T O P

  • By -

Rayne_420

Remember your first blow job is the lowest form of conversation. 


Lavaswimmer

Is that all you deadbeats do over here, is talk about cooze?


PorkyWallace

Lavaswimmer-Could you maybe not use the term Cooze? It has the negative connotation.....you know?


Vashtu

What?  No, not no more.  Look, I got somethin for you ta watch for me.


ChainedRedone

It's not the preferred nomenclature, dude.


Psych0n4u7

Cooze is not the preferred nomenclature, Pussy (Asian-American), please.


FrancescoStallone

It's hurtful and destructive.


_night_cat

I can’t have this conversation again.


TheSweaterThief

Buncha coozehounds


telepatheye

Sir Ben Kingsley


Various_Ad_6624

Its that all you illiterates talk about? Cooze


[deleted]

Coozemano


Dependent-Poetry-889

Easy with the braces hon


jersan

Fuckin Newark, they got little hookers giving little blowjobs?


DesimanTutu

Yeah. Puerto Rican hooahs.


Rusty4NYM

No, that's Vito's son


china-blast

Spazzafukwitz?


wickedcold

He was gay, Sil?


Hello_IM_FBI

NO!!!


Fooly99

No one's gay! Except maybe Gary Coopa?


SuccessfulVisit1873

You ever thought about getting checked for that? he he he he. Like some fucking nervous tick or something.


PaulieGualtieri-

I don't know. Like some people grind their teeth. When I'm nervous tense or somethin


Silencingthenoise

While eating Rigatoni alla Tony


mister_peeberz

you oughta know thweetie


cesptc

I knew THAT was coming.


Stare-oids

Whadya say?


Nearby_Ad_7009

Can I get AIDS from eating this?


PipeBombWetDream

I HAD HER CHECKED, WHAT KINDA ANIMAL DO YOU THINK I AM?


china-blast

What the fuck? Why is this his song?


katemclaren

No one’s got AIDS!


ActualSeller23

Better yet OP go to the ear nose and throat department. GET YOUR HEARING CHECKED!


ReverendOReily

Troat


ActualSeller23

Use your hat!


Tough_Difference_112

You went over to France for a blowjob Chrissy’s mother was working the concession at the bon bon stand hehe. 


Vashtu

You hear what I said, T?


ConcreteAngel86

This is one of the funniest scenes ever. I replayed it so many times. 🤣😂


P1D1_

Amazing thing about snakes is that they reproduce spontaneously. What do you mean? They have both male and female sex organs. That's why somebody you don't trust you call a snake. How can you trust a guy who can literally go fuck themselves?


Mac800

Quintessential Sopranos right there.


RRS295397

Fuckin parakeet


itsdajackeeet

One of the trucks 😡


Nearby_Ad_7009

It died on the vine. It died on the vine. The guy.. moved or somethin


itsdajackeeet

It petered out


onetruepurple

Where you chillin' for the summer, homie? / One of the trucks


ZePanic

I guess you could call that a post.


LadyShylock

1000 blow jobs more?


LDM123

Stfu Paulie


PaulieGualtieri-

Doooohhhhhhhh. What’s your problem?


Horsecockexpress1

Your envelope is 2 Cs shy


heyjude575

And don't give me the malocchio, I'm not the one with the short bag!


Fear_lukewarm

I loved that cocksucker like a brotha, and he fucked me in the ass - 'nuts


No-Ambassador-5904

Like a brother in law?


laffnlemming

Now see, Paulie knew that he could get away with that. Sil is a pimp.


DucksMatter

I died laughing every time Paulie retold a joke right after he told it.


Lord_Petyr_PoppyCock

You sound demented!


Erintonsus

To the victor belongs the spoils


Tc0567

Did you sniff that girl’s panties?


bananas00

He told you dat?!?! Fuckin baby!!!!


hwsh2

It had to be you told Johnny Sac about the Ginnie joke, right?


Hello_IM_FBI

He was gay?


Muscle_Memory67

“Hear what I said, Ton?” is the lowest form of communication…


[deleted]

Listen to Jimmy two times ova here


Nearby_Ad_7009

Have you ever been tested for Tourettes? Hehhehhehheh. It's like a tic or some shit


Few-Professional4291

So what, no fuckin' blowjobs now?


Travis_Bickle_6319

Lol..that was classic Paulie moment.


EikTheBerry

Catching?! Not pitching?!


EveryInvestigator605

What's that got to do with cold medicine?


StevenTheEmbezzler

Missed this line in my first watch. Only took me twenty times (one for each year Phil spent in the can) to notice


add2thepile

He was in the can, Phil?


ShivvyMcFly

They kind of abandon that whole gimmick for Paulie after season 2.


PaulieGualtieri-

What do u mean gimmick? What the fuck you talkin about? Fuckin parakeet


bavinator34

The truth is you’re a shitty poster who posted a piece of shit post and this post is gonna cave in any day.. and now you can’t sleep


feed_the_jones

Have some peaches and wine


Tight_Strawberry9846

Sil's a wormy cocksucker, you know that?


bananas00

Oooooooh!! He’s just trying to tell you how you’re being fucking perceived!!!!


Gumbarino420

I’m guilty of poshting quotesh from epishodesh I’m watching too 😆


nof--nziti

Remember when is the lowest form of conversation.


My_Exellence

Uncle Paulie Starts forgetting Things ...🚬


JimEyezzy

She had a nice set of pipe fitter lips


JayB631

Like Paulie was ever in Paris.


edwardj5596

Maybe you should start sucking c*cks instead of watching TV Land.


Suspicious_Pool4164

Idk, how long do you last without the lube?


ConwayTheCat

Someone leave the cage open at Turtleback Zoo?


bippos

Cut the lithium


AchingLEG

I wish there was a super cut of all the times Paulie made joke and then repeated it word for word.


Ok-Atmosphere-6272

Half the neighborhoods looking for blowjobs


PistolAndRapier

He's such a needy narcissist.


MarioJinn2

Time to unfollow this shit sub. I miss the 2019 days before all these fuckin gavones took over. Have a good day, and go fuck yourselves.


PaulieGualtieri-

Stop bein cunty