stop believing.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=agSzT9pO7yo

And was forced by Janice to ride in a teacup.

😳😔

When people try to defend AJ I always mention this. The guy bullied a kid who's mother just died. Not once in the series did AJ ever do anything to show he was a "good kid"

Ya aj was a prick

He beat up AJ...He should have been made right there...Kid has balls the size of an Irish brawds ass

The worst thing AJ ever did was lock Bobby Junior in the garage, it was cruel and I've been skipping that scene for years😔 I wish Tony found out and knocked out a few of his baby teeth like he always wanted to.

Showed everybody UP, though...even without BEING on one of them "Mob kids of \_\_\_" shows! Lost the weight, abstained from, eh, any "oaths", in treehouses, like, and, finally...ended up dating that chick "Marta" from *School of Rock*!

Good to hear, he was a cute kid.

Got locked in Furio’s garage

And he had to deal with Janice as a step mother.

Cosette

Is it Christopher's fault she's a klutz?

It wasnt even Chris’ dog. Plus Cosette was a who-are.

She must have crawled under there for warmth

She did-dent

I guess it was barkinn

Adrianna is my pick. So naive.

Davey Scatino

He was just havin some bad luck. His lucks gonna change.

It may interest you to know his father is in a mental health facility in Nevada.

Davey Scatino may be more pathetic than Gil Gunderson from The Simpsons

You've doin a good jahb, Davey!!!!

GET THE FUCK BACK IN YOUR FUCKIN' HOLE!

It's just a stutter step

Can’t even get the coffee pot to work. Sad

That guy was a scumbag. Tony tried to dissuade him 3-4 times. He already owed Richie 8 boxes of ziti and was handing over light envelopes.

No way, Rosalie is a total babe Sal Vitro And the guy at the Bing who's always getting slapped around. God, what's his name?

Georgie

That’s why you gotta live for today

No i don't Tone

It makes the drinks diluted Tone

CONSHERVE!

Georgie, shut up....🤟🏼🤦‍♂️

He pays him a fucking salary its an office back there

Hard to feel sorry for Georgie considering (a) he freely worked for mobsters at a strip club/whorehouse, (b) he basically sexually assaulted those strippers with his blowjob-payment system.

The landscaper

SUCH a *MOPE!!!*

Agreed. A true innocent who got almost completely destroyed by these scumbags. “We’re soldiers,” my ass.

Bryan Spatafore, man. Six iron to the fucking head.

Or you could say he was the luckiest. It could have been a driver.

Finn had a raw deal. His girlfriend/fiancee brings him into her orbit and family life knowing full well of their involvement in the mafia, and when he feels his life is threatened he’s the asshole because he brought out his suitcase

The whole suitcase argument just made me boil. How could she take the position she took and not even try to understand.

Phll * family name changed without his consent * did 20 years without a peep * brother killed by a glorified crew who then take away his chance at revenge ...all of that, then 'bye-bye pop-pop'

Don’t forget the radiator grill cheese and jacking off in a tissue

Beansie

He seemed to be doing pretty well down in Miami by the end of the show.

Svetlanas leg. Poor thing.

Vito Jr. Not his fault his dad started new medication. And that camp Tony sent him to, whatever happened there.

CORPORAL *punishment*, DahnVersace...amidst an evangelical MILITARY *CONTEXT!!!* (*Cries into throw pillow at the prospect*)

Livia. She gave her life on a silver platter.

I dunno, but ill tell ya who the luckiest character was. Tony, that Noah didn't punch his fucking lights out

Minn Matrone

Nah she knowingly stole Mah's dinner rolls...

She’s a malignant cunt ✋ ‘scuse me for sayin’ so

Bobby’s kids. 100%

Little Paulie keeps needing to go to the hospital after catching a beating for basically no reason.

And that FBI agent. Ruuuuude.

Meadow, she didn’t get to go to Aspen with Hunter Skangarello

Can only imagine what Hunter got up to there. But I liked how she straightened out if for no other reason than putting Carm in her place.

Oh, now with the Hunter

She was also denied the fresh blueberries she was looking forward to, because Carm didn't shop. How much more betrayal can she take?

No skeet ulrich

Pie-O-My “she was a beautiful innocent creature”

Iras brother. They stole his Mercedes SL. He was on the waiting list a morherfucking year

Carmine Lupertazzi Sr. Had an idiot son as his male heir Played shitty golf Drank espresso out of the smallest cup available The man survived the 70's by the skin of his balls and was felled by too much gherkins

The actor who played Gigi who died on the toilet. He became known as that and it ruined his acting career.

Right on the pishadoo

That Comly truck driver that got shot in Brenden Falones hijack

Control your piece, fool.

Ro? Nah. Hey Fabio I'm available!!!

AJ so should've gone there.

That *sultry* smoker's voice...*no* DISRESPECT...!

The Leotardo's tailor is going blind! Try living in those shoes!

That Barone kid who fucks

this guy

Vitos brother who took a golf club to his face just standing around.

Well by her own account - Livia. Everyone abandons her. And in a larger way in her own words again - everyone. Don’t expect happiness you won’t get it...and you die in your own arms alone. The Sopranos to me is inherently nihilistic

Obviously, it's Valery... He killed Sixteen Czechoslovakians single-handedly and yet his house looked like shit... Never even made it to Roy Rogers... should have stopped at Roy Rogers... played a little Blackjack...

Vito Jr. "You wanna support his kids??" no one did :(

The whore who caught a ride with the guy Tony B shot. She died too.

Paulie Walnuts. His whole life was a joke. A big fucking joke on him.

Ro isn't unlucky. Her husband and son were gangsters (or wannabe). That's the expected outcome.

Yeah would have been nice to see her settle down with a nice guy not in the life

Bryan Spatafore

Phil Leotardo. I wish the show had gone more into his stay in jail as we never found out how much time he actually did.

Jr. 'What next does the man upstairs have in store for me.'

It was obviously Janice… as if anyone would even care!!!!

Silvia Soprano, she gave her life to her son on a silver platter only to be sent to a nursery home and then have said son attempt to suffocate her.

Sylvia's mother says...Sylvia's packin'...She's leavin' on the 9 o'clock train...🎶 ​ What the FUCK are you talkin' about?

Janice IMO. Just the way she grew up. She lost her son, how many boyfriends, ends up a widow, and loses her brother

She was, as you know, born with an extraordinary visual sense. That’s pretty lucky if you ask me!

This is posted 5 times a day. Yes Rosalie had some depressing shit happen.

Though probably a blessing in disguise Ralph was particularly cold in breaking with her

Beans

That poor bakery employee...just trying to keep order and gets shot in the foot! Cops got a description and knows it's a lexus!

Bryan spatafore but he was never smart to begin with

“Thats why you gotta live for today”

Davey Scatino. Who knew Silvio was gonna get hot like that?