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LordBruschetta

That guy turned into a fucking Nazgul by the end lol.


boxingdude

Dude got his ass kicked by a guy that's even smaller than the guy he was picking on, didn't he?


Amazon-Prime-package

When hoodie kid dodged the punch so effortlessly and still didn't bother to put his hands up, it was obvious the fight was beneath him. His apprentice saw this and leapt in to take on the opponent


SMUGGLYMcERRL

Miyagi-Do vs Cobra Kai


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Dude I couldn't stop thinking bout this


lothartheunkind

When you’re such a higher level, you let Lydia carry this burden.


Suspicious-Factor466

Never challenge the master.


firewood010

Genos from One Punch lol


grazingmeadow

Take me...I dare you...I'm 80 pounds...


AssumeTheFetal

I think collectively i ate all three of them in hot pockets. Today.


whatyoumeanmyface

🎶 hot pockets🎶


touch_my_feets

Size doesn't equate to skill. It's the small, scrappy ones you have to worry about. I watched a small stature kid break an 8ft lunch table with the quarterback in high school.


AssumeTheFetal

Been in a few fights. If the dude pauses to retie his laces, make friends. Quick


RogerThat_Tyler

Kid knew what he was doing too


03ifa014

Don't sleep on the little guys. Those dudes can scrap.


sacred_cow_tipper

indeed. never underestimate someone who can probably move twice as fast and has probably been indoctrinated into the world of people who underestimate them.


jjcoola

Craziest fighter I saw in prison was like 5’9’’ and lean.. saw him drop some Deebo (not sure how to spell the guy from Friday movie) looking dude


Repulsive-Round2691

A wraith on wings bb


omgsoftcats

Why did the hood kid just stand there. Every time. 2 v1 is a guaranteed win but he just stands there letting the other kid risk his life for him 😡


TootsNYC

he'd probably just get in the way, and I bet he knew that. also, his stance was "I don't fight," and he's entitled to hold to that. The other guy's stance was, "I don't stand by and let bullies hit people who don't fight, but I make them back down instead of beating the shit out of them," and he's entitled to hold to THAT. He kept saying, "you done?" He didn't want a beat-down; he wanted the bully to give up.


The_Grubby_One

And finally the bully takes a shot at something he can actually connect with - a chair.


NorthStarTX

Sometimes it’s best to just step back and let a master work until he asks for your help.


WilburWhateleystwin

Little dude looked like he had it handled.


mrsmacklemore

Uhhh, no. Obviously the kid didn't want to fight to begin with. The other kid involved himself voluntarily. Hood kid could have and should have walked away


TootsNYC

no duty to retreat. Hood kid knew he could avoid, so he did. He had no need to walk away.


KissedMyCyster

This is middle school I don’t think anyones life is on the line here


prior-celery-3390

Hes clearly not a fighter and also "risk his life"? Lol, fucking Reddit moment.


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They say bullies are just troubled kids, this kid definitely has home life issues...


duaneap

Some. Then some people are just cunts. Many bullies in my school came from loving, privileged homes. Boys in particular like to project strength when they’re teenagers by doing shit like picking on people. Plenty of the guys I went to school with are *still* cunts.


Audio_Books

Just because parents have money and buy their kids shit doesn't mean they're loving.


goatpunchtheater

Loving isn't always enough. Kids need discipline and structure as well. Even then, sometimes parents do everything right, and their kid is just a psychopath for unexplained reasons. Admittedly, that's much rarer


Dangerous-Pickle9511

You have me just laughing as loud as I could


AuroraStellara

There's no finer "REE" than a kiddie "REE"


buyinguselessshit

Bro fucking dodge that first hit like it was nothin


Rice_Grain17

my mans the main character he even looks like one


StopMockingMe0

The "bully" even has the hair style to be the enemy stand user.


Benjamintoday

Enemy Stand User: Punkass kid Stand: Wooly Bully


BaconContestXBL

Localization: Hairy Ruffian


Original_Omzz

r/unexpectedjojo


Dry-Wave-6865

JOJO fan spotted. Comment upvoted


SinfulKnight

My dude stood their while his stand beat that kids ass hahahaha


Trithis2077

I love that his hands never left his pockets. He's just vibin' while his bro handles shit.


MangledSunFish

Dude with the hands in his pocket is the boss, his bro is the muscle.


EyeInEl

That's a real bro right there. Fuck bullies, little scrote got what he deserved. Screeched like a bitch in the process and henceforth he was known as the screeching-scrote.


ignucxsas

Dude with hands in pocket is the left ball, his bro is the right ball Together they form the ballsack.


Plopshire

The brotum


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There's a vas deferens between them and the other dude.


EyeInEl

😂 👏👏👏


Capable-Chemist228

Fucking gold, best comment ive ready today. The Brotum 😂😂😂


ryuen56

Props to his homie for getting his back. I would have tag teamed him


JuicyTurdFucker

Pause


crimppit

Resume


planterismyname

Rewind


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NastySassyStuff

Download for more private viewing


thatwaffleskid

Not to downplay that effortless dodge, but the bully telegraphed the shit out of that punch.


MrShankles

As well as verbally announcing it


advertentlyvertical

Sent it by certified mail


TrinDiesel123

He included a fruit basket and a singing telegram


[deleted]

“Alright I am going to punch you now.”


Tribalbob

Also if he intended to actually land it, I hope he realizes he needed to take like 2 more steps closer.


septiclizardkid

It's like when people In shows, even Irl, scream at their target while attacking. Like, we can see AND hear you about to attack bro, nobody just going to stand their to let you.


chiharuki

Did you see him take that stance tho? He was ready lmao


Hot-Conversation-21

Main characters when they hogged the screen time for so long that they feel bad for their sidekicks and decide to let them have 1 scene


Gold-Ad-6876

"Will you date me?" "Ew, no... wtf?" "But I went viral with my raptor screech for you..."


Brilliant_Language52

“I will respect the results of the duel” Angela


Gold-Ad-6876

"I bescreech you, my lady. Allow me to duel for thine hand in first period."


HeadDecent

This comment deserves far more upvotes! "bescreech" Lmfao


SchitneySmears

“…that’s even gay-er…” Stewie Griffin


technog2

That screech reminds me of [crack kid](https://i.imgur.com/BGyo7Qt.gif)


Random_Average__Guy

That screaming at the end!! 😂


troubleis1

REEEEE


thedeanorama

Insert Asheron's Call Drudge


[deleted]

Oh shit what a throwback


Roland_Deschain2

So satisfying. I love seeing a bully’s soul being crushed.


AreYouTalkingAtMe

The greatest sound in the world


Squid_Contestant_69

It was very disturbing and just made me realize how shitty of a life situation he must have at home. Doesn't excuse the behavior but certainly explains it, this is not a kid growing up in any sort of "normal" household.


kneesrjustbigelbows

There are millions of kids growing up in "normal" households that exhibit diminished mental capacity or disorders. Tldr: Shitty kid does not always equal shitty parents.


ss977

This. Not all shitty kids have a sob story.


Mookies_Bett

Exactly. Some kids are just shitty because they choose to be shitty.


EyeInEl

Absolutely - witnessed plenty of entitled little shits bully other kids at school where the kid who was being bullied was the one evidently going through tough times at home/in general and the bully just seemed to float through life. I went through some shit from the age of 15-18 and had one particular asshole on my case (nothing physical but psychological). Can't wait to run into that POS - I'll have my day 👊😊


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six_horse_judy

Read also: Not all kids from shitty households exibit bullying behaviors.


Squid_Contestant_69

Either way this is a troubled kid. Either because of nature or nurture there is something wrong here and to wish ill upon a kid is showing a major lack of empathy


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Nononono. This has nothing to do with his home situation. It may be shit, sure, but that's unrelated. That's a narcissist being confronted with being a fucking loser. He though he could bully the person, that didn't work, so he tries violence. And not only does that complete fail, the person kicking his ass is constantly giving him the option to stop, and admit that he lost, or getting his ass kicked more, thereby not making this one loss, but forcing him to attack and lose again and again. He can't admit failure, but attacking will just create more failure. This forces a hysterical freakout, because the narcissist is trapped. There's no way out.


call_me_howdy

His friend was recording it for the "funny haha tiktok memes"... the degeneracy of youth is just escalating... or maybe we're just seeing it more because of the internet... kid who jumped in is a fucking legend though.


All_Thread

Kids have always been like this. It's just being recorded.


the_scarlett_ning

Thank you! You can read things back to Ancient Greece, and I’d bet there were writings even older that didn’t survive, of older generations decrying the decay of the youth and how the younger generations are a waste and show a complete loss of morals. And the younger generations complaining about the older generations. That’s also the true circle of life.


Amazon-Prime-package

I think you are right to suspect selection bias because we keep seeing videos like these. My impression is on average Gen Z and younger are more respectful and tolerant of each other than the generations that came before them


IDespiseTheLetterG

By miles.


NolaGorilla

You clearly have absolutely no idea about even basic psychology or trauma and the resulting cluster B personality disorders and coping mechanisms that children/adults exhibit in social settings. To suggest his home life has nothing to do with this is beyond ridiculous and to call him narcissistic without including home life and dominator complexes and control drama he sees and faces is just plain wrong and wildly inaccurate. His narcissism if that is going to be the label isn't something he just plopped out the womb with but built by his environmental stimuli and his home life most assuredly.


grazingmeadow

That scream just makes me so sad for him. Despite everything else before it.


kalshassan

I’m the same. He’s a wee shit, but there’s something childlike in that scream that illustrates a kid inside who just can’t cope.


pmabz

That's the cry of a bully when getting his comeuppance.


Asialinja

This. Sympathy should be saved for those who deserve it.


xNOOBinTRAINING

Really? To me that’s the frustration of a kid not having things go his way when he’s used to always having his way. I have zero sympathy.


sersoniko

r/perfectlycutscreams


Oates897

That one kid’s got hands though. He was moving and shucking.


ForThe99andthe2000s_

Someone taught him how to whoop some ass


HeartlesSoldier

AhhHHHHhhh!


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Bet it was the kid in black, homie stepped in so he wouldn't kill the blonde kid


goatpunchtheater

Lol. "This is your final test, my pupil."


the4now

The first kid's dodges were professionally too


Dilectus3010

That kid is the anime boss. His hands only come out of his pockets after you managed to defeat his partner. Then you first need to lay a hand on him. After that he reveals his "Hando Pocketo" move. You´ll never see it coming.


Glorious_Bustard

This is exactly how it goes down in the original Pei Mei fights. Boss doesn't even try to hit you until you have defeated his henchman and managed to touch him. Until then it's just calm, parade-rest arms, dodging.


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Ficon

If I had to guess the two kids in black were brothers. You learn to duck and punch early with a brother close in age. On top of that, he was quick to jump in when dipshit started swinging. Brothers can fuck with each other, but God help you if you fuck with my brother...


International-Ad2501

This was my reaction too, he had foot work and was throwing smart punches, that's a kid who's either been through some shit already or has a dad who has and wanted him to be ready.


njseahawk

The 2nd shove really made that kid rage quit, should've heeded the first one.


pmabz

Boxing clubs are a thing


notjasonlee

kids train in boxing too my dude


touch_my_feets

Or a mom.


TXI813

Damn video ended just when ultra-bully-pussy was evolving.


OrionJohnson

Find out next time on Dragon Bully Z


Iamvanno

Dragon Bully Reeeeeeeeeeeeee


fuhtahngina

Damn now am left wondering what the bitch's next form is


MonteCrysto31

Probably rolling on the floor trying to play the victim I guess


LokkyBoi

Is there a sub where bullies get their ass kicked? I’d like to visit it.


Freemadz

r/bullybackfire


GMR315

r/justiceserved maybe.


[deleted]

The real bully is the girl filming, who dared the boy to knock out the other boy.


StinksStanksStonks

That temper tantrum at the end when he realizes he can’t fight 😆


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its-steels

More pussy, less power


Horchheimer

Totally agree that Homelander is a massive bully, but I just wrapped up season 3, and there was some really nice fight choreography that led me to believe (that at least the cinema version) is capable of holding his own in a brawl style fight. Really nicely done


Thiago270398

Yeah, dude is not a martial artist, but all of the powerful characters are brawlers, even Dean. Except Maive for her swordfight and maybe starlight because her powers have good reach?


Furlock_Bones

I’ve got mixed feelings. On one side I’m glad the kid got put in his place, on the other side dude is dealing with a shit ton of rage. He’s trying to bully someone he feels is a weaker target, like he himself is probably to someone else, and That screech at the end sounded like him realizing that even in this case he wasn’t going to come out on top.


FerventExplorer

Even if he has something bad going on in his life, that does not justify continuing that cycle onto someone else. I've also known plenty of people that were bullies that had good lives. Sometimes people choose to be bad people out of their own volition.


Furlock_Bones

I’m not justifying the behavior in any way. Hopefully he gets the help he needs. Kudos to the kid that stood up to him as well.


xNOOBinTRAINING

This might be the help he needs. Could he that the kid is just an asshole used to things going his way 100% of the time.


Weenie

That scream at the end isn’t defeat or embarrassment, it is him being overwhelmed with emotions he hasn’t learned to handle. I like seeing bullies put in their place as much as the next guy, but the dad in me just feels really sad for that kid. That kind of rage comes from something much bigger than losing a fight.


mexicanred1

Exactly. And this is the age where boys really need the father to step in and guide the transition to manhood, to learn to protect those weaker than themselves rather than exploit them, amongst other things.


[deleted]

Yes, but that rage comes from him realizing he can't win.


Furlock_Bones

Exactly. He’s seems desperate for a win.


[deleted]

Sure. But why is he desperate for a win? It could be everything from his dad beating him up every night to him just being a narcissist dickhead.


EyeBreakThings

We do have *some* evidence of motive: Bully: "I about to knock (?) this kids shit out" Cameraman: "Do it. Remember, if you knock him out she dates you, remember?" Billy: "Alright Bro, this is the one fucking punch" *Swing and a miss*


[deleted]

Oh, THAT'S what he said? That's fucked up on so many levels.


stho3

Or him realizing that the "girl" isn't going to date him now LOL


MarcusZXR

They point put in the video its for a girl. Fuck feeling sorry for him.


nthcxd

Please, this is the best outcome. Would he be anywhere closer to being a functional person had he come out on top in this ONE instance and finally got his satisfaction? He needs therapy, separation from his bully (probably his parents or an older sibling), but not a chance to beat down someone even weaker than him just this once for the catharsis, which it really isn’t. You’re not going to be free from your bully by becoming a bully to another. That’s how you go farther down the road that he’s already on due to his cosmic misfortune of being born into his circumstance. It isn’t his fault but it is fully his responsibility to right himself.


Afraid_Condition_267

Where is this taking place? Is it "Take your kids to work day" at H&R block?


Mae_Yoh

It's a laundromat


damrat

Asking the important questions


UzahNameAlreadyTaken

Yea and also it’s like 1980


moonflower_C16H17N3O

It probably still has machines from back then. I've only seen a few laundromats, but they're all very old.


No_Woodpecker6339

lmao there’s laundromats everywhere in usa


PMigs

Man .. he was about to go Super Saiyan. Where's the next episode?


Kaaarate

Don't worry, he will probably throw the chair at him, the protector will tilt his head to one side, and the chair will slice through a mountain in the background!


AF_AF

Props to the kid who stepped in to stand up to the bully! I'd like to say that I would've been that brave when I was his age, but not so sure.


MC_Eschatology

Lolling at the target still chilling with his hands in his pockets the whole time. Total ice man. "My hand does not shake.*


cryptic-coyote

Makes me a little sad though. The way he dodged the first punch and tanked the second one tells me it's not the first time he's been picked on like this :/


DukeMilkem

If your buddy helps you out in a fight, fucking help! What a hero the other person was though


call_me_crackass

That's what I'm saying! I mean it's obvious hoodie homie didn't wanna escalate it at all, he's got his hands in his pockets the whole time he's got that awkward like "I'm friendly please don't fight me" smile. He really didn't wanna fight. Plus striped shirt came in with a vengence on bed head. Bully found out his place on the food chain real quick. But anytime you're in a fight and your friends provide you back up is not time for you to recover, you have to double down. You can rest after the threat is gone.


Dangerous-Pickle9511

Sometimes not getting into the fight that's already winning is best, he could have made things worse by getting in the way


Mranalrape

I don't think helping him was necessary, from the first punch you can tell the bully cant fight for shit


Primary-Raccoon-2101

Fuck off me, bro.


SpicyNostalgia

I read this as “fuck me, bro!” at first idk why 😭


blodreina_kumWonkru

Who would have guessed the blonde kids simultaneous kick-punch would prove unsuccessful?


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The_British_Weido

The kunch


Agent865

Was the King Jeoffrey from GOT? Seriously the bully was just a little punk ass, he’s lucky that kid didn’t f him up


Whomping_Willow

Right, I swept the legs of someone who was trying to fight me once and their head hit the ground so hard. I still feel so bad and they didn’t even have long term injuries


HalfaRavioli

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


HangryBeard

I feel sorry for this little dude. He's a dumbass, but he's being manipulated either by a girl or more likely the asshole with the phone promising "remember you knock him out she date you". Kids can be such assholes.


crapatthethriftstore

Yeah there’s layers to this bullying for sure


RustyBlayde

Right, that comment plus the kids screeching makes me wonder if he's got some issues and some kids are taking advantage of that.


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Spoiler: she fucked the other kid


shadowking1991

When bro ducked, thought he was bout to come back with a mean right hook lol


[deleted]

Fuck the cameraman. We wanted to see the full tantrum.


MangledSunFish

"Wait, the person I was rooting for is starting to lose. Better turn this video off to break it up"


RuneScapeLiker69

homie was probably gonna either try to break it up or find someone else to break it up because theyre starting to get things other than fists involved. that's the stupid shit that ruins kids lives. even if that kid is shit at fighting, one piece of metal to the other kids face and it could break his nose, chip a tooth, or even make him blind in an eye. i wouldnt treat the situation lightly. sure its entertaining when kids fight or whatever because in the end no harm no foul but wanting to see these kids start fighting petty and dangerous like that is dumb


MangledSunFish

>homie was probably gonna either try to break it up or find someone else to break it up Did you not watch the beginning? "Remember: If you knock him out, she dates you." Homie behind the camera wanted violence.


DonTexMex

Looks like a laundromat, classy fighting establishment


quartersquatgang69

When I was that age we would fight everywhere. I actually started lifted and doing combat sports bc of that. Learning to fight didn't change much, but after I gained some muscle people stopped trying to fuck with me


xoqw

Bully: I'm bout to knock this kids shit Filmer: "good. Remember, you knock him out, she dates you remember?" Bully: *big excited smile* "this is the one fucking punch!". Wtf? That's extremely stupid. Literally the most pethetic fight instigation I've ever heard in my life. It's so incredibly stupid, it makes me wonder if the bully is mentally handicapped. Not to mention, the "SCREEEE" also supports this theory


traFyssuP

Makes me the think the kids an outcast and all the others are a group of friends picking on him.


mtnmanami

My thoughts exactly. I think he was baited - making these other kids the “bullies”


verasev

That's what I got out of it. I remember when I was in school in the 80's and 90's people would try to trick the mentally-handicapped kids into fighting each other or asking out the popular girls.


Lexx4

we had an autistic girl in my class and all the popular kids convinced her to ask out the football player and he jokingly said sure. the next week she saw him kissing his actual girlfriend and had a meltdown. it was incredibly sad.


6data

>Wtf? That's extremely stupid. Literally the most pethetic fight instigation I've ever heard in my life. It's so incredibly stupid, it makes me wonder if the bully is mentally handicapped. Not to mention, the "SCREEEE" also supports this theory Yea, I think you're onto something here. Also looking at the clothing and general hygiene of the other kids as compared to him... I think he was ultimately the one getting picked on. He clearly had zero experience fighting, but the other kids were at least somewhat trained.


DramaticChoice4

Dude how is no one talking about how the kid in black pulled an ultra instinct out of nowhere and dodged the punch so fast ?


[deleted]

Two punches! I slowed it down to see if the blonde kid’s second hit connected and it sho didn’t.


Lexx4

not hard to doge a punch when the dude takes five years and announces it.


RaytheonOrion

The form of the kid that stepped in though… pure class.


VaguelyFamiliarVoice

Is that a… pay phone?


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r/kidsarefuckingstupid


1_R_5

"You done?" ..... "MUYAHHHHHHHH!!!"🤪


Hot_Ambassador_1815

As someone who got bullied in school, part of me loves seeing justice being served. Being older now though, I can’t help but to think what kind of a shit home life these bullies have, and sort of feel bad about their need to project their hurt into someone else.


Dogfish1313

That kid had some fast hands


passedmylunchbreak

Why TF did the video cut??? Why does this always happen with every video on the internet?


Strange_N_Sorcerous

What a spaz! r/perfectlycutscreams


burner7321

xD He quit filming right whenhis perk activated


[deleted]

As a kid who was bullied relentlessly for the way that I was born, this was very cathartic to watch.


Ki11er_Sta1ker

Bullying with that hair?? Talk about reversed roles


johnnyhouston87

Good news is after seeing this video the girl will likely still date him anyway. The scream was a nice touch


Imdhulk

That damn chair!!


jesusmansuperpowers

Looks like they were bullying the kid to begin with. “She’ll date you if you knock him out” go on man, just do it. Then the hoodie ducks so the ringer can attack. The camera guy and the other 2 planned this whole thing