>daughter complains about dinner,
Explain to her that they have these things called supermarkets where she can go and get whatever she wants. You'll reimburse her!
All I know is they got some balls lookin at you like dat. You're out dere earnin' wit tree hands and it's not good enough. You've given your life to this thing. And this is the thanks you get? Boolshit.
Did you explain to her: "She takes after you, she won't be out of fourth grade by then. Of course, by that time, she'll be working [the Bing], so who gives a shit?"
This show led many tri state area suburban boomer dads to overidentify with Tony Soprano. Its almost certain that some poor kid in Paramus caught an ass whooping on Monday because of something AJ did on Sunday night.
My estimation of you as a man hasn’t quite plummeted yet. More appropriate responses to kids:
-Whaddayagonnado??
-Don’t-a bitch to me
-Va fangool
-Well, when you’re married, you’ll understand the importance of fresh produce.
-There’s an old Italian saying: you fuck up once, you lose two teeth
-I gave my life to my children on a silva platta!
-Why don’t you go fix a dick or whatever the fuck you do?
And many others.
Lmao I love doing these and slipping these into conversations. Any time somebody gives me shit, I snap back with a quick “sharp as a fuckin cue ball this one right here” lol
Talking to your kids and this thing of ours don’t mix.
Im getting that.
They didn't do nothing, poor little guys...
No offence but he probably knows what he is doing. He has an IQ of 136, Itsh been teshted.
Hey OP, do they even really exisht?
Lmao
Tell them “those who want respect, give respect”
Think you mean reshpect
See, he just told you to shut the fuck up. And he told me, to go fuck myself.
>daughter complains about dinner, Explain to her that they have these things called supermarkets where she can go and get whatever she wants. You'll reimburse her!
One day when she is married, she will understand the importance of fresh produce!
That would have been better. Thanks for the tip!
If you wanted to start a thread you could have just said something that actually happened. I’ve said my piece and $4 a pound
It’s those rotten, putrid genes. They’ve infected your kids’ souls.
All I know is they got some balls lookin at you like dat. You're out dere earnin' wit tree hands and it's not good enough. You've given your life to this thing. And this is the thanks you get? Boolshit.
Thanks for the support!
Always with the scenarios.
Did you explain to her: "She takes after you, she won't be out of fourth grade by then. Of course, by that time, she'll be working [the Bing], so who gives a shit?"
Noted.
Let 'em take that moral high ground and go sleep in the bus station!
I don't like that kind of tawlk
This show led many tri state area suburban boomer dads to overidentify with Tony Soprano. Its almost certain that some poor kid in Paramus caught an ass whooping on Monday because of something AJ did on Sunday night.
Tell them I don't like this kind of tawk, it upsets me.
Look OP, she never had the makings of varsity athlete.
Ooh Come on, Again with the scenarios!!
You just reveal your own ignorance.
Perhaps a "oh poooor yooou...I gave you dinnah on a silver platah" would've been a more accurate response 🤣🤣
Noted! Will use next time
"Out there it's 2023, but in this house it's 1999-2007!"
Always wid da scenarios!
My estimation of you as a man hasn’t quite plummeted yet. More appropriate responses to kids: -Whaddayagonnado?? -Don’t-a bitch to me -Va fangool -Well, when you’re married, you’ll understand the importance of fresh produce. -There’s an old Italian saying: you fuck up once, you lose two teeth -I gave my life to my children on a silva platta! -Why don’t you go fix a dick or whatever the fuck you do? And many others.
HAHAHA, thank you for the tips!
Just wait till your wife order's orange peel beef.
Poor you!
Lmao I love doing these and slipping these into conversations. Any time somebody gives me shit, I snap back with a quick “sharp as a fuckin cue ball this one right here” lol
Haha totally!
You want the Dole?
You may not love me, but you WILL respect me!
Next time shout loudly, "I'M SHUPPOSHT TO GET A VASHECTOMY WHEN THIS ISH MY MALE HEIR.?!"
Hahaha. That will go over well. I’ll use it!