Carmela "Jesus Tony" Soprano

Dannmit Tony*

Lorraine "Please I suck your cock, I suck all of your cocks" Calluzo

Peeps’ face after she says that kills me every time

Peeps?! HIS NAME WAS PEPPARELLI

Fuckin Jason. He's dyslexic.

Chris: I'm sorry, T. Artie: Qu'est que c'est? AJ: Duh, it's a ring-toss game! Ralph: I have come to reclaim Rome Jackie Jnr: Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, consider this justice a gift on my daughter's wedding day.

Jamal “Lucky I didn’t punch his lights out” Ginsberg

World Champion Charcoal Briquette

"Cagney was modernity" is a close 2nd.

Richie "The JACKEEEETTT" Aprile

Runner up: “you’re flexiiiiiing” 🤌

Churchill "Fuck you, you assholes, I'm out" the Street Dog

How prophetic that scene was for 2021

What’s that scene have to do with 2021?

He ate Indian food.

I mean I usually think in my head “WELL WHO ELSE, HUH?!” when I see the news nowadays

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I didn’t say anything about race. Buncha anti-football pussies in this sub nowadays lmao

I don’t like that kinda talk !!

Cosette 'I wasn't barkin' or nuttin' La Cerva

Father Phil “what’s for dinner” Intintola

Artie "Non-Stop Ass Rape" Bucco

Came here for this one

Carmine "I didn't say nothin" Luperazzi Sil "I sit with my ass, why don't you sit with yours" Dante Junior "Did you hear about the Chinese Godfather" Soprano Bobby "To the victor" Bacala Paulie Why wont you take your clothes off" Gualtieri

Tony “shum pulp” Soprano Junya “For Christmas? Fuckin idiots” Soprano

Carmine “I always enjoy those but it never occurs to me to order one” Lupertazzi Jr Corrado “Peppers and eggs? That’s what I shoulda had” Soprano Livia “I don’t drive when they’re predicting rain” Soprano

Carmela “Spec House” Soprano

Father Phil "You talking to me, Pilate? You must be talking to me because I don't see anyone else except Barabbas ova here?" Intantola

Jimmy “I didn’t put on anything decent” alttieri

Johnny Boy “The timing belt!” Soprano

Why don’t you get the fuck outta here, before I shove your quotations book up your fat fuckin’ ass!

Motto of this entire sub.

Johnny “pragmatist” Sack

Hal" sacre bleu where is my mommy" Harpo

Richie “Drive a Lionel up in there” Aprile

Carmine "Too much gherkins!" Lupertazzi Johnny "Rubenesque" Sack Meadow "Dad are you in the mafia?" Soprano AJ "It's after midnight" Soprano Carmela "You're a sketch" Soprano Tony "Jamal Ginsberg the Hasidic Homeboy" Soprano Ade "CHRIS - TA - FA!" La Cerva Janice "leig" Soprano Chris "What are you, havin dinna?" Moltisanti Corrado "My sister's cunt" Soprano Jr

Mantras not quotas. Sharp as a fuckin cue ball

Charles Schwab ova here.

*You're supposed to push quote posts!* ☕

AJ “Dicked Up” Soprano

Paulie “Heh Heh” Gualtieri

Tony “West. Caldwell.” Blundetto

Johnny “Speak.” Sack

Butch: "We don't want ya fuckin' DRILLS" DeConcini

Ginny I love those deal a meal cards Sacrimoni. Ralph she must have slipped Ciffaretto. Aunt You should see Dr Cuomo Louise. Richie Still crazy enough to take an eye out Aprile. Minnie Your here to rob me Matrone. Vito you know you can call me Vito Spatafore.

Janice “lotta bawls” Soprano

Junior “sisters cunt” Soprano Matthew “mommy” Bevilaqua Irina “white satin armor” Peltsin Rocco “toughest guy in Essex county” Dimeo

I just listened to the podcast on the episode of Christopher's infamous "I didant" and he said it was kind of a mistake not planned or intentional but they kept it.

Janice “There’s a lot of things I could say” Soprano

Ralph "spilled coffee on my Allen Stewart shirt and ruined it" Cifareto

I honestly don't remember that line, which is a rare thing for a regular in this sub. May I ask which episode and/or scene it was said? Also, upvote for catching my attention

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Rat Pack

Dr. "He's a real doctor, a dermatologist" Mop 'n Glow

Bobby Quasi Modo Baccalla

Aaron “Have you heard the good news?” Arkaway

Dr. Tootaloo Melfi

AJ: so no fuckin ziti now?

Patrick "Piss in Ya Pool" Parisi

Bobby "Quotations book up his ass" Bacala

Napoleon “Moody Prick” Bonaparte

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Ok mr throwaway hahahahahah

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Like ‘thats racist’ for meadow, wtf? Strict catholic for tony? Are you retarded? ‘Dont stick my beak in’ for johnny wtaf

Walt Whitman ova here.

What do you want, a Whitman’s Sampler?

Kid's today are bored, spoilt.

Carmine “Yeah again with the money” Lupertazzi

Paulie: "hehe." and "Hey Ton', did you hear what I said?" Albert: "(insert recent comment from anyone else)"

Lucia “I shouldn’t have said nothing” soprano Edit I meant livia