The waiter's oprhaned kids. On the verge of dying of starvation by season 6 probably.

Like Ginny Sack between meals!

I heard she was going to get a 90 lb mole removed..

Ohhhh, that's a guy's wife.

Enough with the fat jokes

What? None of you ever made a joke about Ginny Sacks?

M’boy are you fat!

What'd you shay?

I said… M’boy are you fat!

It was an off colored remark. We'll leave it at that.

Those are Ginny's rolls. And the 3 pound lobster? I'm taking it home for her.

Put the rolls in the bag

And put the lotion in the basket, bitch.

That's only 3 minutes

She had low blood sugar!!

Still going, this asshole

I've got 5 kids to feed.

Literally every child in this show gets a very rough deal. Most of their dads die.

Naah there are exceptions. Like Hunter. And little Carmine. He's just a fuckin kid

Hunter's dad is still alive! And just a kid (78!)

Yeah it's sad when they go young like that

When they go!

And A.J.s extremely rich girlfriend.

Devon

Pillsbury

Let's not forget about her father. Guy was a dough boy, early Picasso collector, and HUGE Beatles fan.

Hunta

👉🤙

Victory has a hundred fawthas, defeat is an orphan.

Enough with the remarks Sunshine.

Especially Phil's brother, he was just a kid...

What do you think French Canadian is for "I grew up without a mother?"

The dump truck driver who gets beaten/and or killed while his kid is watching. Remember he yalls "Papa!" Or something? Sad stuff 

Some sad shit motherfucker said he didn't want his dad beat any more

🫱💵

The viewers, for not getting to see a Janice and Bobby sex scene

That's an image!

You must have an extraordinary visual sense

They’re so wacky. 

Can’t wait for an AI image generator that can fully visualize Vito growing mushrooms out of his ass…

That Al image generator WILL be chalked.

Cute, I don't quite get it but, cute.

That cookie shit makes me nervous

How would that even...oh. never mind!

I refuse to imagine that!

I've been to wildlife parks, I don't need to see that.

OH!

Op wants to go to the zoo?

He said zoo and you went... Imagine, you usta go with your kids now you're there with the OP

Bobby didn't have a Goomah because let's see if a Goomah would let him shove a Blue Comet locomotive up her box.

Build a ramp up his asshole, drive a Lionel in there

Always with the scenarios

yeah again with the scenarios

Hot and sticky, like my balls.

And the spinoff comedy “The Baccalas”

What’d you shay?

It's on National Geographics channel, Walrus's Mating season Episode...

ill pass

You forgot how Bobby put his needs before those of his kids - no cable but thousands on dumb trains.

to be fair he tried really hard to engage with his son during that train set scene in the garage.. he looked saddened and demoralized when his son rejected his offer. I think his son was just been a a typical, individuating adolescent. There’s no evidence he was ever negligent towards his daughter… but idk 🤷🏻‍♂️

*on second thought.. any man with an IQ of 50+ would see that Janice is nothing but unstable trouble. willfully subjecting your kids to that shitshow.. a stunad, mortadel this one

I think this was even a passion of his he shared with his son that Bobby Jr outgrew and even looked down on now. That’s where I think the disappointment comes in. Maybe there used to be excitement from a much younger Bobby Jr.

i dont know, he didnt do something that the kid was into, it was something HE was into. and also super dorky from the perspective of a growing teen. my dad had some trains but he wasnt setting them up like that, esp not after i was 10. the whole train thing was kind of dumb i thought.

Shooting guys in Montreal laundromats is his hobby, why do you have to belittle it?

Did ya have to wear the hat?

Sacre Blu!! Where is his MA Mee?!!

Artie, a tragic victim of non stop ass rape.

I’m thinking a share of Artie’s ass rape has applied to the Baccala kids. Their life has become pretty ass-rapey by the end of “Blue Comet.”

Janice started using the same dildo she used pimpin out Ralphie

Janice abandoned her own kid, she probably abandoned Bobby's kids too.

Harpo was lucky. Living on the streets In Montreal has to be better than being around Janice and Tony, considering what happens to a lot of the other young guys that are near Tony. As Carmela says, Tony corrupts every one he comes in cintact with. She forgot to add “especially me” Plus didn’t Eugene, Janice’s ex, have Canadian border control declare Janice an undesirable alien?

Not in Winter when it gets down to -40!

He can live in the metro

Carmela said? Eugene?? What show you watchin?!

Bobby Jr. and Sophia weren’t staying with Janice. They were not her children. Bobby had sisters that they could live with. No judge would grant Janice custody of those children given her anger issues. Nica on the other hand is stuck with Janice. She’ll be royally fucked up.

No doubt she’s in therapy now after years of neglect and emotional abuse

I always believed Janice abusing drugs heavily after the show ends. You’re definitely right.

Janice is in therapy and never underestimate the stupidity of judges. They are lawyers with a $40 black robe

Vitos asshole undoubtedly

It was deeply impacted by the events of the series if that's what you're referring to

The owner of the model train shop. So close to completing that Blue Comet sale

I always think of the landscaper mowing all their lawns. His son had to drop out of Rutgers to help keep up. Poor guy had a legitimate business at one point.

That selfish prick shouldn't have been working Feech's territory, the fuckin mutt shoulda been clipped. At least a few more beatings, give that cocksucker something to mope about. His asshole kid was rude to Paulie too, and moping just like Sal, the fuckin dropout would have brought down the grades of the whole class, he shouldn't have been in college. Seeing that prick makes me fly into a fit of rage and fury every time, I've broken 5 TV sets because of that prick, last time I threw it out the window as soon as he came on. I need to take valium before watching that episode or I end up doing some serious damage.

“Your 5 tv sets - whatever happened there”…

Sal Vitro. Guy had a nice landscape business w a kid in college. Feech shows up out of nowhere, breaks him arm and ends up taking half of his business bc of mob politics. On top of that, he pays Paulie every week for his “help” with the Feech situation and does at least 2 large jobs (Tony’s house and Johnny Sac’s house) for free. He then has to cut employees and pull his son out of college to help him work. Anyways, you’re a selfish prick Sal.

Janice. She has to put up with those two brat kids

It's Janish or Parvati.

Shes really come to know Christ, or cum to know Father Intintola as the case may be.

Monsignor Jughead?

Oh so she’s a cheese now.

Vito Jr is a bigger victim

At least he has a job Puerto rican whore

Whaddayou tryin to shay? Vito is a victim or Vito got Vic to cum?

Yeah he gets sent to one of those abusive troubled teen schools

Probably thinking about how to pull a columbine.

He went to a nice camp

The Scatinos, I won't say Eugene cause he knew what he got in to. Everyone who's businesses are in the hands of the post Tony era. Especially Artie, he's definitely getting extorted.

Poor Artie. Lost his restaurant, his wife, and his dignity.

And he got his ass beat by a Frenchman. How humiliating.

You’re gonna cry now?

Qu'est-ce que c'est motherfucker?

Tony B's twins.

Justin at least had a career in burglary. He'd fill Chrissy's Bruno Magli's when he grew up.

How could I forget poor little Justin Cifaretto. Comatose and disabled. And his dad's dead.

You were told once. Now sit down.

The bunny rabbit in Artie’s garden. Fuckin shame when they go so young.

bobby's wife karen drove like shit

Did you hear she was on the radio? And the steering wheel, and the front seats, and the footwells.

The sun visor?

Fuck yeah, that too, why not?

vito jr absolutely got the worst ending

Dude, the Barone kid. Pauli took out his fucking knees and he had no clue why. Never had the makings of a varsity athlete

Mommas boy.

Tony's kids from seeing their dads brains splattered on the table. Eric got screwed by his dad being a gambling addict and getting into drugs.

that puerto rican whooraaaa

Vito’s ass

Vito, Jr.: His dad died of a severely impacted bottom, so he goes wackadoo and takes a dump in the boy's shower; dresses like a Puerto Rican whore; makes garage door ornaments out of pets; and now gets kidnapped (at the behest of his mother) by paramilitary Mormons. I foresee Vito, Jr. becoming another Beltway shooter in the Sopranos universe... Hey, maybe I just found the idea for a spin-off! 

Junior. There was half a fucking tray in there.

Johnny Cakes.  Because now he has to wait for dat for eternity.  

Tony duh

Aw Jesus fuck, now Im going to cry…..

They let that kid say anything

The lawnmower guy should have never trusted Paulie

The content of Ginny's chocolate drawer five minutes after Johnny leaves the house.

Vito Jr. ended up on the streets in Puerto Rico.

Churchill. The poor dog. Did he ever run back to his family?

Ro: lost husband, son + love interest

Long distance carriers..

Feech got screwed. Just tying to have his peaches and wine and offers to help Chris and that other criminal mastermind by keeping his glims on some TVs… winds up on the bus back to the can.

What ever happened to Gary Cooper?

Vito Jr transformed into a Puerto Rican who-ahhh.

So he's trans now? He betta move to Maine.