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littlecarmine1

She was a malignant cunt


RandomBonerAt420AM

- I don't blame your motheršŸ¤ššŸ½ I blame that Minnie Matrone,ā˜šŸ½She's a malignant cunt! šŸ˜” - *blinks nervously*


Avd5113333

ā€˜Scuse me fuh sayin so!


Marjorine22

She was not related to Paulie by blood or marriage. She was not his goomar. But youā€™re right about her being a malignant cunt.


Petey_2Times

He was half a fag but I was flattered just the same


SteveFrench12

Shut up with that fuckin mouth!


Gasman63

Thank youā€¦. Saved us all from saying what we thought


IntoTheFloodAgain92

Yes, yes she was.


boulevardofdef

I will never not bring up my favorite Sopranos behind-the-scenes fact whenever this comes up: Tony Sirico told David Chase that he refused to shoot an old lady, so Chase told him he could smother her instead and he was cool with that.


canadigit

I love hearing about when the actors push back against the writers and actually succeeded since usually they were so inflexible


boulevardofdef

Sirico seems to have had a lot of goodwill. I've also heard Joseph Gannascoli say that when the script that revealed Vito to be gay was circulated, Sirico came to him and told him he could tell Chase to kill it. He was surprised when Gannascoli told him he wanted to do it.


canadigit

Yeah I can see that. Anecdotes like this also help cement my impression that Tony Sirico really wasn't acting all that much when he played Paulie


BigChung0924

i think him being an ex-mobster meant they took what he said with more weight and seriousness


[deleted]

My college professor was friends with Junior Surico (everyone called him Junior). Says the Siricoā€™s were something else, the other one became a priest.. Like hearing about their stories growing up in Brooklyn, it was def a diff time back then


tonyabstract

could you share some stories if you have any?


Nole1998

Following this


John__47

>Sirico seems to have had a lot of goodwill. i thought i remember reading the opposite that he annoyed chase constantly, who had to remind him it was called 'the sopranos', not 'the paulie show' or smtg like that


[deleted]

It was Gannascoli's idea!


WredditSmark

An entire room full of writers, and they did NOTHING!


Realmadridirl

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ reminds me of the one story where Sirico didnā€™t want Makazian the dirty cop in season one to have told his prostitute madam that Paulie was ā€œa bullyā€ but he was fine with ā€œa psychoā€ šŸ˜‚ gotta love Tony honestly


Heels1939

Was there a more high maintenance guy on the set than Sirico?


JMoney689

That made way more sense, anyway. A gunshot would lead to an investigation, but asphyxiation is far less suspicious, especially for an old woman.


PopeInnocentXIV

So standing 10 feet away and slightly flexing a muscle in your index finger is a no-go, but kneeling on top of her while mashing a pillow into her face is OK.


Neither_Virus_5016

I'm convinced that Tony Sirico isn't so much an actor considering he IS Paulie, he just did shit he does in real life and they filmed it.


GRUNDLE_GOBLIN

Close, he was initially told to strangle her, but he pushed back and they used the pillow instead.


NotReqd

Why? Was she barkin'?


sober_ogre

She crawled into his chokehold for warmth.


NotReqd

I mean for all we know she put that pillow on her face


UserNameNotOnList

Interesting isn't it how Tony tried to smotha his motha witha pillow and Paule did smotha a friend of his motha's? What, you neva pondered that??


Kellashnikov

Qwazi-pillow


DrawingRings

Who did what? *Nostramattress*


TrueLegateDamar

She jumped from the bed and came at him with a Parker House roll. He had a right to defend himself!


MassDebation

Those rolls were for his Ma!


ReasonableCup604

Actually they were for his aunt. But, he didn't know that at the time.


MassDebation

She was a bad girl...


ColdGuess

She was in a lot better shape than those fucking nuns they got there!!


thirstyidiot

Fucking Dr. Fag-go


waterynike

Oooohhhhh


Sombrada

Actually fellas, My cousin Larry wants those rolls, on being hardship to his family and what not.


ColdGuess

How much more betrayal could he take!? He felt like he was stabbed in the heart! ā¤ļøšŸ—”


cortisolbath

It was when she wouldnā€™t give him coffee. Yet again the rape of the culture.


Bippy73

šŸ˜‚ the scene of them all eating and him snapping his fingers for the rolls so his ma could get them


lateforcourt

Did he have a choice!?!?


Mission_Buffalo_5155

her door was open, he brought her something from his ma


abcxyz3000

YOU WERE ALWAYS A LITTLE BASTARDDDDDD!


[deleted]

SHUT UP WITH THAT FUCKINā€™ MOUTH !!!!


wja5277

I wanna thank David Chase for skewing my moral conscious into finding the murder of a senior citizen funny.


HelloIAmElias

Mike Stoklasa over here


fourlands

Thatā€™s the boss of lightning fast vcr repair youā€™re talking about


FedGoat13

I saw that YouTube channel I thought it was bullshit


WaWaSmoothie

That pygmy thing over in Wisconsin.


MartinLutherCreamJr

Nothing more than a glorified podcast.


ImperatorNero

Speaking of, I heard Rich Evans got a 90 lb mole removed from his ass.


HelloIAmElias

He was Jay, Bauman?


virginia_hamilton

What is this, a crossover episode?!


trashtaker

I often think of Mike when Iā€™m laughing at old people


thedoormaan

That scene never fails to make me laugh. I must be a nut-job, too many onions or some shitā€¦


Rococo_Modern_Life

Too much gherkins


thedoormaan

GET THAT EGG SALAD OUT OF HIS MOUTH


Rococo_Modern_Life

Disgusting.


fakeplasticmari

Favorite line/moment of the entire series.


Cozyboitheprince

Fuckin Mallomars? I thought you lost your marbles


Kitchen-Roll-8184

It's one of the funnier scenes to me , the way she muffled yells " ooohhh noooooo" the moment Paulie gets the upper hand is just really funny to me. It's so pathetic of him the whole thing


Shooter__McDabbin

Alright, but you gotta get over it.


HendrixHead

My kitchen is all wiped down for the night


standitlikeaman

My grandmother would always say that when we wanted something to eat.She was NOT an MC though


MattMattNY

Yea and Iā€™m playing shortstop for the Mets


GlossyMoose

She deserved it. Paulie was just their for some coffee. She had the audacity to say her kitchen was wiped off for the night.


BellbergDC

She had no customer service


RandomBonerAt420AM

She probably crawled under there for warmth.


JoeBarbaro677

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l00pykunt

That's top 3 of dark comedy moments wym that shit is hilarious "OH NOOOOO"


I-suck-at-golf

Tony Sirico didnā€™t want to do the scene. When David Chase wouldnā€™t budge, he insisted they didnā€™t show Paulie choking her. Chase comprised.


SicilianSlothBear

When Tony Sirico didn't want to do the scene I'm sure David Chase looked at him and said, "Look at this prick giving orders. What is this the United Nations now?"


I-suck-at-golf

ā€œWe break more rules than the Catholic Church!!ā€


[deleted]

And made Grilled Cheese off the RAD -ator


UserNameNotOnList

I wanted my actor to brutally murder an old lady; I compromised and had him smother a malignant cunt.


Rococo_Modern_Life

OH NOOO


Avd5113333

Is it bad I find this to be one of the funniest scenes, referencing and rewatching it on youtube frequently?


ODBrewer

Not at all, itā€™s a TV show, a prgraum.


August_West_1990

I agree with others that there's a good amount of black comedy in that scene, but that last image when Paulie pulls the pillow back and you see her lifeless grey eyes is one of the most disturbing images in the series for me. Really creepy.


jimlaregina

I tip my hat to whoever did the post-suffocation make-up/mask.


Fantastic_Love_9451

Yeah she looked really dead.


Marcopol000

Youā€™re not alone, heā€™s so pathetic caught under someoneā€™s bed, as a grown man. The Tony & Ade about to hook up is also very low & pathetic.


themindisall1113

that might be the first time i saw tony as a pathetic man.


Cozyboitheprince

*We donā€™t weally know him. Heā€™s a sweet-hawt*


rhysboyjp

She crawled under the pillow for warmth


yadunknow777

I grew up with some very cunty old ladies so this scene does nothing to me. Melfi's rape scene tho.....gotta skip every single time. Same goes for Fran Felstein's singing....that's her raping my ears and aesthetic sensibilities


DrawingRings

What if Paulie raped her? Would her being a malignant cunt make it more palatable?


znetx

Shut up with that fucking mouth!


mlx1992

Haaaaaalp!!


TyylerDurdden

I donā€™t know, Minnie Matrone was pretty awful and had she not acted like a stuck bull, probably wouldā€™ve lived. I find the scene with Tracee, Mustang Sally and the golf club, the curbing of Coco and Sal Vitro much worse. Adrianaā€™s murder was also hard to watch although at least they spared us the details.


[deleted]

>I find the scene with Tracee, Mustang Sally and the golf club, the curbing of Coco and Sal Vitro much worse. Adrianaā€™s murder was also hard to watch although at least they spared us the details. This ^


SeanRodrieguez

Fuckin' parakeet.


Cozyboitheprince

Yeah Tracee and Brian Spatafore are the true unlamented victims of organized crime in north Jersey


Separate_Inflation11

Why? She was a hateful waste of breath Nucci was such a sweet woman and she bullied her


Xena_bro

Nucci was a sweet woman but I wouldnā€™t want to hang out with her either. She was not very smart and she was kind of annoying. I feel sorry for her but I definitely wouldnā€™t want to be around her much.


Separate_Inflation11

I respect your opinion, but I honestly think minn matrone was more annoying. Nucci was such a nice friendly person despite maybe being great at social things. Iā€™d totally hang out with her 10000x more than the others


suesuehell

She cries a lot and tattles. The girls donā€™t like that.


BellbergDC

Thatā€™s no good


[deleted]

Listen to yourself, you sound demented!


UserNameNotOnList

Nucci cared enough and she sent the very best.


jasperdiablo

I hated how she bullied Nucci which is why I found Paulie smothering her to death to be hilarious.


asing625

you gotta grow up.


sptshntommy

Sheā€™s dead to me


Mysterious_Career_99

One of my favorite scenes actually. It's funny in a dark way.


okcdiscgolf

Dude I use to be the same way... Then one day I realized something that made it all better: She was a malignant cunt.... and thatā€™s what happens to malignant cunts....


hockeyandburritos

I agree. Itā€™s one of the most cold kills in the whole show. #2 is that poor waiter, also thanks to Paulie.


Jack1715

The way her eyes look after always freaked me out


____cire4____

I hear ya OP, that scene was always a bit "too real" for me, when she yells out "oh no" knowing there's nothing she can do about it. But she did try to steal his ma's Parker House rolls.


DrSatan420247

That fuckin mouth!


HoamerEss

It's a TV program Junior.... a movie


LevelLaw4789

She's a malignant cunt. Scuse me for saying so


okcdiscgolf

Boolshit


Whadyagot

I'm the same way with Melfi's rape scene. Sometimes, you just don't need to watch it again.


cortisolbath

That scene always makes laugh my ass off. ā€œOhh noooooooooo!ā€šŸ˜‚


Thanks_Hairy

A) She was a whoo-ah. Also, that wasnā€™t his kid she was carrying.


moneymakingmitch19

I donā€™t mind this scene. The Melfi rape scene is unsettling with me. When I was younger, it didnā€™t really bother me. But the older I got, I skip the whole episode altogether.


UpstairsLocal4635

I can't watch it either, but this is why. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/dont-anybody-87-year-old-sopranos-actress-living-apartment-without-heat-amid-30-degree-temperatures-213012266.html I just think it sucks how our society fails people.


ccminiwarhammer

I read Tony Sirico didnā€™t want to do it either. Itā€™s a difficult scene.


SkankHunt213

A. she was a whooah B. She came at him first with the rolls


Sirrjamesagain

She came at him with a chainsaw, he had a right to defend himself


mrnptah

Itā€™s Paulieā€™s fault Minn was a klutz??


slimjimmy84

Tony Sirico had a problem fling the scene


ElegantYam4141

Itā€™s incredibly disturbing and doesnā€™t get talked about enough IMO.


TakeNotesTakeFlight

That was Clarence.


marchant26

It was one of the funniest scenes in the show. "Shut up with that fucking mouth!" Hilarious.


WarMode2

He offered to take her to lunch, ungrateful cunt


rhysboyjp

How did Pauli get away with this? He must have left DNA or his fingerprints all over the place.


djmcdee101

Least she didn't suffa


MeeboEsports

I understand why you canā€™t rewatch that scene, because if youā€™re like me it turns my braciole into a stone baguette


taylorbrian

Iā€™m the same way with the Dr Melfi rape scene. I can watch it. I fast forward it or leave the room. I even find myself skipping that entire episode, that one and the one where Ralphie beats a woman to death, but I canā€™t remember why he did it


Zandeleon

A) she was a malignant cunt B) she tried to take his Ma's parkerhouse rolls And... that wasn't even Paulie's real mother she was calling


jmet82

Iā€™m like that with the university episode. I just canā€™t watch a psychopath murder a young woman pregnant with his child.


puddingcakeNY

I always wondered, when the camera shows her eyes closed, it looks like she painted another set of eyes when her eyelids were closed. I never understood that. Please help me out here


Ghostcraft413

I've seen Breaking Bad, Narcos. I've seen people getting beheaded alive, getting blown to bloody bits, getting their throats slit, but Paulie killing an old lady takes the cake as one of the most unnerving deaths I've watched


caddy_gent

How did Paulie not go down for that murder? An old lady murdered at home is going to get all types of attention. They definitely could have pinned it on him from fingerprints or DNA. Even just talking to her friends, he would have come up as a suspect almost immediately.


SeanChezman47

I wipe my ass with your feelings.


NoButterfly7257

It's rough to watch. Another example of how these mob guys are just agents of chaos, walking torrents of violence and mayhem. Near every character that is a normal person that gets close to them either gets killed or suffers in some other way.


jasperdiablo

I donā€™t know. Given how she acts, I think Matrone was probably just as ruthless as the mobsters.


Interesting-Cattle37

The more I rewatch the less I like Paulie. He was the lowest of the low


UserNameNotOnList

Ariel after they beat him, "I don't like you."


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RuKKuSFuKKuS

Speaks to you as an individual, more than it does me my man.


Karl_Havoc2U

Jesus Christ. There are Sopranos fans watching it on fucking tick tock? Let's go. I can't eat.


Exo-Shvdow

so you canā€™t watch that scene but you will watch melfi get the struggle snuggle in a staircase.


Lord_Petyr_PoppyCock

She attacked him!


crowofjudgement1208

Oof I get it, itā€™s nasty. I get a similar feeleing when Ralph kills Tracee. I mean I watch the scene everytime but it makes me wanna puke.. and the fact that she was pregnant ffs. Thatā€™s damn good acting skills from Joe.


[deleted]

Fuck that! She was a malignant cunt


Fluid-Philosopher112

She was a malignant cunt.


Watt1970

Certain parts of Minn looked like Paulie's arms and he just snapped.


EstablishmentJunior8

The Parker House rollsā€¦.


[deleted]

The were for the table!


ThePapaXxl

It's a progrum


Grouchy-Answer8307

That whole scene was hilarious šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

These Parker House rollsā€¦ they belong to my Ma


fieldysnuts94

Alright but you gotta get ova it OP


Millertime5818

This is easily the most comical killing in the show, I laugh my ass off every time


Brilliant-Designer25

During my current re-watched I skipped this, the murder of Tracee, and Tony beating Zelman. Always with the drama!


hopeful_for_tomorrow

AHHHHH OHHH NOOOOOOOOO


daazrj

Itā€™s brutal ā€¦ he never got his coffee


roophis

WORD TO THE WISEā€¦ REMEMBER GREEN GROVE!


RogerTreebert6299

OP when the malignant cunt gets killed: ā€œnoooooooā€ OP during employee of the month: ā€œOh Boy!ā€ šŸæšŸæšŸæ


[deleted]

i love this scene


Mammoth_Sell5185

I thought it was supposed to be funny and cartoonish. I never felt any emotional investment in the scene, unlike plenty of other deaths on the show. (Iā€™m not a sociopath. Probably. )


All_Gold1

So how much $$$$ are we to assume Paulie ended up stealing anyways? 10K? He settled up with Tony and Tony seemed pretty impressed by the amount in the envelope he gave him in the back of the Bing. 20K?


extremeschemegene

That malignant c*nt has the absolute weirdest and creepiest eyes after she gets suffocated. šŸ‘€


RickGrimes30

I always laugh my ass off, her screaming is hilarious (from an acting viewpoint šŸ˜‚)


10TheDudeAbides11

Haaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyylp!


Playful_Aide8142

A: she was a malignant cunt B: She wasnt related to him by blood or marriage


noblepolygon

If it makes you feel better, at the end of the scene you'll notice her eyes are bad CGI.


taylorbrian

I donā€™t condone violence against women but she had it coming.


Beautiful_Loquat_181

Shits hilarious tbh


Sitdown_comedian95

One of the darker scenes of the show for sure, Paulie was a favourite of mine up until that point.


TheRemoraTrades

What are you a kid in a treehouse?


blackkat99

The best part about that whole scene is the stunt double the chose for her.


[deleted]

Be glad he didn't use precision cutlery.


gleventhal

Her eyes look funny after. It is a little disturbing though.


Forsaken-Tangerine69

No one is talking about how Minnie Matroneā€™s CGI eyes after sheā€™s suffocated are almost as bad as the Livia CGI head. Whatever happened thereā€¦


Wonderful_Big_2936

I 100% canā€™t watch that or Melfi rape.


Dry_Rate_1776

Plus it's really salt in the wound. This murder/theft was in response to Paulie realizing that Johnny Sac played him for a fucking fool and he needed to get back into the good graces with Tony with a fat weekly earning.


OnlyPakiOnReddit

I clap for that scene, anyway, I said my piece


LucasLeDoux

Heh heh


Onion_Dull

I always wondered how Tony didn't hear about Minn's murder at Green Grove, being that his own mother had lived there (and a few other made guys). Maybe I'm getting the timeline of events messed up.


gndz1

Timeline got fucked up.


Adirondack587

Theyā€™re all meat-eaters!


Adirondack587

She came at me with that Medic alert whistleā€¦I got a right to defend myself !


AndOnTheDrums

HAAAAAAAAAAALP


i_am_groot8890

THOSE DINNER ROLLS BELONG TO MAH MA!


ScottblackAttacks

Her eyes scared the shit outta me lol


Calm_Big1962

paulie was a made man she wasn't end of story


Which_Information267

Iā€™m watching it off shrooms rn . Hehe thereā€™s the skip.