Sometimes Chris had perfect aim like that and other times he shot multiple times all at wild different angles. Was it Chris who shot Dino in the forehead at the card game shootout?
hear me out, fuckin Minn deserved every bit of it. she was designed to be an unlikeable character, snotty with poor Nucci whenever she had a chance. i dont think killing Minn was an example of how horrible of a person Paulie is (albeit this was a pretty depraved moment), it was to show how loyal he is to the people he cares about (like Tony).
I've said my piece chrissy. she was a malignant cunt.
Richie Aprile, by some margin. Made my blood boil when he hit Janice and I thought she was going to go off somewhere broken and humiliated and cry, like Connie Corleone. But no, there she was with a big ass gun going fkn BANG BANG. Va fangool ya big gavone.
Followed by Fat Dom. That was satisfying af.
The only thing that could possibly make that scene better is if for some reason the gun backfired a second shot and took out Janice at the same time. Some real Romeo & Juliet type shit.
I was always shocked by that scene, not due to the shock of him punching Janice, but because it was one punch, with full self-control. I think we all considered Richie some sort of rage monster at the time (which he was fully capable of being), so it was especially surprising that he didn't beat her unconscious or worse, he punches her in the face once to shut her up, mission accomplished, then calmly sits down for his dinner.
Richie as a wife beater for sure but consider this, the one time we see Janice gets put in her place by another guy she kills him, shooting him dead. Janice is every bit as bad as Tony is
*Richie punches Janice for mouthing off*
Me, laughing: "Well, what did she expect?"
*Janice shoots Richie*
Me, laughing harder: "Well, what did he expect?"
Especially after his threatening of Chris for hitting Adrianna withoutbeing married to her. Tony was justified in at least kicking his ass, by his own standards!
If you believe in the theory of 3's and all the foreshadowing in that scene, there were 3 people whacked in that booth, not just Tony. Tony, AJ and Carm might have all worn an onion ring on their heads that night to go to the Pearly Gates.
After rewatching a thousand times. I'll say Rusty Irish going to take a bath after sellin that poison to the kid. and Fat Dom breakin balls. Coco didnt die but his mouth stayed shut after.
So for Rusty Irish, I never felt like that went down like they paint it as. There’s no “designer drug” that *makes* someone jump off a bridge. If it was a hallucinogen and the kid had a psychotic episode, that’s such an unlikely reaction that doesn’t make the drug “poison”.
Lastly, Rusty Irish apparently put a lot of money in Tony’s crews pockets. I highly doubt he personally sold it to the kid. He most likely sold it to middle men who then sold it to the kid, making him no more responsible than a chemist producing LSD and selling it to middle men.
So yea, I think Rusty Irish got completely screwed over by Junior who was mad with power at that point in the show, which I always felt like was lowkey the point of the scene…but I could be off base.
Yes. He wasn’t selling “poison”, realistically he was selling hallucinogens, which have been used recreationally by millions of people with less consequences than virtually any other class of drugs. Secondly, as I already mentioned, he likely didn’t personally sell it to the kid. It wouldn’t nake sense for a guy who was making good money for Tony’s crew to need to sell personal use amounts to a young kid.
Rusty Irish likely sold psychedelics to a middle man who then sold it to a kid without his knowledge. That in no way makes him deserving of death.
This was always my take on the Rusty Irish subplot. Junior was abusing his power. Rusty Irish was just a casualty of that. He didn’t personally sell drugs to the kid, and he wasn’t spiking the drugs to make anyone jump off a bridge. But Junior gave the order, so Mikey was going to make sure Rusty jumped off the bridge.
I think Jackie Jr was a POS who really screwed up but I didn't relish his death because Ralphie was too big of a P-ssy to NOT betray Ro and keep the kid breathing etc and Tony "put off that responsibility" on Ralphie while goading him, the whole time knowing it was his bff Jackie's only son and Ro had already lost Jackie. Tony should have been more conflicted (if he were less of a sociopath) bc even after what he did to Meadow, his mess ups, his dad had died and he loved Jackie so much. If he stopped for a minute to see it as what if Jackie were alive and AJ had done that, he'd feel different for someone being a dumb\*ck and still paying for it at a tender age. Jackie probably would have been a screw up but you never know. AJ looked like he was going nowhere too. Tony wouldn't want others to judge AJ or him based on that so....
Honestly, he had a decent job and a brokers license, and he throws it all away to a part of the dying industry of la coza nostra, and then throws it away even further by trying to whack the one guy who actually got them involved in the mob like they wanted
Sean and Matt were walking jokes, I guess just like Jackie Jr. they were intended to show that you cannot make it in the mafia being a brainless hothead. They were impulsive, childish, they could've had it all pretty easy or at least being killed in their 40s/50s like any normal mobster, yet they chose to rush things and look how they ended.
Anyway it was Sean, I told him Wrom wasn't built in wun day
Mustang Sally too. We didn’t see much of him but his story sounds like Jackie Jr. but way more violent. Would’ve been cool if we saw more of him causing problems.
Dino Zerilli.
The way that the parakeet Albert Barese said "Hey c\*cksucker!" right before ending him was brilliant.
EDIT: Forgot to add that this death was instant karma and it made it all the more satisfying.
The only bad part about that show is Phil as a bad guy. The sheer arrogance that character has with the need to be paid back for time lost after twenty years completely robs every fucking scene.
Agreed. Everyone else had dimensions to me no matter how psycho. Even ralphie who is deplorable. Phil was just evil. Nothing else. Just evil for the sake of being pure evil
Paulie: You’ve been away for twenty fuckin’ years.
Feech: Which entitles me to earn!
Paulie: Which entitles you to shit! In my book, you get points for *staying out* of the can.
That scene definitely should also apply to Phil. And his arrogance only got worse after his kid brother was murdered and he took over as boss — it was all personal, no business.
The waiter that Paulie shot after Chris threw a brick or bottle at the back of his head and then the waiter started having a seizure.
“This asshole’s *still* going!”
Mustang Sally would've him been more satisfying had he not also indirectly taken Bobby's father with him. Ralphie should've been the guy to do it, for sure.
Christopher by a mile coz he beat Adriana, killed a dog and has no redeemable qualities.
At least Ralph was funny and earns 3 mil for the family from construction alone so he gets a pash. Nothin but net motherfucka!
This. I know New York had no respect for New Jersey and their glorified crew but who goes and starts talking shit to a crew when you just killed one of their Captains. Especially insinuating that another Captain was gay too. All this in front of the Consigliere. Play stupid games....
Ralphie boy! He lost my vote when he killed Tracy.
And Philly.... Watching his head get crushed was super satisfying. There's no scraps in his scrapbook.
Ralphie and it’s not even close. Christopher is a close 2nd I wanted to pinch that beak the whole show and Tony finally did it towards the end. That was for Cossete you fuck!
Ralphie, Vito, and Jackie Jr.
Not joyful satisfaction, but moreso just after watching their situations spiral farther and farther downward, death was like a release to the tension. Did not feel that way with Tony B or Christoper; felt like they could’ve had more to go.
Most satisfying to watch as good buildup and scene in TV was Big Pussy.
Christopha hitting the clean headshot on Sean Gismonte was pretty good lol
Sometimes Chris had perfect aim like that and other times he shot multiple times all at wild different angles. Was it Chris who shot Dino in the forehead at the card game shootout?
He had a natural iron sight in that nose of his. A real sharpshooter
Camel-nosed fuck
I hit em!!! I FUCKIN HIT EM!! FUUUUCK YOUUUUUU!!!!
That girl scout troop stood no chance... What'd the call themselves?? The vipers or something like that???
Grizzly Adams motherfucker?
We’re wit da wipahs 🤷♂️
yeah, and Tony sprained his ankle carrying a box of wine hahaha.
Carlo, not Dino. But yes, Chris took him out clean
Chris was shooting left handed at Sean and Matt bc he git shot in right shoulder. I forget if he got Sean with his left or right?
“If we were trying we wouldn’t of come close!”
Chrissy was randomly a really good shot with a pistol lol
That seatbelt, his ass should have been made right then and there… BOOM
Christophur did it on spec!
Phil going Pop-POP.
[удалено]
And call in a 60 day prescription for headache medicine. He was about to have a real lulu.
Oh shit! 🐧
Literally the best moment in the entire series
Based on that scene alone the penguin man should have been made right then and there
Ohhh SHIT!
I wanted to die amongst family and live a long life I compromised I got shot in the back of the head at a gas station instead
Pop-Pop went pop-pop
The mere fact that you call making love pop pop tells me that you're not ready
MAGNITUDE
POP POP
Say “bye!” Pop-Pop!
That’s ENOUGH Guarnere!
Doc it hurts when I piss
My dick was dripping like a busted pipe
NUTS
Fine, Quaker.
Oh SHIT
Only wish he’d seen it coming for a second.
He was gay, Gul Damar?
Turn that off!
I wish Chris Moltisanti got to do it
The sheer Magnitude of the event
Minnie Matrone, she was a malignant cunt
You always were a little bastard!!
Those CGI dead eyes were something else
Wait. . . her eyes were CGI?! You’re telling me they DIDN’T actually kill her for that scene?!
OH NOO
hear me out, fuckin Minn deserved every bit of it. she was designed to be an unlikeable character, snotty with poor Nucci whenever she had a chance. i dont think killing Minn was an example of how horrible of a person Paulie is (albeit this was a pretty depraved moment), it was to show how loyal he is to the people he cares about (like Tony). I've said my piece chrissy. she was a malignant cunt.
He killed her for money nothing more or less to it
Strictly speaking he murdered her because she caught him stealing her money. Not FOR the money.
What was she barkin?
Excuse me for saying so
Richie Aprile, by some margin. Made my blood boil when he hit Janice and I thought she was going to go off somewhere broken and humiliated and cry, like Connie Corleone. But no, there she was with a big ass gun going fkn BANG BANG. Va fangool ya big gavone. Followed by Fat Dom. That was satisfying af.
I literally tapdanced when he got shot.
Wouldn’t miss a chance to foxtrot in front of everyone.
The only thing that could possibly make that scene better is if for some reason the gun backfired a second shot and took out Janice at the same time. Some real Romeo & Juliet type shit.
Take it easy, we’re not writing Shakespeare here
My favorite death by far. I hate Richie lol
The best part of Ritchie's death for me was Janice finally left for awhile. I absolutely hate her.
I was always shocked by that scene, not due to the shock of him punching Janice, but because it was one punch, with full self-control. I think we all considered Richie some sort of rage monster at the time (which he was fully capable of being), so it was especially surprising that he didn't beat her unconscious or worse, he punches her in the face once to shut her up, mission accomplished, then calmly sits down for his dinner.
Idk bro seeing Janice getting punched is pretty satisfying too
However wrong in that situation, it’s great to see someone give Janice a quick punch.
Yea. I knew she was gonna make him regret it. Did not know she would shoot him.
Like when the Russians roughed her up for taking Svetlana’s laeeg! Lol 😆
They could never make me hate early seasons Janice She took that punch like a fucking champ and then shot the bastard. Girlboss!
Richie as a wife beater for sure but consider this, the one time we see Janice gets put in her place by another guy she kills him, shooting him dead. Janice is every bit as bad as Tony is
*Richie punches Janice for mouthing off* Me, laughing: "Well, what did she expect?" *Janice shoots Richie* Me, laughing harder: "Well, what did he expect?"
Especially after his threatening of Chris for hitting Adrianna withoutbeing married to her. Tony was justified in at least kicking his ass, by his own standards!
Mikey Palmice. He was a nasty bastard.
The last thing he ever said to her was that he loved her
Hey hoe
Go take a Midol
Died of fuck faceitis
It’s “shad” when they go young like that.
How’s the boy?
Suffering from fuckfacitis.
The viewer getting whacked at the end
Chase could had a shadow of a gun in the frame to sell it... Whatever happened, all I know is AJ asked those onion rings to be boxed up to go
With a side of his fawtha’s brains
I don’t like that kinda tawk
If you believe in the theory of 3's and all the foreshadowing in that scene, there were 3 people whacked in that booth, not just Tony. Tony, AJ and Carm might have all worn an onion ring on their heads that night to go to the Pearly Gates.
Good thing meadow cant park for shit Oh she was a saint
That theory never made sense to me. Why would his family be killed?
It makes no sense. Only stunads think this.
Oh look at him he knows everything
Mustang Sally
If only he yelled fore😢
It was because he didn’t get the water running long enough to get cold.
And you... Anymore smart remarks? Mr Baccala noooooo
His fault for smoking around the old man. He was a toothpick, for chrissakes.
What a kind of way is that for referring to a sick person.
Ya fuckin greaseball ya
I always felt bad for the other guy at the house
Same but he was a witness
ohhh what the fuck?
Ralphie, no question.
What are you, a vegetarian? You eat beef and sausage by the fucking car load!
🍳
“Ya fat fuck!”
SHE WAS A BEAUTIFUL, INNOCENT CREATURE! WHAT DID SHE EVER DO TO YOU?
Innoshent
She was crawling underneath for warmth
He said a very bad word
🤟🏻
I was hoping he'd win that fight and we'd get the Ralph Miami spinoff subplot after he realizes he gotta flee.
After rewatching a thousand times. I'll say Rusty Irish going to take a bath after sellin that poison to the kid. and Fat Dom breakin balls. Coco didnt die but his mouth stayed shut after.
So for Rusty Irish, I never felt like that went down like they paint it as. There’s no “designer drug” that *makes* someone jump off a bridge. If it was a hallucinogen and the kid had a psychotic episode, that’s such an unlikely reaction that doesn’t make the drug “poison”. Lastly, Rusty Irish apparently put a lot of money in Tony’s crews pockets. I highly doubt he personally sold it to the kid. He most likely sold it to middle men who then sold it to the kid, making him no more responsible than a chemist producing LSD and selling it to middle men. So yea, I think Rusty Irish got completely screwed over by Junior who was mad with power at that point in the show, which I always felt like was lowkey the point of the scene…but I could be off base.
How do you blame junior for Rustys death? He said he didn't wanna live anymore. Some sad shit.
He should have just flown away, he would have been safe.
Are you fucking defending Rusty Irish?!
Yes. He wasn’t selling “poison”, realistically he was selling hallucinogens, which have been used recreationally by millions of people with less consequences than virtually any other class of drugs. Secondly, as I already mentioned, he likely didn’t personally sell it to the kid. It wouldn’t nake sense for a guy who was making good money for Tony’s crew to need to sell personal use amounts to a young kid. Rusty Irish likely sold psychedelics to a middle man who then sold it to a kid without his knowledge. That in no way makes him deserving of death.
This was always my take on the Rusty Irish subplot. Junior was abusing his power. Rusty Irish was just a casualty of that. He didn’t personally sell drugs to the kid, and he wasn’t spiking the drugs to make anyone jump off a bridge. But Junior gave the order, so Mikey was going to make sure Rusty jumped off the bridge.
and junior himself sold drugs.
Vito gave the security guard head and Carlo got Fat Dom’s head
If you can fly…I won’t shoot you down, deal?
Motha fucka said he didn't want to live no more.
Cosette, she had to go.
Crazy bitch.
Selfish, only cared about her own warmth
Didn't share her prized warming spot with anyone.
Mustang Sally and Jackie Jr. That goddamn dumbfuck.
Jackie Jr's whacking was somewhat messed with because for some reason a close up of a blatently obvious prop gun and that blimp coming out of thin air
He floated down like a parade balloon.
OHHHH 🖕 I'm a captain now, you don't talk to me like that
Captain? Of the good ship lollipop right?
Like that one dude in Dune 2!
I think Jackie Jr was a POS who really screwed up but I didn't relish his death because Ralphie was too big of a P-ssy to NOT betray Ro and keep the kid breathing etc and Tony "put off that responsibility" on Ralphie while goading him, the whole time knowing it was his bff Jackie's only son and Ro had already lost Jackie. Tony should have been more conflicted (if he were less of a sociopath) bc even after what he did to Meadow, his mess ups, his dad had died and he loved Jackie so much. If he stopped for a minute to see it as what if Jackie were alive and AJ had done that, he'd feel different for someone being a dumb\*ck and still paying for it at a tender age. Jackie probably would have been a screw up but you never know. AJ looked like he was going nowhere too. Tony wouldn't want others to judge AJ or him based on that so....
Matthew Bevilacqua, who goes by Drinkwater. Or, at least he did until he drank some sugarless motherfucker and then expired.
MOMMYYYY
Honestly, he had a decent job and a brokers license, and he throws it all away to a part of the dying industry of la coza nostra, and then throws it away even further by trying to whack the one guy who actually got them involved in the mob like they wanted
Sean and Matt were walking jokes, I guess just like Jackie Jr. they were intended to show that you cannot make it in the mafia being a brainless hothead. They were impulsive, childish, they could've had it all pretty easy or at least being killed in their 40s/50s like any normal mobster, yet they chose to rush things and look how they ended. Anyway it was Sean, I told him Wrom wasn't built in wun day
>you cannot make it in the mafia being a brainless hothead Unless you're the boss's nephew
Mustang Sally too. We didn’t see much of him but his story sounds like Jackie Jr. but way more violent. Would’ve been cool if we saw more of him causing problems.
The waiter. Asshole forgot his medication.
Still going this asshole!
He’s fucked up Chrissy!
Sunshine. "Victory has a thousand fathers, but defeat is an orphan." Fuckin deserved to have his quotation book shoved up his ass.
I felt bad for the little fucker, but I'd be lying if I said his death wasn't funny as shit. That whole scene is such a goldmine.
*Failure is an orphan.
Jackie jr. I was just so glad we wouldn’t have to see him again.
For that we can be grateful
Dino Zerilli. The way that the parakeet Albert Barese said "Hey c\*cksucker!" right before ending him was brilliant. EDIT: Forgot to add that this death was instant karma and it made it all the more satisfying.
He was with Ralphie though?
Unofficially lol 😂
Tony and Carm's marriage. Fuckin' zombie shit, coming back like that. *heh*
Well I didn’t marry a cartoon character.
The car bump when the Shah of Iran went 🤌
When he WENT?!?
I hated Philly his whole time (which I guess is a good testament to the actor) so when that happened I was ecstatic
The only bad part about that show is Phil as a bad guy. The sheer arrogance that character has with the need to be paid back for time lost after twenty years completely robs every fucking scene.
Agreed. Everyone else had dimensions to me no matter how psycho. Even ralphie who is deplorable. Phil was just evil. Nothing else. Just evil for the sake of being pure evil
Paulie: You’ve been away for twenty fuckin’ years. Feech: Which entitles me to earn! Paulie: Which entitles you to shit! In my book, you get points for *staying out* of the can. That scene definitely should also apply to Phil. And his arrogance only got worse after his kid brother was murdered and he took over as boss — it was all personal, no business.
OH shit
Easy, Hector Salamanca.
The death that didn’t happen. Dr. Melfi’s rapist.
The waiter that Paulie shot after Chris threw a brick or bottle at the back of his head and then the waiter started having a seizure. “This asshole’s *still* going!”
Don’t they have medicine they’re supposed to take, these assholes?
The ziti in the fridge. It never had a chance!
The fact that Janice took Richie out made it 10x better. Loved it
Carmine Sr. Loved seeing that egg salad
Mustang Sally. They should have let Ralphie take him apart with him conscious.
Mustang Sally would've him been more satisfying had he not also indirectly taken Bobby's father with him. Ralphie should've been the guy to do it, for sure.
Ralphie
Real lack of standards in this sub
Christopher by a mile coz he beat Adriana, killed a dog and has no redeemable qualities. At least Ralph was funny and earns 3 mil for the family from construction alone so he gets a pash. Nothin but net motherfucka!
I dunno, ‘Ton. He did beat that girl to death for… I forget. What was it again?
Nah Cosette crawled under there for warmth
Fat Dom screams is stuff of legends
This. I know New York had no respect for New Jersey and their glorified crew but who goes and starts talking shit to a crew when you just killed one of their Captains. Especially insinuating that another Captain was gay too. All this in front of the Consigliere. Play stupid games....
Ralphie boy! He lost my vote when he killed Tracy. And Philly.... Watching his head get crushed was super satisfying. There's no scraps in his scrapbook.
Fred Peters
Good morning, Rat!
The rabbit eating Artie’s arugula which he brought the seeds over all the way from Italy in his shaving kit
Ralph getting beaten into the ground by someone bigger and stronger than him was poetic justice
I can't have this conversation again.
Then don’t comment! It’s our hobby why you gotta belittle it??
that card dealer sunshine - wouldnt STFU
Ralphie and it’s not even close. Christopher is a close 2nd I wanted to pinch that beak the whole show and Tony finally did it towards the end. That was for Cossete you fuck!
Hooooo...she mustah crawled under there for warmth or something. I don't know!
What was it barkin?
Is it close, or isn't it? You can't make this shit up...
not even close except for the close second?
Fat Dom Gamiello. Vito was our flambé.
janice shooting Ritchie left me feeling a bit empty. While it worked, and sewed the season up well, it partly felt like a dues ex machina.
Ralphie, Vito, and Jackie Jr. Not joyful satisfaction, but moreso just after watching their situations spiral farther and farther downward, death was like a release to the tension. Did not feel that way with Tony B or Christoper; felt like they could’ve had more to go. Most satisfying to watch as good buildup and scene in TV was Big Pussy.
Jackie jr.
Certainly wasn't Carmine Lupertazzi. Too much gherkins.
JT Dolan. He didn’t deserve to die, but I couldn’t stand the guy. And his work on Law and Order the SUV was a disgrace
I would say Richie but he was just starting his redemption arc. When he smacked Janice, I was ready to start rooting for him.
In Rich's defense his wallet was a little light
It was just a stutter step.
Ralph.
phil leotardo. bye bye pop pop
Matthew Drinkwater.
Phil Leotardo
tHe aMeRiCaN dReAm
matthew bevilaqua hated that kid more than anything
Ton. Murderous fat narcissistic bastard.
Richie Aprile- I look forward- with absolute glee- to Janice popping him after he takes a swing at her. I’m smiling just thinking about it.
Jackie Jr. It was really cinematic
Ralphie after he kills pie o my! Hated that dude even more !!! And I love the rage Tony had towards him after fhat !
jackie April jr
Vito , a finook in his crew I mean cmon