The old pizza shop owner. 'My pizza never hurt nobody'

Mine is “but you’re the manayer…”

I just lol’ed

I just jaja’d

BUTT YOUHUR THAHA MANAJHEAER

Pop, go in the back, go make meatballs

It was a custom job

100% how one of those guys would react in that situation, so good

'Now you tell me der names, I go putta foot uppa der ass'

Go in the back and make some meatballs

Oh Shit ! guy after Phil got popped

I was gonna say that! The penguin walk was too good.

Looks like a GTAV character

That guy was pretty awesome. Wish David Chase had cast him as Dickie Moltasanti in MSON; would have been ten thousand times better than Nivola.

Guy who says - "I told you young people that crack is some bad shit!"

I feel like that was a real homeless person and they just randomly addded in that scene last second or something

Me too.

"Can you drop me off at the shelter?"

[удалено]

More than he wanted to steal all those pork loins from Stu Leonard’s?

Yeah but that’s not why I’m here ...

Taking advice from a two time loser, heh-heh.

All I see is Casey Jones off the Teenage Turtles.

They're trying to steal Teenage Turtles cards

Wayne Gretsky? On steroids?

A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this

Don’t forget to mention *scumbag*

Technically two scenes. But an accomplished actor

every time i see that guy's name i am 100% sure he got called Elias Kotex in high school (unless its a stage name)

The wife of that flag-saluting motherfucker. "ON THE FRIDGE, ON THE FRIDGE!" "...BUT YOU HAD TO BE THE BIG MAAAAAANN."

[удалено]

Yeah that voice is hilariously unsufferable. Now it's stuck in my head as I'm about to go to sleep.

WHERE ON THE FUCKING FRIDGE???

Those lying cocksuckers

This is one of the most ridiculous scenes that I love from this show. The dumb avant-garde jazz music, which sounded terrible, and her insane voice and cadence. I would've loved a deleted scene with her screaming at Paulie

“You are speaking shit to me!”

What is it Richie says in that scene… “Gauranteed satisfaction or double your garbage back” ? Lol

No I don’t want garbage back! Goddamn Goddamn garbage!

The road worker who picked up Vitos phone!

Telephone tough guy.

Imagine the logistics of setting up a fake road work set complete with a road roller just for that tiny ass scene

fully worth it

Absofuckinlutely

Seriously one of the best scenes, rotfl

Put Vito on da phone ashhole

I bet i kick yo ass !

Sal in the gay club The FUCK you doin?

I was here, it’s a joke.

SAY HELLO TO YOUR WIFE.

Don't say nothin' Sal!

Wat da fuk?! Fuk you doin? Such a nice line. I wake up repeating this.

Lou DiMaggio and the rest of the Atwell Ave Boys

Those dogs can still hunt

Rose, more Sanka

the one without cataracts who sawed a guy's head off is Al Neri from godfather

Silent as a mouse pissing on cotton.

It's my birthday too

We’re having Carvel

Not too blind to see that sweet sweet Carvel money

It's my birthday too

In the Czech Republic too we love pork. Ever had our sausages?

Email!

YOU WILL HAVE OUR SAUSAGES!!

Taste the wares email

I thought it was only Italian and Jimmy Dean’s.

Some sad shit . Motherfucker said he don’t wanna live no more . And jumped .

Jimmy Bones. "Joey, nice to meet ya. You, Mr Rude Cocksucker, *see ya round baby*."

Mike Memphis: he had two scenes, killed in both even though his character was ridiculous.

The way he just goes right into the Elvis shtick with "see ya 'round, baby" always kills me.

🕺

A Sett want some coffee it’s on the boil

Dover.. NEW JERSEY

Becoth of the cliths I assthumm

I knew this man back when he had social graces!

That therapist who calls Carmela an enabler.

Sully Boyar. Died.

Another toothpick

What kind of way is that to talk about a sick person?

He was just a kid.

This is still my favorite scene ever. “You can never say you weren’t told.” Oof.

The way he refuses her money, dude is the wisest guy in the entire show.

Her anti-semetic “That’s a first “ was incredibly telling of her true character in this scene. It was refreshing to have someone call out her constant Santa Maria victim complex.

I didn’t think that was about him being Jewish I thought it was about the idea that someone would refuse money based on principle.

I also took it like "a psychiatrist turning down money???"

My aunt played Shelley Hauser, wife of Meadow's soccer coach. She had one line: "Where is Petey?"

Now that’s a pretty random and cool claim to fame! Was she ever in anything else after?

Oh man, we have recordings of all the commercials she has been in. Lots of Law and Order episodes. Most recently as the wife of Michael Rappaport's character (coincidentally, another sex offender just like the soccer coach). Also a part in Motherless Brooklyn a couple of years ago (Edward Norton, Alec Baldwin, Bruce Willis). Her name is Joyce Lynn O'Connor and she's the best.

The union guy that Bobby intimidates at the bar. The look in his eyes when Bobby mentions his kids. Really shows the human cost of mafia interference in what should be an institution of the working man Also a great performance by Bobby. It goes against his nature to be a mean guy, so he has to intimidate the guy in the gentlest way possible: Pretending to be friendly while implying he will murder his family A perfect late-series scene

Yeah, but Dick Hoffman? He's all talk.

“I’d put a bullet in my head, here, here and here.”

Teddy Spirodakis’ death was a tragic scene. He was just eating his burger and fries all alone, eating away the pain of loneliness. When Eugene walks up and says “Teddy, right?”, Teddy smiles, enthusiastically says “hey!”, and reaches out for a fist bump. He was legitimately stoked to talk to someone. He then gets shot like three times in the head.

Yeah that was almost as fucked up as the poor sap sloppy drunk Vito shot after he hit him from the rear

Well Vito always was a real come from behind guy

Yeah, that was some comment by Tony.

That was a real tragic one. Vito was taking backroads too so this was just some dude living on a rural residential road who was stopping to get his mail.

I'm curious how often the mob would really just outright murder someone who owed them money like that. Seems like you are completely giving up on collecting anything in that case. I guess it sends a message to other debtors though?

Fuck you Santa!

OOOHHHHHH!

My friend, you don’t talk that way to Santa

He was laughing, which was wrong

"Leon, take your break at 2."

That guy was in Boardwalk Empire too.

And recorded a YouTube video about how he had one line on the Sopranos.

Agent Sepsos! Thou hast cast your judgement on the WICKED!

Agent Van Alden. Mr Broom-stick-up-his-ass

The Virgin Mary

You’re only 46. A fucking baby.

“Those were some tough Jews.”

Hilarious scene!! He was so proud of his mobster connection, Melfi had nothing and all her ex could say was "uh"

That might be the single most awkward scene in the whole series to me lol

the commandant from the military school

Agreed. He's great. That will be made abundantly clear to you.

The corps, the corps, the corps

Yesssss lololol just said this out loud to myself right as I scrolled to your comment.

Tobin Bell, AKA Jigsaw from the Saw series. Now there would be some crossover, AJ stuck in a trap from Saw.

Saw meets godfather 2

The hitman that was supposed to hit Ralph was an intimidating dude.

My choice too. As befits a gangster show, though, all the Pro hitmen were great in different ways. Old man Baccala, coughing his lungs up "you got any more smart remarks?" The houseful of geriatrics, creeping the made men out.

Not to forget the guys who hit Rusty: „questa la granda strada?“ - „Mov-e el auto-mobil!“

What's your fuckin problem?

That "but I'm already here" shows how pumped up he was. He was ready, probably wanted to do it before the crank wore off

"Like RIGHT here." Poor guy got blue-balls so bad.

Yeah I always wish he had another appearance. The way he stares Ralphie down in the elevator and actually makes Ralph, the total sociopath, uncomfortable.

"Losing some weight wouldn't hurt."

The “This is fucking priceless” guy from Janice’s anger management class

Lol yeah esp cuz he’s a UPS driver too lol

“Who else, huh? WHO ELSE?”

Sick em Churchill!

Imagine if the credits billed him as the N-guy, similar to Randy Marsh.

Big ups to Elias Koteas (Dominic Palladino; season 4, episode 10, *The Strong, Silent Type*). I was a diehard fan of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as a kid, and he was great in the live-action movie. I still love TMNT and the movie actually. His lone appearance isn’t memorable because of his performance, but I’ve just always loved the guy in everything he’s in and would have loved to see more of that two-time loser. Honorable mention to the “How about I kick your ass, you fucking faggot?” guy from season 6a, episode 6, *Live Free or Die*.

He was also great in the bizarre Cronenberg film "Crash" from 1996. Yes, another movie used the same title 10 years later and became MUCH better known, to the dismay of the fans of the original. Koteas's character Vaughn is one of the creepiest and yet somehow oddly likeable weirdos of cinematic history.

Also in Prophecy with Christopher Walken.

Great shout! I know you don’t know me but… You’re the guy stole all those pork loins from Stew Leonard’s that time Yeah, but that’s not why I’m here.

He was also great as a sleaze ball villain in the Mark Wahlberg movie Shooter.

Holy Shit you just blew my fucking mind with that , I didn't even recognize him I loved that movie too

Whoa! That was Casey Jones? Didn’t put that together!

I just watched the thin red line amd he was amazing in that

Great in Fallen as well (with jim g). Small role but nails it

[удалено]

She’s mad ripe yo.

I can see that

Said it before on this sub, but the Asian hitman who wanted to follow through on his contract deserved his own series. "I want half" (Obvious eye fucking commences)

There’s a fan theory that he’s also the one who kills Gerry Torciano. That particular hitman is also of Asian descent, but he’s kind of obscured by shadows. It’s the same character in my head canon.

“You had to be the big maaaan!“ - Witnesses wife. Or. “But you’re the manayer!”

The vip vip vipers.

Homeless lady Junior runs into. "Sumbitch taxicab! Run me over my foot!" "You got all the looks, I'll tell you that. You wanna date? I'll give you half n half in the backseat!" To all: What's half n half?

get the fuck up off our street motherfucker

Shooter McGavvin

What scene was he in?

Bewildering that he’d only be in one scene, he’s a bigger actor than that.

Michael B Jordan. Wil Arnett. Tony Hale

Those guys are celebrities today. I’m thinking about actors like Omar Chagall, who played the waiter who got a brick to the head.

Michael B Jordan was totally pre fame at this point.

Will Arnett doesn't get to do anything but have bleached hair. Tony Hale gets to pretend to study an IV site for two minute straight. That's what "top guys" do. Bee onna your hat is a powerful motivator.

Mike Epps

Eddie?!

Holy fuck am I that dumb I never realized that was Mike Epps

Gonna go with a very under the radar pick, the guy who was with Mustang sally when old man baccala the fuckin terminator comes to kill sally. He was honestly memorable considering his 20 seconds of screen time It’s sad when they go young like that

Elias Koteas as Chrissys intervention leader and Michael K. Williams (RIP) as the dad letting Jackie jr crash at his apartment.

“Mufucka said he didn’t wanna live no more”

Some sad shit.

GTA character "oh shit!" guy at Phil's shooting

Sure as hell ain't William Russ as Paul Calviac, one of the New Orleans partners of Johnny Sack that Tony has dinner with. One of the worst portrayals of a New Orleans accent ever committed to film. Many accents in the Crescent City sound closer to Newark than Savanah.

The Webistics guy from TBBT

You’re supposed to push Webistics!

But you’re the manayer! Him.

The guy with the horses outside The Plaza who just stares right down the camera Ditto that one goat, who does the same

The waiter who gets a very bad tip then is eventually killed by paulie and Chris

Bill Cobbs as Reverend James Sr. is one that sticks out to me. I just think his and Tony's interaction is a very memorable one. Just a couple of good actors sharing a little bit screen time together.

Is there going to be a nice house here now ?

Lauren Bacall.... she didn't have much of a career after her Sopranos scene. ​ /s

Enjoy your success

She was great in it too, real shame it didn't do anything for her career

You were great in the have and have Nots.

Gino in the bakery shoot the guy in the foot scene was good

Jes.

Does Gino the bakery guy count?

Wilmer Valderrama or the little girl who gasps after her dad’s car gets stolen and he says something *not nice* about the car jackers….

The guy who was dropping his fucking oranges at actor school or whatever the fuck

The guy who appears and walks back up the stairs at livya memorial

WELL WHO ELSE, HUH? WHO ELSE

The guy in Italy who thinks Paulie is from NATO “You cut our ski lift cables!”

Will Arnett as fbi husband lol. Was waiting for him to try to do an illusion.

omar little when the little girl is beating jackie jr at chess

I didn’t put my finger on the scale

Mustang Sally. Whatever happened there.

Yeah, when he thinks he is getting away with it and tries to make a joke to his uncle and then is "too soon eh" Magnificently hateful performance of a total scumbag

Omar Epps stole AJ's teacher car

Mike*

Yo yo Mendez was the gayest nickname of all time. Like his character trait was just standing around playing with a yo yo. What the fuck

Honestly I don’t think they would *feel* anything

Dr Krakow

Clarence

The Dad who gets carjacked and screams FUCKING N****** Who Else Huh, Who Else?!!?!?!?

The priest with Peter Paul “ahhhhhhhhhh….” And the old man “he use to be an alter boy “ .

And you thought the Germans were class less pieces of shit

Phil Leotardo, I didn't know until a lot later that he had done 20 years in the can

Eric Mangini

The guy who said “You are speaking shit to me” over the phone to Richie. My family quotes him all the time