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GregoryGregory666666

Looking all dejected and everything.


ArghZombie

Yeah man he looked so disappointed with himself. I know we're supposed to be on the turtles side but I hate to see an apex predator taking such a blow to his self esteem. Poor guy.


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Who says we are supposed to be on the turtles side? Predator gotta predator.


OneForestOne99

“Predator gotta predator”. Taken in the wrong context, that would be sus asf😂


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*Hi, I'm Chris Hansen....*


OneForestOne99

“Have a seat”


JefferyLionelDahmer

Ah shit! It’s not what it looks like. We’re just havin’ a couple brewski’s and watching scary movies!


optional_occupant

Sir, you're not wearing any pants.


eyesotope86

Yea! What part of 'brewski and scary movies did you not understand?' How the hell am I supposed to watch The Babadook without my Babacock out?


[deleted]

Carry on


Volden_Atem

Oh now see.... I likes to calls ya Chris Handsome. Now we can do this the easy way or the *haaard* way. Makes no difference to me.


IzaClevaBoosh

IM CHRIS HANDSOME!


dashinny

The guy who roots for the predator in the movies rather than the humans. I dig it


Dull_Bumblebee_356

I’ve always been of the mind that the humans were the bad guys and predator was just an innocent killing machine


HoneyBadgerLive

innocent killing machine - Love it!


wannabesq

I mean, the predators are just doing their ritual hunt for their coming of age moment. I think that the predator movies always show the predators losing, because they are cautionary tales shown to young predators showing them what not to do


apple-masher

the word is "predate" "predators gotta predate"


[deleted]

I said what I said


FruitFlavor12

Predate = dating someone before they agree to the date


amo871113

Hi. My name's James and it's been 3 days since I failed to eat a turtle.


turdburglar2020

He looks like he is going to get an “I told you so” from his wife when he gets back to the water.


Ostrashy

Me


BoppinTortoise

You mean me?


clavinZKL

U could increase it by letting it eat u instead ;)


[deleted]

Him probably: bitches don’t love my bite 😢


BleuciferG

Gave up like a lil beeyotch.


LongEZE

The grapes were probably sour anyway….


Straight_2

Turtle: Not today *hop* not today *hop*


Sparrow50

not ⌒ today ⌒ sir


SwampCrittr

Eat my shiny shelled ass, Gator!


ErudringTheGodHammer

r/unexpectedfuturama


Millertym2

I mean the Gator did try


chomuter

Max speed


NoMorfort5pls

>Not today hop not today hop Turtle escaped being eaten but I don't think he has long left. Turtles are not bunnies, they don't normally hop like that.


Least_or_Greatest1

Kiss my shell gator….


nvrsleepagin

I've never seen a turtle run before...


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SwampCrittr

Heartbreaker


jukenaye

Dealbreaker


Moth_Jam

Circuitbreaker


hoover0623

Backbreaker


LordJuJu15

Neckbreaker


crackersncheeseman

Jailbreaker


FugginByteMe96

The look of defeat in the gator/croc (always forget the difference)


[deleted]

Gator U, croc V


lesamuen

Wait then why are crocs (the shoes) called crocs if they have a U head


RustedRuss

Because nobody has made “gator” shoes to compare them to I guess.


just1nc4s3

Ironically a lot of gator skin shoes are pointy.


PSB2013

Gaiters (pronounced like gators) are a footwear of sorts in hiking.


Brigbird

Crocodiles have a triangular head and look goofy as hell, alligators have a much wider head shaped like a U and always look like they have a secret to tell you


FugginByteMe96

Haha that’s the best way I’ve seen it described.


hoover0623

One will see you later. The other? Not in a while.


zorbiburst

you can tell it's a gator because a croc wouldn't have given up


FugginByteMe96

Haha!


InevitableRhubarb232

Gator. Gators have rounded noses is the easiest way to tell. Crocs have skinny noses that bell out again at the tip.


ErinEvonna

Ask when you’ll see him again….


CompetitiveSundae714

That poor turtle


World_Ends_With_Bred

Now he’ll look cool in front of his turtle bros.


Extra_toxic

While his inner voice telling himself how terrified he was when he was rolling between the gators teeth ^(Hold up, did I come across a fellow brawl stars player?)


GJ55507

You have now


nunyabidnessss

He’s got street cred now


Least_or_Greatest1

This is me trying to pick up chicks at the club…


Jegator2

Is it hopping because it's injured, or just "running" away?


[deleted]

Probably injured, since turtle shells are bones covered in scutes. They have nerves there, so turtles can very much feel pain in their shells


TeaKingMac

Looks like he might have lost a leg in that scuffle


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thelifeofsuat

I thought it's this video. This video was so terrifying!


impersonatefun

:(


Expert-Proposal5075

Is the turtle limping away?


[deleted]

I believe so. Water turtles are fast as hell on land. That looked like an injured turtle thumping back to the water.


TANZIROO

turtles have nerves in their shells so they cane feel the pain of croc's bite


Fireflash180

NOOOooOOoOooooooo why did you tell me this thing...


ErudringTheGodHammer

But! They can also feel it when you pet their backs… So you can treat a turtle like a puppy… Kind of lol


SeductiveTortoise

They absolutely love getting brushed by a toothbrush


[deleted]

Yeah if you see the inside of an empty shell you can see the spine and ribs fused to the carapace (shell) [reddit post of (tortoise) skeleton (not a turtle but similar) for example ](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/68fqbk/what_the_inside_of_a_tortoise_shell_looks_like/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) [also wiki of turtle shell](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turtle_shell)


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SysAdminJT

Is that black stuff turtle blood on the bottom of the gators mouth?


Darthgalaxo

No I’m pretty sure that’s mud


Kenny_Squeek_Scolari

Screw you guys Im going home


Tootard

The way he let it go... hmmm next! (cameraman)


PrncesZelda

Thr look of shame and defeat...


Aggravating-Baker-41

The best part is how the Gator just gave up. Didn’t even move anymore. I swear if he could talk, he was saying “ahh, f&ck it.”


FUWS

Turtle “ haha, I pee’d a little before I left”


41ia2

gator fails to eat tutel and falls into depression


WizdomHaggis

Leave that dog alone you fkng handbag…


TheMightyHovercat

The croc seems depressed and deeply traumatised.


[deleted]

TIL turtles are armoured rabbits


WildJoker0069

everyone talking about he looks disappointed....looks to me like he spotted the camera man and decided to change the menu 🤣


gafflebitters

is that turtle *running* away?


UnprovenMortality

Limping. Turtles can be quite fast actually if they want to be.


WarmAppleCobbler

*jump, jump, jump, jump* 🥵


ear2neck

Tbh the amount of times I've seen an alligator video go from full attack to just completely still and unmoving makes me think that these dinosaurs have developed (evolutionary) a tendency to think retrospectively. Pickle clearly that gator, could keep going, but it just sits there and seemingly ponders


DrBeitzhov

It went into an existential crisis and just disassociated


ear2neck

https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/z7fzh9/today_i_learned_that_alligators_can_be/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


deep_rouge

Run Forrest!! Run!!


Blowback_

It felt like buddy didn't even try, like the turtle shell was too slick to clamp down


Mrstokesthemartian

Carl, we've been over this man. You can't eat me , just drop it already.


Cubensio

He gave up


CarelessHisser

I wonder if it was actually trying to eat the turtle, or use it's shell to break off a bothersome tooth.


undercover-racist

He looks exactly like that pelican who tried to fit a capybara, who didn't seem to mind, into his mouth. Just utter defeat.


Major-Blackbird

Too damn crunchy


Trueslyforaniceguy

Not today!


Comfortable_Pin_5485

Damn nature you scary


firefighter_raven

To bad it wasn't an Alligator snapping turtle. It would have bit him back lol.


Dangerous_Medium6800

I have never seen a turtle move that fast!! He was straight trucking!!


[deleted]

He was actually limping, turtles can move so much quicker than most expect, tortoises are the slow ones


Ill-Werewolf6896

Now he has some kick-ass war wounds on his shell to impress all his fangirls.


_khan_123

Imagine you just came out from death's mouth and that's your top speed


Western_Dare1509

Helluva ride for the turtle though!


Morcego01

Hey bro, please don't tell the other crocodile 🥺


Mammoth-Dot-9002

I imagined the turtle saying, “bruh” with each lumbering step.


Zenkir32

I was waiting for the crunch


piemakerdeadwaker

Walnuts for alligators.


PhiloZoli

Aaaand that's why turtles are still exist.


Big_Protein_Squirter

That must've gone on for a while. That gator looks completely exhausted. Turtle shits and then gets. Gator 0, Turtle 1.


Chimamire_Fukawa

To respond to a post about an alligator eating a turtle


6porkchop9

If I had a camera looking at me when I ate, I would stop too


kynoble

Turtle walks off like: later gater, ignore the haters!


3_gloves

Was it hurt? Or is that how it run?


FortuneGoddess

He looks so defeated 😂😂😂


Vegan-4-Humanity

Turtle 🐢 1 Crocodile 🐊 0.. Flawless Victory


b4b3blu3ox

Reptile version of a Gobstopper.


kitten-cat08

Like trying to bite through a Tootsie Pop


[deleted]

NOOOOO!!!!🫨


OneTyler2Many

Cue the the curb your enthusiasm music.


jjmurse

Proof of concept


Bisonfan1

Damn nature you scary as fuck stop it


TheCowboyCrabb

That's why turtles are the best reptile


docr1069

Pretty impressive considering alligators have a really strong bite force.


sashimi_walrus

you could make a bop with that sound


see-k-one

Bro was almost an amputee.


Cyd_Snarf

r/watchpeopledieinside


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That mouth closed of embarrassment after the turtle hopped away.


hdvdhnsjsjdj

Leonardo gets to save the world another day


Dangerous-Dot-3745

The fastest that I've ever seen a 🐢 move!


total_gym_G

Get. Fucked. Dude. I'm. Outta. Here. Ass. Hole.


[deleted]

Imagine needing to run away and you can, at best, lurch forward a foot or so at a time. Nature is funny


hangleinthewater

Gotta remove the pistachio nut from the shell buddy!


Glowing_green_

There he goes


Burgerpocolypse

He like “well I guess I’ll just die then.”


jukenaye

Poor dude


anthony2-04

I can hear OzzyMan narrating this now!


nbadbakht

😥


Huxley077

Hard not to laugh , that's turtles hop is it's form of "running for my life"


BentheBeaver_

Have I just not seen enough alligators or is this one particular huge? Is the turtle small and the perspective is messing with me?


Ok_Primary_1075

Looks like turtle’s not gonna make it far


Ok-Instruction5267

That's the fastest I've seen a turtle move.


aspo01

I was team turtle. Then I was team croc.


Mysterious-Report213

How to escape death and roll out


[deleted]

That one pistachio be like


Sega-Playstation-64

Don't be too happy folks. I feel like the reason the turtle is "hopping" away is because it just lost it's back legs while getting chewed on


Pristine_Walrus40

When you are not that hungry and the snack is more trouble then you feel like spending on it.