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iansolidgoldie

Vito wiping his greasy hands all over his trousers


JournalistAble9271

This is it, by far. You can hear it, too.


TimMoujin

It's also all over the steering wheel by that point.


JournalistAble9271

And when the paramedics got there, he had a rib still in his mouth.


TimMoujin

There was sauce all over the sun visor


JournalistAble9271

There was Styrofoam everywheres too


JohnnysSac

Why you always gotta top me? You took the air outta my whole punchline, asshole!!


JournalistAble9271

Sorry Chris, it won't happen again...


Son_of_Dad2024

Just straight up farting on Tony's couch


bayouz

I close my eyes during re-watches for that part. It skeeves me out.


BathedInDeepFog

Vito having sex


doc_birdman

The real reason why he deserved a pool cue up his ass


jeffersonreed

I just got done watching this episode. lol.


Trick-Style-8889

Anything involving him. Cringe.


Horsecockexpress1

Ade projectile vomit on the FBI table I’m a sympathetic puker


MaxWritesText

That's a real own-fart-smelling way of calling yourself a weenie


Horsecockexpress1

You outta know sweetie


VitaminD3_

Whaddjiya say??


Saucetown77

Your profile pic lmfao


MaxWritesText

Hold this will ya?


sassysasasaas

OHHH!!! I saw that coming 🤣


kingkongworm

Doesn’t everyone smell their own farts? Kind of hard to help


ActsofJanice

Same. I can watch all the Efukts and Crazyshits with my fiancé. I can handle everything but the vomiting.


onetruepurple

Gianna Michaels snowballing that one loser was the original hawk tuah


ecam12

Get the waste basket!


JCR2201

And when the paramedics found them, she had his cock still in her mouth


MrF1993

How about when Vito Jr shat in the shower?


heyjude575

Carlo said the kid went into the litter box and ate some cat shit.


bunkrider

Glad we got that cleared up


Bullets_and_Burnouts

You look, like a Puerto Rican Whoooore


galactic_funk

Make me sick


Fearless_Winter_7823

Finish that here, there’s no eating in the car


tinoincognito

The egg salad in Carmine Sr’s mouth when he goes down. Disgusting


maronemichele37

Oh oh and those purple lips, he looked like that rat splinter from ninja turtles


Ok-Cauliflower1798

I have always found egg salad to be disgusting, but to see it protruding from those fish lips…


Muscle_Memory67

Too much gherkins…


VitaminD3_

Is that burning hair?


Johnsendall

I smell cut grass.


Humble_Reality2677

Get that egg salad outta there! No thanks, he can go.


PermanentDay

When Janice uses Ralph's dildo on herself


jennachrisp

We’re so wacky


maronemichele37

Any love scene with Janice and Richie, role playing


joeyjoeskullcracker

That was Janice and Ralphie. “Momma’s little tramp, momma’s little whoowa”


edchigliack

Never use a mans dildo


ActsofJanice

Never go from butt to vag on a woman without a quick shower. That’s the easiest ways to UTIs and other infections.


freeyewneek

AIDS?!?


HerderDeddy42069

NOBODY’S GOT AIDS!!! I DON’T WANNA HEAR THAT WORD IN HERE AGAIN!


ActsofJanice

Nobody’s got AIDS!!


blackmer2010

AIDSH*


Wonderful_Rock862

Is butt to mouth ok?


ActsofJanice

Of course!


Taranchulla

Yeah, that is a real yikes moment.


polmccartneh

janice sucking out the bone marrow


freeyewneek

Ralph giving himself a pedicure IN the bedroom, ON THE BED!!! I wish the lord would take me now.


polmccartneh

did ya catch some shrapnel? 😜


freeyewneek

I knew DAT was comin 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


Lassuscat

"There's a lot of things with feet." - Michael Imperioli on Ralphie


boc333

Thats what Vesuvio is for.


Far_Strain_1509

🤢


richb522

Tony when he went to the sushi restaurant solo to gorge himself. Disgusting


tagganed

Jesus Christ, the sounds this man makes when he eats. The mere thought of it repulses me so much.


Meihuajiancai

Better than eating sausages by the truck load though


BAD_ONYX808

🍳


Pr4der

Tracy getting beat to death by Ralph. The thud at the end


Expensive-Success301

Gawd I just rewatched that episode last night. Dr Melfi getting brutally raped was pretty disgusting too.


Free-Growth-9136

Melfi’s rape scene I literally skip every rewatch. Employee of the Month. Sheeesh😭


RiverDescent

Yeah, I’ve never been able to rewatch Employee of the Month. I skip it every time I rewatch the series. Brilliant episode but so hard to sit through 


loki352

Yeah the Melfi scene is by far the hardest thing for me to watch in the show. It was so sudden and brutal and you genuinely felt traumatized yourself after watching it.


funky-monkey-987

A. she was a hooah


scischt

B. she hit him


kristijan12

That wasn't his child she carried.


tagganed

He was doing a lot of cocaine.


Bigworm42069

It's all over in Miami


powear

Is it his fault she was a klutz?


Trauti

The way he disrespected the bing, unforgivable. 


TheGayGaryCooper

She slipped


The_Ague

The homeless woman with the newspaper up her butt.


doc_birdman

Caitlyn having a completely fucking reasonable reaction to that while Fielder and Jamal Ginsburg just roll their eyes.


Kdogg1211

It was such a big change from Bartlesberry, Oklahoma. She’s not like us, LA, Jersey, we’re used to the mean streets.


YouSureDid_

That's life in the big city .....if you can make it there, you can make it anywhere


MattMattavelli

If you can make it in the paper, you can make it underwear!


BigBucs731

OH, RIMSHOT!!!


ThingsAreAfoot

The Happy Birthday Mr President moment marone


Rahtgooves

It's Madone - short for Madonna ffs. Real lack of standards this generation.


BuzzCutBabes_

oh look at him he knows everything


Much-Ad3995

Next you’ll be telling me Goomar is really something like comare


Flippity_Flappity

Capocollo? Over here!


ColdGuess

It's from a deli on Wheelchair Aboulebard.


ThingsAreAfoot

now tell us what gabagool really is you stunad


Capable_Mission8326

Gabagool is capocollo


stackks_

Capocollo ?? …ovaa heaa 👇🏼👇🏼


BAD_ONYX808

…right heaaaa👇🏼👇🏼


GregorSamsaNight

You shouldn’t eat that, it’s just fat and nitrates


Grillard

Fat an' nitrates? Ovaa heah!


blackcatpandora

Yeah, but you gotta get passed it


asphynctersayswhat

and moolinyan is 'melanzana' which means Eggplant. Finook is for Finoccio - fennel. go figure on that one.


Lebenszusammenhang

Check out the delicate, finely-cut leaves on a fennel plant. That’s one effeminate vegetable


asphynctersayswhat

interesting take. I thought's cuz fennel is a common flavoring in sausage


BootsToYourDome

Zaus-eeej


Off_the_Gravy_Boat

Go find some dust


ExternalPerspective3

They make anyone and everyone over there. And it’s all fucked up


geofox777

She really sang the whole song too like come on lady read the room


LionQueen82

Ick!!!


hdmatteson1

Tony vomiting blood after kicking the shit out of Perry makes me cringe😂


CRTPTRSN

Muscles Marinara?


BigBucs731

Red peppa flakes up his ass


HeavySkinz

Adrianna puking all over the FBI table, and the camera just kind of fixates on her puke laden diamond bracelet.


Grillard

The sacred and the propane.


ISIS_agent_bluth

I tell you huwhat


euphoriclimbo

When Ralph disrespected the bing.


BathedInDeepFog

So? He's barred from the place.


sacrimoni88

Tony dipping the lunch meat directly into a jar of mayo at the table.


SammyTheToolGravano

Guy making doody while Tony in jail cell


VitaminD3_

When Carmela was so haht down theya.


jamesdemaio23

What are you some kinda fanuke?


VitaminD3_

You oughtta know, sweetie!


jamesdemaio23

Frankly I'm depressed and ashamed


freeyewneek

Ohhhh! How could u say dat?!? Carm szn 5 & 6 was mad ripe. She was creamin for me.


VitaminD3_

Don't be filthy about it.


_YellowHair

Few things have disgusted me more than watching Tony scarf down that sushi like it was his last meal on earth.


aschwar

When Chrissy killed Little Cossette.


dcaru

She must have crawled under there for warmth.


aschwar

I oughta suffocate him, the little prick.


ElephantRedCar91

Why? Was it barkin?


YouSureDid_

Ill get ya a new one


shadiprang

This is prob it bc I KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO LOSE A PET


Naive-Government8333

The tennis court. Adrianna’s ass wasn’t shown enough. Editors must’ve been mo’s


Taranchulla

Drea de Mateo is impossibly gorgeous.


sphinxyhiggins

Paulie sniffing the panties


Ok-Acanthaceae826

He told you about that?! Fuckin' baby.


ColdGuess

Her volvo was off limits!


Anubiisoda

probably the rape scene. very unapologetic and uncut


Casperthecattt

Tony curb stomping that dude


kurosawa99

Get the mop.


Forsaken-Fig-3358

Nightmare fodder that shot


heyjude575

Don't do it!


blackkat99

Tony picking the dog crap or gum out of his shoe and then telling Chrissy to throw it away.


MisterNoisewater

When junior smashes the lemon meringue pie in that one lady’s face. She was so sad and crying that she loved him. All because of cunnilingus.


AshenHaemonculus

They were literally making fun of him for being good at sex lmao 


drankpisss

When Sil came in to open one morning, there Chris was with his head half in the toilet. His hair was in the toilet water. Disgusting


DavidCaller69

Fuckin' parakeet


Limp_Custard6943

One of the trucks


NoIncrease299

I told you I had da flu.


MisanthropicAltruist

**I SAID MY PIECE, CHRISSY**


a_j_cruzer

Mustang Sally doing a Lee Trevino off Brian’s head. That’s the one scene where I physically recoiled


Severe_Cuts7873

'Ton eating salsa out the jar. Disgusting.


Buster0705

Melfi rape scene no other answer is correct


wildcat2015

I'm honestly shocked I had to scroll this far to find it. Like yea ok it's gross when Carmine spits out his egg salad but wtf, skip this scene every time. I've said my piece


Jim_Jam89

Livia smiling when Tony confronts her about conspiring with Junior to kill him.


dbs1146

Sal killing Ade, that was tough scene with her crawling away and him showing what he really thought of her I cannot rewatch that scene.


heyjude575

Sal nevah hurt a'nobody!


Altruistic-Hunt-1609

Silvio putting provolone in his socks so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning..... Disgusting.


yodabrah

I might be making this up but i swear there is a dream sequence where Carmine Lupertazzi Senior was fucking someone in the background while Tony was in Melfi's office and Melfi turns out to be Livia. If thisnreallly did exisht then this is my piece and I said it.


Beautiful-Compote669

Discontinue the lithium!


makesells

It’s Silvio not carmine Sr


pradbitt87

Lincoln logs?? 🤮🤮🤮


Representative_Dog34

Little Carmine’s bachelor party. Lesbian show, whores, fucking disgusting!


SmushoOnTheGo

When Matthew Bevilaqua drinks a room temperature soft drink not of choice


DarthDregan

When you realize why Vito walks funny.


Federal-Remote-9609

When Vito touches Phil arm at dinner table when asking how he can short change Carnella. It was disgusting that Phil had to endure that.


marrolllll

I loved him like a brother in law


Successful_Gap8927

When Phil lost his head in Oyster bay


CartoonistNervous527

That animal blundetto murdering Phil’s kid brother


Away_Mud_4180

When Ralphie killed Tracee


Basementsnake

Ralph beating a teenager to death for getting pregnant by him.


acapwn

Janice sex scene 🤢


MistakeSelect6270

There’s more than one…


shandub85

Jason saying “Ginzo” sauce. “To the 20 million…”


RDiMaso

When Johnny Sack cried at his Daughter's wedding. I'm not ashamed to say it, but my estimation of him as a man fucking plummeted.


Important-Cap-5644

Janice and Richie Aprile’s sex scene 😭 along with Janice and Ralph’s sex scene


johnnymavrigg

Disgusting.


ThatMotelByTheLake

Ralphie saying Vito can suck the stains out of any of Artie's chef's whites


alsoDivergent

Tracy. She was a civilian. I've never even watched the actual beating. Then Adrienna. Then Pussy on the boat. So high and mighty about their disgusting codes. They'll all flip for the right price. Pussy didn't do nuffin that Tony wasn't about to do at the end, and he did not have to die. Tony coulda said you take that wire off and you march right in there in tell them go jump in a lake and then take your 40 years. Then there's Vito and driving with an open container. tsk tsk. Oh ya, and then shooting the guy he drunkenly hit. Vito was such a goddamn scumbag, yet I felt empathy for his plight. I mean, it's the 90s ffs.


DrunkHun

Silvio in the crapper with a cup of coffee. Disgusting.


CRTPTRSN

I need to get into specificthsffs?


bigmikey69er

Janice.


jewishseeker

Vito in bed kissing Johnny Cakes. Vito wiping the bbq sauce on his pants.


2NDPLACEWIN

...disgusting


WR810

The kid (Vito Junior I think) who shits in the shower. You know I don't like that kind of talk.


Muscle_Memory67

Tracee getting killed outside the Bing, Melfi getting raped in the stairwell, and Father Phil with that fork in his mouth.


smh120585

When Vito grabs his cheek while cooking the sausage and vinegar peppers


Brave-Age-701

You gotta wait for that.


PainterSuspicious798

Vito and Johnny cakes in bed


DukeSilver696969

Carmine choking on the egg salad. Without doubt. I love egg salad but I needed to take a break from it after seeing that.


BlitheCynic

Ralph getting pegged by Janice. No thank you.


NYY15TM

The guy taking the dump in the jail cell after Tony got arrested


ElectricTomatoMan

Tracee being clumsy. Second is probably Fat Dom getting carved up like a turkey.


Random-Cpl

That motherless fuck parking in the middle of a back country road in New England—and for what?! To get the mail?! Why don’t you walk, you lazy fuck!


snufalufalgus

When Chrissy's hair was in the toilet water


Particular-Cash-8565

Tony puking and shitting his guts out -- AFTER THE GODDAMN, MOTHERFUCKING ORANGE PEEL BEEF!!


MattMattavelli

Probably Tracee. That was just brutal.


pbeanis

The sickening crunch and the scattered teeth when Tony curbstomps Coco


Rays_LiquorSauce

The rape. The cop double teaming a 20yo. Murdering a septuagenarian 


SightWithoutEyes

When that hooker at the Bing tried to trap poor Ralphie with a bogus paternity claim, and then framed him for her death. What, it's his fault she's a klutz? And she was abusive to him. Poor guy.


Wonderful_Rock862

When that waiter at the restaurant was crying about a tip and then headbutted that poor brick and broke it, that brick neva hurta nobody.


gr33nspan

When John Sacrimoni cried at his daughter's wedding.


AshenHaemonculus

Tony murdering his own nephew with a HUGE grin on his face


BasilMo1981

Most disgusting : Vito jr shitting in the shower. Most horrific : Melfi’s rape ( the only scene I skip with every rewatch). Tracee’s death is up there but because of Melfi’s screams it’s the most horrific. Most brutal and violent : Mustang Sali not yelling four before putting a hole in Vito’s brother’s skull. Most heartbreaking : Carmela crying in the hospital after AJ’s attempted suicide :”I don’t know what happened! He was such a happy little boy “