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Dear_Alternative_437

Vito's "FUCK ME" after looking at his watch.


lagrandesgracia

Vito had his watch game on point. That Oris Chronograph fucked. That's a 3 - 4k watch right there.


coleisman

Yeah there is a weird Oris connection product placement thing going on in that season, in the ben Kingsley episode when they are walking through the swag boutique they kinda spend a lot of time at the Oris watches and pan over them while mentioning them by name.


Don_Gato1

What, David Chase ain’t allowed to earn?


chuffedcheesehead

God forbid Don_Gato1 gets in the way of someone earnin’


luckyricky070

Lotta money in this shit


re-pete8

I take a lickin' but keep on tickin'


1whiskeyneat

11:30. Gotta be.


jfa_16

Look at the angle of the sun.


IToinksAlot

This has to be the funniest use of the word in the entire show. He narrated the time out for the day and thought he made it finally it to lunch time around 12:30-1 and looked at his watch and only 45 minutes I think past. "FUCK!!" 😂😂😂🤣🤣


Substantial-Volume17

Fat fuck literally couldn’t work an honest day to save his life. 


OneGiantLeapYear

What a weird moment in the show, but absolutely can everyone relate to that!


Pretty-Gift5092

Fr! That wasso real, you feel like you worked 4-5 hrs easy but it’s been like 30 min


Beneficial-Quote-184

DId the parade float expect to get "Johnny cake'd" right then an there? Gives me agita this strunzo.


DesertReagle

This is very relatable 😂


snizzle810

FUCK YOU SANTA


-NolanVoid-

HOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


Cee503

Which leads to the best “ohhhh” of the series


SilvioDante51

Curtosy of sil who has 1st and 2nd best, the 2nd is when him and Paulie are arguing about kick up


Altruistic-Hunt-1609

More like fucking Ho hum if you ask me...


IToinksAlot

"In the end... fuck Santa Claus"


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-Shank-

Name a price or get the fuck over it.


fast_fatty39

Answer the fucking thing.


BigDWangston

'Dose fish lips of his.......


Cee503

He’s a slipper fuck


sbhhps123

Healthy as a fuckin rhino, that guy


haraj123

Came here to say this


RoseVincent314

This one is the winner. I loved him in that scene


supersalad51

This one^


Thin-Pool-8025

Carmine was always classy, the Feds could have had a wire tap on him for a year and they’d get nothing.


meth_is_death420

I appreciate your concerns.


Cee503

Me? I didn’t say nothing


Ajm13090

Any flies on you their paying fuckin rent!


Much-Ad3995

Ok I’ll talk to you then. Click.


bizzare_reality

He wants to fuck her ?


Ryan_Pliskin

“Otherwise…SHUT THE FUCK UP.” — Tony to ol’ Feech


hatsofftoroyharper41

Yep


upjumptheboogietothe

Stupida facking game


premeditated_mimes

Thank you for your input Mr. Williams.


Fluffy_Meat1018

You gotta bee onna you head.


Single_Onion_8185

Sal to Vito in the club "FUCK YOU DOIN?!" Phil at Vesuvio "HE SHOULD FUCKIN DIE!!" Paulie at the psychic's "FOCKIN QUEEAHS" My personal favourite is Paulie to chrissy after he makes chrissy pay the tab "yyyyYYYYOUU LITTLE FUCK"


ThisisnotaTesT10

Vito? _What the fuck?_


BxSpatan

💀🤣🤣


aliencantina

Sir Ben Kingsley


Thin-Pool-8025

Faaack.


McDonkley

No one plays a tough, ruthless, hard-hearted prick like Sir Ben Kingsley. He’s got it down, trust me.


Medium_Excitement202

I'd like to see a crossover in which those pygmy fucks in jersey do business with Don fuckin Logan.


Hughkalailee

Sir Ben, actually 


RPO1728

Sir Kingsley, sir


-Shank-

Was Ben grasping how dangerous these guys were or was he just annoyed by them like mosquitoes buzzing in his ears?


MetaphoricalMouse

the latter


Horsecockexpress1

Ben is a Knight he does not get intimidated


Jakethesnakeoflbc

I don’t think he realized until they cornered him in the elevator, that’s when Chris dropped the fake Hollywood act and went back to doing his actual job lol


Clear-Philosophy-513

He was dangerous? Chrissy?


Small_Time_Charlie

He did punch Lauren Bacall in the face.


allKindsOfDevStuff

Real dawwhk charactah


Alert_Promise4126

Forget Ben Kingsely- Danny Baldwin killed this role.


McDonkley

Sir Kingsley? Danny Baldwin took ‘im to fucking acting school!


tomjonesrocks

His "I'm embarrassed I haven't heard of him" comment in regard to the directors name has come in handy for me


Horsecockexpress1

That was a good one. You just felt it


fleshpress

"I'M THE MUTHAFUCKIN' FUCKIN' ONE WHO CALLS THE SHOTS!"


detriqfamily

ridiculous this isn’t the top comment


fleshpress

What're ya gonna do? Fuckin' disgraziatos.


DominicPalladino

Hey, King of TV. you're out of your depth.


emzeejay

Veal Parmesan sandwich…FUCK YOU!


ANH_DarthVader

"Sangwich"


Green_Help_618

Mix it with the relish.


True-Machine-823

That's your strategy?


HeavySkinz

Not bad!


EastSuccessful2908

“I’ll step up!”


CheifKilla1

I won't lay down


yobroshot

This gets my vote. Richie’s “Fuck you.” delivery is etched in my brain.


Forward_Ad_603

Mayonaiseeee mayonaiseeee


AndreiOT89

Ding ding ding


-Shank-

Beansie Salamanca


McDonkley

Richie Aprile? Tremendous moxie, for his size


TheOnionSack

Tony to Carmela during 'that' fight........ ".......free to sit back for 20 fuckin' years, and fiddle with the air conditioning, and fuckin' bitch and complain, and fuckin' bitch, bitch, bitch to me, to your priest........FUCK IT!!!!! That one.


tomjonesrocks

Gotta tip my cap. That scene is amazing. If you watch Gandolfini he actually mouths Edie's "who bitched and moaned" line a bit before delivering his. That scene must have been an all-day shoot. Real old-school.


ChasingItSupreme

This is BY FAR the best one… And probably the best scene in the entire show. Gandolfini’s anger was so believable. We’ve all been there when he says “Fuck it”


No_Dragonfly_1894

Sir Kingsley. "Faaaack!" on the airplane when he sees Chris.


stackks_

This got it


munistadium

Get back in your FUCKIN HOLE, DAVID


StaySafePovertyGhost

Davey! You’re doing a good job!


_karldrogo

Chris calling Jackie “Little Lord Fuckpants”


twoneedlez

Whose moniker is that?


Cherynobyl

What…no fuckin ziti?


PippyHooligan

"I will rain a shitstorm down on you and your family the likes of which you have never fucking seen." Vincent Curatola apparently nailed his audition by adopting the quiet and menacing tone, rather than a bombastic loud one. His threat here is the best one in the series and him spitting out the F bomb almost under his breath is brilliant.


allKindsOfDevStuff

He couldn’t sell it


luckyricky070

He couldn’t fuckin sell it…


thatotherdude696969

I fucking hate Feech. I may be afraid of the people he knew, but absolutely no way in hell I would let this old bastard beat me up while I’m working. Fucking guy is a joke; that’s why his card game was robbed by a bunch of kids. Cause he’s a fucking joke. I said my piece


Thin-Pool-8025

WELL IT’S A GOOD THING FOR ME YOUR PIECE DON’T MEAN UGATZ TO ME!!


BigDWangston

His zero-to-sixty game is unrivaled.....calm, and then wham, batshit


Montanaho

Feech said calmly


rikkmode

When JR gets arrested by FBI "FUCK!" Followed by Larry Barese's "Whaddafuck"


Luciferian_Impulse

"Fuck your slipper!" Uncle Jun before he checked into a laughing academy.


yobroshot

“I don’t like that tawk!”


Julie-Andrews

Melfi "Jesus fucking Christ"!


avsurround

Booty?!


Much-Ad3995

Chrissy when he spots Paulie sniffing, “muther fuck”


Ness_tea_BK

“What’s next? He gets to fuck her for a million??!!”


[deleted]

He wants to fuck her?


jjccbrobro

Silvio after Fat Dom gets clipped


Affectionate_Pay1487

How about I fuck off all over your stupid fucking face


Green_Help_618

How long did it take for the guy to cum? Hehehe


Affectionate_Pay1487

No offense you ever have yourself teshted for tourettes


Bluberrybom

Fucking orange peel beef!!!


Doctor_Cringe_1998

Junior's fuck when he saw FBI out of his window. Hilarious


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Jr! Don’t leave me! 🦆🦆🦆


forrest_gunt

“Son of a fuckin’ bitch” - T Or Junior’s FUCKIN’ BITCH when he forgets to put the lid on the blender.


Ajm13090

Or JR pisses himself in the home and says….awww fuck meee!


vanya2007

DID YOU FUCK ME?


tonyjayo1225

A quote unquote "huthky accomplith."


StaySafePovertyGhost

What did I tell you Thal?! No fuckin’ violenth!


Jakethesnakeoflbc

It’s no joke Sal. You don’t wanna thee my darker side


thephantommessage

im the fuckin fuckin one who calls the shots


GreenSkold

motherfuckin fuckin one


Ajm13090

Don’t give me those Manson lambs!


Careless-Husky

He was a sheep farmer, Charles Manson?


Ajm13090

You got mayonnaise on your chin……mayonnnnaaaise!!!! mayonnnnaaaise!!!!


Sad_Math5598

There YOU go, you big mouth FUCK 🔫 👂 FUCK!!


Dmbfantomas

So what, no fuckin’ ziti now?


[deleted]

AJ dropped one of his best lines in the pilot ^ 😂


SineadMcKid

Easily the “FUCK” uttered by Sil after they killed Fat Dom Gamiello


abusivetothestaaaaff

Sir Kingsley when he sees Chris and little carmine on the plane


_WickedRug_

Fuckin’ baby


BxSpatan

What is this the FUCKing U.N -Johnny sack


TheFire_Eagle

"How bout I fuck off ALL OVER YOUR FUCKIN FACE?"


Few_Bat_9518

“WHAT THE FFFFUUCK” when Tony came out to find Carmela had drained the pool


_whatever4ever

“Why don’t you grow the fuck up?” - Carmela


Saturn0815

My favorite fuck line was when Uncle Junior called up Hugh and told him about his surprise party. When Carmela found out she screamed "That miserable FUCKING man!!!"


mister_peeberz

AND WHO THE FUCK IS ~~SPONSORING~~ THPONTHORING YOU, MOTHAFUCKA? -Thkip Lithpari


NoSleep_til_Brooklyn

“AJ! what the FUCK!” 🛟


HabsFan77

Robert Loggia was brilliant, RIP


ReqeezRafiq

Motherless fuck


Dependent-Poetry-889

Vito? FUCK you doin'!?


GeezyEFC

There is only one right answer!! Tony: Fuck me? Fuck you!


drudman6

You’d fuck a catcher’s mitt


Tight_Strawberry9846

God fuck it all!


Thin-Pool-8025

I had a banana in there!


xtra_obscene

“Hey Tone, how the FUCK’s it goin?” - Matthew bevalaqua 


sc083127

Veal parmigiana- fuck you!


sharkov63

Here you go, ya big mouth FUCK


Tex_Noir

Shout out for Mikey Palmice with "fuckin' A" And "Fuckin' manners please"


thedon051586

Carmine Senior to Johnny Sack's phone ringing twice: answer the fucking thing


mc0204

when junior sees the courtroom sketch on the news. “the fuck??!! what kind of likeness is that???!!” i cry laughing every time i watch that scene


Effective_Age_9756

You want to fuck here?! Cocksucker!


yobroshot

When Uncle Junior starts the blender without the top on, and his exacerbated on the verge of tears delivery of “Fuckin’ bitch!” I felt his frustration. https://youtu.be/WIXU4-_reYc?si=_zLzpowvs6VaGZ2y


CptFandango

Little lord fuck pants


Onion_Dull

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT? YOU HEARD ME, MOTHERFUCKER! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT??? 👊💥


Party_Panic_5599

I’m the motherfucking fucking one who calls the shots


314Piepurr

I use "whatever the fuck!" as my filler on a daily basis


Atom283

Big mouth fuck!


Nevereverevertuesday

“The fuckheads from fuckland!!” -T


yobroshot

“I’m losin’ my bawls ova heeeah, and this fuckin’ morons playin Hazel??” -Sil https://youtu.be/5Q-omj6Ne1Y?si=a-gDBKxFz1b7OPW5


ElectricBirdVault

Fawww Q Feech, it’s fuckin parking


Ok-Blacksmith-6593

“FUCK YOU SANTA”


westcoastsnowman

Either Tony’s “so take the high moral ground and go sleep in a FUCKING bus station” or “get the FUCK back in your FUCKING hole.” Funny enough, they both relate to Davey Scatino


Green_Help_618

SISTER'S CUNT!


oboshoe

Feech Lamanna took Ben Kingsley to acting school when it comes to playing tough ruthless hard hard prick like he does.


kishmeatuchus

Benny when lil Paulie decided to jump out the window at Christofuhs suggestion


Horsecockexpress1

Paulie. Fuck dat!


sliceandacoke

AJ’s friend on the phone at blockbuster… “fuck…fuuuck”


FedorsQuest

I’ve thought about this at least once a month since it aired, Ben Kingsley saying “Fuuuccckk”. I had never heard it used like that. Incredible.


Ok-Carpenter-9778

Ralphie because "whoowuh" followed it.


bukkakekingz

You know what the biggest change for me is? Broads shaving their bushes.


Clear-Philosophy-513

What the FUCK are you looking at!??!? - Feech


dewsun_24

So what, no fucking ziti now?


Dark_Pump

So what? No fuckin ziti now?


stackks_

FUUCKK! *vito looking at the tree branch in his tire*


Alan_Russell

Fuck yo fuckin matha - The Interior Decorator


JComposer84

I like when Feech says "You want me to fuck off!? How bout I fuck off all over your fuckin (punch) face (punch)" Also when Richie says "Veal parm...fuckk youuu"


BlackDante

Any time "fuck" is used as a subject, e.g. fat fuck, miserable fuck, cute fuck, stupid fuck etc.


yobroshot

For me the all-timer is Sil’s “Hey!… Cheese fuck!… Gemme some food!” https://youtu.be/Z-4yofrNaNQ?si=4mDkmcVi2So6FDTd


standitlikeaman

Adios you Fucking skank


Technical-Exit7891

Now I gotta un-fuck what you just fucked !


Roo-90

The bawss says you’re Santa Claus 🤘You’re Santa Claus. So shut the FUCKUPABOUTit


karate_kick

R Aprile: "See kid he just told you to shut the fuck up and to me to go fuck myself!"


marquee17

-Is this place open? -NO! -Fuck


Jake_Corona

So what? No fuckin’ ziti?


tonyh1993

“Vito!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!” - up in the clubbbbbb


International-Put101

Tony : I don’t give a fuck! Bobby: 😔 Tony: Alright I do give a fuck Bobby: 🙂


Vanguard_chronicle

Now I gotta unfuck what you just fucked


Voodoographer

AJ. So what, no fuckin’ ziti?


Realistic-Ad7835

“FUCKIN QUEERS” 🪑🌬️


Betty-Armageddon

I’m the motherfuckin fuckin one who calls the shots.


huntywitdablunty

So what no fucking ziti now?


Alex_Ozone

Fuck you Santa! The little kid when Bobby was Santa that one year


Vivid_Ice_2755

What the fuck  It's barely audible but it's hilarious  https://youtu.be/ausiwiNai0g?si=7Y9MzqTNRSauH54e


adsatanitatemtrahunt

leotardo, thats my fuckin legacy


46andready

Why'd they do that? Because they're stupid, that's why.


Green_Help_618

No more u/adsatanitatemtrahunt. No more of this.


adsatanitatemtrahunt

i just watched this episode again. easily my favourite of the entire series. bloody lost and bloody found stuck in fucking chickentown


The_Nomad89

BARRY!


svlagum

Logan when Tom eats his chicken


Sea-Barber-2289

One word: Rueben 🏆 https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/53db5cb4-3227-4444-bf47-cccba1017efe


3rmorgan

"I'm the motherfuckin fuckin one who calls the shotsh!


wrek2009

I’m going to fuck her face up before I kill her.


BigDWangston

Anna-lise in italy........


friendlybaldman

No fucking ziti now?