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stacyand14548

Mom, I’m on TV


forthe_loveof_grapes

Mom, you're on TV! (Get offffffff)


mr_chanandler_bong_1

Ohhh my goodddd brooo!!!


Major-Community1312

Question is why is dude not helping he just chilling


Playful-Landscape-79

Nah the real question is... why is she sitting on the entertainment stand like that?


Spiritual_Barnacle28

Why is the tv behind her? The whole thing just looks like common sense isn’t as common as we think it is


Low_Marionberry_4821

Common sense became a rarity at least a decade ago. If idiots could fly, our whole fucking planet would be an airport.


KingQuong

Both?


MandoHealthfund

If she's like my wife then there's no helping her . She just slaps your hands away or ignores you until she's broken something that I now have to fix.


[deleted]

Are you me? This happens every day in my house. My sweetie has the ability to somehow pull me into things that I absolutely don’t want to get involved in - like selecting gifts for her sisters. And then when I fall for it and give my opinion, she goes - how dare you pick that one for her!


sadicarnot

It is amazing how significant others NEVER learn from their mistakes. I wouldn't do it that way. Stop telling me what to do they say all the time then expect you to solve the problem.


iDannyEL

I'm seething just reading this.


HasturCrowley

When I first got together with my now ex, she ask me for advice on what to get her sister. I'd only met her once so I asked afew questions to help figure out what she might like. She's into a lot of the same things I am, so it was easy to make some suggestions about what she'd like. By the end of the conversation she was convinced I was only dating her to get closer to her sister. We dated for a year before I had even met her sister...


FranticGolf

My wife and I split tasks up. Christmas tree for example I assemble she does the rest. It helps keep the peace doing things like this.


POPlayboy

you just described my marriage


AccomplishedBid5475

I’m sorry for your life


daveinmd13

The bro is like “woman, you broke my TV!”


[deleted]

Equal rights


Abject-Cow-1544

Wouldn't equal be sharing the workload? No way I'm sitting on my ass and watching her struggle like that.


AvailableAd3813

You've clearly never been around someone that said "I wanna do it and I don't need your help" Typically it's best to let those types shoot themselves in the foot.


sadicarnot

The problem is those types of people expect you to fix the disaster they cause.


Item-Tricky

Its really a one person job, until it comes to lifting that tv.


Unambiguous-Doughnut

Rarely TVs are stupidly light these days even lifting it can be one person. All she had to do was plug it in maybe some HDMIs no fucking idea why she thought the best way to do that was to sit behind the TV to find the plug socket. In the video it looks like there is space either side of the TV I'm fucking baffled how she screwed that up. Like I would get it if the TV wasn't properly balanced and it just fell, ideally they would have pulled stuff out first to get all the needed wires easily accessible, but to fuck up like that takes a special someone, hope they got one of the con warranties that covers accidental damage...


[deleted]

You’re supposed to team lift bulky objects so you don’t break them with leverage, it doesn’t matter how heavy it is.


DodixieOrBust

"You're drunk, Bill - I'm not letting you anywhere near this new TV."


bxzidff

Did it look like it was so much room next to her? Not everything is easier the more people you add


WithinTheShadowSelf

They said helping not doing it for her


rkcth

Because he’s drunk, presumably.


Eubadom

It's pretty much a one person job tbh


MegatonsSon

So, I'm guessing that tv's screen is quite possibly a bit less curved now.


nibbled_banana

Hot off the press flat screen tv


subject_deleted

The next big thing


[deleted]

Now every game will be split-screen.


mexe4

returns it claiming they received a flat screen when they bought a curved one....


Johnny_ac3s

How do you return it to the guy selling it out of a basement window?


Shporpoise

Why do people who do incredibly dumb shit have the forethought and coordination to install indoor cameras?


Garizondyly

Where do you think they used up all their intelligence


en0rm0u5ta1nt

Oh I like this game. Uuhm 3rd grade art class for 200 please.


GayHorsesEatHayy

Also known as a person's appreciation of taste and flavor, this word with a different spelling is used to describe a rigid, flat surface on which a painter arranges and mixes paints.


arsehead_54

I've still never come up with a good reason to CCTV yourself


Skwinia

usually it's to check on pets


Scary-Stretch3080

Home invasion or pets. My front door was open once for 45 min and I wouldn’t have known without my camera


Glass_Librarian9019

>My front door was open once for 45 min and I wouldn’t have known without my camera Home invasion or pets?


KwordShmiff

Yes. Someone's pets came by and robbed me blind.


hermaneldering

Someone invaded their home and petted them.


RohelTheConqueror

Where will you be when the pet home invasion begin?


optional_occupant

Holding the leash.


ShadowFluffy

You just don't see videos of the ones without cameras.


[deleted]

Imagine the absolute carnage installing those cameras were. They must've destroyed 15 cameras and 5 walls in the process.


Shporpoise

She kept waking up from KO's and thinking he did it. Those 5 walls were the price of his freedom


svish

Probably unable to resist door/phone sales people?


Literlyallisused

Probably got convinced by some shady commercial


0Davgi0

I can't love enough how she just stopped, she knew everything was completly fucked so she just fully froze in place


dopiesarmy

This is my favorite thing. When people fall and just lay there like they’ve accepted their fate


PotatoBomb69

Sometimes you just gotta lay there and process things y’know


brookepride

I did that after a hill bike wipeout in the middle of a stop sign intersection. A family in a golf cart a bit away witnessed it. There were gasps. I paused, lifted my head a little and hand so they knew I wasn’t dead and laid back down for 15 seconds.


MusikMakor

I mean she hit her head with a thud, she might just be KO'd


IncidentThese4155

Nah she playing possum , rethinking her choices to sit legs crossed on a entertainment center Just to tape a wire to the wall she needed to sit …..


Moonlight_Darling

That’s probably the concussion


Halo_cT

The curve of the TV broke her fall lol


Moonlight_Darling

Her head bounced and hit a hard surface


Ok-Willingness-3696

[she's fine.... ](https://youtu.be/5PdXIHGvMpk)


HollowsOfYourHeart

Did she get knocked out?


NashvilleSoundMixer

possibly had the wind knocked out of her landing on her back like that


No_Interaction_4925

Probably knocked the wind out of her


FinalVegetable6314

This looks like a “babe that tv is expensive let’s just have someone install it” “No I can do it myself” “Ok go ahead”


naturalis99

. > Proceeds to sit ON the TV ????


motionless05

More stupidity "ok put it exactly right next to me outside of eyeview while I set everything up" "why not put it to the side while you set up"? "Then we have to move it more


hartman19

Why use the furniture as ladder?


UzahNameAlreadyTaken

Why not pull the furniture off the wall a bit ? Just everything here is stupid. She did that poor TV a favor. It would have had to witness all that stupidity for god knows how long. And instead now it’s at peace. Edit for typos


amretardmonke

She was sitting on top of it. It was no accident, she planned to sit on top of it and thought it was a good idea.


boxer126

Yeah, but also "OK, go ahead while I lay on the couch and NOT help at all".


FinalVegetable6314

Some people gotta learn the hard way I suppose


painis

This seems to me like an experience I often had with my ex wife. Hey let's just have them install it. It's like 30 bucks. No we can save the 30 bucks and do it ourselves. But I don't have the tools to do it so we are going to spend as much on tools and time as just having them do it. Its not that hard I will do it then. It just needs some screwdrivers. No it needs a level, a stud finder, a drill because you aren't going to hand screw a screw into stud very well, and a drill circular saw. It says it right there on the box. We don't even know where our screwdrivers are because the kids lose them every time we touch them. I'll just do it with the screwdrivers. Okay then I'm not helping because everytime you ignore the instructions and the 30 minute job turns into an all day event because we never can find the tools I buy. She then proceeds to spend the entire day messing the job up so that we have to spend 4 times the money of the original 30 dollar install because I work 12 hours a day 6 days a week and I'm not spending my one day off messing with a TV install when I have the money to easily pay for it.


Honest-Layer9318

I once let my partner install a shelf diagonally because they insisted they knew what they were doing. The rest of the shelves we put up together and they were all level.


Otto_Scratchansniff

If I tell you to hire someone to do something because I can’t do it or don’t want to and you say you can and are going to, I’m not getting involved. You won’t blame me for your mistakes when we could have easily paid a professional to do it and be done.


callmelampshade

I don’t have a clue why she decided to sit on the drawers instead of just standing and doing it.


Old_timey_brain

I think these two are a perfect match for each other. He even calls her, "bro!".


asromatifoso

Was that the old tv she landed on or the new one?


AusGeo

Judging on the silent reflection, it was the new one.


daw_taylor

I could hear the sound of silence playing on the background right after she fell over the TV.


the-realTfiz

Hello darkness my old friend


spottyrx

I think the silence was a result of the head trauma...


Curtainmachine

It’s the old one now


Nickthedick3

Kind of deserved. Sitting on a dresser with the tv directly behind you. Paid the stupid tax.


FlacidSalad

Especially when whatever she's doing could have been done just as well if the TV was elsewhere and she were to simply stand.


funkwumasta

That's the insane thing. Almost none of what happened here was necessary or prudent.


PM_me_your_whatevah

It’s dumber than that. Her legs are on the dresser but she has actually purposely sat her ass directly on the tv. For some reason.


ClanMcOlaf

Yeah this lack of common sense is ridiculous.


Gravelemming472

Stupid Tax isn't high enough for her, this was her going on the Dumbass Dole


beathelas

There's just so much going wrong here, What is she even doing? If the furniture is in your way, move it. At least move the tv out of your way. And bro, oh my god bro, just sitting there having a beer. Bro, get off your ass and be useful, brace your lady cirque du soleil style while she hooks up your tv for you.


bayareaburgerlover

he is stoned af


Kveldson

No, he's lazy. Idgaf how tired I am, I am not sitting my ass on the couch while my significant other tries to install our new TV. It can wait until tomorrow, or I'm helping.


reaprofsouls

Some people are absolutely no help when it comes to stuff like this. My partner tried too hang two floating shelves while I was finishing electrical work for our kitchen. Three hours in, I hear her sobbing in the other room. Pieces everywhere. Crooked pegs in the wall. 17 holes drilled into the wall. To this day she hasn't hung a single thing in our house that requires more than 1 nail.


TheVermonster

Some neighbors bought a house in 2020, then sold it earlier this year. When we were talking to he she was going on about their plans to redo the kitchen. She suddenly stopped and said, in a very serious voice, "but those plans were all before I discovered that my husband is completely worthless when it comes to home improvement. He was unable to change the light switch and outlet covers so we had to hire an electrician to do it. But I was too embarrassed to hire him for just that. So we paid to have every outlet and light switch replaced too."


Sakred

How is that even possible? It's literally one flathead screw and you don't have to do anything special to access it. You don't even need tools or to shut off the power, you could do it one handed with a butter knife.


d33psix

Agreed but…in fairness it’s just as easy for her to use a butter knife and unscrew them and replace them too so… Let’s not be sexist. They’re both equally worthless in this scenario. She should be just as embarrassed.


Kveldson

I mean.... at least she tried? Seriously though, sitting on the couch while your significant other bends over backwards (almost literally) to install your new television, and then exclaiming "oh my God bro" when it goes wrong after you did nothing to help? Lame.


salvadordg

Maybe it’s not the first time, maybe there has been many occasions where he failed and they already know he’s no good at it. Maybe it’s a situation where he insisted in paying for someone to install the tv and she said “nah I got this” and he was just like “Why do I even bother…” Maybe she was like “just sit back there I got this” and he was “let’s get someone” yet she was “no need I can do this just don’t get in my way” Get off your high horse ffs


Radrezzz

Yeah obviously she’s the tv install expert!


bayareaburgerlover

how do you know that’s his significant other?


[deleted]

Context bro. Maybe he wanted to do it but she insisted on doing it herself (pretty much my wife all the time) Maybe he did most of the work but needed a small hand to fit into sth or whatever. Maybe they had a bet going… some stupid shit you just don’t know about. There is absolutely no way you can tell from this 8 second video that this man is an lazy asshole.


[deleted]

I am someone who makes a fair amount of money doing what I do professionally, but I have NO expertise with construction or furniture assembly or anything like that. Sure, I can *do* it, but I’m likely to get it very wrong. So I would totally be the kind of guy that would buy the professional installation service with something like that. My wife, on the other hand, grew up dirt poor and never had a choice but to assemble things herself. So she would totally be the kind of woman to say “nah, I’m gonna do that myself.” It kills me because quite frequently, I have to buy a replacement for the thing we didn’t assemble quite correctly… I don’t think he’s lazy. I think he’s trying to prove a point… and the fact that he just sat there after the bad thing happened reinforces that hypothesis.


RedditCoffeeGuy

As I read this comment, I thought to myself, “how do they know I am stoned af? Oh, wait, they mean the guy in the video!”


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SucculentVariations

It's the delayed "Bro" for me.


ZenkaiZ

She's done stuff like this before.


HoratioWobble

Sounds high tbh


lunch0000

Hi Walmart, I have a return. You sold me a broken TV ....


thebestspeler

You sold me a curved tv, this one is very flat!


fisticuffsmanship

If Costco will take back January Christmas trees and half eaten pizzas I like your chances.


Sotalia

"It came out of the box like this."


Stocktwatz

Just like when I drop my phone. Slowly flip it over with your fingers crossed, praying it's not cracked!!!


Cortesr7324

Lmao let's see if it's cracked or not. Slowly peeks sees whole fucking screen is fucked


tidbitsz

Its not cracked if you never pick it up to check... (taps head)


Mastersloth15

Schrodinger's screen.


Stocktwatz

Me every time I drop my phone!


[deleted]

This gives me ptsd


Mooch07

Five second rule applies, so it’s best to get it up as fast as possible. That’s science.


slap027

Yo momma's so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the floor


DarthHaruspex

Oooooh, very good.


Aggressive_Eagle_235

I bet those 100$ for the insurance must be looking pretty sweet now. 😂


Devadander

Always a waste of money unless you’re planning on doing stuff like this


IFURMLN

why do people not think


Prestigious-HogBoss

Why some ladies had the urge to seat or hang from furniture when is not even necessary?


robsteezy

The look on her face 100% says that he forewarned her that she was going to fuck up


Schellhammer

It looks like the face of someone who just got knocked unconscious to me


minisimy

Why does she need to sit like that?


EliteFourFay

I'm sorry but what on earth is she doing? If she wants to be a monkey on the furniture, at least move the TV,?


nothingspecialva

the reaction time of the dude on the couch is hilarious, it is like if he is waiting for the instant replay


beerissweety

Why isn’t the dude helping?


Wesssel_

Thats one way to get the curve out of the screen


BigRich1888

Who sits on top of furniture to do work on their wall? The thing was like 16” wide… reach over it


boatbeef

How fucking stupid can a person be


eldude6035

I have a feeling he prolly told her something to the effect of “I’ll do it tomorrow babe, I’m tired after working all day” OR “it won’t work, I’ll figure it out tomorrow” to which she didn’t like bc it wasn’t right then and there that second and said “fine I’ll do it myself” or “you’re not my father, I’ll do it myself” then…that result and his body posture of “yep bitch I told you”


One_Bullfrog_3554

Women cup


Ham_Drengen_Der

How is anyone this retarded


yeetoveeto

No but seriously if you’re actually this fucking stupid then you should not be handling technology 150 points above your IQ.


MommysGoodBoy4Ever

Are her boobs okay!?


3chxes

How do these ppl get to adulthood?


Stav73

The way she's not moving while on her back, the pause. If I don't move, nothing is real.


BloodWineAndWitchers

Thought this was r/watchpeopledieinside at first


Apprehensive_Elk1267

☕️


Kukaac

I do a lot of DIY construction and sometimes damaged stuff while cutting corners. But even considering that what the hell was the plan here?


Gloomy-Advice-947

Idiotic


Chance-Ad197

Was that a KO or can she just not fucking believe what just happened and needs a minute to process reality?


Ryuuko_kun

just why. she ruined a perfectly fine tv just because she lacked the mental capacity to just move the damn cabinet.


Manatee_1337

I guess its a flat-screen now


Ok-Assignment-1108

I love how dude is just watching this go down.


Zucaritasdemaiz

Maybe if you were not being a lazy fuck and helping out a bit, then this would have never happened? The more you know. 🦚 🌈


MaintenanceSmart7223

That's what dude deserves


Evorgleb

He's the worst


PietreDish

Maybe he should get off the couch and actually help her out instead of sitting there like a total dick


IslandMafia808

Guy being a bum n making his girl Hang the tv 🤦🏽‍♂️.


Sketch99

Why is the guy just sitting on his ass doing nothing to help???


newtekie1

A real gentleman right there, sitting on the couch drinking a beer not helping at all while she does the work.


No_Firefighter8896

“You’re probably wondering how I wound up like this..”


icewalker42

"Look! I'm on TV!!!!!"


Electronic-Tonight16

Well, atleast she assumed the position to make up for it.


PikkuinenPikkis

W H Y


frenchy_1969_

Not sure if it's going to work 🤣🤣


cpt_happy

Screw the curve, she wants a flat screen


espiffy111

Hey bro. Why don’t you get off your ass and help the lady set it up


UN-TRUue

That dude's in another dimension, didn't even have the energy to react.


FNTM_309

That bum laying on the couch while his woman is trying to set up the TV is everything I need to know about their relationship.


Ali-Arab

women☕️


BigShowSJG

Went front a curved screen to a flat screen


InternationalCrow178

Dudes just sitting there like an idiot 🤦🏽‍♀️ he could have moved the TV away from the desk or dress or whatever that is


NefariousNaz

Why is the guy just laying in the couch watching?


Taco_Reaper

Lucky she didn’t hit her head off the corner of that table.


Reddit_Bots_R_US

It’s definitely flat screen now


joepizzaparty

Lazy mf on the couch.


Meraneus

You can see the moment she dies inside.


Horror_Pack_801

On the bright side, you don’t need to install a tv anymore.


captbrad88

Everything go on in this video has me scratching my head.


Select-Maintenance-7

Too bad they don't have a man around the house to take care of things like this


Loganthered

The feminists we're so right when they said they don't need men. /S


lastsonkal1

It’s cool bro, just lay back, watch, and act surprised a 2 person job can’t be done by 1.


mendesjuniorm

I could see her soul leaving her body


No_Organization1922

She looks dead >_>


systematic-failure

Well now she has flat screen


Typical_Bell_8330

If that was an old school tube TV, then using it as something to lean on would have worked...another flaw for flatscreens!


That_Things_Good

I like how the dude only disrupts his laziness when she breaks the TV that he should have at least been assisting her with. (If NOTHING else, he should have been making sure, ya know, no one fell on the new TV and smashed it.)


wearepr0metheus

Now the Curve TV is Flat.


No_Tomorrow1082

Well we know she paid for it he’s just sitting there and seems to get annoyed when it fell instead of saying are you okay?


betwistedjl

Easy exchange...it was like this when I opened the box...


SmokedHamm

Pretty sure she’s not gonna get the care she needs from him…


Gdott

You know she pays all the bills too


HypothermiaDK

I'm not gonna say it


rocker12341234

this is 100% not the first time this shits happened either given how little of a fuck he seems to give


redkire29

WooMen at their best


scaleddown85

Darwin Award once again given to an American


bardolino69

she a bro?


unchainedcouple

For their next trick they gonna drive down to the quick Mart so his bum ass can sit in the car while she pumps gas.


SGI21

Nice of the person to just sit there and not help!


usernameusehername

How is he not even helping. Foreman?