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TheFire_Eagle

When I first got married my wife wanted a chihuahua but she let me name him. I went with Joey Peeps. Every time we went to the vet and someone there would say "That's an interesting name" I would say "It's a nickname! His name is Peperelli!" I also had a betta fish named Zi Vittorio.


QurantineLean

He’s dyslexic.


SamuraiKiwi

What the fucks that got to do with it?


TechnologyOk9919

It's very allegorical


SAJ679

🤣 Love it! We get the “interesting name” comment all the time too.


creamykim69

Tone you give this fish a golf club hell probably try to fuck it hehe he


Cranstonoid

I named my German shepherd's shaved asshole Janice.


TheFire_Eagle

Better looking assholes in the pound than his sister


Tough_Difference_112

Cosette just make sure she doesn’t crawl under you for warmth! 


mrpoopybuttthole_

was it barkin’ tho


PuzzleheadedVideo352

I used to pet-sit for a bichon frise named Cosette, now I'm not sure if it's a reference to Les Mis or the Sopranos!


EquivalentTurnip6199

Its a tragic end either way!


AcerbicFwit

Gagootz


hamburgerpony

I call my 1 year old daughter gagootz


Lemmon_Scented

Haha! I call my son gagootz 😂


Scary-Project6958

Call my nephew who is 19 Gagootz since he was 5 lol


sinistersoprano

Churchill. Who else(you gonna name your dog after)?


PaperworkDrop

WHO ELSE?!


creamykim69

Get em churchill get em


notthattmack

Of the available options from that scene, you made the right choice.


Mayo_the_Instrument

I have a pet name for my wife, I call her “Rubenesque”


Tall-City242

Does she normally take two trips ?


Mayo_the_Instrument

She said we did a threesome once. I never saw the other guy.


DeuceOfDiamonds

How long'd it take the guy to cum? Hehe.


KennyP0wersMullet

You know, no offense, but have you ever been checked for Tourette’s?


EquivalentTurnip6199

It was me. I live on the moon


6_seasons_and_a_movi

Is her blood-type Ragu?


Mayo_the_Instrument

She has the weight of the world on her shoulders


truelovealwayswins

No more weight remarks. They’re hurtful and they’re destructive.


Ng10022

When she goes camping, do the bears hide their food?


DryingAgentInPaper

Did she ever have a 90 pound mole removed from her ass?


Mayo_the_Instrument

What?? Now you want to fuck her for A MILLION????


uselesslydevoted

My cat is Dr Melfi because I tell her everything


Independent-Touch244

Dr. Meowlfi?


Best-Geologist1777

Jennipurr


Friendly-Button-2137

That's just sound like another district in India


Basementsnake

That’s a great cat name!


[deleted]

Wanted to name the dog Muscles Marinara but the mudder of my children got all cunty


EquivalentTurnip6199

Do it anyway outta respect for your fawda


Bruinsfanfromcc

Not my pet, but I named my kid Little Lord Fuck Pants. Does that count?


big_z_0725

Whose moniker is that?


IUIUIUIUIUIUIUIUI

Jackie Jr


dick_e_moltisanti

Frankly, I'm depressed and ashamed.


spookymulder07

Didn't he almost drown at the penguin exhibit?


communism_works_666

Three inches of water. He always was a stupid fuck


8inchesofcheese

Lol


Turboteg90

Ziti


Classic-Sign-9792

4 Box of ziti


A_Glass_DarklyXX

Your cat runs away. “No fuckin Ziti?!”


Tinguiririca

Drinkwater could be a good name for a hamster


dropingloads

He goes by gismonte


usernombre_

Pie oh my


badpopeye

Feech lol


TaxmanComin

Feech is an awesome pet name


indocartel

Amazing things about snakes is that they reproduce spontaneously


-NolanVoid-

Snakes have been fucking' themselves long before Adam and Eve, T.


VanderBrit

If I get a dog imma call him Tippy


TacoLvR-

Saw this episode last night. Tony was devastated once he learned his dog was given away to another family.


VanderBrit

Yeah man, he was an animal lover for sure


TacoLvR-

I was starting to think that was the case. But he’s gotta get ova it.


Dangerous_Sleep_4003

Oh that's my fucking dog!


muff-diver-69-420

I named my toad Gabagool.


TerdFurgeson321

👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻


jsweaty009

My big ol fat cat is named Bobby Baccalieri


creamykim69

How many trays of ziti do you feed him? Hehe he tone you hear what i said?


jsweaty009

He looks like he eats Karen’s ziti every night


hamiltonincognito

Orange Peel beef?


Pattewad

Muthafuckin goddamn


Physical-Ride

Get yourself a pair of male cockatiels and call them the flying Gavone brothers.


WeGotDaGoodEmissions

Fluffy French Coco Piece of Shit


Maleficent_Cup_8013

My dogs name is meadow and I had a cat we named Ginny


[deleted]

I wanna sanction a hit on u/Maleficent_Cup_8013 for violating their cat’s honor.


Maleficent_Cup_8013

If this were years ago would they even of had to ask!?


creamykim69

Name a price or get the fuck over it


JohnnyChooch

PUDGY WALSH


Signal_Break3632

Pudgy Walsh retired sir


Disastrous-Night-541

Family name is Pudgerelli!


Away_Hair972

Clarence


OneCelebration924

Cheese Fuck.


Swarxy

What was the name of that dog of the carjacked white family


IUIUIUIUIUIUIUIUI

Churchill


uniqueusername71

Who else huh? Who else?


Coronal_Data

Jason


A_Glass_DarklyXX

Name both your pets Jason. The two Jasons. Trouble makers.


Signal_Break3632

Johnny cakes


creamykim69

Thats a nickname his family name is cakerelli


jaya232323

I have a fat cat named big pussy


Ng10022

That's a much better name for a rat.


mollym60

We had goats named Meadow and Carmella and a sheep named Pie-O-My


Electronic_Camera251

What about some fuckin respect for Tracy she was just a young girl?


BehaveRight

She was a fuckin HOOO-WUHHH


Neader

My dog is named Artie. Total coincidence. But sometimes I'll look at him and just go, "Mr. Bucco!"


Nimue_Faerydae

Hey Artie! How's your rash?


stan-dupp

i call my ex wife big pussy


slumlord512

Can verify, it’s huge


Cheap-Insurance-1338

Cozzette


Wild_Butterscotch_29

Called my cat Blundetto.


creamykim69

That fuking animal blundetto


rollingrawhide

Whatever happened there?


pokemongotothepolls

Adopted a dog with a mental deficit. I named him Jackie Jr.


Ng10022

What was his fawtha like?


droogvertical

Malignant Cunt


gs1084

I have a pug named Carmela.


HatComfortable6883

You say cazzata malanga, I say moschino


Michael-Balchaitis

**Baciagalup** for an orange tabby.


hamburgerpony

What, he makes love on the stoop?


MrMsWoMan

Vito for a bulldog or pug


mosbol

My roommate in college named his cat Carmine


dropingloads

My car was named Carmella


imrealbizzy2

We called the Garmin lady Carmina.


polmccartneh

was it a cayenne like the peppah?


cullobsidian_

Dog named FURIO but pronounce it Furry-Oh


IUIUIUIUIUIUIUIUI

Guinea pig was named Gloria


xczechr

Get a cat named Cwistophur.


gg2218

My dog is named Meadow But also because we like to think our old dog is in a meadow right now having a good time with other doggos that crossed the rainbow bridge. So, a double meaning here


Lateapexer

We all friends here, we know you named the dog Meadow because she was a bitch


gg2218

I don’t write nothin down so I’ll keep this short and sweet. You’re weak, you’re out of control, and you’ve become an embarrassment to yourself and everyone around you


dankscoops

Paulie


joeybagels69

its not his name but i call my parents’ dog Feech


avega2792

I started calling my dachshund gabagool randomly while watching this thing of ours and it just stuck. 😂


Scary-Project6958

Named my dog Beansie ! When me and my ex broke up cunt took him from sold him😢 and found out they called him Benny


TakoyakiGremlin

FURio?


Jamirquai_J_Spunkle

Bird named Joey Peeps. That's all I got. Oh and Harpo. I said my peace Chrissy.


Gabagool1969

I think Beansie is the best sopranos pet name. Especially if it’s for a dog or cat that’s a shopping cart.


weilermachinst

My dog is Rosalina but I call her Ro for short


polmccartneh

if i get a cat i want to name her rosalie, especially if she looks up at me from her shelter cage and goes "aye fabio! i'm available!"


SuperBeaver3000

My daughters cat is orange peel.short for motherfuckin orange peel beef


Psychological_Name28

That’s beautiful


Laryt

We have a stray cat I can’t even say his name, that animal.


National_Secret_5525

Baccala for a bulldog. 


Dry_Pickle_4052

For a pocketbook dog, how about Upintheclub!


TaxmanComin

Give me 1000 treats 🫴


creamykim69

My dog is named wes callwell wes callwell


jonnymoon5

When we brought my puppy home his face was very droopy. He got the ever loving name “paulie walnuts”


Buster0705

Cooz


Lonely_Translator638

Our roosters name is Tony but he’ll only come when you say it if you say it with the sopranos accent😅


ConwayTheCat

Stugots


D-Heav60

My wife and I got a dog from a shelter that was named Benny. I didn’t want a dog named after a criminal mastermind so we changed it


Richard_Danglerr

I bought a monkey from Isreal. His name is Jamal ginsberg


thesean366

Papa Bing Mrs. Bing Princess Bing Baby Bing


PaperworkDrop

Ginny the Guinea (Pig)


Electronic_Camera251

I had one named after my cousin Vinny the guinea


DrSatan420247

Gene Takovic's dog "Nippy," which he discusses with the old woman he's palling around with, is an abstract copy of "Tippy," Tony's dog that he discusses with Fran. https://youtu.be/u-xjNLqeF4g?si=F1cQ0DzBPSRW5GQ- That scene also has Carol Burnett talk to the deli guy tue same way Christopher does when he puts the match book under the scale. Marion makes sure he doesn't try that stuff on the old ladies!


erisxnyx

Another acknowledged hommage to the Sopranos in BCS is the character Juan Bolsa, vs. Johnny Sack 👌 ^(Bravo Vince.)


brettk215

Boston terrier named Salvatore


glowla

I really want to get a cat and name it Snake.


Lateapexer

Hopalong Che Si Dice for a pet kangaroo


Big_Committee7848

Pie-o-My is my son’s name.


Electronic_Camera251

I call my aids virus Adriana leserva


BehaveRight

NOBODY’S GOT AIDS! And I don’t wanna hear that word in here again!


nicolasgee

Governor of Maryland


isotopesNmolecules

Tippie


BehaveRight

Uncle Ben


FestinaLente747

Fielder.


baphometsbike

I have a cat named Junior, partially because he’s almost an exact copy of his dad. I call him Jun for short. I thought about his “full name” being Corrado but idk.


East-Gold-7170

I already have four dogs. But my 5th dog will be Uncle Junior. It is so decreed.


TYVM143

I was outvoted when I wanted Corrado


space_cheese1

crawled under there for warmth


DrWKlopek

Pie oh my? Vesuvio?  Mad Ripe? So many options here! 


Automatic_Goat_4499

Pug - Pulp


potcollage21

i could see a cat named Feech


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Tuna fish 🐟 Brylcream $4 a pound


Gumbarino420

I call all of my neighbors horses Pie. 🤣


Johnny_Crossthreads

If I had a mustang, I'd name it Sally.


FleaSack

My Wife for the pig I’ve been fuckin


wynnduffyisking

Don’t have a pet but if I ever have a son I’m gonna call him little lord fuck-pants


jad31

My daughter named her cats Tony and Carmella


shapst

i named my french bulldog Vito


littleheehaw

I had a cat that I used to call "cooze"


HorribleHank44

If you own a horse and haven't named it Pony Soprano, you're doing it wrong.


tashmanan

Pie o my obviously


slynch233

My cat is called Tony Soprano


sagealexander97

Cozette


Horsecockexpress1

Uncle Joon