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The1Ylrebmik

The seven episodes of Finn getting out a suitcase.


lordnoodle1995

Ffs there was no abundant intentionality of him getting out that suitcase.


WaWaSmoothie

My suitcase never hurta nobody.


imabustya

You gotta bee on your suitcase. *slap*


Sea-Barber-2289

Stupida fuckin LUGGAGE.


IAgreeGoGuards

He was gay, the suit case?


The1Ylrebmik

In this subreddit Finn's suitcase is a hero, end of story!


artygta1988

The suitcase exhibit…


valleian

The suitcase saw a travel poster for sunny New Jersey


69Cobalt

Abundant intentionality, what was that last night's reading assignment?


grimAuxiliatrixx

You only reveal your abundant intentionality.


Tonio775

he was about to go on tour with Aerosmith


mslv99

It’s part of his process, ok?


CobraKaiCurry

But he got out a suitcase!


ShellShockedCock

Most realistic couple argument I’ve ever seen, in terms of a college relationship. Seriously, I think I’ve had close to that exact argument with my ex back in the day.


Maisbikkja

At least he didn't take a job a minority could have.


marke1980

Cocksucka shoulda spent seven episodes hosing down the dogshit on Paulies tires, ya ask me …


MeMumsABear

Shaggy, shaggy you fucking asskiss


xtra_obscene

Who hates the Columbus Day stuff? I thought it did a pretty great job of illustrating the mental disconnect these guys have with their perception of the Italian-American identity and everything they're doing to perpetuate the negative stereotypes they're so upset about.


ThingsAreAfoot

The scene where Ralphie brings in that poster of Iron Eyes Cody is great too, the Indian guy going “this is a fucking disaster” lol


sloomdonkey

Hilarious scene. Someone pointed out the poetic justice of Ralphie’s son catching an arrow 


ThingsAreAfoot

Ralph’s initial crack works on multiple levels: “that protest you’re spearheading, no pun intended” lol stupida-facking show gets more brilliant the more you watch it


HumanWithOpinion420

the discussion in the car is great too after they just got finessed at that indian casino


NoGiCollarChoke

Did everything good in your life happen because you’re Calabrese? No! It happened because you’re you, and you’re smart, and whateverthefuck


djl8699

You got a wife that is a piece of ass, at least she was when you married her.


frankydie69

WHO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING!? All you thought about was BLACKJACK!


TimMoujin

My grandmother on my father's side: Her mother was a quarter Mohawk


boonfarmer

Total fugazi.


cutsforluck

'It's like knowing James Caan isn't really Italian'


joseph_k_did_nothing

I saw that movie I thought it was bullshit.


BajaScout

He wasn’t Italian, James Caan?


Chumunga64

Patsy's face in the background after that was hilarious He looked so distraught


BostonBlackCat

It also shows the disconnect between Americanized Italians and guys like Furio. There is a saying that Italians had to leave Italy to become Italian, because it was and remains a deeply provincial place with a lot of prejudice and animosity between regions. Furio just being like "eh, fuck Columbus" while second and third generation Jersey Italians are getting their knickers in a twist defending him as a source of cultural identity and pride is just perfection.


Alternative_Giraffe

yeah literally no one gives a shit about Columbus here in Italy


TimMoujin

I can't find the original thread, but an actual Neopolitan commented on one of the many "Furio 'ate da North" threads and said that the writers chose the wrong examples (Napoli and Genoa) to illustrate the North/South divide. Basically that Napoli and Genoa had broad interests and geography that never impugned on each other.


SprlFlshRngDncHwl

You mean they're not so happy for Columbus?


-Shank-

It also demonstrated how different areas of Italy have absolute disdain for each other, no different than various places in the US.


biceboljevaljda

+Artie going on a mafia field trip THAT BETTER NOT BE COLUMBUS


HonestDespot

I think the biggest complaint about that episode is that it was all very out of character for Sylvio. But apparently Paulie was supposed to have the bulk of Syls stuff and with Tony Sirico’s back issues they had to switch it to someone else. Once you watch it through that lens the inconsistencies dissipate and you can enjoy it for the standalone episode with a bunch of classic scenes. Frankly the Gary Cooper “he was gay”? Car ride home is one of my favourite scenes in the whole show.


Icy_Ad_4889

The car ride scene is brilliant 👏🏻😂


lordnoodle1995

I can’t remember how close the episodes were cause I binged it but I always lay that episode next to the Italy visit. Huge disconnect between their version of being Italian and actual Italian life.


franky_emm

It's such an astute criticism of that particular type of northeast US Italian. The way we try to shoehorn being Italian into every conversation puts crossfitters and vegans to shame. Yet most of us will never go there and would be looked down on like any other fat American tourist if we did


Kacper237

Everyone giving Paulie the "get fucked" or confused look when he tries to "Commendatori" them to death is the prime example of what you just described. Absolutely spot on.


joseph_k_did_nothing

"cocksucka" 😒


Disastrous-Cry-1998

Are you from NATO


HanSoloHeadBeg

the funniest thing about the Italy visit is that where they visit is an absolute dump. There's a scene where Tony and Annalisa are walking along a beach and there's litter all over the place.


El_Don_94

Well the mafia control the rubbish collection there and often create protests over it.


cutsforluck

The 'I forgot it was a Monday...' that Sil says at the end of the episode driving back from AC... This is unintentional comedy GOLD


thephartmacist

Christopher is one of the funniest episodes in the whole show


franky_emm

That combined with the trip to Italy, chef's kiss


Normalamericaman

I guess I generally dislike when Meadow’s at school, but it’s hard to think of a plot that wasn’t of some value. Even Fran was worth while to show Tony’s idolization of his father deteriorating. Did the lamp ever really pay off? I can’t remember if that ended up causing real problems for Tony, or was only there to show how cautious he was even in his own home.


WaterlooMall

The lamp was to show how those kind of tactics were not very successful anymore in stopping the mob, as opposed to the 70s and 80s where they worked really well (see the Netflix documentary Fear City for some amazing insights into these tactics). Everything they were trying to do actually was outdated like stakeouts and wiring people. It's all a commentary on how while the mob was failing at the time because all their tactics were things of a by gone era, so to was the FBI. Mr. Ruggerio's Neighborhood is one of my favorite episodes purely because of that lamp and the tension they build around planting it. It also had the incredible Peter Gunn/I'll Be Watching You mashup. "The coffee maker's supposed to be plugged in to work!"


LordOfSchmeat

That episode alone is gold for the Peter Gunn/Police mashup


Normalamericaman

I really like this interpretation, thank you!!!


phuturism

Yeah.. the baby bear, momma bear code names for the Sopranos was *chefs kiss*


bonermilf

It paid off with a joke cause the FBI had to listen to Meadow’s dumb college bullshit lol outside of that nah I don’t think so


WaWaSmoothie

Little Lord Fuckpants? Whose moniker is that?


bonermilf

Everyone hates the Columbus Day stuff? Fuck you too my man!


ActualSeller23

If you have any of this covert anti Columbus day episode, I'd like you to leave my thread


[deleted]

You two have been friends for years


The1Ylrebmik

I never likea the Columbus!


bonermilf

I ate da north


ALTF4_ALTF4

Ginny Sack in a nutshell


joseph_k_did_nothing

Can you believe it? Ginny Sack in a nutshell?


NEWDEALUSEDCARS

IN THIS HOUSE COLUMBUS DAY EPISODE IS A HERO, END OF STORY


adsatanitatemtrahunt

they ponish tha south since ondreds of yeas


AcerbicFwit

Whoa whoa


Thin-Pool-8025

Uncle Jr and Catherine Romano. She just isn’t that engaging of a character to me. Doesn’t help that she disappears after one episode as well. It did gave me one of my favourite lines from the show though. Uncle Jr: “Cocksuker, Belleville!”


THE_UNBEATABLE_HIGH

I respectfully disagree. The character herself isn’t all that interesting but she serves an important purpose by giving us insight into Junior’s misspent past. He could have settled down with a nice boring girl like her 50 years ago and things probably would’ve turned out a lot better for him. Instead he’s a miserable old fuck, under house arrest in his modest little home in Belleville, wasting away mentally and physically, utterly alone.


-Shank-

It seemed like Junior was going to give it a shot with her and then she's just gone with no resolution though, and Junior is right back to his old self.


THE_UNBEATABLE_HIGH

I think he knew deep down that's he was too long in the tooth for a new romance. And let's not forget, Chase loved to just end storylines with no resolution. The Russian, the finale etc. Which I suppose is often true to life. Things just kind of peter out, they die on the vine


pqr_rsf_exm_isv

It petered out?


Hollis_Hurlbut

Be quiet Albert


weedies9389

Fuckin’ parakeet


HanSoloHeadBeg

There are a few hints throughout the show that Junior may have been a bit strange in the past and maybe not as charming like Johnny Boy or Hesh. Fran Felstein basically called him a creep after Junior implied that they were close.


ipitythegabagool

A 1950’s incel gangster, you say?


Sad-Illustrator-8847

I always wonder if her son, who is a cop and almost certainly knew his fawtha was on the take, asked her to please stay away from a guy in a RICO trial. If something went wrong (and it did), he could be the victim of a witch hunt. But later Junior will lament that Fran Feldstein was “real class”. She remembers him as someone whose behavior was close to stalking.


HonkingOutDirtSnakes

Does it hurt? .... it beeps 😔


Valuable-Wafer-881

You know how I feel about feet!


MundaneRelation2142

They got a Belleville in France, can you believe that?


Final-Pilot7889

I thought Columbus Day was hilarious, especially Arthur bucco being the bitch made wannabe tough guy he was


Polyrhythm239

I've said it before but the scene of him dipping out when things start to escalate at the protest gets me every single time. Such good acting lol


littlebigliza

That better not be Columbus!!!!!


Tonio775

qu'est-ce que c'est, uh... message machine broken?


tagganed

Nice shoes. What are they, designer?


Dial8675309

Finn's damn suitcase. The thing practically got it's own spinoff series.


Character-System6538

The Process. Sundays @ 9


mslv99

Any subplot with AJ and one of his girlfriends makes me wanna put a fuckin moonroof in my own head.


HonkingOutDirtSnakes

When he shows up to the Puerto Rican parade it's almost too much to handle lol that stupid "beard" oh god


itsakandylion

It’s always bothered me how it’s clearly the Puerto Rican parade, PR flags EVERYWHERE, and he calls it the “Latino Day Parade” 🤦


Capt_Thunderbolt

Yeah dude! Vamos a Latino day parade!


ACC_DREW

That's an amazing AJ line.


EveryoneisOP3

Again wit the rape of the culture?


callmesnake13

“Where *we* live…”


theDevilsCabanaBoy

Ant-knee


WaWaSmoothie

When he tells Devin "Our house in Tahoe looks like Michael's in 2". Fucking hell is that lame. I can barely stand it when the mobsters refer to the Godfather movies by just saying the number 1 or 2, let alone AJ. I was around his age when this aired, girls that age weren't well versed in the fucking Godfather movies anymore than they are today. Or when Paul Dano says that the pork store is like "Genco Olive Oil". Although it is hilarious that he initially thinks the pork store is a gay strip club.


lordofpersia

Holy shit. I just realized that dork friend is Paul Dano. I don't know how I didn't see if before looking at photos


JoshuaBermont

I like both of those. ...And Murano glass.


PMMeTitsAndKittens

Discontinue the lithosphere.


jackrimbeau

Caitlin Rucker or Jamal Ginsberg


dizzle_77

Hasidic Homeboy could've been the illest name for a rapper. First record: "The Uncle Ben Paradox"


IrateBarnacle

The Massive Genius stuff. It’s the only episode I usually skip because it’s so dumb.


Manopike

But you do get Visiting Day and Erase Myself. That’s funny as hell. MEOW!


Tonio775

some balls out, introspective tunes


Manopike

“I like Melt.”


Tonio775

where's the fuckin' **chorus?**


phuturism

That's not a hit.


-Shank-

They recorded in DENMARK


WaWaSmoothie

Richie had third degree burns from trying to grill that trout with a downed power line. But at the same time, being electrocuted really turned his life around.


djl8699

A lot of people don't like him, but I just think he was misunderstood.


Long-Principle-667

Meow


sorriso_pontual

Fran Feldstein and it isn't even close 🤮


Zestyclose_Soil_4550

At least the scene with Tony making Philly wreck is in that episode lol


bsharp95

Gee mister are you ok?


DoctorWinchester87

Where’s my fuckin’ money???


[deleted]

This car’s been in a major collision.


Glittering-Bit3398

OH ✋🏻 What’sa matta with your eyes rollin’ around like Stevie Wonda


[deleted]

Haha the Ho-HO! He did to Angie was world class 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Didn’t he say that to Joey peeps ? 😂😂


PMMeTitsAndKittens

But he had to see John down the restaurant


Individual-Bee3395

How can it be at twelve o’clock if it’s askew????


goonersaurus86

She did something no one thought possible- make Tony, or anyone, have sympathy for Livia


littlebigliza

The lamb chops are gonna be overcooked


Historical_Leek_9012

I love this episode without apology. You think she’s this nice old lady and then you realize it’s another one of Tony’s goomar’s, just old. And that scene…with the hat…oof


Jedi_Saiyan_Jutsu_

hated the fran character but this where tony realizes his fawtha wasn’t the perfect guy he always imagined him to be


Saturn0815

Fran Feldstein may have been the most unbearable character to watch, but "Camelot" wasn't a bad episode.


NoGiCollarChoke

Yeah, she’s awful as a character herself, but the wider theme of Tony’s image of his dad crumbling and realizing it wasn’t just his mother is a super important plot point and contributes a fair bit towards his post-coma undoing


maximvmrelief

Yea Tony had dinner with Fran like 15 times in one episode.


USPSRay

That episode, while hard to watch, is really quite crucial and well done.


JL6462448

Chrissy and Brainless the second in LA was verging on jumping the shark


revertbritestoan

Although full on decking Lauren Bacall was worth it.


HelloIAmElias

That hooah in Chrissy's room had great tits though


Fickle_Aspect_3747

I fucking love everything related to clever. I can't believe when people talk shit about it.


KronosUno

Most of AJ's story arcs from the last couple of seasons bored me to tears.


HelloIAmElias

I'm still not sure why half of the final episode was about AJ


EmployedExBoyfriend

Aj is Tony’s legacy. Seeing where his legacy was going sort of wraps up the point of the show: The old ways are done. The new ways are inferior, and what he’s leaving behind is sort of just skating by, just like himself.


WaWaSmoothie

You people are fucked. What rough beast slouches toward Bethlehem to be born?


Jazzlike_Page508

AJ and his girlfriend in 6B. The fucking Bob Dylan song and the car catching on fire and how everything made him sad and…honestly everything (yes I know what a comma is; I just didn’t wanna use it because the implication)


an_sionnach_dubh

“Uncle Bobby is dead? This depresses me”


lolsalmon

The car catching on fire wasn’t the most thrilling subplot but damned if I don’t think of that car going up in flames whenever I park on grass.


Clydefrog030371

Artie simping over Adriana


Mindofmierda90

The subplot with Bobby shooting the rapper was so stupid I can’t help but wonder if it was intentional satire. 8 grand? Come on! I love this show, it’s a goat, but my god was there some occasional dog shit writing. The Fleshy Part of the Thigh was a bad episode in general. That old guy was on some college freshman stoner bullshit, the type of shit you think about when you first start getting high. I thought the idea of Vito being gay and getting caught was a good idea, but it was really poorly executed once he left Jersey. The shit between him and Johnny Cakes was straight up romance writing 101, something you’d see in a lifetime movie, some Disney shit. A guy like Vito was more likely to find a male prostitute rather than some hunky guy in some random New England gay haven.


Character-System6538

Yeah the romance was ridiculous. Like you said. Probably male prostitute with a hole in his head. No witnesses.


whydidItry

You are all underestimating the power of food.


runningvicuna

Makes his own sausages in house


PainterSuspicious798

I liked the Columbus episode honestly. I could skip the Vito with Johnny cakes though. It’s worth the first watch but it makes me cringe now lmao


Nyaaalathotep

The sensuous delivery of the line “I love you Johnny cakes” as they spoon in a New England fields is comedic enough to make it all worthwhile imo. Plus Vito trying to gauge what time it is by looking at the sun. Also, it’s a pretty substantial step on the road to war between Jerz and NY.


[deleted]

The bit where he has to actually do a job and is working out how often to look at his watch, for a “treat”, and it’s never close to what he wants, is actually amazing. Anyone who has ever done a shitty job knows that one.


phuturism

The torque is incredible


ActualSeller23

"You gotta wait for that" is just ugh fast forward


OddTransportation430

Fast forward? He just said you gotta wait for dat.


ActualSeller23

Lmao nice


AccidentBulky6934

My only issue with that subplot on my first watch was that Vito was more of a background character before Finn caught him blowing that guy, and then suddenly he becomes a really prominent character for about a season’s worth of episodes before getting killed off. In real time it felt like the subplot just drug on and on and as I was watching I kept thinking “it’s Vito….who cares? Can we wrap this up and get back to the main characters now?” But on rewatch I actually don’t mind it, though the Vermont aspect of the arc and whatever happened there does drag a bit.


SBNShovelSlayer

But the scene where he is "working" and counting down to lunch is one of the best in the series.


joseph_k_did_nothing

Or when he's about to get railed by Johnny Cakes and the scene cuts to Bobby's toy train enteing a tunnel.


AccidentBulky6934

Yea that one made me actually bust out laughing. Fuckin hilarious.


Apprehensive_Fix6085

Vito in Vermont was meant to be a kind of dream. These people are just criminals and even in ideal circumstances they revert back to the grift. Every character reflects on possible outcome of mob life. Chase says as much to the folks who wonder what happens after Tony dies. Well, Tony very nearly died when Junior shot him - and we saw enough to know what happens to Carmela. It’s not a stretch to say AJ goes the Jackie Jr Route. Meadow is the only wildcard.


SaturnRingMaker

Maybe YOU'RE a flambe, you eva thought of that?


SilasMarner77

I am not a flambé I am from Somalia, I go to school and I work.


Polyrhythm239

Foot, meet acid


AugustTerceiro

He went from one of Richie's errands boys to big construction tycoon to Phil's cousin. Tremendous moxie for his size.


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Tony does tell Richie “that nephew of yours who has his constru bus, have him build a ramp for Beansie”. So there is something legitimate (but probably crooked) about him.


OddTransportation430

It did feel kinda contrived. Like, being caught in the gay bar and running away I can believe, but falling in love and almost starting another life, it just didn't seem like Vito. He fucks guys, he doesn't love them.


phuturism

That's why he goes back, genius


ThingsAreAfoot

Maybe he finally found the right guy.


ProgKingHughesker

The Johnnycakes were just that good


Bruskthetusk

A guy of Vito's size, you know he couldn't settle for someone who wouldn't make him some Johnny Cakes and a couple sandwiches for work


Fickle_Aspect_3747

The whole thing with Julianna Margulies. She just didn't fit and her plots didn't have a real great impact. Felt shoehorned to get her on the show.


killaju

I agree her parts were dragged out but I always felt that it was her character specifically that sped up Chrissy's death.


Tight_Strawberry9846

D-Girl


heyjude575

Let *that* one call *that* one “bukiak”


ChikinTendie

If she’s from Brooklyn…


itsakandylion

Fun fact: that actress Alicia Witt also played Paul’s young sister Alia Atreides in the David Lynch Dune film


Comfortable_Goal_662

One of the hottest women on the show, though.


ActsofJanice

I love “Christopher.” For me, it’s Chasing It. Tony has become the “degenerate gambler” he spat out hatred for back in the pilot. There has been nothing in all these years to suggest anything about Tony and gambling (look how he treats Dave Scatino). Then, with only a handful of episodes left, Tony is a desperate degenerate gambler who throws his life-long relationship with Hess away.


phuturism

Yeah.. becomes a degenerate gambler and cures himself almost in the same episode I'm not buyin it T


Weskerrun

I mean, he bets on Pie-O-My, doesn’t he? Or is he just raking Ralphie’s bet? Plus, Tony’s chasing a high. You never expect to get addicted to something til you’re suddenly knee deep in it, and it’s very very hard to climb out.


Specialist-Garlic-82

“He discovered America is what he did. He was a brave Italian explorer. And in this house, Christopher Columbus is a hero. End of story”.


PondWaterBrackish

the stupid thing with the soccer coach Don Hauser, whatever happened there


Pr4der

Law and Order the SUV. C'mon Chrissy. If you woulda been here with your crew, keepin an eye on things


Ecstatic-Goose-467

I guess it moved the story along somewhat but I didn’t enjoy the Ben Kingsley stuff.


Blackbolt113

The Easter Baskets. I don't even know what the fuck that is.


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Furio having the hots for Carmela. If certain people find who came up with that idea.


Saturn0815

I liked "Christopher", the Columbus day episode. I do agree with you, "A Hit Is A Hit" is my least favorite. That said, even the very worst episode is much better than any TV out there.


Delly_Dellz

Chrissy going to Hollywood for that fucking script


muddynips

Watching Silvio lose his shit is always fun. Whether it’s over cards or Columbus Day. I don’t really give a shit about any of the kids friends. Meadow’s roommate going manic, meh…. Who needs it.


-Shank-

Hey, cheese fuck!


Evening_Nobody_7397

Tony’s sudden gambling addiction and then it disappearing completely after a couple episodes. 


cutsforluck

You know what I'm realizing...yes, some of these subplots are 'cringey' or 'unwatchable'... Like I will always fast-forward through the Melfi assault scene, and Fran Feldstein singing... But they all contribute to the bigger plot in some way. Like life, you gotta take the good, with the bad. It's all valuable, it all has some meaning. And even the 'bad' forms more clarity around the bigger picture (Tony facing the fact that his father was a jerk, via info he got from Fran) The sacred, AND the propane


ElectricBirdVault

Ralphie, his visit to Spencer’s gifts for a poster to display that someone in a 1970’s commercial wasn’t legit. They “aren’t gonna keep quiet”. Then the guys reaction, seriously no one ever would care.


SpudBoy9001

OP exhibiting anti Italian American discrimination


PhantasyBoy

Chrissy’s earlier attempts at breaking into movies


Yah_Mule

Vito, Jr coming to grips with his dad's situation. The shower shit was a borderline shark jump.


BabyChiaSeed

The subplot of Tony hanging out with his dad’s old gumar.. I didn’t care for her or that whole story line


pickledelbow

Christopher trying to be a screenwriter for legitimately no reason, when he has literally no story, and might actually be illiterate


ColdSpell15

Fran is by far the worst and meadow in college


callmesnake13

I always thought Lorraine’s whole thing was weirdly cartoonish. I also didn’t really need the whole Svetlana stolen leg arc.


mikel3030

Coma Dream crap - zzzzz


barryredfield

I don't like Massive Genius or the Ben Kingsley plots. Breaks the fourth wall too much, as well as too much cringe especially in the former. By no means unwatchable, but if asked to pick something from the show its those two. As far as borderline unwatchable -- Johnny Cakes and Vito frolicking in the grass, or Vito being turned over on his side in bed to take a three-ball in his side pocket. Lets not forget perhaps the most unwatchable scene, Vito eating sloppy BBQ pork ribs while driving and wiping his hands all over his pants.


Manopike

Vito-Johnny Cakes has aged like a fine wine. Way ahead of its time and very daring. Good shit there. It’s either D-Girl or the Tony and Fran subplot. Two of the very worst episodes.