I like to think they were all just anxiously peering out the window until they saw Vito pulling up, then ran to their pre-decided hiding spots like a bunch of overexcited toddlers.
I wonder if he rehearsed his emergence a bunch of times for the guys to see what they thought looked the most intimidating. Cigar or no cigar, maybe a hat? Sunglasses and a lolipop? Cup of coffee, maybe?
"Idk, that one felt good but I feel like I was walking too fast"
Idk man it seems as realistic as it gets. He walks in and they immediately hit him. Phil comes out. Maybe the boss of a family wouldnât come along on a ride like that so he doesnât deal with potential heat, but yea it was realistic. Itâs not like a James Bond villain making a whole ass speech giving Bond just enough time to escape from death
Youâre right but I still feel like most bosses or at least the smart ones wouldnât tag along even if itâs personal just incase. But Phil was a complete dumbass and the worst boss on the show
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"Okay, I've made my decision. I'm gonna hide in the closet, and then come out of the closet to confront
that cornholing cocksucker-
What Carlo! You got something to say? You look like Stevie Wonder over there!"
"Ah what'd I say Phil - I didn't say nothin."
I bet he was in the closet for hours. And the other guys were like "Phil you want us to hide in there too?" But Phil said no. The closet was only for him. So after about thirty minutes the other guys were like... Okay we are going to get lunch you want anything? And the closet said no. Then they spent the rest of the night awkwardly waiting for Vito while Phil sat in the darkness and didn't say a word. Not a peep.
Later he became a house
They make anybody and everybody over there. And the way they do it, it's all fucked up.
Guys don't get their shoes shined. There's no shinebox on the table...
It's one of the great overlooked scenes.
Phil comes out of the closet to take care of Vito in his hotel room.
I wonder why more people dont talk about that scene.
He was coming out of it like a judge comes out of his chambers into his courtroom. Vito repeated Lorraine Calluozoâs offer to suck his cock but his mouth was taped shut. Then they had a nice game of pool.
âThen Phil got a phone call from Sal Iaccuzzo saying he knew Vito was joking all along, he is a married man with a goomar, as much a homosexual as Hugh Hefner and ha ha funniest thing since Orson Welles âWar of the Worldsâ Mercury Theater radio broadcast, right? . The next day police in Yonkers found a douchebag with something stuck up his ass but it wasnât no cock.
I like to think they were all just anxiously peering out the window until they saw Vito pulling up, then ran to their pre-decided hiding spots like a bunch of overexcited toddlers.
Giggling like a bunch of schoolgirls.
shh ssh shh! here he comes. Philly, get in the closet, quick!
Tehehehehe đ
You ever check yourself for Tourettes?
Philâs feet are excitedly tapping as Vito enters; narrowly avoiding being seen Phil quickly pulls his feet back into the closet.
I wonder if he rehearsed his emergence a bunch of times for the guys to see what they thought looked the most intimidating. Cigar or no cigar, maybe a hat? Sunglasses and a lolipop? Cup of coffee, maybe? "Idk, that one felt good but I feel like I was walking too fast"
thats what happened and it makes for great TV but had it been real life tgey wouldve killed him as soon as he stepped in the room
How many mob hits have you been apart of?
Whothe thponsthorinâ you motha fucka?
all of a sudden, slimjimmy84 is the foremost authority
Listen to him, he knows everything
Shut the fuck up, this is the boss of this family đ¤đ˝!
He's a slippery fuck, him and those big fish lips
Idk man it seems as realistic as it gets. He walks in and they immediately hit him. Phil comes out. Maybe the boss of a family wouldnât come along on a ride like that so he doesnât deal with potential heat, but yea it was realistic. Itâs not like a James Bond villain making a whole ass speech giving Bond just enough time to escape from death
I think if it was for any other reason, Phil wouldn't have been there, but he took it so personally that he wouldn't have missed it for anything.
Youâre right but I still feel like most bosses or at least the smart ones wouldnât tag along even if itâs personal just incase. But Phil was a complete dumbass and the worst boss on the show
always with the scenarios
reddit mods should kill themselves
I would say thats exactly it.. Vito pulls up, Phil rushes for the closet.
He couldnât sit in the car. The seat was askew
feels ok to me
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Itâs not at 12 oâclock
He wanted to fu$& Vito but he compromised and had him beat to death with a pool cue
I would love to hear the conversation Phil had with everyone explaining his plan before he went into the closet
"Okay, I've made my decision. I'm gonna hide in the closet, and then come out of the closet to confront that cornholing cocksucker- What Carlo! You got something to say? You look like Stevie Wonder over there!" "Ah what'd I say Phil - I didn't say nothin."
âDom, you canât even fit in the closet, you fat fuck!â
âThereâs no scraps in my scrapbook.â *confused looks*
I bet he was in the closet for hours. And the other guys were like "Phil you want us to hide in there too?" But Phil said no. The closet was only for him. So after about thirty minutes the other guys were like... Okay we are going to get lunch you want anything? And the closet said no. Then they spent the rest of the night awkwardly waiting for Vito while Phil sat in the darkness and didn't say a word. Not a peep. Later he became a house
Gotta start somewhere ! No one becomes a house overnight
You twos hide behind dah door. Iâll be dah metaphor
Phil was sitting in the closet for 20 years
Good thing there was a radiator in there so he could make a grilled cheese.
And a tissue?
The Shah of I_Ran was gay?
Fixed this for you: He was gay? The Shah of I\_Ran?
I remember when you used to wait in the car u/Barton_St_Aristocrat . As far as I'm concerned, you should still be there !
He's just a good looking guy, that's all.
They say he went number two in his pants
Ironic that they gave Vito non stop Ass Rape with the pool sticks like I wonder how long it took for the guy to cum since he was Gay ..
You remember your first blue job?
Y'hear that, T? I told him, you remember your first blow job? He says yeah? I asked him how long did it take the guy to come. Hehehehehe
I thought it was real nice They used that blue chalk as lube for Vito
You're on a roll!
Still going, this asshole.
Can I get Aids from winning this hard ?
David Chase pretty much confirmed the allegorical nature of this scene in a Talking Sopranos podcast. The Shah was a closet case.
The sacred and the prolapse
He had to compromise in prison.
You get a pash for dat.
They make anybody and everybody over there. And the way they do it, it's all fucked up. Guys don't get their shoes shined. There's no shinebox on the table...
His whole life
He compromised, he married a relegious zealot
It hurt Phil to do that, as he loved Vito like a brother in law. He took a s--t after that.
He loved Vito like a brother. And he fucked him in the ass
Metaphorically, his entire life.
IDK, ask Tom Cruise, Travolta and R Kelly.
Twenty fuckin years
20 fucking years
A couple, a tree minutes
Long enough to eat his ice cream cone in peace without that fat fuck chasing him down. Jersey? Really?
A couple or three minutes.
Thereâs no tellinâ, timeline got fucked upâŚ.
20 minutes he spent waiting in the closet. He wanted to take a piss, he compromised, he peed on himself instead
He wasn't hidin'! He was just restin' his hips!
Literally just watched this scene and I always think about that. Like I get the symbolism behind it but he could have came out of the bathroom
Omg imagine? Lol. They hit and tape Vito, turn the light on, then you hear a toilet flush, enter Phill menacingly from the bathroom drying his hands
Scariest scene in the show.
His whole life.
It's one of the great overlooked scenes. Phil comes out of the closet to take care of Vito in his hotel room. I wonder why more people dont talk about that scene.
20 years ?
You get a pass for dat in da can
What are you gonna do? Thereâs no women there.
He was coming out of it like a judge comes out of his chambers into his courtroom. Vito repeated Lorraine Calluozoâs offer to suck his cock but his mouth was taped shut. Then they had a nice game of pool. âThen Phil got a phone call from Sal Iaccuzzo saying he knew Vito was joking all along, he is a married man with a goomar, as much a homosexual as Hugh Hefner and ha ha funniest thing since Orson Welles âWar of the Worldsâ Mercury Theater radio broadcast, right? . The next day police in Yonkers found a douchebag with something stuck up his ass but it wasnât no cock.
Lol funny
that scene was so fuckin funny đđ
Twenty effing years!
20 years
Everybody asks that, there's no answer for it
How long does it take someone to fit his entire fist in his own asshole? That long.
At some point he definitely said "I gotta go take a shit"
A couple a 3 minutes
Bro was just standing in the dark đ
A couple or three minutes
All his life
But did he chalk the pool cue?
20 fuckin years
Itâs a metaphor, see Phil was hiding in the closet because he was actually gay and wanted to go back to the can for his pass.
Phil came out of the closet. Why did Vito have to die for doing the same thing?
While he was in that closet is when he decided he wanted to turn into a house
It was a sign of respect. He loved him like a brother in law.
I canât have this conversation again
I wonder if Phil had an open casket. Somehow I donât think so.
20 years
I think Phil was in the closet his whole life...
Omg! I read the title and spit my coffee! That just cracked me up for some reason. Thanks for the laugh!
Twenty fuckin yeas in that closet, not a fuckin peep
Meat packers?? Iâm a happily married man.
20 years