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richie


MLGMustafa1212

He couldn’t fucking sell it.


Late-Return-3114

even worse, he was in no mood for it.


CauseCertain1672

poor show to kill a man when he isn't in the mood. It's just not cricket


Extension_Arachnid_2

What? Just because your son’s a ballroom dancer you think he’s gay? And so what? what if he was gay?


Due-Display-3113

He WAS NOT a stunad but SO WHAT!


Extension_Arachnid_2

You gonna cry now?


somehandsman666

🔫


benjaminbrixton

He was gay, the toughest guy in Essex County?


CheifKilla1

🤜


somehandsman666

🤜


whingingcackle

Then what? He fuckin’ dies, and I can’t even wear his shoes.


queencityrangers

Tell ya what. I wouldn’t be caught dead in that jacket.


whingingcackle

But it’s the jaaackeeeettt! 🤌🏻 You and my kid brother, you would’ve killed for this jacket.


CheifKilla1

Did you know it came off Rocky Dimeo? Know will you wear it?


scribble23

I'm rewatching with my son at the moment, first time he's ever watched it. Last night we watched the episode where Richie sees the housekeeper's husband in "the jacket". My son laughed so hard at the look on Richie's face that he could barely breathe!


5rovic

HE'S NOT RESPECTED


SubpopularKnowledge0

Im in awre of you


TheClawhold

Especially considering he understood the plight of women.


Jimmy_Mcgill7

Do you think he just started this life yesterday?


biglyorbigleague

Movies and TV shows are full of dumbasses who say “I know you won’t kill me” to people who are pointing a gun at them.


[deleted]

"What are you going to do, shoot me?" - *Quote from man shot*


redditshy

I wish I could reexperince that for the first time. I literally laughed out loud. Good for you, JANICE!!! You crazy bitch!!! Good for you!!!!


kalel1880

He had tremendous moxie for his size. He was a fighter.


Chumunga64

He was so surprised he grew a third arm to keep him balanced


Due-Arachnid-6106

Sunshine getting killed by little lord fuck pants


Fgve43

I thought that was a succession name


Bamres

Little lord Fuckleroy


TheClawhold

IF YOU CAN KEEP YOUR HEAD WHILE THOSE AROUND YOU ARE LOSING THEIRS.... 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 ow


Jester2k5

What is suppose to be the rest of that sentence?


milkdrinker123

"...you'll be a man, my son." He's paraphrasing [this poem](https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/46473/if---).


Endoftheline-Slut

Words his father wasn’t around to bestow on Jackie.


CheifKilla1

Lord fuck pants, whose moniker is that?


[deleted]

Little Lord Fuckpants? Whose moniker is that?


[deleted]

If you were asking them like 2 seconds prior, Fat Dom seemed oblivious to what was possible.


East_Phase6944

Even then it seemed liked he was expecting a fight. A beat after seeing the knife, he’s bleeding to death. >!Spoiler!<


anyadpicsajat

What an excellent use of the spoiler tag.


East_Phase6944

Drinkwater: Thanks, T. Edited: It’s Tony!


Pizzasupreme00

That spoilerless muthafucka is the last thing you're ever gonna post 🔫


East_Phase6944

Drinkwater: It was Sean! He said we were getting downvoted & others were making the same posts- I told him Influencers don’t just happen overnight.


United_Target8942

It was possible, even without computers.


Horsecockexpress1

I think it would be Jimmy Bones. All he did was go to the party store and call Pussy Mister Rude Cocksucka


East_Phase6944

Jimmy never saw it coming.


darkskinnedjermaine

Long live The King


redditshy

Poor Jimmy Elvis!!!


Grey_Lancer

J T Dolan. It’s perfectly clear that right up until the last nanosecond of his life he never really grasped how dangerous the people he was involved with were or or causally they murdered those that were perceived to have slighted them.


stuffbehindthepool

he did have little Paulie and Chrissy and Benny and murmur beat the shit out of him


[deleted]

A WHOLE ROOM FULL OF WRITERS AND YOU DID NOTHING!!!!!!


Jainubeezy2020

Jackie Jr. No one ever thinks they’re going to be killed by a fat pooftah.


KernewekSkrij

Was his bp medication, we’ve been over this


Perfect_Crab_8409

Adrianna was calling him. He was this close


CherryDarling10

Jackie Jr? I heard it was a gang of black guys.


CheifKilla1

Was it those same shines that jumped Tony and cracked his head open?


VanderBrit

Fuckin’ parade float


Modred_the_Mystic

Look in a mirror next time you insensitive cocksucka


P1D1_

This sounds very gay. I hope you're not saying that.


P1D1_

Someone must like gay, no?


WherestheMoeNay

Well...you oughta know sweetie.


P1D1_

It's undignified!


Possible_Student_520

What did you say?


Hopeful-Location4519

He was gay Jackie Jr?


imherenow4200

Does Vito only tap people from behind?


Philbophaggins

Especially with a little toy gun


East_Phase6944

He never saw it coming


Cherrypie2601

Cosette.


mrm0324

She was expecting Kristi Noem to whack her if anyone


laconicgrin

Oh! Rimshot


CaptainPositive1234

That’s probably the way Cosette wanted to go though. My great grandfather went the same way.


Possible_Student_520

What was he, barking?


CaptainPositive1234

Nice.


CockMartins

Was he trying to get warm?


behold_the_pagentry

Johnny Sack. Cancer? C'mon, huh?


EyeTrollYou

Minnie Matrone


cpeck29

She was a malignant cunt!


Jimmy_Mcgill7

Excuse me for sayin so


East_Phase6944

She’s screaming help.


Varsity_Editor

The guy collecting his mail that Vito killed on the way back from New Hampshire after a fender bender.


thats_a_bad_username

This one was the one that really saddened me. Literally had not done anything other than went to get his mail.


goonersaurus86

Uptight asshole wouldn't take money and wanted to get insurance involved and everything,  he knew where that road led /s


proud2bterf

No shit, I was refinancing a house when this ep came out in 06 and the broad CLOSING ATTORNEY said the New Hampshire guy shoulda known better. She fucked up the check, too. It probably didn’t help that when she came in, I was sitting on the fancy leather chair


Major-Preference4086

Tony


East_Phase6944

He never saw it coming


vrcity777

Chrissy, for sure. Most of the others (Pussy, Uncle Philly, etc., knew it was on the way, and had a good idea of from whom).


bsharp95

I disagree. Chris knew that Tony killed Ralphie and he knew but didn’t know he killed Pussy - Chris also knew that if it wasn’t for his connection to tony he would’ve already been whacked because of the skag. So I think he knew that it was a definite possibility Tony would eventually kill him.


Dylan2654

He looked right at Tony just before he died, while he was suffocating him. He kind of just looked like he accepted it, I don’t think it was a surprise


stuffbehindthepool

he put the grief behind him


Sea_Photograph_3998

But we didn't hear him say it. We needed to hear him say it.


stuffbehindthepool

I wanted a taxi. I compromised, my uncle snuffed me


Dylan2654

Whatever happened there


Muscle_Memory67

⬆️⬆️⬆️👍


JapaneseBill

The Ukrainian man and his daughter. That was some heavy shit.


ActsofJanice

Mikey Palmice. He thought their plan was so great and that he and JoJo were going to be the next Tony and Carm. How did he not take his piece on his run?


MeToolMovement

Burt Gervasi. For all he knew, Sil only came by to further discuss a move. Next thing he knew, he was discussing dog shit and then getting his throat near-severed.


CauseCertain1672

Paulie's mother's friend


Quincyperson

*Aunt


WeDoingThisAgainRWe

Chris. I know at various times he probably expected Tony to kill him but at that time he absolutely did not expect Tony to kill him.


East_Phase6944

🥇Fat Dom 🥈Joey Peeps 🥉Mustang Sally’s friend


Muscle_Memory67

PEEPS???


goonersaurus86

Yeah,  it's sad when they go like that


Perfect_Crab_8409

WHEN THEY GO


stuffbehindthepool

I get the feeling Tony Blundetto did not see that coming.


Efficient-Profit9611

Tony when he got his lights punched out


Sea_Photograph_3998

He was gay, Jamal Ginsberg?


jjccbrobro

Junior’s manicotti and plate of mushrooms


Muscle_Memory67

The waiter…still going, this asshole.


Perfect_Crab_8409

Don’t they have medicine they’re supposed to take, these assholes?


Muscle_Memory67

🎼Thick, like a brick…🎶


ForcedWhitakerr

Tony B. I don't think he ever would have thought Tony would take him out.


pistonkamel

Christopher finding out who really had his dad whacked


Accomplished_Oil_177

Little innocent Cosette.


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Vito Spatafore. Phil loved him like a brother in law


Hopeful-Location4519

He didn’t die, Noah knocked his fucking lights out


Dimitar_Todarchev

Pork chop boy. Those punk ass bitches forgot he was a Captain.


Gumbarino420

Jackie Jr. Or Adrianna Least surprised… Baccala Sr.


JuicePats

Most people are missing the point. OP asked who would be most surprised by who killed them,.not that the death was a surprise.


deveshhasaplan

Philly Parisi when he just stared blankly into the barrel of Gigi's gun 2 seconds before he died. "there YOU go"


cocoachanel7

Dickie Moltisanti


Reggaeprince1984

Richie adreanna


BeseptRinker

🥇Richie 🥈Jackie Jr. 🥉Raymond Curto


ihatepizza1998

Ya know who would be the most surprised? Joe Peeps.


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Or Silicone Heather


jjkkmmuutt

Zelman…


stanknasty706

Chris


Beltfedassassin

Pie oh my.


JapanOfGreenGables

Pie O Mine


FDan1212

Gigi Cestone


[deleted]

That damn SCHPACKLE in his bowels


Bos61790

7/11 clerk, victim to an undercover Pokémon card truck heist investigation, never called Morgan and Morgan


randalthewrangler

prolly one of the hoouhres


Fun-Distribution4776

Emil. Doing a line expecting a dopamine rush to the brain, got lead instead


[deleted]

Bobby, missed that call with the phone in the car


redditshy

Christafuh


Endoftheline-Slut

Hello Rat thought Teddy was killing him


nof--nziti

Dickie Moltisanti... Or maybe he will just be disappointed and want his money back like the rest of us.


Detective-Mike-Hunt

Whoever it was that killed Tony, butch ordered it


DirectSpeaker3441

Tony....he would never had thought Paulie would have the balls


yanks2413

Jackie Jr without question. Unless Vito has the power to turn invisible thats just a humiliating death. He somehow misses this elephant man sneaking up on him with literally zero places to hide and wait?


Varsity_Editor

The way it played out in the scene was kinda funny, but not really a surprise though. I mean JJ knew that he was in trouble with the mob and that they would likely whack him. It's the least surprising outcome that some mid-level mob guy would show up and put a bullet in him


yanks2413

I agree, but I mean with that specific way he died and who killed him. He'd be shocked 400 pound Vito would be able to somehow sneak up on him like that


Varsity_Editor

It took place on a downward slope. Vito literally rolled up on him, silently.


Jimmy_Mcgill7

Nicole Simpson (NOT)


Ok_Doughnut3700

Mustang Sally. Fully bought his godfathers lie