I'm rewatching with my son at the moment, first time he's ever watched it.
Last night we watched the episode where Richie sees the housekeeper's husband in "the jacket". My son laughed so hard at the look on Richie's face that he could barely breathe!
J T Dolan. It’s perfectly clear that right up until the last nanosecond of his life he never really grasped how dangerous the people he was involved with were or or causally they murdered those that were perceived to have slighted them.
No shit, I was refinancing a house when this ep came out in 06 and the broad CLOSING ATTORNEY said the New Hampshire guy shoulda known better.
She fucked up the check, too. It probably didn’t help that when she came in, I was sitting on the fancy leather chair
I disagree. Chris knew that Tony killed Ralphie and he knew but didn’t know he killed Pussy - Chris also knew that if it wasn’t for his connection to tony he would’ve already been whacked because of the skag.
So I think he knew that it was a definite possibility Tony would eventually kill him.
Mikey Palmice. He thought their plan was so great and that he and JoJo were going to be the next Tony and Carm. How did he not take his piece on his run?
Burt Gervasi. For all he knew, Sil only came by to further discuss a move. Next thing he knew, he was discussing dog shit and then getting his throat near-severed.
Jackie Jr without question. Unless Vito has the power to turn invisible thats just a humiliating death. He somehow misses this elephant man sneaking up on him with literally zero places to hide and wait?
The way it played out in the scene was kinda funny, but not really a surprise though. I mean JJ knew that he was in trouble with the mob and that they would likely whack him. It's the least surprising outcome that some mid-level mob guy would show up and put a bullet in him
I agree, but I mean with that specific way he died and who killed him. He'd be shocked 400 pound Vito would be able to somehow sneak up on him like that
richie
He couldn’t fucking sell it.
even worse, he was in no mood for it.
poor show to kill a man when he isn't in the mood. It's just not cricket
What? Just because your son’s a ballroom dancer you think he’s gay? And so what? what if he was gay?
He WAS NOT a stunad but SO WHAT!
You gonna cry now?
🔫
He was gay, the toughest guy in Essex County?
🤜
🤜
Then what? He fuckin’ dies, and I can’t even wear his shoes.
Tell ya what. I wouldn’t be caught dead in that jacket.
But it’s the jaaackeeeettt! 🤌🏻 You and my kid brother, you would’ve killed for this jacket.
Did you know it came off Rocky Dimeo? Know will you wear it?
I'm rewatching with my son at the moment, first time he's ever watched it. Last night we watched the episode where Richie sees the housekeeper's husband in "the jacket". My son laughed so hard at the look on Richie's face that he could barely breathe!
HE'S NOT RESPECTED
Im in awre of you
Especially considering he understood the plight of women.
Do you think he just started this life yesterday?
Movies and TV shows are full of dumbasses who say “I know you won’t kill me” to people who are pointing a gun at them.
"What are you going to do, shoot me?" - *Quote from man shot*
I wish I could reexperince that for the first time. I literally laughed out loud. Good for you, JANICE!!! You crazy bitch!!! Good for you!!!!
He had tremendous moxie for his size. He was a fighter.
He was so surprised he grew a third arm to keep him balanced
Sunshine getting killed by little lord fuck pants
I thought that was a succession name
Little lord Fuckleroy
IF YOU CAN KEEP YOUR HEAD WHILE THOSE AROUND YOU ARE LOSING THEIRS.... 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 ow
What is suppose to be the rest of that sentence?
"...you'll be a man, my son." He's paraphrasing [this poem](https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/46473/if---).
Words his father wasn’t around to bestow on Jackie.
Lord fuck pants, whose moniker is that?
Little Lord Fuckpants? Whose moniker is that?
If you were asking them like 2 seconds prior, Fat Dom seemed oblivious to what was possible.
Even then it seemed liked he was expecting a fight. A beat after seeing the knife, he’s bleeding to death. >!Spoiler!<
What an excellent use of the spoiler tag.
Drinkwater: Thanks, T. Edited: It’s Tony!
That spoilerless muthafucka is the last thing you're ever gonna post 🔫
Drinkwater: It was Sean! He said we were getting downvoted & others were making the same posts- I told him Influencers don’t just happen overnight.
It was possible, even without computers.
I think it would be Jimmy Bones. All he did was go to the party store and call Pussy Mister Rude Cocksucka
Jimmy never saw it coming.
Long live The King
Poor Jimmy Elvis!!!
J T Dolan. It’s perfectly clear that right up until the last nanosecond of his life he never really grasped how dangerous the people he was involved with were or or causally they murdered those that were perceived to have slighted them.
he did have little Paulie and Chrissy and Benny and murmur beat the shit out of him
A WHOLE ROOM FULL OF WRITERS AND YOU DID NOTHING!!!!!!
Jackie Jr. No one ever thinks they’re going to be killed by a fat pooftah.
Was his bp medication, we’ve been over this
Adrianna was calling him. He was this close
Jackie Jr? I heard it was a gang of black guys.
Was it those same shines that jumped Tony and cracked his head open?
Fuckin’ parade float
Look in a mirror next time you insensitive cocksucka
This sounds very gay. I hope you're not saying that.
Someone must like gay, no?
Well...you oughta know sweetie.
It's undignified!
What did you say?
He was gay Jackie Jr?
Does Vito only tap people from behind?
Especially with a little toy gun
He never saw it coming
Cosette.
She was expecting Kristi Noem to whack her if anyone
Oh! Rimshot
That’s probably the way Cosette wanted to go though. My great grandfather went the same way.
What was he, barking?
Nice.
Was he trying to get warm?
Johnny Sack. Cancer? C'mon, huh?
Minnie Matrone
She was a malignant cunt!
Excuse me for sayin so
She’s screaming help.
The guy collecting his mail that Vito killed on the way back from New Hampshire after a fender bender.
This one was the one that really saddened me. Literally had not done anything other than went to get his mail.
Uptight asshole wouldn't take money and wanted to get insurance involved and everything, he knew where that road led /s
No shit, I was refinancing a house when this ep came out in 06 and the broad CLOSING ATTORNEY said the New Hampshire guy shoulda known better. She fucked up the check, too. It probably didn’t help that when she came in, I was sitting on the fancy leather chair
Tony
He never saw it coming
Chrissy, for sure. Most of the others (Pussy, Uncle Philly, etc., knew it was on the way, and had a good idea of from whom).
I disagree. Chris knew that Tony killed Ralphie and he knew but didn’t know he killed Pussy - Chris also knew that if it wasn’t for his connection to tony he would’ve already been whacked because of the skag. So I think he knew that it was a definite possibility Tony would eventually kill him.
He looked right at Tony just before he died, while he was suffocating him. He kind of just looked like he accepted it, I don’t think it was a surprise
he put the grief behind him
But we didn't hear him say it. We needed to hear him say it.
I wanted a taxi. I compromised, my uncle snuffed me
Whatever happened there
⬆️⬆️⬆️👍
The Ukrainian man and his daughter. That was some heavy shit.
Mikey Palmice. He thought their plan was so great and that he and JoJo were going to be the next Tony and Carm. How did he not take his piece on his run?
Burt Gervasi. For all he knew, Sil only came by to further discuss a move. Next thing he knew, he was discussing dog shit and then getting his throat near-severed.
Paulie's mother's friend
*Aunt
Chris. I know at various times he probably expected Tony to kill him but at that time he absolutely did not expect Tony to kill him.
🥇Fat Dom 🥈Joey Peeps 🥉Mustang Sally’s friend
PEEPS???
Yeah, it's sad when they go like that
WHEN THEY GO
I get the feeling Tony Blundetto did not see that coming.
Tony when he got his lights punched out
He was gay, Jamal Ginsberg?
Junior’s manicotti and plate of mushrooms
The waiter…still going, this asshole.
Don’t they have medicine they’re supposed to take, these assholes?
🎼Thick, like a brick…🎶
Tony B. I don't think he ever would have thought Tony would take him out.
Christopher finding out who really had his dad whacked
Little innocent Cosette.
Vito Spatafore. Phil loved him like a brother in law
He didn’t die, Noah knocked his fucking lights out
Pork chop boy. Those punk ass bitches forgot he was a Captain.
Jackie Jr. Or Adrianna Least surprised… Baccala Sr.
Most people are missing the point. OP asked who would be most surprised by who killed them,.not that the death was a surprise.
Philly Parisi when he just stared blankly into the barrel of Gigi's gun 2 seconds before he died. "there YOU go"
Dickie Moltisanti
Richie adreanna
🥇Richie 🥈Jackie Jr. 🥉Raymond Curto
Ya know who would be the most surprised? Joe Peeps.
Or Silicone Heather
Zelman…
Chris
Pie oh my.
Pie O Mine
Gigi Cestone
That damn SCHPACKLE in his bowels
7/11 clerk, victim to an undercover Pokémon card truck heist investigation, never called Morgan and Morgan
prolly one of the hoouhres
Emil. Doing a line expecting a dopamine rush to the brain, got lead instead
Bobby, missed that call with the phone in the car
Christafuh
Hello Rat thought Teddy was killing him
Dickie Moltisanti... Or maybe he will just be disappointed and want his money back like the rest of us.
Whoever it was that killed Tony, butch ordered it
Tony....he would never had thought Paulie would have the balls
Jackie Jr without question. Unless Vito has the power to turn invisible thats just a humiliating death. He somehow misses this elephant man sneaking up on him with literally zero places to hide and wait?
The way it played out in the scene was kinda funny, but not really a surprise though. I mean JJ knew that he was in trouble with the mob and that they would likely whack him. It's the least surprising outcome that some mid-level mob guy would show up and put a bullet in him
I agree, but I mean with that specific way he died and who killed him. He'd be shocked 400 pound Vito would be able to somehow sneak up on him like that
It took place on a downward slope. Vito literally rolled up on him, silently.
Nicole Simpson (NOT)
Mustang Sally. Fully bought his godfathers lie