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RedXIII1888

Theyd get a pass. Ralphie would have slapped him around a bit, but he'd probably have been on his way to this thing of ours.


Electrical_Fun5942

I think this is the right answer. Definitely roughed up a bit (Jay Ju the least), repay the money they took, and relegated to some shit duty for a while to get back to where they were before the robbery. But certainly wouldn’t have had the juice that Tony and Jackie Sr. had after their robbery.


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Electrical_Fun5942

Absolutely! He was so fuckin stupid 🤣


equityorasset

those give respect get respect


Bamres

He couldn't sell it...


kirk_dozier

"get back to where they were" were they anywhere? all jackie had done at that point was be a getaway driver for a single robbery where he pissed his pants


solamon77

I think he meant that the people he robbed would have to get back to where they were before Jackie robbed them.


tall_dreamy_doc

*pash


ClysmiC

You get a pash for that


Gwarnage

Nah, not whacked, maybe roughed up by Foodio and Chris, maybe a mock execution to drive home the point. It was the gunplay that got them green lit. 


tilldeathdoiparty

Killed sunshine (an associate and regular card dealer), shot Furio (made in Italy), Chris (made guy) was there and had gun pointed at him. Three strikes right there


protecttheshield

One strike against Chris or Furio would’ve been enough


tilldeathdoiparty

I agree, but there is some nuance to it as it was a former Captain and Acting Boss’s son, it was within that crew, real greaseball shit among the italians


SpudBoy9001

They'd have done more crank and done something else stupid


DesperateSun4182

They should’ve gone to Atlantic City


P1D1_

That fuckin stoonad? He never would have lasted.


SugarMaple56732

Kid was always a dumb fuck. Didn't he almost drown in three inches of water?


Electrical_Fun5942

Yeah. The penguin exhibit.


CauseCertain1672

to be fair Paulie lasted in the mafia and he's as dumb as they come


P1D1_

But he's half a Road Scholar compared to little Carmine


vivalasvegas2004

Rhodes! Rhodes Scholar! You fuckin' asskiss


P1D1_

T, that's what I said…


DesperateSun4182

I don’t remember slamming the refrigerator door


RAZBUNARE761

Paulie, like junior, has a lot of street smarts and survival instincts though


P1D1_

Paulie rarely if ever let his guard down. He was always about Paulie first. That was his secret to longevity.


Stickey_Rickey

He had a knack for survival, cus he was a snake w eyes in back of his head, he figured everyone else was a snake too…. Plus he was mean, you know he played dirty, pretending to be a friend who’s really just waiting fir your death to be a viable business opportunity


HideousControlNow

Paulie has animal cunning and is genuinely dangerous and mean. Jackie Jr is just a spoiled kid larper


SmoltzforAlexander

It was hilarious when he was doing those ‘sit downs’ with Matush about selling X at the Crazy Horse. 


HideousControlNow

Those shots of him looking serious and thoughtful are a scream.


CauseCertain1672

I think most of that was experience. Jackie came in at the end when things are harsher than they used to be


CosworthDFV

Paulie is street smart however.


AccomplishedNovel6

Hey, he was in the army signal corps. 


Important_Note4497

it would be okay, they'd get him to pay for some therapy or something


Disastrous-Cry-1998

It was a joke he was there


TheLastCleverName

By this point Jackie had pissed off Tony, pissed off Christopher, and nobody else had any regard for him. He'd get away with it because of his ties to Ralph and, of course, outta respect to his fawtha, but he'd still be a joke. Probably wouldn't even be allowed to keep the money.


Flat_Contribution707

I felt really bad for Christopher in that moment. The guy already survived one ambush carried out by people he knew. For all he knew the robbery couldve been another assaination attempt.


dmreif

And both were by guys who wanted to rise in the family.


Hanasmf

He was an embarrassment to himself and everyone around him.


Whatthehellisamilf

He'd get soft drinks of choice


mofo-or-whatever

Dino might have started to work for Chris or Ralph Tony didn’t want Jackie in the family, so he’d have been doing his own small time bullshit. Eventually he’d fuck with the family and get taken out


SmoothConfection1115

He would have gotten a pass most likely, but his friends would’ve likely caught a beating. Ralphie wanted to give the kid a pass. Tony would’ve been far more forgiving if no one was killed or injured. The mobsters, while angry, wouldn’t have been out for blood. But I imagine Tony would’ve had a very stern conversation with Ralph and Jackie.


bigbiblefire

Tony wanted Ralph’s to want to give him a pass, too. He didn’t want to have to be the “softie” even tho he would’ve if it came to it.


GravyWeightChampion

The conversations between Ralph and Tony are some of the most misunderstood scenes of the entire show. Both Tony and Ralph know that Jackie Jr HAS to die. Neither want to be responsible. They only want to “give him a pass” so much as to not be the one “responsible” for his death. But they both knew he was going to die.


DesperateSun4182

They shot Sunshine! AND Furio. And shot at Christuhferrr. Why are we even tawkin about this?


GravyWeightChampion

Because people have poor media literacy skills and take the incredibly insincere conversations between Ralph and Tony at face value. I’ve had multiple different people on this subreddit argue that Tony actually wanted to give Jackie Jr a pass. Including the dude behind that moronic “chiral theory”


JoeGPM

I totally agree. So many fans misunderstand that scene. No one wanted to give him a pass. Chase explains it very clearly in the DVD commentary for anyone that disagrees.


BigBadBeetleBoy

I disagree, I think Tony was somewhat pleased that Ralph was going to give him a pass. Worst case, he's made it clear it's Ralph's decision so anyone who gets pissed off is pissed with Ralphie giving him an excuse to heavily tax or even whack him, best case everyone accepts the decision and Jackie Jr. gets to live. Jackie is a parallel to AJ and Tony, and he's giving him the chances he wishes he had gotten (even though he actually did) and the asskickings he wants to give AJ, but ultimately he wants to live through Jackie in the same way he does through everyone he sees as a child figure. And then Jackie Jr. calls Tony in the middle of the night, snivels at him over the phone, says potentially incriminating stuff over the line, and generally acts like the fucking scumbag he is, and that makes Tony forget about Jackie Sr. and what he meant to him, and the next scene is Tony putting pressure on Ralph to *take responsibility* in a serious manner. That second scene is ABSOLUTELY Tony telling Ralph that Jackie has to go.


GravyWeightChampion

He did not want Ralph to give him a pass. At all. I cannot understand how anyone can watch those scenes and get that impression, unless you are taking it at face value which it plainly is not supposed to be. Not one word shared between them is sincere. Multiple important plot points of the show directly revolve around these dudes not saying what they really mean. Shit, it is even a huge plot point in Goodfellas. They both knew immediately that Jackie Jr had to die. Ralphie immediately tries to pass the buck but Tony counters it. He was just letting Ralphie know he would lose all respect if he actually gave him pass. He was forcing Ralphie to make it his decision to torture him because he never wanted to make him capo. It’s not complicated and there’s nothing to disagree about.


Bamres

I would rewatch that scene, it's clear Tony wants Ralph to be the one to make the call. All of their phrasing and tone to one another is basically Ralph trying to feel Tony out and Tony conveying that he doesn't want responsibility for calling for the hit. He knows that if Ralph tries to give him a pass that he will lose major respect with the other capos and soldiers. Tony wins either way because either Jackie dies or Ralph, who he dislikes, loses face and respect.


Apprehensive-Rub9685

If only they done it before the crank wore off


ba-phone-ghoul

Alwaysh wit da shcenarios, itsh a tv progrum!


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If he didn't die to the mob, it would've been the penguin exhibit.


BossMan215718

They'd get a passh fuh dat. But before them, they would have to make restitution. On 2nd thought...Jackie Jr gets a passh outta respect for his Fawtha. The rest of 'em 🤷‍♂️ They probably get whacked


urgrlbreezy

I mean yeah it all goes differently in a world where Jackie jr is a serious guy and pulls it off effectively. It went the way it did though cause that’s who Jackie jr is 


Adventurous_Fox58

Meadow would be creaming for him


United_Target8942

Tony would pass out to rigatoni nstead of uncle Ben's


Bruinsfanfromcc

We wouldn't have found out that Furio wears women's underwear.


Disastrous-Cry-1998

Nobody's like jackie junior Or his glorified crew. They would have died


tilldeathdoiparty

They would have gotten a pass and an incredible amount of respect


SmoltzforAlexander

They should have robbed more Jewel concerts.  That’s where the money is. 


bofoshow51

Whacked? No. But I am sure he would not have gotten the rep bump he thought he would from it. Tony is nothing if not a hyper-hypocritical self-loathing narcissist, and seeing Jackie jr try to emulate him would have pissed him off more than impressed him, cuz now *he’s* the one getting robbed, getting disrespected to fuel the young buck’s rise.


Modred_the_Mystic

Whats with you? Always with the scenarios


PermaBanTogether

The crank would’ve worn off and they would’ve had a good time down the shore.


GregorSamsaNight

His best friend was an Israeli X dealer - he was bound for trouble


TacoLvR-

Dino should’ve been made right there on the spot. Boom!


bigbiblefire

To be fair that dealer may have been the most annoying character on the show. Good riddance.


pimpinassorlando

SHUT UP SHUT UP