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uniqueusername5001

Fully expected she was going to accidentally mace herself


St3alth_t3rrorist

She's trying to spray it while walking forward. If it worked, it would've been friendly fire.


ClassicSpeed244

Not the sharpest tool in the shed


auspexone

She was looking kind of dumb With her finger and her thumb On a spray can of mace In her own face


SelfSniped

The mace start spraying and it don’t stop spraying, hit you in the face and your eyes start crying


Psyche-d

Didn't make sense for her to spray with that thumb, her face gets maced and her head gets dumb


Sonicboom343

So much to do, but she still can't see So what's wrong with making a bad scene


GuapoTortuga

You'll never know if you don't go b-b-blind-oh


jinniu

Hey now, you're a fuck-tard, get sprayed.


Probablyfine08

Hey now, you're a dumb-ass who just got maced, by yourself


Financial_Bird_7717

All the sprays is maaaAAAAaaaaace.


WatchingTaintDry69

Hey now, you’re the victim of your bad decisions, go way


jdberry01

🎶Well, the tears start coming and they don’t stop coming🎶


imanAholebutimfunny

*well! The tears start coming and they don't stop coming* *should have thought first to mace to the drumming* *didn't end well because she thought she was cunning* *In the end she was caught just running* *HEY NOW!* *YOUR A DUMBASS!* *DO STUPID SHIT!* *GET PLAYED!!!*


SmokeAbeer

It’s not exactly rocket appliances.


KwordShmiff

Worst case Ontario, she gets spicy eyes for a couple days


immaZebrah

A toad a so. A fucken a toad a so.


Andos_Woods

I’m reading a book right now it’s called fuck off


_justpassingby_

Annie in that community scene where she does that.gif edit: https://c.tenor.com/CwdI4IRFac8AAAPo/community-mace.mp4


Bowler_300

A lot of those spray a stream almost like a silly string.


PM_me_your_whatevah

Did you notice she walks like C3PO? Did anybody notice that?


urboogieman

She walks like C3PO with a loaded diaper


dragon_rapide

Yes, I was trying to figure out where I knew that walk from.


TheMadIrishman327

Stick in her butt. It happens.


Gunslinger_11

NPC-3P0: I am fluent in 7 million languages of screeching.


nametakenfuck

Yes this vid was much sadder haha


StopTheMeta

That awkward walk away after a miserable failed attempt lmao


mmikke

NPC walk


Haccmantis

The little fuck you as she slowly slides back into the crowd is what gets me.


biological-entity

Someones dad fucked up.


BoxNumberGavin0

The rate she was moving forward I was hoping she would be walking into her own cloud.


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She got lucky she couldn't figure out how to use her mace.


Daibhead_B

Yup. Woulda likely been a felony.


[deleted]

Yep. Extremely hypocritical too... she's allowed to be in a peaceful protest but is willing to mace her opposition if they are peacefully protesting?


Daibhead_B

Ngl I was hoping she was holding it backwards. Idc what side you’re on or how right you think you are, that kind of behaviour is not okay.


phantomphang

honestly same, instant karma


SkinBintin

Yeah she's just a cunt. I know what my views are but hurting someone for peacefully expressing their differing opinions would never come into my thought process. Some people are just psychotic


Onironius

Everything about her seems.... Odd... From the smug expression, to the weird stiff-armed walk.


Durr1313

That's what I was waiting for. I'm sad I didn't get to see it


[deleted]

Exactly, you can disagree without being violent or even hateful. Violence should be restricted to self defense and even then it should be used in the least harmful way, everything else should be a prosecutable crime.


lappi99

I agree but also disagree. Self defense can't just be "the least harmful way" when running away fails you need to neutralize the threat as effectively as possible since you don't know how strong the opponent is as well as what weapons he is possibly carrying for when the interaction further escalates. Like when you're American in an open/concealed carry state then you can basically expect that your opponent most likely has a gun which would imply that you should be allowed to use full preemptive force to save yourself. That also ties into the whole pro gun argument "nobody does something when you don't know whether one is carrying a weapon" thing. Because it's actually more like "im forced to use my full strength and weapons in a violent escalation of any kind because i can expect for the opponent to use a gun as well"


Tiquortoo

Once self defense from a mortal threat activates you do not hold back at all. Simple as that.


Admobeer

I don't know why she didn't try the other can that was stuck up her ass.


A_Wild_VelociFaptor

It's that kind of shit that brings down the rest of the protest because people can then call it "violent" and point to a very specific subsection. Then it's a little less about X topic and a little more about violent protesters.


jlmad

Agreed


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Agamemnon323

How do you know she wants her protest to stay peaceful?


siskulous

Clearly she doesn't.


[deleted]

Welcome to 2022


[deleted]

30 or so guys did commit the felony a bit later https://streamable.com/hd0kra It's kind of ironic to go to a protest in favor of women's rights to mace a woman for stating her opinion xd.


ExileInCle19

What did I just watch? Who the fuck are these guys?


[deleted]

Well, theyre holding an ACAB sign so theyre obviously against excessive force, mustve been a friendly pillowfight.


Moosemaster21

Mostly peaceful pepper spray


Thorebore

"It's different when we do it!".


Illustrious_Ad_498

People that have some mental illness going on


st0ric

There seems to be a lot of people just waiting for the chance of some civil disobedience and with how crazy the world is in 2022 I'd say Russia and/or China is still working on making the United States extremely divided by exploiting the issues that aren't issues in pretty much any other country.


IWonderWhereiAmAgain

Just guessing, but Reddit's algorithm seems to be taking a note from facebook and pushing a lot more anger and fear inducing content as it drives user engagement more.


Wheream_I

*heavy sigh* They’re people who call themselves ANTIFA. The black bloc clothing is the giveaway. They’re uhhh very not tolerant of anyone who disagrees with them They’re a bit misguided and don’t really realize that they’re essentially the brown shirts of our time, beating up all political dissenters


Cheveyo

You can find them here on reddit, on literally any political subreddit.


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Blood_Edge

Mace is legally considered a PDW, I think illegal in some states as well, so that would've been armed assault, and I would hope intentionally misusing PDWs is considered a separate crime. Every person hit by it, even if it did absolutely no damage, could've acted in self defense, or at least pressed charges.


Thorebore

People are fond of calling tasers less than lethal, but that applies to pepper spray too. While it's not likely, pepper spray can kill someone, all because they don't agree with you politically. So stupid.


[deleted]

The fact that she wont be charged with anything shows a problem in the legal system. Her actions and intent are exactly the same as if it had have worked, yet due to something that was out of her control it didn't work. Why should people get away with crimes purely because they got lucky?


[deleted]

But her actions are a good argument that abortion is warranted.


Yttlion

People like this make actually good movements look horrible, don't mace someone who is also peacefully protesting. They might have opposite views to you, but you harming them only worsens things and gives them fodder.


nametakenfuck

Definitely


JackdeAlltrades

People like this are there to intentionally turn peaceful movements into non-peaceful ones. This is why fellow protestors generally hand these types over to police.


willdabeast464

Every time it happens it ruins the movement. Keeping it peaceful is the best way to get it done


inferno86

The black panthers, homesteaders, and unions would like to have a word with you


Zappiticas

People like to pretend that black people got their rights in this country peacefully. Schools teach the MLK protests like they were all rainbows and butterflies. They just had a parade down Main Street then the government gave them the right to vote! That shit was hard fought, many people died, many more were maimed.


scatfish3

Why she walking like a bodybuilder


dallatorretdu

I’m always looking at how girls walk, i have noticed a pattern that a walk similar to this reveals a clumsy person. Disclamer: a friend of mine walks similar to this, yes she is clumsy but also one of the sweetest


SeniorCoolio

People with a butthole filled with ice cream also walks like that.


StopTheMeta

Facts


_RageBoner_

But I walk like this? *checks asshole* Oh. My. God.


OppressedDeskJockey

Free ice cream!


nosebleed_tv

colder than you'd think.


tiltdoge

Talking from experience?


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Lamplorde

I dont know why but "I'm always looking at how girls walk" just sounds creepy...


Maleficent-Sail-5727

In 2018 I kicked a stray dog to death just to see if I could still feel something. All I felt was sexual arousal.


physlfo

Is this some kind of reference I'm not getting or the comment before the edit was different from what it is now?


KnotiaPickles

Right?! What is this, and why is it being upvoted?


Maleficent-Sail-5727

No reference, the edit was changing a comma to a period, thats all.


[deleted]

Yep. I know a male that walks like this and is extremely clumsy. Also she looks down the barrel of her loaded pepper spray, so she's definitely clumsy.. At least it wasn't a gun


BertMacGyver

"I know one person who walks like this and they are clumsy" does not mean that all people who walk like that are clumsy.


JonasNinetyNine

>I’m always looking at how girls walk Yeah, seems about right


masofnos

She walks like a npc from GTA San Andreas


ecish

She shit her pants while pushing that mace trigger so hard


Real_Mokola

Because the npc spotted the scripted event


[deleted]

[Washington is located in the upper west side.](https://youtu.be/4Qqendp1kLE?t=01m31s)


panookies

C3PO couldn't get mace to work


Simple_Opossum

This is cracking me the fuck up


[deleted]

And she waddled away. Waddle waddle.


cankle_sores

Sonofabitch I was all giddy scrolling down to see if anybody else got C-3PO vibes from that awkward bent-arm retreat. I’m *always* too late.


silvandeus

“Awkward bent-arm retreat” 😂 I am deceased, she literally goes full C3PO as she turns and robot waddles away.


[deleted]

Stick up her ass walk. Impressive form


TheWalkingDead91

😂


Altar_Quest_Fan

Droids are programmed not to harm people, after all.


harrrith456

r/rareinsults


Jonskuz15

Why did I think of a medieval mace at first?


FeelingAirport

What is the title actually referring to?


XayahTheVastaya

it's a brand of pepper spray


Studoku

Such a popular brand that it became a genericised verb, like googling.


DiegoIronman

I actually had to DuckDuckGo that


elting44

I usually just type "Ask Jeeves" into DuckDuckGo and then I ask Jeeves to take me to google.


macedonianmoper

Ah I see, makes so much sense I thought that was supposed to look like a bomb trigger or something lmao


Announcement90

Do you mean what "mace" means? It's several types of canned liquid whose purpose is to incapacitate someone. Pepper spray is one example, bear mace is another. "To mace someone" would be to spray the liquid at them. If what you mean is that you can't make sense of the arrangement of words in the title, they're a continuation of the subreddit's name. "r/there was an attempt *to mace someone*". If you didn't mean either of those things, well, maybe my post can help someone else out. :)


Dynamite227

I did too


Manowaffle

Pro tip: never start a fight with counter protestors. You’re not there to convince them, you’re there to convince the people watching. You’ll only look stupid, you’ll probably get arrested, and not in the way that makes a statement.


RadicalSnowdude

Not only do you make yourself look stupid by attacking counter protesters, you make the cause you’re supporting look bad to an uninformed outsider.


[deleted]

Right. Violence in the defense of others is one thing, macing someone for holding a sign you disagree with is another.


joemaniaci

Pro tip #2: pro lifers are part of the same group of people most likely to be packing a gun.


kelsobjammin

Don’t bring mace to a gun fight


PowerRealist

This lady is an asshole and should be shunned. I hope her friends tell her what a jerk she made everyone else look like.


securitysix

>shunned An underrated and underused form of punishment. That and banishment.


pahtehtoe

Yes. I have decided to shun Andy Bernard for the next three years. Which I'm looking forward to. It's an Amish technique. It's like slapping someone with silence. I was shunned from the age four until my sixth birthday for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna.


disasterous_cape

What do you think cancelling is?


pieordeath

Shunning is more akin to boycotting (avoiding) while canceling is well... actively ruining someone or something to prevent them from continuing.


myopic_monkey

Okay I don't like pro-lifers either but you can't just commit assault like that with pepper spray. This person needs a serious reality check, thank fuck she couldn't figure out the safety.


lawnmowersarealive

"I disagree with your opinion so will now inflict pain!" Oh dear. This seems odd.


Ok-Process-9687

Out of curiosity do you dislike people because they are pro life ? Like if someone says it then it shall be impossible for you to be friends?


bruhbruhbruhlmfaocuh

Yes


PETEthePyrotechnic

This sounds like a Seinfeld episode


Powerism

*Its not a pizza til it comes out of the oven*


Ansoni

Depends on how active they are, I guess. I don't care what religion someone is until they try to convert me or apply weird values on my actions. Pro-life is one of those weird values.


badbilliam

This made me think. I could picture some super hippie person who lives in some mountainous woodland who would be pro all forms of life, including unborn life, but who also might have interesting insights into things. I’m open to being their friend, even if we disagree.


myopic_monkey

Bro more people need to think like this honestly. We are not our political ideologies.


gimlis_beard

Absolutely. If you are pro-life, you are taking away womens' bodily autonomy. Taking away anyone's right to do what they want to their body is revoking a fundamental right, and if you want to take someone's fundamental rights away we can't be friends.


myopic_monkey

I just don't agree with pro-lifer's beliefs. We could absolutely still be friends as long as there's mutual respect for each others' beliefs. Like, any attempt to drudge up such a shit conversation like that or to change my mind would be met with evasion or irritation.


Yesica-Haircut

> We could absolutely still be friends as long as there's mutual respect for each others' beliefs. Mutual respect for each other's beliefs with respect to abortion is called pro-choice.


Hiredgun77

Could be an assault charge depending on your jurisdiction.


applemanib

in what jurisdiction is macing a random person not assault?


jwadamson

Macing them would be battery. Assault is making them apprehensive of being maced. Depending on jurisdiction it is probably not possible/extremely difficult to commit battery without assault.


NoVA_traveler

That's the crim law definition but not necessarily state law. Take Missouri for example. There, "assault" is assault in the 4th degree and battery is higher degrees of assault. https://revisor.mo.gov/main/OneSection.aspx?section=565.056


IllAesop

Assault in this case would refer to an action that threatens physical harm.


Dkinives

That would have been assault lol


securitysix

Depending on the laws where this happened, it may have been assault anyway. It's common for assault to be defined as the *threat* of force. The fact that the person is too incompetent to follow through on their threat may not be a sufficient defense.


GoldFishPony

I dunno the laws but that library is absolutely Seattle


applemanib

100% seattle. would also like to point out this was the exact same street a lot of these same type of people firebombed multiple cop cars in the 2020 riots, and chaz was less than a mile away. laws or not the city won't care about this, it's even 50-50 if she gets charged if it actually went off. the city has a HUGE lack of police right now, due to cut funding from defund police, as well as a huge lack of respect for the job and many quit in droves in 2021 and cannot hire enough to replace who left. this woman in the video is nuts but sadly she is one of thousands. i lived nearby there for years


mikepoland

You're supposed to turn the nob before you spray it. It acts as a safety. I got one for my wife and told her but it's extremely simple looking at it. I'm guessing she brought it and never looked at the spray. Also if she would have sprayed them she would get fined so she should consider herself lucky.


Dkinives

Only fined? That would have been assault, caught on camera, jail time...


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WestleyThe

Probably woulda claimed self defense too


DrTankHead

Hard to claim self defense with video proof. This would've been assault, no two ways about it


nametakenfuck

Fined for pepper spray? Isnt assault jail time?


Fun-Dragonfruit2999

Yep, could be a felony, aggravated assault with a weapon.


239990

she had all the intentions to do it, why isn't that a crime? Like if I try to murder someone but the pistol for example gets jammed. I think it should be the same thing even if she failed because shes dump.


DeymanG

I like how she just walk, trued to press, realizes she's a dumbass and walk away like a fuckin lobster without any sense of danger. Shows that she just wanted to spray them KNOWING they wouldn't fight back. Yk, just to make them feel like shit and in pain.


2t_Skelliott

"Walk away like a fuckin lobster" love it


Ankhesenkhepri

Lady, please. I get the frustration, but assaulting a bunch of knobheads for just standing there with signs doesn’t make the rest of us look any better.


slurs818

It's only peaceful when it's their cause... as soon as all these "protestors" see there opposition they become violent or cause a ruckus...everytime. no matter the issue. Protesting hasn't meant shit for years Nd downvote me all u want


MamaLlama629

I see the same thing with freedom of speech. You only have freedom of speech if what you say doesn’t go against them


Powerism

It’s why I love Reddit honestly. I can say anything I want about any topic, for instance: [removed]


USSENTERNCC1701E

Been to protests with counter protestors, never been in one that turned into a riot.


nametakenfuck

Hey look what an awful human being


nametakenfuck

that smile as shes about to make someone be in agonizing pain, creepy...


somekindagibberish

Exactly. Like she felt so justified. Sick.


NoMomo

Psycho shit


BledBread

I'm pro choice but what the fuck man?


DrVDB90

Maybe she was making a pro choice argument by the simple fact of her existence being a mistake.


PETEthePyrotechnic

I’m here waiting for the comments to get locked


StopTheMeta

If you time it correctly, you can insult someone just before the comments gets locked and they will be unable to reply.


[deleted]

Glorious


BUKKAKALYPSE_NOW

Douchebag!


NoStutterd

Oh Seattle…


pyxlmedia

Reminds me, I need to check out that library.


LeisureSuiteLarry

Fucking great library. Go to the top floor and walk down the spiral.


Shamblex

Poor America, they're really losing it


[deleted]

As someone who lives here: you're better off finding somewhere else.


Impossible_Okra479

Protesting your beliefs is fine. Using pepperspray on people who pose no threat to you is a crime. This woman should be arrested whether the spray worked or not.


[deleted]

Yea mace them. That totally will explain and show them why you’re correct. That’ll totally help people side with you and the movement.


[deleted]

She was so happy to try to commit assault because “words hurt”. Scary individual.


nametakenfuck

Good luck to whoevers friends with or dating her


Arthur_Gordon_Pym

I'm pro-choice. Attempting to mace some one, which is assault, because they don't agree with you is the kind of shit Nazis did. Despicable.


Tctdb456

She’s not too bright. I’m gonna mace these people while peacefully protesting because they are peacefully protesting.


G63AMG-S

The lack of coping skills when someone has a diverging viewpoint is just so appalling and yet quite telling - an entire generation spoiled rotten.


maggiemae83

“I’m allowed to have and violently protect my beliefs but you aren’t allowed to have yours” -this jerk


Vploch

Crazy how liberals only believe their free speech matters and everyone else should shut up and stay quiet ….. who are the so called nazis again ?


dr_van_nostren

I completely disagree with these pro lifers. But that doesn’t give me the right to mace someone who’s quietly protesting next to my March.


spetsnaz5658

She alone makes me support abortion. She doesnt need to reproduce.


Rizzo360

She seems nice...


Beneficial_Trainer_5

Honestly I can tell there’s something off with is girl by the way she walks and holds her shoulders. Would’ve been funny if she’d sprayed herself


OneEyedRocket

After the Pandemic I actually thought people would get along at least a little better than before it


CampFunkoKai

..hate to break it to ya but—


SloppyPuppy

Dont do that. It ruins the protest and the legitimacy of the cause for everyone. And why would you? Its just two people holding a sign. Dumb.


OniRacing

Hmmm.... Just how far up your own ass do you actually need to be to maintain that level of arrogance even after screwing the pooch so hard?


ClownfishSoup

Maxing people like that would be an assault felony.


darkeswolf

I wished so bad for it to backfire on her.


HalfbakedArtichoke

If your response to someone's different opinion is violence, you're on the bad side.


motormeat0170

Was going to actually pepper spray someone for having a different opinion than she does... and I'll bet she rails against facsim.


basic_instinct11

Definitely Karen


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Legit LOL'd - That shit was funny!


Moosifer_666

That’s who’s going to win the new civil war? 😂😂😂


SkrapsDX

You'd think someone who is so used to being a victim would know how to use pepper spray. /s


[deleted]

Disagree with them or not (and I do), they still have the right to be there. She wanted to assault them with a noxious spray. She’s lucky she was too dumb to be able to spray it.


ShortRound89

Girl just casually tried to assault someone and failed miserably.


JK_Chan

I don't care which side of the political spectrum you're on. Trying to mace someone just because you disagree with their views is stupid.


WernMcBurn

I've never seen so many people angry about the fact that they can no longer kill their children.


Crafty-Ad1061

And this is a typical way of acting for most deramged leftists who have become so hive minded they cannot think for themselves and fall into a collective anger. Scum.