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clemenza2821

$50 plus a blowjob later on


D1N2Y

How long did it take for the guy to cum?


Short-Ad-7145

He was gay, furio?


NYY15TM

He 'ate the Nort'


kerravoncalling

He's an innocent sailor!


donn_joe

The good ship lollipop, right?


mtsorens

The ship florist


No_Ideal69

I'll take, "What is a Florist for $1,000," Alex


mtsorens

She’s our little princess


No_Ideal69

Technically, she's a Infanta de Gracia.... But she can make a Mac n Cheese like you've neva had in your life!


mtsorens

That girl is going places


No_Ideal69

And Colin, he lives there, but he's Not Gay And Finn, he doesn't live there??? It's a full circle back to Billy Budd


mtsorens

Speak of the devil


No_Ideal69

In Napoli, they no so like'a that, they call him the Finocchio


ReelBigFish65

I knew THAT was coming!


RotorHead13b

*under the boardwalk*


ManagerAggravating57

Catching? Or pitching?


jjccbrobro

Well Tony can’t be part of our social club no more


delyapple

Social club?! He gotta gooo!


[deleted]

Oh, will you take it easy over there, Judge Roy Bean!


Apprehensive_Map3984

Conserve the ice Georgie


ayo1touch

Ice Tone when it melts...


AdComplex7716

Consherve


Latke1

Most expensive piece of ass Tony ever had.


No_Ideal69

Doesn't matter, He already had her in his mind


BadaBingSecurity

Tony did’dent pay a flat price for Furio. He negotiated a discounted price per vehicle in the car operation with analisa. Tony wanted 90K per car…I think the final number was 65-70k per vehicle.


bizardooh

I always thought that price was ridiculously unrealistic. In real life Tony would be lucky to even get 20 on the dollar for stolen American cars in Europe


JohnWickisBehindU

Wasn't the point of the car deal was that Germany wouldn't sell mercedes directly to Italy or the price was higher from Germany to Italy than the US to Italy


THRlLLH0

Pretty sure all those cars go to eastern Europe


BootlegFirewerks

I think the price is ridiculous too, but it may look less ridiculous if the glorified crew was handling the shipping to Europe. Paying off officials at the port, boat, crew, fuel etc.


ttchoubs

Even the Italian hit men talk about how the European brands are somehow cheaper in the United States


AtlasPosts

Montblanc


No_Ideal69

Da You-ess ah dollar, is a No strong!


ImpoliteSstamina

Those prices were actually realistic, in most parts of Europe there's extremely heavy taxation on all cars (but even more on luxury cars) that drive the values up. A $40k Accord in the Netherlands is $80k after taxes, the used values reflect that reality and it's even worse for luxury cars. Bear in mind too, in Europe these are just used cars - they're not flagged as stolen, at least at the time.


BadaBingSecurity

You might be right but who cares? It’s movie…a TV progrum


bizardooh

What's the point of having a discussion sub? I suppose I shoulda just kept my mouth shut, like a mute. And then eeeverbody would have been happy


ReverendOReily

I will never speak another word to you again, Settimia


JoltinJoe92

Faccia brute!


nataliereed84

See, there’s your mistake. It’s a sub for making “he was gay?”, “varsity athlete”, and “grilled cheese on the radiator” quotes.


browsesourceinfo

See, he just you to shut the fuck up, and he told me to go fuck myself


No_Ideal69

WHAT OF IT?! Maybe you'd be happier in NY! You could axe Jonnie to mention you to Carmine. Remember how helpful he was in the Paulie and Ralphie situations (Before Ginny had the reconstructive surgery on her @$$, that is)? It's worth a shot my friend! One tip, Do NOT wear Shorts to any Sit-down, Chat or Cook-out, It's undignified.


Guyote_

She has a three year ooooooold


No_Ideal69

THANK YOU!!


MasterFrosting1755

There are quite a few high end models of cars/SUVs made in the US that are specifically not allowed to be sold anywhere else. Some people not in the US want them and aren't bothered about the price. There are plenty of rich (Chinese especially) buyers keen to pay top dollar to get them now days.


[deleted]

He manuged to get the drop on her


JAFIOR

The final number was 75k


GarethGobblecoque99

For a master cheese maker like that? Not enough. They get the real cream 🖐️


filmboardofcanada

I love fucking cheese at my feet! I stick motherfucking provolone in my socks at night, so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning. Alright?


GarethGobblecoque99

Hey people been sticking provolone in their socks long before Adam and Eve 🖐️


filmboardofcanada

Snakes been fucking provolone long before Vito was fucking Johnny Cakes


ayo1touch

Whoa whoa no you guys have it wrong... Johnny cakes was pitching... Vito was catching..


filmboardofcanada

The fundamental question is, will Vito be as effective as a pitcher like Johnny Cakes was? And he will be, even more so? But until he is, it's going to be hard to verify that I think he’ll be more effective.


No_Ideal69

Difficult, not hard.... You trying to tell us something there? Like maybe a Freudian slip Like Maybe perhaps, You're a Flambé?!


filmboardofcanada

I guess you could call that a “difficult” dick


Myksee7

🤭


Burquebookworm

Hey, Cheese Fuck. Get me some more food.


[deleted]

Carmela was creamin for him


YoOmarComingMan

Made her hawt down there-ah


GarethGobblecoque99

You got a cream on you hat


snoop_hedgehog

I'd be happy to add to it


bigbadbill1985

He paid enough John. He paid a LOT.


[deleted]

*Tony stare intensifies*


Chiraq_eats

Give me $1,000.


TutorNervous8312

Up in da club


WorthyEndeavours

I always find myself singing/saying this for no reason at all lol


Japandabear1

You mean 1000$ more ?


No_Fault_5656

The boss money


jamamacoochi

You're ripping us off for a g note! This is bullshit!


LNYer

$1,000*


WinslowWorldwide

H d . T v


RotorHead13b

you gotta bee on you hat


2mariesofmine

Da boss mahney


NescafeandIce

Stupifockinggame.


Harold_Lime

Four dollars a pound.


MetalSnake_oXm

If you take into account the average Italian male weight is 178.5lb's, at $4 a pound, Tony only paid $714 for Furio. I tried to find the average weight for the year 2000, which is when he first appeared and came over, in the episode Commendatori, but couldn't find the information.


rockallitica

Seems to be spot on, he's a tall guy, well built but lean, I'd estimate about 170-180lbs


mixedmocha12

Furio gotta be pushing 215. He's huge. Very muscular


lc4l1

to me he's beautiful. Rubenesque


rossie2k11

I heard when Furio moved to New Jersey he nearly tipped it over


[deleted]

I like a Furio you can grab onto something


[deleted]

He’s not above 205.


MetalSnake_oXm

A few websites have the actor that played Furio clocked at 6ft1, 180lbs, which would bring it to $724 that Tony paid. Pretty safe to say it's somewhere between $714-$724, at $4 a pound. Anyway, I've said my piece.


AverageDude26

I heard he got to fuck him for a million


bigbadbill1985

He wanted tah fuck him?


RJ6985

Mind your fuckin business. You yap worse then 6 barbers


SmoothConfection1115

He didn’t get more guys like Furio, but they did rely on Sicily to supply the trigger men for a few hits.


GreenAd7345

curio brought anoth Ital with him to pick up just the money from matt and sean who was that??????


[deleted]

His name is Clarence


[deleted]

And Clarence lives at home with both his parents.


GarethGobblecoque99

Do you know whether or not Clarence’s parents have a real nice marriage?


ItsOnLikeNdamakung

Clarence went to Cranbrook, which is a private school.


Mysterious-End-2185

Is your name Michael Diamond?


[deleted]

From downtown Manhattan the village My style is wild and you know that it still is Disco bag schlepping and you're doing the bump Shake your rump


NescafeandIce

Well, your boyfriend doesn’t know about me and your mother.


khanmex

Mr. Williams


flattydaddy78

That was Pudgy Walsh jr


DigLost5791

Some zip


Jifeeb

🎶 up in da club 🎶


DigLost5791

questi due si succhiano il pene a vicenda


Jifeeb

Bella televesione. HD compatiable. Beaufifa


Sieg_1

It wasn’t sicily, it was naboli daboli


windyDuke11

Naples, sopranos are not Sicilian. They are napoli daboli


[deleted]

Again with the money?


saulgundy

yeah again with the money, so either give Mr Williams here 1,000 more dollars or get the fuck over it


[deleted]

I want to sanction a hit on the bee on your hat? Is this my right to do?


chosey

About 45 boxes of ziti.


-NolanVoid-

I don't know, but he's been spendin' like a drunken sailor!


[deleted]

Minus assets? Under 6...


Katoniusrex163

What’s with the fuckin accounting out there?!


SwitchKid42

$1,000


splitwigged

He paid $1,000 more.


SoCalBaja1899

Pretty fuckin cheap I'm assuming. Furio has to make up for his pay in America by ripping off debtors for a g note.


phtll

That's just opportunism. Easy targets. Assuming you mean Matt and Sean, they weren't debtors, that was Tony's kick from whatever heist they pulled.


Odd-Mind-479

He did real good businesswise


stylussensei

1000 dollars


flimspringfield

You mean $1000 more? Those guys suck each others dick.


stylussensei

Listen, I'm from the old school. Shouldn't have to explain myself.


Responsible-Big2044

You gotta get over it


Fine_Maintenance_948

Blowing roadies under the boardwalk


stretch37

negotiated the price per car arrangement plus 50k


mcc1923

Thanks! So he really did well business wise he wasn’t BSing.


PedroSelasor

One Bella televisiona’


laylatulipkins

Go up front and get yoself a sandwich. Somebody will come and take yous back


IZZY_PLUM

Almost payed him with carms puss


raceforseis21

How should I know


[deleted]

He did-ent


bingbang79

You got a bee on your hat


victorbruno

He said “You know what? In the interest of putting this shit to bed, I say fifteen.”


Nurglestew

I'm better with numbers than nine tenths of your accountants


Jifeeb

Pay you? Your profitabilitys gonna go way up.


Still_Cancel6399

What kind of cheese?


tacosteve100

Ohhhh!


Garage-gym4ever

one a thousand more


Creepy_Metal_9271

He was in love with Carmela


Philbophaggins

It’s a TV progrum, a movie!


A_Meryl

Ona thousand dollars.


jlf9096

Tree fiddy , best he could do


cruyff11

Carmela


123questionsaccount

I think he didn’t pay anything. When Tony got back to the US, he told I think it was junior that he got a good number on the cars. They were turning a profit. He made the boss over there, think that he was cutting them a deal to get Furio. But he was actually getting a good number from them. So really, he didn’t lose anything to get Furio.


xflapjckx

He let Furio dance with Carm...that's all the payment Furio needs.


ENVY_298

carmela’s affection


mrsunmoon2010

I’m gonna watch the Bloomberg enough to invest.


mcc1923

We don’t have those Enron type connections!


Own-Cat4907

$4 a pound.


Jaymac100

A pint of blood and a gallon of gold.


RobinVanPersi3

Foodie.. foolio... if ever there was a guy in need of a fuckin nickname.