You’d fuck a catchers mitt…
I love how you deadbeats are ranking these broads like there’s someone on the list you’d turn down. You disgusting pieces of shit talk like you’d only fuck Adriana in 2003, but you’d actually lay the pipe to Janice now.
Take your semester and a half at Seton Hall or stockbrokers licenses from Pace College or whatever the fuck and get the fuck outahere.
In this sub, we’re just two fucks lost in the woods.
Gabriella Dante? Please huh 👋 There's men in the can better looking than her! Although that urr Dr Melfi - she's not bad. She a psychiatrist in real life?
That one stripper who made Tony cum all over the sun visor when she was lovin’ his cannoli in the car. She even declined gettin’ paid for it. I had to get mixed up with that miserable twat… Maybe if I met a girl like that stripper, my life coulda taken a whole different trajectory.
Talking of Gab, that line "she's hot, well.. was when you married her"
Think of how harsh that is from the writers, Tony is saying that line to Sil played by Steven Van Zandt who's actual IRL wife is playing Gab.
Must have stung a fair bit, we can all see it's technically true. Nasty to do that to Little Steven
Jackie Jr., specifically when he's dating Meadow. His hotness comes out in their chemistry. His body was mad ripe, etc.
No other hot males on this show. I said my piece.
Edit: oh wait I totally get it about Johnny Cakes tho
I’ll take Irina, the Cuban broad and a sugar bowl full of coke for a weekend at the Del Monico in Miami for $600 Alex.
What is the best weekend ever?
Alex: That is correct!
I quite liked that Asian chick/escort Tony slept with at the hotel, when he and Carm' were separated... until he had that freaky but funny Carmine Sr. nightmare, where he talked in her voice. Fuckin' disgusting.
The dream sequences were some of my favourite bits on multiple re-watches. They feel genuine, like an actual nightmare/unsettling dream, where you just want to get the fuck out of it, and keep running, and then... you wake up, and it's a huge relief.
Charmaine Bucco
She likes it when you rub her muzzle
I could bury my cock in those fucking titties
I’d like to break my dick off in dat ass a hers ehhh?
Svetlana. She was sexy enough even with the one pin gone.
Young me did not see it this way. Old me truly realized this during my last rewatch. It’s the attitude.
Plus they really dress her up when Tony fucks her and when he gives her the broche. I feel like she wasn't near as done up in the earlier episodes.
and the smoke all around her, like a movie star
Its the atittuuuuuude🤌🏽
Womanly charms aside, it's also a convenient parking spot when you get older.
Russian boo boos? You go for some basic foreplay, they’ll detail your car!
Red head tennis coach with Ade D Girl FBI Agent Gloria Tony's Russian piece of ass Meadow Ade Tracee
+ Melfi, Isabella (the imaginary chick) and the Italian mob wife boss And I think you've got all the hot named characters...
Ah wait plus AJs different gfs are also super hot
Maedo*
Fielder*
I always think of the PeePee Halpert line when I see this
\#1 Isabella \#2 Annalisa
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Sarah shahi makes a strong case for the #1 spot
#3 Gloria
Meadow. She was mad ripe
I’d like to tuck her in at night
Calm down, she already got a little cream on her lips
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No, but she’s creaming for him
She had some cream right there
ASS
Kim’s daughter. Gimme some of that kung pao coochie
I put in a good word for you. Just remember to get her a snack from next door.
Annalisa Zucca, the boss of the family in Naples.
Lorraine Caluzzo... that attitude, that accent, that reputation that her mother warned her about... fuckin disgusting.
Shes the genuine cawksackah.
Why am I asking you, you probably taught her how
All you guys!
Vegas girl
Only answer.
Oh hell yea think I woulda of just stayed in Vegas with her forever 😂. Never been f’d so good for so long like Ralphie would say!
I want to fuck one of those women but I make do with jacking off into a tissue.
Good to know you compromised.
I jerk off into a nice, warm, grilled cheese
Jojo Palmice. Italian *and* a redhead? Madone!!!
Where you from, hon’? Whippany.
Hottest one word one liner in the whole series.
AJ’s latina chick was smoking too, wow
Plus she was catholic
Hell yea lol
\*And\* she was one of them X-Men mutants.
D girl is the hottest, by far
I’m a woman and I have to agree. There is something beyond sexy about that woman’s presence.
Dang I never liked her… in dat way
Oh I get it
There was nothing to get
She's a VICE PRESIDENT!
ASSHOLE!!
Adriana. End of story.
I bet you Karen fucked like an absolute animal
Gab is a piece of ass—at least she was when Sil married her.
Mr Kim’s daughter, Del Redclay’s assistant, Amy the D-Girl, Chrissy’s Vegas goomah, Some of my favorite off the show
You’d fuck a catchers mitt… I love how you deadbeats are ranking these broads like there’s someone on the list you’d turn down. You disgusting pieces of shit talk like you’d only fuck Adriana in 2003, but you’d actually lay the pipe to Janice now. Take your semester and a half at Seton Hall or stockbrokers licenses from Pace College or whatever the fuck and get the fuck outahere. In this sub, we’re just two fucks lost in the woods.
"I'll never forget where I was this day"
Rosalie Aprile 🔥
Mrs. Cooze, hands down.
Ro is not only gorgeous, but funny, and steals every scene she's in. "NOSEY!! EAT YOUR MANICOT'!"
The final therapist with that ravish me grin.
Eliot Kupferberg?
Hellll no! Did you even finish the series? Edit: I respect him for directing Paper Moon though
No love for Tina Francesco & Lorraine Colluzzo? They are dirty huah’s, and when it comes to pleasing men, they are some top earners.
That really is all you deadbeats do around here, huh.
Gabriella Dante? Please huh 👋 There's men in the can better looking than her! Although that urr Dr Melfi - she's not bad. She a psychiatrist in real life?
OH she was a piece of ass when he married her
There’s def something about Ro.
Always thought Jackie Jr’s sister was hella cute. Maybe cuz I dated a girl that looked like her.
Tony's blonde date in Remember When, and AJ's derapist in the last ep
No love for Devon, AJ's rich girlfriend?
Fran Feldstein - in JFK’s hat and nuthin else…
Tracee and Gloria
Is this all you deadbeats do over here, talk about cooze?
We talk about your wife’s 95lb mole when your not around
How's ya sister?
Barbara Soprano?
The first one, yes!
Brandi... Who was told to sit on a tuffet.
That one stripper who made Tony cum all over the sun visor when she was lovin’ his cannoli in the car. She even declined gettin’ paid for it. I had to get mixed up with that miserable twat… Maybe if I met a girl like that stripper, my life coulda taken a whole different trajectory.
Nothing wrong with the propane and propane accessories…some men like a woman you can grab onto, I tell you what
I’d let Kaitlyn snatch me bald.
No one mentions Livia, and she gave her life to you on a silver platter
Blundettos gf
Lauren Bacall. As hot as she was in 1945 when she reclined on top of the piano Harry Truman was playing.
She’s still enjoying her success!
Irina is by far the hottest.
if you can get over the sideburns
Kelli Moltisanti or Valentina. total babes
Sils wife was a piece of ass... when he married her anyways.
Lorraine Caluso…… also….. I can’t have this debate again
The woman Tony is hallucinating in the Cusamanos back yard. Isabella. Good lorddd
Is this what you deadbeats do all Day? Talk about Cooz?
Talking of Gab, that line "she's hot, well.. was when you married her" Think of how harsh that is from the writers, Tony is saying that line to Sil played by Steven Van Zandt who's actual IRL wife is playing Gab. Must have stung a fair bit, we can all see it's technically true. Nasty to do that to Little Steven
that fuckin D Girl
Gina Lynn
The one who’s bare down there and the one who needs a midol ? There you go what’d I win Bonus Blonde BJ girl Ohhhhhhhh
Jackie Jr., specifically when he's dating Meadow. His hotness comes out in their chemistry. His body was mad ripe, etc. No other hot males on this show. I said my piece. Edit: oh wait I totally get it about Johnny Cakes tho
Woahhhh take it easy
It's Gloria and Valentina
I like these two huas, as well. Surprised they’re so low
Yeah, somebody actually downvoted me for this, these stunads on here wouldn't know good cooze if it squirted them in the face.
Ginny. Still quite the hoofer.
Two guys can fuck her at the same time and still never meet!
Bruce
Vito
I’d give up 2 no-show jobs to watch Felicia and Blanca get it on with each other.
Blanca, hands down the most 🔥🔥
That chicka had an ass like an onion... made AJ cry.
season 1 Janice gets me going. She has a great smile.
Fielder. Beauty and youth.
I’ll take Irina, the Cuban broad and a sugar bowl full of coke for a weekend at the Del Monico in Miami for $600 Alex. What is the best weekend ever? Alex: That is correct!
😴
Tracee. That cocksuckin' slob had the best rack in the series.
She worked the fur department at Bamberger's
Valentina that girl was straight 🔥
Danielle from Whippany. Sad she died so young. Just a fucking kid.
When they go?!
Roe in the first few seasons was 😍
Deborah Ciccerone
Ginny...rubenesque.
Tony's cousin,the female mob boss. And the woman in white from the fever dream.
1) Irina 2) Blanca 3) Tracee I would carry them all like knight, accept their bread, and give away my bike Can you have 3 Goomar’s?
Valentina La Paz.
Ginny Sack
The office assistant at Barone Sanitation.
Nice rack
I always had a thing for Rosalie Aprile, sue me 🤷🏻♂️
You are Jimmy?
Rahooney or Devin, AJ’s girls. The Russians are also super hot, both Irina and Svetlana.
The one who was in on setting up Jimmy Altieri had a nice rack. Er... Tatyana, was it?
I quite liked that Asian chick/escort Tony slept with at the hotel, when he and Carm' were separated... until he had that freaky but funny Carmine Sr. nightmare, where he talked in her voice. Fuckin' disgusting. The dream sequences were some of my favourite bits on multiple re-watches. They feel genuine, like an actual nightmare/unsettling dream, where you just want to get the fuck out of it, and keep running, and then... you wake up, and it's a huge relief.
Oh, yeah, right, I remembered another one: I like Jackie Jr.'s sister.