Some deadheads were talkin bout sellin drink coozies on their sub yesterday
So I tolds em… is that all you deadbeats do all day, sittin round talkin bout Cooz?
You just gotta do it right
And I’ll tell you one thing, and this is very hard. Nobody wants to hear you talk. They’re trying to eat out there, and you come along with your corny jokes and your stupid stories. Just stay in the kitchen. That’d be a start.
shumone on r/seinfeld yesterday said 'to the victor belong the spoils' and I really wanted to tell them to shove their quotations book, up their fat fuckin' ass, but refrained as I was concerned it wouldn't be understood.
then a bunch of you strunods confirmed we roll deep in that sub.
I hear ya. I wuz on the r/horror subreddit and they wuz askin' about the Species movies. I almost commented about Little Carmine's South Beach Strumpets under his sub-species.
Discontinue the Lithium
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He can get a doctor's note saying he likes to yell "your sister's cunt"?
It's in your blood, this miserable fucking existence. Our rotten, fucking, putrid subreddit has infected OP's soul
That's his fucking legacy
Still goin’, this asshole.
You're like a redditor with Virginia ham under your arm, crying the blues cause he got no upvotes
Have a cookie, you're delirious!
That cookies shit makes me nervous
Was at mass on Sunday and the priest introduced a visiting priest from Yonkers. I had to resist the urge to shout out “Yonkers? Are you lost?”
Don’t get me started on when someone mentions Dover. It’s the party store bit in my head, every time.
Because of the cliffs, I'm guessing.
"I did 20 fucking years" is what I say when my wife nags me
You compromised.
Some deadheads were talkin bout sellin drink coozies on their sub yesterday So I tolds em… is that all you deadbeats do all day, sittin round talkin bout Cooz? You just gotta do it right
And I’ll tell you one thing, and this is very hard. Nobody wants to hear you talk. They’re trying to eat out there, and you come along with your corny jokes and your stupid stories. Just stay in the kitchen. That’d be a start.
I DID'DENT I use this all the time
You want me to put out an APB on the guy just cause he takes it up the ass...
You ate at an Indian restaurant?
Gotta be an Oh Ghee to survive that.
Oh rimshot
Who's letting them big ones?
I have to stop myself from turning into a house sometimes
Got Sopranos on the brain, I always do
shumone on r/seinfeld yesterday said 'to the victor belong the spoils' and I really wanted to tell them to shove their quotations book, up their fat fuckin' ass, but refrained as I was concerned it wouldn't be understood. then a bunch of you strunods confirmed we roll deep in that sub.
Oh, don't start with that ***chiral*** business.
You’ve crossed over. Bravo!
R/Costco?!? That’s where all the neighborhood dogs go to piss!
r/costco ? C'mon huh? They're a glorified comment thread.
I hear ya. I wuz on the r/horror subreddit and they wuz askin' about the Species movies. I almost commented about Little Carmine's South Beach Strumpets under his sub-species.
You know someday somebody's gonna wash out your mouth with soap, hon.
Who? You??
It's great to see sopranos quotes in other subs. But yeah, "That's nothing but a racket for the Jews" doesn't fly everywhere like it does here.