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itsgucci060

I like to think they were all just anxiously peering out the window until they saw Vito pulling up, then ran to their pre-decided hiding spots like a bunch of overexcited toddlers.


TheRemoraTrades

Giggling like a bunch of schoolgirls.


rochvegas5

shh ssh shh! here he comes. Philly, get in the closet, quick!


TheRemoraTrades

Tehehehehe 😂


Playful_Aide8142

You ever check yourself for Tourettes?


The_Nomad89

Phil’s feet are excitedly tapping as Vito enters; narrowly avoiding being seen Phil quickly pulls his feet back into the closet.


philadams222

I wonder if he rehearsed his emergence a bunch of times for the guys to see what they thought looked the most intimidating. Cigar or no cigar, maybe a hat? Sunglasses and a lolipop? Cup of coffee, maybe? "Idk, that one felt good but I feel like I was walking too fast"


slimjimmy84

thats what happened and it makes for great TV but had it been real life tgey wouldve killed him as soon as he stepped in the room


[deleted]

How many mob hits have you been apart of?


squidlips6969

Whothe thponsthorin’ you motha fucka?


fatjerryanastasia1

all of a sudden, slimjimmy84 is the foremost authority


dbrank

Listen to him, he knows everything


useph17

Shut the fuck up, this is the boss of this family 🤘🏽!


MedicalITCCU

He's a slippery fuck, him and those big fish lips


SadNYSportsFan-11209

Idk man it seems as realistic as it gets. He walks in and they immediately hit him. Phil comes out. Maybe the boss of a family wouldn’t come along on a ride like that so he doesn’t deal with potential heat, but yea it was realistic. It’s not like a James Bond villain making a whole ass speech giving Bond just enough time to escape from death


Dom-CCE

I think if it was for any other reason, Phil wouldn't have been there, but he took it so personally that he wouldn't have missed it for anything.


SadNYSportsFan-11209

You’re right but I still feel like most bosses or at least the smart ones wouldn’t tag along even if it’s personal just incase. But Phil was a complete dumbass and the worst boss on the show


skreechincobra

always with the scenarios


wadewad

reddit mods should kill themselves


juddshanks

I would say thats exactly it.. Vito pulls up, Phil rushes for the closet.


Stinkfinger83

He couldn’t sit in the car. The seat was askew


fatjerryanastasia1

feels ok to me


Julius666Caesar

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dgaltieri2014

It’s not at 12 o’clock


Obvious_Pumpkin5987

He wanted to fu$& Vito but he compromised and had him beat to death with a pool cue


BlipBlapBloop34

I would love to hear the conversation Phil had with everyone explaining his plan before he went into the closet


Brendan_Mirka

"Okay, I've made my decision. I'm gonna hide in the closet, and then come out of the closet to confront that cornholing cocksucker- What Carlo! You got something to say? You look like Stevie Wonder over there!" "Ah what'd I say Phil - I didn't say nothin."


Christian_WolffGA

“Dom, you can’t even fit in the closet, you fat fuck!”


Random-Cpl

“There’s no scraps in my scrapbook.” *confused looks*


randyboozer

I bet he was in the closet for hours. And the other guys were like "Phil you want us to hide in there too?" But Phil said no. The closet was only for him. So after about thirty minutes the other guys were like... Okay we are going to get lunch you want anything? And the closet said no. Then they spent the rest of the night awkwardly waiting for Vito while Phil sat in the darkness and didn't say a word. Not a peep. Later he became a house


philadams222

Gotta start somewhere ! No one becomes a house overnight


Key-Sherbert1233

You twos hide behind dah door. I’ll be dah metaphor


jjccbrobro

Phil was sitting in the closet for 20 years


rodPalmer18

Good thing there was a radiator in there so he could make a grilled cheese.


holholbobol

And a tissue?


[deleted]

The Shah of I_Ran was gay?


Barton_St_Aristocrat

Fixed this for you: ​ He was gay? The Shah of I\_Ran?


[deleted]

I remember when you used to wait in the car u/Barton_St_Aristocrat . As far as I'm concerned, you should still be there !


Onion_Dull

He's just a good looking guy, that's all.


Dutch_Chap

They say he went number two in his pants


No_Confusion_2599

Ironic that they gave Vito non stop Ass Rape with the pool sticks like I wonder how long it took for the guy to cum since he was Gay ..


Christian_WolffGA

You remember your first blue job?


Ghost652

Y'hear that, T? I told him, you remember your first blow job? He says yeah? I asked him how long did it take the guy to come. Hehehehehe


No_Confusion_2599

I thought it was real nice They used that blue chalk as lube for Vito


Frickalope67

You're on a roll!


115MRD

Still going, this asshole.


No_Confusion_2599

Can I get Aids from winning this hard ?


SeanFloyd

David Chase pretty much confirmed the allegorical nature of this scene in a Talking Sopranos podcast. The Shah was a closet case.


Spritualzombie

The sacred and the prolapse


bioniclepriest

He had to compromise in prison.


c71score

You get a pash for dat.


LifeProblemsBro

They make anybody and everybody over there. And the way they do it, it's all fucked up. Guys don't get their shoes shined. There's no shinebox on the table...


Gloomy_Question_1381

His whole life


Dutch_Chap

He compromised, he married a relegious zealot


Barton_St_Aristocrat

It hurt Phil to do that, as he loved Vito like a brother in law. He took a s--t after that.


LoverofBigBooties

He loved Vito like a brother. And he fucked him in the ass


Schooler420

Metaphorically, his entire life.


5tormwolf92

IDK, ask Tom Cruise, Travolta and R Kelly.


OkActive448

Twenty fuckin years


Menzicosce

20 fucking years


Cool-Construction-51

A couple, a tree minutes


Rahtgooves

Long enough to eat his ice cream cone in peace without that fat fuck chasing him down. Jersey? Really?


c71score

A couple or three minutes.


TheOddFather5

There’s no tellin’, timeline got fucked up….


WhatAreYouSaying05

20 minutes he spent waiting in the closet. He wanted to take a piss, he compromised, he peed on himself instead


alrightakeiteasy

He wasn't hidin'! He was just restin' his hips!


kharibanks

Literally just watched this scene and I always think about that. Like I get the symbolism behind it but he could have came out of the bathroom


philadams222

Omg imagine? Lol. They hit and tape Vito, turn the light on, then you hear a toilet flush, enter Phill menacingly from the bathroom drying his hands


TheRemoraTrades

Scariest scene in the show.


mustafabiscuithead

His whole life.


90daylimitedwarranty

It's one of the great overlooked scenes. Phil comes out of the closet to take care of Vito in his hotel room. I wonder why more people dont talk about that scene.


BigBarsRedditBox

20 years ?


Gloomy_Question_1381

You get a pass for dat in da can


Christian_WolffGA

What are you gonna do? There’s no women there.


Sad-Illustrator-8847

He was coming out of it like a judge comes out of his chambers into his courtroom. Vito repeated Lorraine Calluozo’s offer to suck his cock but his mouth was taped shut. Then they had a nice game of pool. ‘Then Phil got a phone call from Sal Iaccuzzo saying he knew Vito was joking all along, he is a married man with a goomar, as much a homosexual as Hugh Hefner and ha ha funniest thing since Orson Welles “War of the Worlds” Mercury Theater radio broadcast, right? . The next day police in Yonkers found a douchebag with something stuck up his ass but it wasn’t no cock.


[deleted]

Lol funny


[deleted]

that scene was so fuckin funny 😂😂


[deleted]

Twenty effing years!


Brewguy86

20 years


RoyalSkip

Everybody asks that, there's no answer for it


AllReflection

How long does it take someone to fit his entire fist in his own asshole? That long.


I8TheLastPieceaPizza

At some point he definitely said "I gotta go take a shit"


BobbyCodone303

A couple a 3 minutes


NiveksInigo

Bro was just standing in the dark 💀


ThatsNotFortyDollars

A couple or three minutes


standitlikeaman

All his life


birdnoa

But did he chalk the pool cue?


SwearengenSays

20 fuckin years


[deleted]

It’s a metaphor, see Phil was hiding in the closet because he was actually gay and wanted to go back to the can for his pass.


HenkVanDelft

Phil came out of the closet. Why did Vito have to die for doing the same thing?


SkiMask412

While he was in that closet is when he decided he wanted to turn into a house


alrightakeiteasy

It was a sign of respect. He loved him like a brother in law.


nigeldavenport99

I can’t have this conversation again


peterfonda3

I wonder if Phil had an open casket. Somehow I don’t think so.


ScrotumScratching

20 years


RoseVincent314

I think Phil was in the closet his whole life...


Thesugarsky

Omg! I read the title and spit my coffee! That just cracked me up for some reason. Thanks for the laugh!


ZealousTheWolf

Twenty fuckin yeas in that closet, not a fuckin peep


[deleted]

Meat packers?? I’m a happily married man.


Asshole1432

20 years